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piss explosion posted:I found this one in the archives by accident looking for another STDH: Holy gently caress it's like homegrown TV Tropes
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 03:01 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 10:07 |
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Holy gently caress it's like homegrown TV Tropes [/quote] maybe we're....., not's so different
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 03:06 |
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This one makes me laugh every time I see it, which puts it a good deal ahead of most other stdh. It amazes me that anyone can see it as anything other than a somewhat funny joke.
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 03:26 |
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TheMadMilkman posted:This one makes me laugh every time I see it, which puts it a good deal ahead of most other stdh. There are no jokes on the internet, only complete truths and outright lies
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 03:37 |
life is killing me posted:Sure, she exists. Manic Pixie Dream Girls exist, but most of them tend to be utterly insufferable after a while. Their quirkiness and passion ends up revealing that they've been completely incapable of growing up and can't hold down an adult job to save their lives (which means they're not unlikely to have debts or trouble paying rent).
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 03:58 |
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walrusman posted:Nine or ten. Grade + 5 ~= Age, for those of you who never figured it out. gschmidl posted:Stop The Drug Hate
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 05:31 |
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I gotta ask, how common is it that people actually yell poo poo at the cinema in the US? Here in France or Germany that's pretty unthinkable. Much less an MST3K riff which obviously never happened (I do like the girl thing in the end, a nice variation on the usual clapping). What the goddamn gently caress is this garbage. Did he accidentally post the thing he wrote while jerking off in his mancave???
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 10:23 |
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That idiot is permabanned right, piss explosion? Right?
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 11:56 |
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Is there anything improv can't do? posted:I was walking to work and passed a guy smoking a cigarette outside a bar when he leaned in and loud-whispered in my face, “Hey gorgeous.” Ssssssmooch!
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 12:29 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Manic Pixie Dream Girls exist, but most of them tend to be utterly insufferable after a while. Their quirkiness and passion ends up revealing that they've been completely incapable of growing up and can't hold down an adult job to save their lives (which means they're not unlikely to have debts or trouble paying rent). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSC82fYpiW4
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# ? Dec 8, 2016 13:59 |
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quote:Was thinking the same thing. Years ago at a horrible place I worked, where we were developing web apps, and the IT Admin (and staff) insisted on changing our network settings when we weren't looking and screwing up our development machines, they decided to do an audit to make sure we had no unlicensed software. Fair enough, not a problem, but at this point I wasn't about making their life easy, but as hard as possible. So remoted into their Remote Server (we had a remote login that we used for... can't remember, probably email so they didn't have to set it up properly). Basically, I was running on their hardware/environment in a window from my own machine. Sure enough, they waddled over to my machine, sat down, asked for my username/password "can't you log in as admin to that machine? not sure I've got the admin rights to me own machine after you were here last" "oh yeah, good idea" so logs into my machine (well, the remote connection) as admin. Downloads an unlicensed copy of an audit tool (which made me laugh), and let it run. I wandered off for a coffee to leave them to it.
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# ? Dec 9, 2016 00:56 |
I'm having difficulty parsing how badly this is written. Is he saying the IT staff remoted into his machine using a computer loaded with porn and software, and by logging in as admin to his computer they had it all visible?
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# ? Dec 9, 2016 01:16 |
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He's saying that there was a machine set up for people to remote into, and that he was logged into it when they ran the audit, thereby fooling them into auditing it rather than his system. And the remote system was loaded down with illicit stuff, and that nobody along the chain read the report title before calling him in for the meeting about it, and that the people had been using their own personally identifiable logins to install all this stuff.
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# ? Dec 9, 2016 01:40 |
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Yeah, he tricked them into auditing the remote server which also happened to have unauthorized stuff on it. There might be an implication that he put it there, but it's hard to tell with the bad writing.
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# ? Dec 9, 2016 02:05 |
Gambor posted:He's saying that there was a machine set up for people to remote into, and that he was logged into it when they ran the audit, thereby fooling them into auditing it rather than his system. And the remote system was loaded down with illicit stuff, and that nobody along the chain read the report title before calling him in for the meeting about it, and that the people had been using their own personally identifiable logins to install all this stuff. Okay, reading it again it's starting to make sense now.
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# ? Dec 9, 2016 02:09 |
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Then it turned out she'd just robbed some stranger's credit card and fed us a line while we helped her commit fraud. We applauded all the way to jail.
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# ? Dec 9, 2016 03:13 |
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And the judge was.. Albert Einstein
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# ? Dec 9, 2016 03:54 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Manic Pixie Dream Girls exist, but most of them tend to be utterly insufferable after a while. Their quirkiness and passion ends up revealing that they've been completely incapable of growing up and can't hold down an adult job to save their lives (which means they're not unlikely to have debts or trouble paying rent). The entire point of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl is that they can't exist in the real world. They aren't actually people, they're barely characters. They are a collection of quirks performed by an attractive actress solely to bolster the self-insert main character in a bad movie. They have no internal life or motivations, so even when a real woman watches too much Garden State and decides that she should try to act like Natalie Portman, the very fact that she's a real person just means she's performing MPDG (but yea, women who perform MPDG are often emotionally stunted in some terrible way to not recognize how ridiculous the archetype is).
