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big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party
Shanghai nurse mixes drugs; mistakenly gives a lady four months into her pregnancy an abortion pill.

https://translate.google.com/transl...pt0511751.shtml

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Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



I think I told this story in an earlier iteration of this thread, but it's worth sharing again.

Right when I got to Mongolia another volunteer's Mongolian co-worker had to go to the capital city to get surgery. She had some sort of abdominal cancer, but they caught it really early so they were hopeful that they could do a surgery and remove it. The lady took a few weeks off work to go have this surgery and after it was over doctor was like "Okay awesome, well come back in a year and we'll do another checkup, but I think everything will be fine". So this woman, who was only about 30, was super relieved and got a new lease on life.

A year later she went back to the hospital. She had a new doctor this time and they did a bunch of tests to see if the cancer was still in remission. As it turns out, doctor #1 had performed the wrong operation and removed something that was not at all cancerous while leaving the inflicted tissue untouched. I have no idea if he knew he had done it or not. But it had progressed so much in this time that doctor #2 said "There's nothing we can do about it anymore". The Mongolian lady ended up spending tons of money flying to South Korea to see specialists and they told her basically the same thing, that if they had caught it earlier and properly removed it she might have survived.

The other Peace Corps Volunteer attended that woman's funeral like a month before she CoS'd and went back home to America.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
That looks fake as heck. Not believing it.

Ailumao
Nov 4, 2004

Haier posted:

That looks fake as heck. Not believing it.

When I went to university in Taipei the dorms had those nets to stop people from jumping off buildings and killing themselves, I think they have a p high suicide rate there so it could be???

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

It's fake. It's usually fake unless its a dashcam

http://gossiplifeasia.com/joyce-chus-i-miss-you-music-video-suicide/

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

Haier posted:

It is absolutely necessary to see whether the foreigner or local is black, tanned, Indian, or less than pure white/yellow so they can be dismissed or considered.

For a very short time I used to work for one of those shady internship agencies in China, where people form outside China would pay us to have them placed in some company in China. The company I worked for had no network or business contacts at all, and would just take the candidates CV's translate into Chinese and upload on 51job and hope someone would contact them. This being China of course the CV's needed pictures, but a lot of our customers were not used to that. I remember one guy really not wanting to put a picture on his CV, our head of recruiting trying to convincing him said "but imagine if you are the company, and a black person applies, wouldn't you want to know right away?". Most of our customers were Africans anyway. I quit shortly after that. That whole company was so painfully unprofessional in everything they did.

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible

Away all Goats posted:

It's fake. It's usually fake unless its a dashcam

speaking of dashcams i just remembered theres a really good chinese news segment educating and warning the public about the turn radius and blind-spots of those big construction trucks. the first two minutes of the segment are a traffic cam montage of people getting their heads messily pressed flat on the asphalt because they dont respect these huge vehicles and practically stand under them as they drive past

like im just imagining transformers running around and battling in Shanghai and pedestrians just strolling between their legs in the crosswalk and getting pulverized.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Yorkshire Pudding posted:

I think I told this story in an earlier iteration of this thread, but it's worth sharing again.

Right when I got to Mongolia another volunteer's Mongolian co-worker had to go to the capital city to get surgery. She had some sort of abdominal cancer, but they caught it really early so they were hopeful that they could do a surgery and remove it. The lady took a few weeks off work to go have this surgery and after it was over doctor was like "Okay awesome, well come back in a year and we'll do another checkup, but I think everything will be fine". So this woman, who was only about 30, was super relieved and got a new lease on life.

A year later she went back to the hospital. She had a new doctor this time and they did a bunch of tests to see if the cancer was still in remission. As it turns out, doctor #1 had performed the wrong operation and removed something that was not at all cancerous while leaving the inflicted tissue untouched. I have no idea if he knew he had done it or not. But it had progressed so much in this time that doctor #2 said "There's nothing we can do about it anymore". The Mongolian lady ended up spending tons of money flying to South Korea to see specialists and they told her basically the same thing, that if they had caught it earlier and properly removed it she might have survived.

The other Peace Corps Volunteer attended that woman's funeral like a month before she CoS'd and went back home to America.

what was the point of that story :(

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Pon de Bundy posted:

what was the point of that story :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htdxK2FtYII

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Pon de Bundy posted:

what was the point of that story :(

I think the point was either don't trust Chinese medicine or don't trust oncologists.

Or just give up and eat fast food/a bullet.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fojar38 posted:

a non-zero number of people read and were influenced by that article

I was certainly influenced to LMAO

Dicky mouse
Apr 11, 2008

"No No Not like that....Thats just silly"

Pon de Bundy posted:

what was the point of that story :(

In the old thread the point was about face culture and medicine in east vs west.

Basically see a doctor in the west they will say they don't know and its kinda nerv racking to not get any answers

in the east the doctor is very self confident and spins a huge pile of bullshit, that is rather comforting but basically wrong.

