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Subjunctive

✨sparkle and shine✨

Robot Made of Meat posted:

I could only see the first two pictures because the rest were ".webp" files (whatever the h*ck that is), so I fixed that.

thanks, iOS doesn't like those and I haven't been able to get to my laptop to check out the squirrel grease

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death sext


Oh my goodness the BYOB brand squirrel grease :neckbeard:

Great presents!


Quidthulhu

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

FluffieDuckie posted:

ok guys by my count we have 7 people who haven't shipped or havent told me they shipped.

you guys better be taping up packages right now :toughguy:

I am waiting for everything to arrive!!!!! :ohdear: But it's all on the way, I think!

alnilam

It's very nice of fluffie to sew an entire quilt for each santa as a thank you gift

vanisher

alnilam posted:

It's very nice of fluffie to sew an entire quilt for each santa as a thank you gift



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


alnilam posted:

It's very nice of fluffie to sew an entire quilt for each santa as a thank you gift

al you're gonna get us all in kitty jail. we don't speak of The Quilting Times.


alnilam

omg i got the best gifts i'm writing up an unboxing post rn but i wanted to prepare you for how great htese gifts are



ty manifisto

alnilam

omg, how did santa know i love giant red tissues? my nose will be so happy!




giant beige ones too! these... won't hide the blood as well, but they're still very nice





omg AAAIR! In the grim airless future a la spaceballs, i need all the packaged air i can get




Okay this is where I know my santa is off the dang hook, look at this wee basket!




here i got so excited that things get a little out of order i think, we'll be back to the basket in a minute but h*ck if I'm gonna go out of the chronological order in which i took the photos!

an amazing mug!!! it's actually way too awesome to waste at work, and my wife loves it too and told me she wants it here at home




A lot of fun things to drink out of that mug! I do love my coffe, and how did you know POOL IS CLOSED that african coffe tends to be my fav?
And then there's a mysterious yellowy liquid that I immediately recognized as MEAD!



I haven't had mead since I brewed a... kinda ill-fated batch roundabout 2009, but don't worry i still love the stuff. Soon I will pretend i'm beowulf or hrothgar and raise a stein of the ol' honey booze in cheers to my good friend and santa POOL IS CLOSED. But not quite yet! Soon though and then I'll post about how good it is, cause guess what, pool is closed made it themselves?! from their own honey??!!?!?!? holy cr*p. how do I know this? well first of all unlabelled bottle i mean that's a big hint right there, but also there's a card!



a cool beet card that says inside in lovely green handwriting:

quote:

(look, it a beet!!!)
also let me know if the mug + tiny bowl show up busted, i can replace'em!

glorious byobber alnilam,
i'm totally unqualified to select music, but local odds'n ends are my forte! basically everything in this box is from REDACTED (editor's note, pool is closed i'm not sure if you wanted me to give away where you're from)

i kinda buried it in the box before learning that you're vegan, but the unlabeled bottle is mead i brewed in 2015 from honey i harvested from my hives. we harvest very carefully, i swear! it's a still, dry mead that's super light. the bud lite of mead...

[on the back it is noted that the card comes from the community land trust that POOL IS CLOSED keeps bees at! cooL!]

What a nice card :love: and get this, I'm not v*gan actually, I'm just regular ol vegetarian, so I eat all the honeys. Also my housemate is vegan but she's decided she's okay with honey esp. if it's homegrown, so my whole house will participate in getting drunk thanks to the tireless work of your bees + some cool yeasty friends + you!

moving along, what's this? the aforementioned little bowl!



this is a legit gorgeous bowl, and i don't say that about many bowls. For scale i put my marriage circle in it, which is a size 10.5 *winks at next year's secret santa*

There's also a really lovely olive-wood spoon, which is great because I love to cook! In fact half an hour after opening it I'm already using it to stir a pot of beans while I type up this post!




and as if that wasn't all enough, a larger-than-usual snowflake that somehow hasn't melted yet :confused: and some glow-works that someone imprisoned in a necklace! two of my favorite things




Thank you so so much POOL IS CLOSED, and my wife says thank you also! She makes fun of me for my goofy forum that i love but when she saw these gifts she was like "wow those are actually some pretty cool people?" and I was like "that's what I've been telling you!!"
Much love and yobmas reetings :love:



ty manifisto

City of Glompton

wow, nice job santa and santee! some really nice work there :love:


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
:dance: i'm glad everything survived the journey! i started getting worried when it didn't show up as scheduled on the 5th! the air is the most important part!!!

