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Worldshatter: May 7, 2015; PEPSI for TV-GAME

I cannot convince my friends to use anything else, it also sucks because just by being in the chat you have full control over it and can rename, remove and add whoever you want

Basically imagine gbs except everyones a mod

# ? Dec 10, 2016 20:17

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# ? May 15, 2024 03:35

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

ChesterJT posted:

These math ones are my favorite:

Gary isn't having your order of operations bullshit.

Yeah but do you use BEPIS or BEPNIS?

# ? Dec 11, 2016 02:00

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

"what ever" -Gary

# ? Dec 11, 2016 02:48

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX; Plaster Town Cop

is Gary wearing a red white & blue eagle bandana :eyepop:

# ? Dec 11, 2016 02:50

Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; I love um!

china bot posted:

is Gary wearing a red white & blue eagle bandana

Are you not?

# ? Dec 11, 2016 03:05

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX; Plaster Town Cop

Tricky D posted:

Are you not?

soy un americano falso

# ? Dec 11, 2016 03:38

ChesterJT: Dec 28, 2003; Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

I want to hang out with Gary.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 04:12

cnut: May 3, 2016

ChesterJT posted:

I want to hang out with Gary.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 04:19

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

china bot posted:

is Gary wearing a red white & blue eagle bandana

He looks like he might snap into a slim Jim at any moment

# ? Dec 11, 2016 04:29

ChesterJT: Dec 28, 2003; Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

cnut posted:

Hey pal, you take one look at Gary and you know he's all about the ladies. I just want to learn from the master.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 05:34

Waterbed Wendy: Jan 29, 2009

ProperCoochie posted:

"Only 2% of the world's population will <blanket term that describes everybody> and are considered a real genius! The other 99 % are scientifically proven to have never thought of this!"

ZOmG that is so me!

-type posts are my favorite. The narcissism is staggering.

Reddit (I know, I know) has a subreddit called r/iamverysmart that's a real goldmine. It's pure digitized cringe. Some people are completely devoid of self-awareness

I went to that subreddit and I know this isn't from Fb or anything but it's too good not to share.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 06:11

ocrumsprug: Sep 23, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

*scribbles furiously*

*runs off down the hall waving a sheaf of paper*

"Does da Shiva know about centre of gravity?!?"

# ? Dec 11, 2016 07:28

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

I use fb chat on my retired trolling account so I practically never need to go on facebook.
I need to find out how to make everyone who's on my real page have penis enlargement pills as adverts.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 08:56

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Waterbed Wendy posted:

I went to that subreddit and I know this isn't from Fb or anything but it's too good not to share.

I would imagine looking people in the eye is a major issue here

# ? Dec 11, 2016 12:13

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

https://twitter.com/frknbns/status/807805388825489408

# ? Dec 11, 2016 12:15

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

staberind posted:

I use fb chat on my retired trolling account so I practically never need to go on facebook.
I need to find out how to make everyone who's on my real page have penis enlargement pills as adverts.

I have a friend that got her account hacked and I'm pretty sure she just walked away from it. At least once a week she has a post about quitting her job, and now shes Mixingmaking x amount doing whatever!! Mixing in penis ones would be great.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 12:20

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/807900342558068736

# ? Dec 11, 2016 12:22

TheMostFrench: Jul 12, 2009; Stop for me, it's the claw!

Waterbed Wendy posted:

I went to that subreddit and I know this isn't from Fb or anything but it's too good not to share.

hahahahahaah 'I've rehearsed this in my head countless times and have only lost to one opponent.' They've been having fake fights in their head, but they still lost one.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 13:13

cnut: May 3, 2016

ChesterJT posted:

Hey pal, you take one look at Gary and you know he's all about the ladies. I just want to learn from the master.

I must admit, the dude does look like a pussy slayer.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 13:15

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

TheMostFrench posted:

hahahahahaah 'I've rehearsed this in my head countless times and have only lost to one opponent.' They've been having fake fights in their head, but they still lost one.

He probably jerks off to this scene in Sherlock:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLuhWLNqpiA&t=106s

"EMPLOY ELBOW BLOCK!"

# ? Dec 11, 2016 13:52

The_Franz: Aug 8, 2003

Waterbed Wendy posted:

I went to that subreddit and I know this isn't from Fb or anything but it's too good not to share.

Mike Tyson still said it best:

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth."

# ? Dec 11, 2016 15:56

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

The_Franz posted:

Mike Tyson still said it best:

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth."

I think you will find it was Abraham Lincoln who said that

# ? Dec 11, 2016 17:05

Worldshatter: May 7, 2015; PEPSI for TV-GAME

And he said it to Satan

# ? Dec 11, 2016 17:21

Blue Moonlight: Apr 28, 2005; Bitter and Sarcastic

Worldshatter posted:

And he said it to Satan

And that Satan...

Was Albert Einstein!

# ? Dec 11, 2016 19:47

pinkacidbootson: Apr 8, 2011; Fun Shoe

# ? Dec 12, 2016 21:00

Mustached5thGrader: Oct 1, 2011; My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

# ? Dec 12, 2016 21:28

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Mustached5thGrader posted:

i'm interested in your jacket pm me m5g

# ? Dec 12, 2016 21:43

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

# ? Dec 12, 2016 23:08

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Anderron Shi posted:

OC DO NOT STEAL

# ? Dec 12, 2016 23:14

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Mustached5thGrader posted:

That's not even real leather.

# ? Dec 12, 2016 23:16

Worldshatter: May 7, 2015; PEPSI for TV-GAME

why the hell would you want to try and sell stuff on facebook of all places?

recently a guy I know was trying to sell a vape on loving snapchat. why the gently caress would you resort to trying to sell poo poo on snapchat in a world where ebay exists.

# ? Dec 12, 2016 23:30

Theophany: Jul 22, 2014; SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO

2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Worldshatter posted:

why the hell would you want to try and sell stuff on facebook of all places?

recently a guy I know was trying to sell a vape on loving snapchat. why the gently caress would you resort to trying to sell poo poo on snapchat in a world where ebay exists.

...sell a vape? :stare:

# ? Dec 12, 2016 23:34

Worldshatter: May 7, 2015; PEPSI for TV-GAME

yes, he bought a completely new one for 56 euro and then realized his old one worked just fine so he tried to sell it on unopened for 50 euro on snapchat

those vapeshop impulse buys must be harsh

# ? Dec 12, 2016 23:35

Worldshatter: May 7, 2015; PEPSI for TV-GAME

he's also one of those people who feels the necessity to break out his vape at social gatherings like it's a loving badge of honour or something

like dude suck on your robo dick all you want but don't think it's going to impress me

# ? Dec 12, 2016 23:37

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Anderron Shi posted:

Don't doxx me

Worldshatter posted:

those vapeshop impulse buys must be harsh

Used vape salesmen are well known for their aggressive sales pitches

# ? Dec 12, 2016 23:39

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

ChesterJT posted:

These math ones are my favorite:
Gary isn't having your order of operations bullshit.

This guy rules because he condescends without risking looking dumb by giving the wrong answer.

# ? Dec 13, 2016 00:33

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Decrepus posted:

This guy rules because he condescends without risking looking dumb by giving the wrong answer.

what ever

# ? Dec 13, 2016 00:35

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Worldshatter posted:

why the hell would you want to try and sell stuff on facebook of all places?

recently a guy I know was trying to sell a vape on loving snapchat. why the gently caress would you resort to trying to sell poo poo on snapchat in a world where ebay exists.

I know plenty of people who sell (I mean actually manage to sell) stuff on Facebook all the time :confused: