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I'll date you lady incel. I'm good looking, clever, have a good job, lived a crazy eventful life, and am incredibly modest. You'll have to move to Chicago though. Bring your eye patches.
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I would be 100% into a lady with an eyepatch but they also have to not be a bitter rear end in a top hat that wants to talk about magic I would date an eyepatch lady even if she was a bitter magic talker, it's the rear end in a top hat part that's a deal breaker
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LethalGeek posted:I knew a homely as gently caress fat girl who I would have thought wrote this post, but she managed to get laid fine. Even by relatively attractive guys. The problem was she had such a giant chip on her shoulder and no personality that no one stuck around cause there was nothing there to engage with. Trying to explain this to her hyper logical engineering brain (yes I'm aware this all explains itself) met with a lot of the same poo poo in the anon post. So nah, not agreeing with any of this. Guys would stick around if she was attractive, because again, men tend to value appearance over personality. If that was not true then r/relationships would be a ghost town.
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I dunno, r/anything may not be really representative, you know?
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Panfilo posted:Guys would stick around if she was attractive, because again, men tend to value appearance over personality. If that was not true then r/relationships would be a ghost town. Yes, men never break up with attractive women for valid OR frivolous reasons, and for proof here is a subreddit
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Arrhythmia posted:tell me more about having a glow in the dark eye. why'd you get it? is it useful? are these like, common? I came up with the idea for a glow in the dark eye because I was sick of people telling me I should get a Terminator one or a bullseye one from Last Action Hero. Fake eyes are quite expensive, around $1500, and if I'm spending that kind of money I'm not going to be a loving cliché. Not sure how it would be useful. If you mean does it glow bright enough to light my way or something then no. It's just normal blue glow in the dark paint. I've had 2 of them made from 2 different Ocularists and neither had ever heard of having one that glows in the dark. They actually gave me 50% off because they HAD to make it to show off to other Ocularists. I had to have a 2nd made because I lost the first. Don't ask me how, I have no idea how. Tiny Deer posted:Your girlfriend in 2006 was someone who would show up in this thread then huh? This was back in the winter of 2012 and she was a bit weird. Finally having sex after 7 years does make you look past a few things. If you're curious about where the scars came from and have archives here is a thread I made asking people to make fun of me.
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limp_cheese posted:I've had 2 of them made from 2 different Ocularists and neither had ever heard of having one that glows in the dark. They actually gave me 50% off because they HAD to make it to show off to other Ocularists. 
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Panfilo posted:Guys would stick around if she was attractive, because again, men tend to value appearance over personality. If that was not true then r/relationships would be a ghost town. Nah you're just spouting poo poo
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I posted something that I then realized may or may not get me another sixer so I'd better 'fess this thread up a little bit now just in casequote:I got addicted to fauxcest pornography. yeah my theory has always been that the people fetishizing sibling incest are all only-children who don't know what having a sibling is actually like, but after the giant-fetish confession earlier I looked at pornhub trends and the most popular tags were all mommy/son poo poo, and everybody has a mom. People are hosed up man dunno I think in a previous iteration of this thread there was a guy who said he was reading daddy/daughter porn and the parts of it that didn't involve sex are what made him want to be a dad, not sure how reliable of a narrator he was being there quote:I'm a mid twenties dude who is married to a really cute girl who likes weed pizza and video games. We have a pretty awesome sex life I guess but slowly over the last 5 years since we got together I've gotten less and less interested in it. "Leave your pickle alone for a couple of days" -- Frank Zappa I dunno I'm not an expert on this but if your obsession with weird porn is negatively affecting your actual IRL life maybe you should try to ease off of it and associate your sexual response less with fantasy. I'm not saying you need to go cold turkey on porn or anything, just, y'know, maybe jerk off less often, and when you do stick to something more vanilla and maybe you'll find the non-perverted normal sexhaver was inside you all along
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scrubs season six posted:Yeah I think it's illegal. Like if you want to dress up as an army mans and wander around it's not a crime but if you do it and use it to get free Applebys on Veterans Day or 10% off your gas station coffee it becomes a crime. Well what if I dress up in Union rags and talk like a soldier from the 1800s? "We gonna get those Rebs, chief... But I need energy to fight. And that's why I need me some down home Applebee's for free"
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This is the Anonymous Confessions thread, not "ask limp_cheese about his crazy injury" thread so I don't want to derail it too much. If people are really that interested I can make another thread once my computer is working again. Otherwise just read the archived thread.
