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Mustang posted:Hmmmm, hard to tell if that's my unit or the other BDEs cav squadron.... Please post disciplinary reports tia
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Soulex posted:Please post disciplinary reports tia I had one special child who got two DUIs. On one of them he decided he could lose the cops by taking an offramp. A night that ended poorly for him with an evasion charge tacked on.
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Soulex posted:Please post disciplinary reports tia Had a brainiac E-2 at Hood who bought a Jeep he couldn't afford, so it was "stolen" from the company parking area. The burned-out carcass was found somewhere in North Fort Hood by the MPs prompting an investigation by CID. He cracked after about 5 minutes of questioning. Felony arson, making false statements, etc. They ended up chaptering his dumb rear end. Guess who had to escort his sorry rear end while he cleared post?
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MightyJoe36 posted:Had a brainiac E-2 at Hood who bought a Jeep he couldn't afford, so it was "stolen" from the company parking area. The burned-out carcass was found somewhere in North Fort Hood by the MPs prompting an investigation by CID. He cracked after about 5 minutes of questioning. Felony arson, making false statements, etc. They ended up chaptering his dumb rear end. Guess who had to escort his sorry rear end while he cleared post? Albert Einstein?
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MightyJoe36 posted:Had a brainiac E-2 at Hood who bought a Jeep he couldn't afford, so it was "stolen" from the company parking area. The burned-out carcass was found somewhere in North Fort Hood by the MPs prompting an investigation by CID. He cracked after about 5 minutes of questioning. Felony arson, making false statements, etc. They ended up chaptering his dumb rear end. Guess who had to escort his sorry rear end while he cleared post?
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Soulex posted:Please post disciplinary reports tia There wasn't one, just a talk about things lasting on social media forever and the ring leader jokingly called out in front of everyone.
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Soulex posted:Please post disciplinary reports tia Was getting ready for a deployment back in 2007, and one guy decides to get kicked out via DUI to avoid it. Busted from sgt to pvt, still deploys. Ends up on suicide watch due to threatening to kill himself and everyone else in the unit. People are dumb.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:I always loved the pissing contest between gold/silver and cib/eib over the years. Just explain to them what the actual acronyms stand for. If they still can't figure it out tell them that even an Air Force desk bitch knows which one matters.
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J.A.B.C. posted:Was getting ready for a deployment back in 2007, and one guy decides to get kicked out via DUI to avoid it. poo poo like this makes me really mad we had a pregnancy, someone who refused to get their braces off, and about 3 people refuse the anthrax shot to get out of deployment. At least they only really screwed themselves over
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:someone who refused to get their braces off, Wait, what?
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Suntan Boy posted:Wait, what? this was in 2004. no orthodontists in theater
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Dec 10, 2016 04:58
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I don't know if anyone else has a bunch of West Pointers on their facebook friends list but all the dumb posts around every army navy game signed "-X123456" are obnoxious as hell. Go Navy, Beat Army, you fucks
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:this was in 2004. no orthodontists in theater You know, I got so used to everything being handy, I wasn't even thinking about that part. It makes an army kind of sense, but it's still the first time I've heard that one. Suntan Boy fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Dec 10, 2016 |
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Mustang posted:I don't know if anyone else has a bunch of West Pointers on their facebook friends list but all the dumb posts around every army navy game signed "-X123456" are obnoxious as hell. Go Navy, Beat Army, you fucks I think it was ESPN but... One of the major sports news networks had a story about why the Army wanted to steal the Navy goat mascot back in the 90s.. Because I guess no one knew that the branches are the definition of Fraternity mentality? I mean.. We tried to steal the anchor out in front of the Navy AIT dorms at the Medina Annex back in 01. THREE FORTY SECOND SPECIAL OPS* * - gently caress you. We were awesome.
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I have a lot of friends who went to both Academies and I like to point out my school beat Navy this year. If they reacted like normal human beings it wouldn't be half as fun.
