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PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010

some guy on the bus posted:

The Ralph roast is a must listen because everybody really hates Ralph and he had no sense of humor about it.

Link because it wasn't on YouTube:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2h0ybq

This one was great! I love how they had to shut Ralph's mic off half way through because he was being such a wang. Then they turn it back on and he just can't shut up to save his life. Ralph sucks.

PinkoBastard fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Dec 9, 2016

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some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
Gary roast is even better

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4jyq1w
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4jv5eu_baba-booey-roast-part-2_fun

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

PinkoBastard posted:

Ralph sucks.

1. Who the hell is this Ralph guy?

2. drat, that Ralph guy is annoying.

3. I hate Ralph.

4. I want Ralph to die slowly in a fire.

5. drat, sometimes that jerk Ralph has huge balls.

6. I still hate Ralph, but I enjoy his contributions to the show.

7. I grudgingly respect Ralph.

8. I like Ralph, the show wouldn't be the same without him

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Hit that bomb! Turn that bomb off!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv3ygtu3nPA

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
For the college football fans on here I recently learned that new Oregon coach Willie Taggert was the starting QB for Western Kentucky. His backup? None other than KC Armstrong.

That is a thoroughly weird connection to see.

Bumpy Johnson
Oct 9, 2012


Crotch Bat posted:

For the college football fans on here I recently learned that new Oregon coach Willie Taggert was the starting QB for Western Kentucky. His backup? None other than KC Armstrong.

That is a thoroughly weird connection to see.

NICE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnScBoh2dqQ

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

-Atom- posted:

1. Who the hell is this Ralph guy?

2. drat, that Ralph guy is annoying.

3. I hate Ralph.

4. I want Ralph to die slowly in a fire.

5. drat, sometimes that jerk Ralph has huge balls.

6. I still hate Ralph, but I enjoy his contributions to the show.

7. I grudgingly respect Ralph.

8. I like Ralph, the show wouldn't be the same without him

Ralph seems to be the only one associated with the show that tells the truth and calls out ANYONE on the show. He has to have some serious dirt on Howard. Probably sucked him off or something.

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?

Crotch Bat posted:

For the college football fans on here I recently learned that new Oregon coach Willie Taggert was the starting QB for Western Kentucky. His backup? None other than KC Armstrong.

That is a thoroughly weird connection to see.

You know what I hate?

When you fart in the bathtub, and your mom gets out and puts her clothes back on

I hate that!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






The best bit involving Eric (both High Pitch & the Midget):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JigtU-NtLM

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

This thread backs up on me while I'm on vacation, and someone beats me to reposting The Eight Stages of Ralph. Love it!
I think that guy is at like a 3, maybe 3.5.



One of the few parts of the show that I still instantly adore is when Howard, Robin and Fred do any sort of Theater of The Mind type stuff, no matter how ridiculous.

Which is why I never understood the "hit that bomb" patter. What bomb? How does one turn a bomb off? Unlike Fred's stuff, I can't follow it.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

-Atom- posted:

1. Who the hell is this Ralph guy?

2. drat, that Ralph guy is annoying.

3. I hate Ralph.

4. I want Ralph to die slowly in a fire.

5. drat, sometimes that jerk Ralph has huge balls.

6. I still hate Ralph, but I enjoy his contributions to the show.

7. I grudgingly respect Ralph.

8. I like Ralph, the show wouldn't be the same without him

Ha, I've never seen this, and I have to admit... it's correct :ohdear:

When I watch the roast, I hate Ralph. When I'm listening to the 120+ hours of ETM, and Ralph shows up, I think he's great.

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Ha, I've never seen this, and I have to admit... it's correct :ohdear:

When I watch the roast, I hate Ralph. When I'm listening to the 120+ hours of ETM, and Ralph shows up, I think he's great.

It's a shame the Todd Packer clips are all gone. His Ralph videos were really good.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

-Atom- posted:

1. Who the hell is this Ralph guy?

2. drat, that Ralph guy is annoying.

3. I hate Ralph.

4. I want Ralph to die slowly in a fire.

5. drat, sometimes that jerk Ralph has huge balls.

6. I still hate Ralph, but I enjoy his contributions to the show.

7. I grudgingly respect Ralph.

8. I like Ralph, the show wouldn't be the same without him

I've been at #4 for over 20 years.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Brocktoon posted:

I've been at #4 for over 20 years.

Some people are just more evolved then others. I don't even eat fish anymore.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Ralph also is barely on the air anymore and it's been that way for years now. He used to be a daily fixture.

Also who originally came up with that stages of Ralph list? I remember seeing it on here long ago.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Sand Monster posted:

Ralph also is barely on the air anymore and it's been that way for years now. He used to be a daily fixture.

Also who originally came up with that stages of Ralph list? I remember seeing it on here long ago.

I don't know, but I just found this... and... whoa. Brocktoon and Atom... weird!

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Dec 9, 2016

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Stage 8 Team Ralph all the way. :woop:

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I don't know, but I just found this... and... whoa. Brocktoon and Atom... weird!



What can I say? I'm consistent!

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
Robin Quivers parody songs synced up with the actual music videos. What's your favorite?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf9n9a7QROU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEE6AyK85j8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXunV8gDYGU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HcSS2yFnSI

Also to anyone who doesn't know, you can have youtube videos embedded by changing a setting in Control Panel. I just found that out last week.