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# ? Dec 9, 2016 05:28 |
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piss explosion posted:I found this one in the archives by accident looking for another STDH: idk man that really clearly seems like someone making fun of stdh-style goon stories, literally every sentence is written to be as insufferable as possible
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# ? Dec 9, 2016 05:36 |
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When remoting into a server, there's a ribbon on top of your screen that shows you the ip address/server name of the machine you're working on. It also allows you to minimize/close the remote session. So, definitely STDH.
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# ? Dec 9, 2016 11:45 |
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goose willis posted:And the judge was.. Albert Einstein I mean that's pretty impressive since he failed maths... twice!
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# ? Dec 9, 2016 13:36 |
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I thought manic pixie dream girls were just sexy magical negros in that they exist to give aimless white dudes clarity Of course this implies that Bagger Vance isn't sexy and that couldn't be further from the truth
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# ? Dec 9, 2016 14:40 |
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# ? Dec 9, 2016 19:33 |
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I would love to hear these people define the word "hacking"
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# ? Dec 9, 2016 21:02 |
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Danaru posted:I would love to hear these people define the word "hacking" "watched over someone's shoulder and got the alarm code, hosed with the settings" more than likely. I used to do similar poo poo (not with alarm systems/fire alarms but small things) because I was a terrible person in high school, but at least I didn't call it hacking
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# ? Dec 9, 2016 21:55 |
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TBF most "hacking" is social engineering.
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# ? Dec 9, 2016 21:59 |
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What is Common Core and why will Americans on social media not shut up about it
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 05:12 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:What is Common Core and why will Americans on social media not shut up about it American parents are threatened by their children's better understanding of math.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 05:18 |
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Zero One posted:American parents are threatened by their children's better understanding of math. Do they have to learn BOMDAS so they can work out those Facebook """"riddles""" like "what is the answer to 3+3x3-3÷3 (90% of people get it wrong!)"
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 05:26 |
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Because if Facebook has taught me anything it's that no one over the age of 50 understands how order of operations works.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 05:27 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Do they have to learn BOMDAS so they can work out those Facebook """"riddles""" like "what is the answer to 3+3x3-3÷3 (90% of people get it wrong!)" PEMDAS?
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 05:30 |
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Zero One posted:PEMDAS? They're the same thing but the advantage of BOMDAS is 1) when you need to reverse it it's SADMOB 2) it sounds like BOMB so you can briefly trick children into thinking they'll be learning something cool 3) rear end
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 05:35 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Do they have to learn BOMDAS so they can work out those Facebook """"riddles""" like "what is the answer to 3+3x3-3÷3 (90% of people get it wrong!)" What is the answer?
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 05:49 |
Trebek posted:What is the answer? 11
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 05:51 |
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You made me google the history of PEMDAS on a Friday night...quote:Mnemonics are often used to help students remember the rules, but the rules taught by the use of acronyms can be misleading. In the United States the acronym PEMDAS is common. It stands for Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication, Division, Addition, Subtraction. PEMDAS is often expanded to "Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally", with the first letter of each word creating the acronym PEMDAS.[7] Canada and New Zealand use BEDMAS, standing for Brackets, Exponents, Division, Multiplication, Addition, Subtraction. Most common in the UK and Australia[11] are BODMAS meaning "B"rackets, "O"f or "O"rder, "D"ivision, "M"ultiplication, "A"ddition and "S"ubtraction in Nigeria and some other West African countries and BIDMAS. In some English speaking countries, Parentheses may be called Brackets, or symbols of inclusion and Exponents may be called either Indices, Powers or Orders, which have the same precedence as Roots or Radicals. Since multiplication and division are of equal precedence, M and D are often interchanged, leading to such acronyms as BOMDAS. The original order of operations in some countries was BODMAS, which stands for Brackets, Orders or pOwers, Division, Multiplication, Addition, Subtraction. The O is sometimes associated with Of. This mnemonic was common until exponentials were added into the mnemonic.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 05:59 |
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Trebek posted:What is the answer? 5
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 07:09 |
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Obviously the problem would be better stated by writing it out with parentheses to make the order of operations more obvious, and that the only reason to write it the way it is is to be pedantic when someone gives one answer or the other. So I propose that the only fair answer is to take an average of the two most common answers, and say that it's 8.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 10:20 |
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While trying to find details for a lyric-less song not on iTunes that I'd picked up with Shazam, I stumbled across this old blog post.quote:This morning, after an agreeable breakfast of poached eggs on toast, I sallied forth to my local branch of B&Q, the well known 'DIY' and garden store. I often pop in to see what plants they have in stock, and thought I would do as such before commencing my writing for the day. Now, whilst I enjoy perusing the small shrubs, cottage garden perennials, alpines and herbs, this otherwise pleasant experience is usually tarnished a little by the piped music that is played throughout the store and indeed outside in the gardening department - partly because said music is played a little too loud, but mainly because I find the choice of music played quite disagreeable.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 12:57 |
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Butt Detective posted:While trying to find details for a lyric-less song not on iTunes that I'd picked up with Shazam, I stumbled across this old blog post. UGH why did i read that
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 13:07 |
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Haha every word of that is more insufferable than the last
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 13:16 |