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So get this. I had to take a piss test today. To see if I took drugs. I was like "no I don't take drugs. I smoke pot." And she said "that's ok." I then was able to pee in peace with the door closed fully naked as god intended. Remember, pee tests don't have to be savage.
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Idk, most places that would make you take a piss test are also probably not okay with you smoking weed.
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Mustang posted:I don't know if anyone else has a bunch of West Pointers on their facebook friends list but all the dumb posts around every army navy game signed "-X123456" are obnoxious as hell. Go Navy, Beat Army, you fucks My brother is a cadet, and thankfully he's cynical enough to know that Navy is going to win again, and that it doesn't matter at all.
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Personally I always pinned my self pride as well as pride of service and branch on a football game played by a bunch of dumbass noble kids
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gently caress the army, gently caress the navy, and gently caress you if you're still in.
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Army may suck, but at least we're not Navy.
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Ace of Baes posted:gently caress the army, gently caress the navy, and gently caress you if you're still in.
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Aw hell, was thinking of going for a walk this evening but Army/Navy is meaningless to me except for the drunk drivers. Better stay inside tonight.
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psydude posted:Idk, most places that would make you take a piss test are also probably not okay with you smoking weed. It was to make sure I didn't take meth because she was gonna prescribe me my adderrall.
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Soulex posted:It was to make sure I didn't take meth because she was gonna prescribe me my adderrall. drat dude you're going all in on this whole out of the army doing drugs thing
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It wouldn't surprise me if large swathes of nthe army has undiagnosed ADD/ADHD that caused them to get lovely grades in school, disallowing them from going to college and landing them in the mil.
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Ace of Baes posted:It wouldn't surprise me if large swathes of nthe army has undiagnosed ADD/ADHD that caused them to get lovely grades in school, disallowing them from going to college and landing them in the mil. With the surge ADHD waivers we're thrown around like candy at a Halloween parade.
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Ace of Baes posted:It wouldn't surprise me if large swathes of nthe army has undiagnosed ADD/ADHD that caused them to get lovely grades in school, disallowing them from going to college and landing them in the mil. I've been heavily involved in evaluations/testing of individuals for years now both in FORSCOM and TRADOC. It is my firm belief that a very big part of why people enlist at all (or at least don't go officer) is due to lovely test-taking skills and/or undiagnosed/untreated disorders that make them do poorly on standardized tests despite being some smart motherfuckers. (well, also, loving up too often to complete a 4-year school or hold a decent job) One of the smarter enlisted guys I've dealt with ever simply could not pass any written test. But if you gave him an oral exam or told him to just do the drat job and watched him do it, he was decidedly one of the top 2 or 3 in the whole battalion.
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Eat all the dicks, Navy.
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Naked Bear posted:Eat all the dicks, Navy. Not just one but three victory formations. What a great ending to that game.
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Naked Bear posted:Eat all the dicks, Navy. I'm not sure repeating our SOP will have the intended insult effect
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People join the army or at least go to the recruiting office to impress recent exes or because they're loving weirdos. Everyone once in awhile you get the smart ones that are joining for good reasons and you feel bad because they probably are the ones that are smart enough that you know the army will suck for though.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:People join the army or at least go to the recruiting office to impress recent exes or because they're loving weirdos. I went in knowing right from the get-go I was going to hit it and quit it. No loving way my family could afford college for even one child, now I'm graduating. Service basically guarantees citizenship in this market if you don't start off at least moderately wealthy.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:drat dude you're going all in on this whole out of the army doing drugs thing I already take adderrall. VA doc and not an Army one is all. Hopefully they don't test for the Heroin
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Soulex posted:I already take adderrall. VA doc and not an Army one is all. Hopefully they don't test for the Heroin Just magically develop IBS and when you piss hot for opioids just tell them its the Lomotil
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My diet consists of poppyseed muffins and That's it.
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Soulex posted:My diet consists of poppyseed muffins and That's it.
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Soulex posted:I already take adderrall. VA doc and not an Army one is all. Hopefully they don't test for the Heroin i was just flipping you poo poo 
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