i hope you enjoy the mead! it's weirdly mild and dry thanks to champagne yeasts going bonkers on the honey + honeycrisp apples. it had a nice nose still when i last opened a bottle in october. (i actually cheat and add honey + seltzer to make a cocktail because by gob i will drink fizzy mead.) if for whatever reason that's a terrible bottle please let me know and i'll make it up to you, santee alnilam~

:shobon: also the bee bookmark is something my mom did, she went stamp-mad and the results were cute


brought 2 u by Manifisto, mastercraftsposter of sigs

social vegan



ya'll are cute

big black turnout



Robot Made of Meat posted:

I could only see the first two pictures because the rest were ".webp" files (whatever the h*ck that is), so I fixed that.

thank you sincerely, i did all that on my phone and it took like half an hour already and i was confused about why that's what they uploaded to imgur as but it worked on my phone so i gave up


Manifisto


that is quite a haul! great job pool, and excellent unboxing al! I love the dawn-to-dusk approach with the coffee and mead. (and as to which goes with dawn and which with dusk, well that's personal preference and we won't judge!)

(however, obligatory hunter s. thompson shoutout:)


ty nesamdoom!

POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
:eyepop: that's a lotta coke


brought 2 u by Manifisto, mastercraftsposter of sigs

Robot Made of Meat

big black turnout posted:

thank you sincerely, i did all that on my phone and it took like half an hour already and i was confused about why that's what they uploaded to imgur as but it worked on my phone so i gave up

No problem! I was as excited as everyone to see the chill presents!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

alnilam

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

:dance: i'm glad everything survived the journey! i started getting worried when it didn't show up as scheduled on the 5th! the air is the most important part!!!

i hope you enjoy the mead! it's weirdly mild and dry thanks to champagne yeasts going bonkers on the honey + honeycrisp apples. it had a nice nose still when i last opened a bottle in october. (i actually cheat and add honey + seltzer to make a cocktail because by gob i will drink fizzy mead.) if for whatever reason that's a terrible bottle please let me know and i'll make it up to you, santee alnilam~

:shobon: also the bee bookmark is something my mom did, she went stamp-mad and the results were cute

I'm sure the mead will be excellent and I love the beeookmark sorry i didn't point it out

big black turnout



manifisto your cookies are he*king delicious i want to reiterate


Android Blues

those gifts for alnilam are the classiest things i ever saw, congrats POOL IS CLOSED on being one of the most stylish secret santas in probably the world

alnilam

i'm currently drinking the congolese coffee, i started with that one because it's a rare country i haven't had coffe from, and also because i don't get to use that demonym often

*smugly also checks off the word demonym*

it's really good! i made it in a pour-over
immediately upon the bloom (which is when you first pour water on and the grounds swell up and make good smells) i noticed a really fruity, almost grapey smell... in my experience african coffees have really berry-ish flavors and that's one reason they're my favs
the body is light and the flavor is ... kinda raisiny? in a good way, i like it v much thank you again POOL IS CLOSED :love:

haha just after typing that i looked on the bag and it says "RAISIN COMPLEX PUNCHY" so i guess i was right and now i'm going to go punch some things



ty manifisto

alnilam

this reminds me, attention to my santee, whenever you get to opening your gift: i want you to know that there's a little more coming but it might not come for a bit yet, and i want you to open what you get anyway! also the contents of the box you're receiving before the shipping deadline more than meets the BYOBSS minimum anyway so legally speaking i'm ban-safe and i'll be sending a "bonus gift" probably after the shipping daedline



ty manifisto

POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

alnilam posted:

i'm currently drinking the congolese coffee, i started with that one because it's a rare country i haven't had coffe from, and also because i don't get to use that demonym often

*smugly also checks off the word demonym*

it's really good! i made it in a pour-over
immediately upon the bloom (which is when you first pour water on and the grounds swell up and make good smells) i noticed a really fruity, almost grapey smell... in my experience african coffees have really berry-ish flavors and that's one reason they're my favs
the body is light and the flavor is ... kinda raisiny? in a good way, i like it v much thank you again POOL IS CLOSED :love:

haha just after typing that i looked on the bag and it says "RAISIN COMPLEX PUNCHY" so i guess i was right and now i'm going to go punch some things

:dance: I also have a special love for African origin coffee so I'm glad that one works for you!


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City of Glompton

alnilam posted:

this reminds me, attention to my santee, whenever you get to opening your gift: i want you to know that there's a little more coming but it might not come for a bit yet, and i want you to open what you get anyway! also the contents of the box you're receiving before the shipping deadline more than meets the BYOBSS minimum anyway so legally speaking i'm ban-safe and i'll be sending a "bonus gift" probably after the shipping daedline

same here


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


first big box sent, and email sent to duckie. bwahahaha.


