Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
geeves
Sep 16, 2004

Anyone have that photoshop of Bernie and the star trek character?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I think it's in one of the thread OPs linked to in this OP....but I did a google image search for bernie ecclestone ferengi and it gets weirder and weirder the more you scroll, no porn, thankfully.

Why?

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Ugh I hate Tilke's long straights

Ugh why did you put a chicane in the middle of that long straight

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

wicka posted:

Ugh I hate Tilke's long straights

Ugh why did you put a chicane in the middle of that long straight

Tilke straights lead into sharp braking areas and hairpins, not Signes

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

learnincurve posted:

I think it's in one of the thread OPs linked to in this OP....but I did a google image search for bernie ecclestone ferengi and it gets weirder and weirder the more you scroll, no porn, thankfully.

Why?



It was in the OP of last season's thread, but it disappeared at some point from imgur. I just wanted it for posterity and to tweet F1's twitter from time to time. I think I have it on another machine somewhere. So I'll find it eventually.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

wicka posted:

Ugh I hate Tilke's long straights

Ugh why did you put a chicane in the middle of that long straight

I'd agree with you but it doesn't apply here. Putting a loving chicane before Signes really fucks with the track and makes a exciting corner boring as gently caress.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


geeves posted:

Anyone have that photoshop of Bernie and the star trek character?

His name is Quark

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Alain Post posted:

Tilke straights lead into sharp braking areas and hairpins, not Signes

It doesn't matter anyway, F1 is the series where to overtake someone on a straight you only need to push a button on the steering wheel, you don't need to outbrake him, no skill required.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014

I'm curious how Abu Dhabi are going to go with these wider cars since they were built with the narrower cars in mind, is already difficult to pass on, and to my knowledge there hasn't been any significant sportscar racing at that track. I think its going to be a monaco type processional

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

1500quidporsche posted:

I'm curious how Abu Dhabi are going to go with these wider cars since they were built with the narrower cars in mind, is already difficult to pass on, and to my knowledge there hasn't been any significant sportscar racing at that track. I think its going to be a monaco type processional

They just added a chicane to the monaco pit straight. good work porsche.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Norns posted:

I'd agree with you but it doesn't apply here. Putting a loving chicane before Signes really fucks with the track and makes a exciting corner boring as gently caress.

I just don't care. Too often this thread is nothing but complaints about the obvious and inevitable.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

wicka posted:

I just don't care. Too often this thread is nothing but complaints about the obvious and inevitable.

Take the L and move on

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Alain Post posted:

Take the L and move on

This seems like advice y'all should be taking.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Watching France 89 and lmao at the start

Arnoux ripped off his seat from the wrecked car and took it back to the pits to get it installed in the spare, awesome.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

wicka posted:

I just don't care. Too often this thread is nothing but complaints about the obvious and inevitable.

Why are you here then?

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Norns posted:

Why are you here then?

To talk about literally anything else.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

wicka posted:

To talk about literally anything else.

Anything other than race tracks that formula 1 cars will drive on. Got it. :thumbsup:

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Norns posted:

Anything other than race tracks that formula 1 cars will drive on. Got it. :thumbsup:

Other than that they are going to be designed in the way that all modern tracks are designed, yes. It's like complaining that cars have wheels, for fucks sake. Grow up.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Some off us want F1 cars to have caterpillar track and hover skirts, tyvm

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

simplefish posted:

Some off us want F1 cars to have caterpillar track and hover skirts, tyvm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCc4cxk25AY

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

wicka posted:

Other than that they are going to be designed in the way that all modern tracks are designed, yes. It's like complaining that cars have wheels, for fucks sake. Grow up.

The gently caress are you talking about growing up about? Lol dude you're unhinged.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Norns posted:

The gently caress are you talking a it growing up about? Lol dude you're unhinged.

I really, genuinely don't understand the point of complaining, year after year, about the way we all know tracks are going to be designed. It's baffling that we have this same discussion over and over. They put a chicane in the middle of a long straight. Big fuckin whoop. Call me when something new happens.