Caper
Feb 20, 2005

Fallen Rib

PinkoBastard posted:

Link because it wasn't on YouTube:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2h0ybq

This one was great! I love how they had to shut Ralph's mic off half way through because he was being such a wang. Then they turn it back on and he just can't shut up to save his life. Ralph sucks.

Yeah and he doesn't get up at the end and roast everyone like normal at a roast. I think that's his passive aggressive way of ruining the fun for everyone because he was a terrible sport about the whole thing

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004

Squashy Nipples posted:

Some people are just more evolved then others. I don't even eat fish anymore.

This was fantastic.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

^^^ :haw: thanks!

Sand Monster posted:

Ralph also is barely on the air anymore and it's been that way for years now. He used to be a daily fixture.

Also who originally came up with that stages of Ralph list? I remember seeing it on here long ago.

It was me. Literally the only thing I've ever contributed to SA that has had any staying power.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

some guy on the bus posted:

Robin Quivers parody songs synced up with the actual music videos. What's your favorite?


I love Foo Fighters one from the 3rd video just for the line, "You never swallowed a loOOooad before! but mine you'll chew!"

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
I really like Richard doing Lion King (at the beginning of Video 2), Richard doing Tears for Fears (4:30 on Video 4), David Bowie singing about Black Tits, and Welcome to the Jungle (2:05 on Video 1)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTmD_pycHgI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPBcTdGQlWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUXpKCuWLL4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjD6jAvRYEg

Lovely Christmas song in the last one. I can no longer hear Feliz Navidad and White Christmas without thinking of the parody versions and laughing.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I'm still amazed Scott the Engineer didn't stroke out/have a coronary during the Push Up Challenge. Between the slight physical exertion and all the screaming, I figured he was a dead man.

haljordan fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Dec 10, 2016

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
All things considered he went from 1 pushup to "17" in like a month or so, that's pretty impressive for someone like him who smokes a shitload and has little stamina because of it. That should have been what he took away from it, not the money.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Crotch Bat posted:

All things considered he went from 1 pushup to "17" in like a month or so, that's pretty impressive for someone like him who smokes a shitload and has little stamina because of it. That should have been what he took away from it, not the money.

At least he didn't leave the money he won from the bet on the roof of his car before he drove away.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Kirk Douglas just turned 100 so let's celebrate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2d3d76RGes

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

haljordan posted:

At least he didn't leave the money he won from the bet on the roof of his car before he drove away.

:newlol:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

haljordan posted:

At least he didn't leave the money he won from the bet on the roof of his car before he drove away.

Oh, now I have to know what this is in reference to.

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Oh, now I have to know what this is in reference to.

It's literally that, he got money from his wedding DJ side business, put the cash on the roof of his car and drove off. I love that story of the time he got harassed (mugged?) by a bunch of 8 year olds, for seemingly no reason at all.

Black cloud. Chkkkk

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Smoke car.

All alone at the bowling alley on 9/11.

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches
I'm still, I'm still Scott from the block!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BtAXaw2aPQ

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Coheed and Camembert posted:

It's literally that, he got money from his wedding DJ side business, put the cash on the roof of his car and drove off. I love that story of the time he got harassed (mugged?) by a bunch of 8 year olds, for seemingly no reason at all.

Black cloud. Chkkkk

The 8 year olds all mobbed him because he was giving away some stupid trinkets and the entire crowd of children just rushed him instead and took everything. He wound up storming off the job lol. I wonder if the crew ever got their investment back.

Squashy Nipples posted:

Smoke car.

All alone at the bowling alley on 9/11.

I was listening to that exact bit on my way home from work last night. Fuckin' Twin Towers are gone and this guy assumes it's business as usual with his stupid bowling league.

haljordan fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Dec 10, 2016

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

haljordan posted:



I was listening to that exact bit on my way home from work last night. Fuckin' Twin Towers are gone and this guy assumes it's business as usual with his stupid bowling league.

Wow, I have to check this out today at work. Can't believe I've never heard it.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Wow, I have to check this out today at work. Can't believe I've never heard it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASOGnNzemLg

The whole clip is great, but the best part starts around 11m20s

Also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWnrP8mkjY4

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I honestly can't remember why they first thought he said 'ack ack', probably from him starting to say some word, like 'actually', but he would stop of course.

I think it was just a caller saying "Hey, doesn't Eric sound like those guys?"

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

The beauty of it all is they got him on tape saying 'I do not say "ack ack"!', and then they used THAT clip of him going forward, instead of the Mars Attacks one.

Fred had it within minutes. It was amazing.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

When I watch the roast, I hate Ralph. When I'm listening to the 120+ hours of ETM, and Ralph shows up, I think he's great.

HOWARD: Eric, we've got Ralph on the line.
ERIC: Ah, jeez.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

haljordan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASOGnNzemLg

The whole clip is great, but the best part starts around 11m20s

Also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWnrP8mkjY4

I have rarely been more excited to go into work. Thank you!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

haljordan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASOGnNzemLg

The whole clip is great, but the best part starts around 11m20s



Ok, so I was actually sort of feeling sorry for him being goofed on so hard because he likes to bowl, but then he mentioned 'lane conditions', and I lost it.

A+, would lose it again.

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Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

Former Human posted:

Kirk Douglas just turned 100 so let's celebrate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2d3d76RGes

Martinez?

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