Doctors are fallible creatures, and when they are it can cost lives.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pon de Bundy posted:

what was the point of that story :(

Don't go to Chinese Doctors in China. As DM said, a western trained doctor might not know what is wrong with you, but in knowing that you go seek out other doctors who might figure out what is wrong. The whole medicine based on the scientific method is key and you have a reasonable confidence that the doctor you are seeing isn't some quack who values face/ego/ripping you off who gives out TCM.

Even if a western trained doctor happens to operate in the wrong place, the follow up which wouldn't be a *year* away would likely catch the error and be able to correct in time. Western medicine has it's own issues, but you aren't going to be feed BS the moment you walk through the door.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
someone post the story of the guy nearly dying and being in agonising pain while the ambulance and plane crew argue over who carries him into the ambulance

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Is there a china.txt repository anywhere because I love every single one of these stories

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

oohhboy posted:

Don't go to Chinese Doctors in China. As DM said, a western trained doctor might not know what is wrong with you, but in knowing that you go seek out other doctors who might figure out what is wrong. The whole medicine based on the scientific method is key and you have a reasonable confidence that the doctor you are seeing isn't some quack who values face/ego/ripping you off who gives out TCM.

Even if a western trained doctor happens to operate in the wrong place, the follow up which wouldn't be a *year* away would likely catch the error and be able to correct in time. Western medicine has it's own issues, but you aren't going to be feed BS the moment you walk through the door.

That, and in the west the tissue would've been tested post surgery and when it showed up as not cancerous they'd immediately follow up to figure it out.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
LOL. Ancient Chinese food.
http://imgur.com/UhNWwfP

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

It makes sense to me now that the entirety of us foreign policy over the past 40 years has been about respecting China's face culture.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

haier, I'm begging you..please stop with the "my grandma" forwards..I want fresh, juicy, hosed up china stories, tia.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

rear end cobra posted:

Is there a china.txt repository anywhere because I love every single one of these stories

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3790448&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

ladron posted:

haier, I'm begging you..please stop with the "my grandma" forwards..I want fresh, juicy, hosed up china stories, tia.

even haier cant plunge 24/7 this is his downtime filler

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Invisible Handjob posted:

even haier cant plunge 24/7 this is his downtime filler

shut up non believer SHUT THE gently caress UP!!!!

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

ladron posted:

shut up non believer SHUT THE gently caress UP!!!!

this is the best you're going to get until he's done with the gua sha session on his dick to scrape off all the STDs

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Invisible Handjob posted:

this is the best you're going to get until he's done with the gua sha session on his dick to scrape off all the STDs

thankfully I have found solace in korea's descent into anarchy


hallelujah hallelujah

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

I've read every post in this thread, but I've seen references to other classics as well

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3675025&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3693893&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3759608&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3772282&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants
I heard a story on I think NPR where ano American was living in china and went to the hospital for respiratory problems. The doctors told him has terminal lung cancer so he left China to go back to the states to die. He stopped in Italy and the way home and got checked again who told him it was just pneumonia or something.

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

nickmeister posted:

I heard a story on I think NPR where ano American was living in china and went to the hospital for respiratory problems. The doctors told him has terminal lung cancer so he left China to go back to the states to die. He stopped in Italy and the way home and got checked again who told him it was just pneumonia or something.

No no that was part of Blistex's stories about his Dutch whoremongering coworker.

edit:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3693893&pagenumber=421&perpage=40#post453067185

big time bisexual fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Dec 9, 2016

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

big time bisexual posted:

No no that was part of Blistex's stories about his Dutch whoremongering coworker.

edit:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3693893&pagenumber=421&perpage=40#post453067185

hahahaahaha

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
hahahaha, gently caress

stories here are so good they get confused for an npr podcast. well done goons

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

This needs to be added to the OP.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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JaucheCharly posted:

This needs to be added to the OP.

Those FDA warnings about dick pills need to be added to the Library of Congress

Dicky mouse
Apr 11, 2008

"No No Not like that....Thats just silly"

Raptor1033 posted:

That, and in the west the tissue would've been tested post surgery and when it showed up as not cancerous they'd immediately follow up to figure it out.

Lol like who ever tests it is gonna go to the doctor with the results and make him loose face.

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010
https://youtu.be/0w879EAINjI

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

God bless!

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

JaucheCharly posted:

This needs to be added to the OP.

I agree wit JC

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants

big time bisexual posted:

No no that was part of Blistex's stories about his Dutch whoremongering coworker.

edit:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3693893&pagenumber=421&perpage=40#post453067185

LOL, okay yeah that was it.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

ladron posted:

haier, I'm begging you..please stop with the "my grandma" forwards..I want fresh, juicy, hosed up china stories, tia.
That was from reddit r/funny. I found a lot of the good China-related junk is never found in r/China.

Invisible Handjob posted:

this is the best you're going to get until he's done with the gua sha session on his dick to scrape off all the STDs
At present, I have zero STIs (STD is a triggering word, tks). I maintain this by fleeing from any girl that even has a pimple near her mouth, and telling myself it's probably mega-herpes.

LOL.
"Shanghai - Mix the pretentiousness of New York City and Portland (Oregon), none of the culture, and give the locals the self-identity zeal of an Israeli settler, and you have Shanghai."

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Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
This mole is legit:


And so are these eyebrows

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