Senior Management



Great job everyone! Also sweet donuts.

Also if we are talking about quilting, you know the story about the man whose's reflection in the mirror ages instead of his body? Can anyone make me one of those but in quilt form instead of a mirror?

:jerry:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Vynar posted:

Great job everyone! Also sweet donuts.

Also if we are talking about quilting, you know the story about the man whose's reflection in the mirror ages instead of his body? Can anyone make me one of those but in quilt form instead of a mirror?

i have a bunch of reflective emergency blankets and you can borrow my sewing machine.


Manifisto


big black turnout posted:

manifisto your cookies are he*king delicious i want to reiterate

my grandma would have been so pleased to hear it! tip: if you think you're not going to be eating some for a while (ha), they freeze very well.

super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom
Ok, so a place I ordered from messed up and my order isnt coming, but most of the stuff will be shipped by the deadline. I will ship priority which WILL BE THERE IN 1-2 days. in other news I HAVE A PACKAGE!!!!!! UNboxing to follow.

edit: its possible that this is from the OTHER secret santa but who knows.


byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

http://m.imgur.com/6Ovyg6A?r
i cant post pictures or something but here looky

Senior Management



But in the end the truest gift of all was friendship

:jerry:

super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom
WHAT TO MY WONDERING EYES SHOULD APPEAR
but a package from forums poster ANILAM



Whats this?



THE MOST BYOB MUG EVER

mug before hot coffee:


mug after hot coffee



Wont you be my neighbour?

Theres a cARRRRRd



(the inside is secret pirate instructions)

Local Artwork



Cat loves him some h*ckin pizza

and last but not least a participation ribbon
I POSTED



(also there was a note)

Anilam! Thank you for your thoughtful box o goodies! im going to hang up the cat pic next to my print of the Biting Pear of Salamaca print (LOLWUT pear)

I will be in your locale for Christmas!

super mario batali fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Dec 10, 2016


Robot Made of Meat

super mario batali posted:

WHAT TO MY WONDERING EYES SHOULD APPEAR
but a package from forums poster ANILAM



Whats this?



THE MOST BYOB MUG EVER

mug before hot coffee:



mug after hot coffee



Wont you be my neighbour?

Theres a cARRRRRd



(the inside is secret pirate instructions)

Local Artwork



Cat loves him some h*ckin pizza

and last but not least a participation ribbon
I POSTED



(also there was a note)

Anilam! Thank you for your thoughtful box o goodies! im going to hang up the cat pic next to my print of the Biting Pear of Salamaca print (LOLWUT pear)

I will be in your locale for Christmas!

Fred is perhaps the BYOB'est person ever.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

alnilam

:peanut:

the note mentions that Mr Rogers show is from Pittsburgh so both things are local in a way

There's another small ~~bonus gift~~ coming soon hopefully!

Also if you're gonna be in the actual city and want to drink a beer let me know!

alnilam

pssst... blurry shipping info showing in third pic...

Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

FluffieDuckie posted:

ok guys by my count we have 7 people who haven't shipped or havent told me they shipped.

you guys better be taping up packages right now :toughguy:

eep! i shipped today 🙃 my santee is getting all the nice forums upgrades they wanted too but it wouldn't be xmas if they couldn't tear up dat box

death sext


Remember how I was real excited because I got a second package? A bunch of things I ordered for Christmas presents arrived today, so I opened all the boxes expecting to see familiar stuff.

But...I didn't order skeleton.... :aaaaa:

Santa got me again!

1. Skeleton gloves with those special fingertips that let you use your phone (extr. important to me) and I think they also glow in the dark (also important) but I haven't tested it yet



2. The tiniest, perfect little ghost earrings. They're so wee I love them :ghost:



3. Codenames, the game. I don't already have a copy, Santa, and in fact I've never even heard of it, but apparently my boyfriend has and he says it's real good and you're real good for picking it



Here I am wearing everything that can be worn (next year I'll have to ask for a full length mirror)



You're the best, my secret Santa! You made this a great week :kimchi:


FluffieDuckie

Those wee earrings are adorbs


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Piso Mojado

really jealous of those soks :(


MrWillsauce

need to know if they glow in the dark



death sext


MrWillsauce posted:

need to know if they glow in the dark

they do! I turned off the lights and made spooky ghost sounds and everything. perfect!


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Piso Mojado

duckie I would like to sign up for the secret santa please. requesting skeleton socks. :D


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