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Jose posted:buy her a strap on and let her peg you
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Jose posted:buy her a strap on and let her peg you The risk here is, what if this kills the infatuation and he gets over it, but she's actually into it limp_cheese posted:This is the Anonymous Confessions thread, not "ask limp_cheese about his crazy injury" thread so I don't want to derail it too much. Can I just say that your av is perfect for this entire subject of conversation
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Dec 9, 2016 20:40
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loquacius posted:I posted something that I then realized may or may not get me another sixer so I'd better 'fess this thread up a little bit now just in case lol jfc stay outta cspam dude
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no offence to the girl incel but i feel like misandry is just a side effect of not having sex and people should be more understanding. What she wants most is for a guy to want her and it's just not happening, the only way she knows how to elicit a response from the opposite sex is by insult ..she's basically just really horny and doesn't know how to show it.
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Nooner posted:lol jfc stay outta cspam dude It is legit a way better environment for debate and discussion than actual D&D, I just get a little too exuberant sometimes about having been proven right about that thing everyone thought I was bad and wrong about last spring Devila posted:no offence to the girl incel but i feel like misandry is just a side effect of not having sex and people should be more understanding. What she wants most is for a guy to want her and it's just not happening, the only way she knows how to elicit a response from the opposite sex is by insult ..she's basically just really horny and doesn't know how to show it. You could say the same thing about male incels, though. Easier to just say "they're all bad and the disease is inside them"
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limp_cheese posted:If you're curious about where the scars came from and have archives here is a thread I made asking people to make fun of me. This is a good read. Whens your next GoW LP i liked those
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loquacius posted:It is legit a way better environment for debate and discussion than actual D&D, I just get a little too exuberant sometimes about having been proven right about that thing everyone thought I was bad and wrong about last spring it's got that mod that thinks he's the first person to experience Neil Breen like 14 year olds do with Monty Python
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limp_cheese posted:This is the Anonymous Confessions thread, not "ask limp_cheese about his crazy injury" thread so I don't want to derail it too much. Could you get a fake eye that had an LED flashlight in it? That seems like it would be really cool and useful, might remove an eye so I can do that. My confession is that I am too lazy to talk about this in another thread so I'm just posting this stupid idea here.
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:Could you get a fake eye that had an LED flashlight in it? That seems like it would be really cool and useful, might remove an eye so I can do that. You could in theory. The problem is hollowing out the eye enough and finding everything you would need that's small enough to fit in there. This is on top of the problem that if you gently caress up that's $1500 down the drain. Eyes also take a month or so to make so you would have to wait until they make another. The good news is the price drops after the first eye since they would still have the mold of your socket. They regularly throw them out after a few months at which case it's back to $1500. Putty posted:Whens your next GoW LP i liked those I don't think I'll be doing anymore LPs. They were fun but I don't have the setup anymore and there isn't a game that I know I could do. I'll have to make a thread in GBS in a few days since there's a bunch of questions people have.
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limp_cheese posted:This is on top of the problem that if you gently caress up that's $1500 down the drain. Eyes also take a month or so to make so you would have to wait until they make another. The good news is the price drops after the first eye since they would still have the mold of your socket. They regularly throw them out after a few months at which case it's back to $1500.
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Instead of throwing it out, can you get them to like, mail it to you? Just have an eye mold chilling out? This is the beginning of a series of questions ultimately leading to DACK FAYDEN shoving limp cheese's eye replicas up his rear end. And posting a confession.
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Dec 9, 2016 22:51
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If you paid for the mold you should own it.
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How much drugs can you smuggle in your eye hole?
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Make a glass eye that can covertly record video onto a micro SD card
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Marijuana Nihilist posted:Make a glass eye that can covertly record video onto a micro SD card this sort of already happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2qPWc32LS8
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Save all these questions until I make the thread. I won't personally be making GBS threads up this thread anymore.
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"incel" goon: lol if you're a woman and can't get sexual attention - like just take off your clothes! have you ever seen the people on chaturbate? 2000 goons jerking off and praising some misshapen eastern european mom
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:Could you get a fake eye that had an LED flashlight in it? That seems like it would be really cool and useful, might remove an eye so I can do that. I'm imagining Robot Chicken after reading this.
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quote:the lady who delivers my mail knows my name. that doesnt sound so bad but I live in an apartment and she should only like know my mailbox number. i have to go out in the neighborhood and it's loving awkward cause shell see me and say "hi name!" In response to that guy who confessed to posting nudes at age 15: quote:I empathize with the underage nudes. At 16 I also went on the internet to get validation that I was attractive enough to be hosed. Th only difference was that a man in his late 30s PMed me and that scared the poo poo out of me. I wasn't careful and he found out where I was located thanks to my username. I ended up telling him to gently caress off and did call the cops to provide this human being with an age and phone number. Those were both kind of short so I'll post a third: quote:In high school I was a completely terrible person, and in the years since then I've done everything I can to try and make up for it. I still think back to things and feel deep shame for what I did. Honestly if you were literally raped as a result of this you've probably suffered enough
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Fake as gently caress because lol at bringing 2.2lbs of weed anywhere in public covertly
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does this look like the face of a man who became a lowly janitor
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you irl posted:plant some drugs in his janitor cart for old times sake 
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