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
Just because its been bullshit for a long time doesn't make it any less bullshit. I dont want more action or passing. Stop watching (euro) football and start watching basketball if thats what youre looking for.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

We were discussing something new you twit. Upcoming changes to a F1 track.

Maybe track layouts aren't a big deal to you. Maybe gently caress off

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Norns posted:

We were discussing something new you twit. Upcoming changes to a F1 track.

Maybe track layouts aren't a big deal to you. Maybe gently caress off

Them NOT putting a chicane in would be news. Otherwise it's just what any reasonable person would expect.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Big news guys: the sun is expected to rise tomorrow.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!



I don't think getting left leg amputated from the knee down ever looked so much fun.

I want to try it

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Whoa, Paddy Lowe looks like he's going to Williams: http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/mercedes-f1-tech-chief-lowe-set-for-shock-williams-switch-858449/

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting


Interesting. I wonder if there's something toxic about the Mercedes team at the moment. Strange considering their current success

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

You Am I posted:

Interesting. I wonder if there's something toxic about the Mercedes team at the moment. Strange considering their current success

Well they have this guy named lewis hamilton. He seems pretty toxic

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

You Am I posted:

Interesting. I wonder if there's something toxic about the Mercedes team at the moment. Strange considering their current success

Merc have made some very odd decisions in the last couple of years. I'd argue that losing Brawn was one, and this is another. I'm kind of surprised Lowe is going to Williams though. Its not as if he wouldn't be welcome at a factory team.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Carth Dookie posted:

Merc have made some very odd decisions in the last couple of years. I'd argue that losing Brawn was one, and this is another. I'm kind of surprised Lowe is going to Williams though. Its not as if he wouldn't be welcome at a factory team.

Would you go to Ferrari or Renault?

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Norns posted:

Would you go to Ferrari or Renault?

Lol but it surprises me a bit that Williams can compete with Mercedes on salary. Surely he's getting a raise? Unless it legit is a terrible work environment.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Germans? Unpleasant management?

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Who wouldn't want to work for the lovely Claire?

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Norns posted:

Would you go to Ferrari or Renault?

Depends on the terms?

With next year's rule changes there's the chance that there's going to be a shuffle in competitiveness amongst the factory teams (and effectively McLaren). Ferrari might be out if Lowe wants less drama, but given where Renault is right now, they would probably give him a sweetheart deal to get that team back on a good development trajectory, and McLaren could be good for similar reasons and depending on how the new management is, might be a bit of a breath of fresh air compared to Ron.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Carth Dookie posted:

Depends on the terms?

With next year's rule changes there's the chance that there's going to be a shuffle in competitiveness amongst the factory teams (and effectively McLaren). Ferrari might be out if Lowe wants less drama, but given where Renault is right now, they would probably give him a sweetheart deal to get that team back on a good development trajectory, and McLaren could be good for similar reasons and depending on how the new management is, might be a bit of a breath of fresh air compared to Ron.

McLaren categorically ruled out bringing Lowe back, don't expect to see any big name engineering staff added there.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

wicka posted:

McLaren categorically ruled out bringing Lowe back, don't expect to see any big name engineering staff added there.

I wonder why. Its so hard to gauge McLaren's true quality this year. Is the chassis/aero great but the engine poo poo? Or is it a 50/50 split in crappiness between the two? The rules change next year is going to make it difficult to tell from the outside what the best bit of the car will be and give clues where the team's strengths and weaknesses lie on the engineering and management side.


Like, if the Merc drops back into the pack next year the likely reason will be the chassis/aero. Making that kind of guess for McLaren is harder.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Carth Dookie posted:

I wonder why. Its so hard to gauge McLaren's true quality this year. Is the chassis/aero great but the engine poo poo? Or is it a 50/50 split in crappiness between the two? The rules change next year is going to make it difficult to tell from the outside what the best bit of the car will be and give clues where the team's strengths and weaknesses lie on the engineering and management side.


Like, if the Merc drops back into the pack next year the likely reason will be the chassis/aero. Making that kind of guess for McLaren is harder.

Maybe the car was okay but the drivers were too old.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Powershift posted:

Maybe the car was okay but the drivers were too old.

Should've upgraded the firmware on Alonsobot?

  • Locked thread