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It sure is a shame Obama didn't take everyone's guns to prevent that record number of mass shootings.
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Twelve by Pies posted:It sure is a shame Obama didn't take everyone's guns to prevent that record number of mass shootings. Don't you know? Criminals can instantly and magically get any gun at any time, no matter what the law says, it's why the laws are bad and only punish law-abiding white people.
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speaking of which, we're short on guns this week  good loving luck not getting shot by police for carrying that thing around while black   shoot everything always  firearms, mad dogs  since when do angels carry weapons?  more shooty  might as well not have any laws ever  UN  sparta  there was recently an incident near me where a plainclothes officer and a black man bumped each other in a crosswalk. Butthurt dbag cop detains the guy and brings him up on assault charges. Plus interfering with police for the women who filmed the arrest.  what?
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Dec 11, 2016 05:57
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Defenestration posted:
I don't know if the words or choice of art is more confusing to me....
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"the pen is mightier" - stupid lib "I'll kill you unless your speech agrees with mine" - enlightened conservative
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Dec 11, 2016 06:05
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Defenestration posted:
To be fair, the archangel Michael usually is shown with a sword on statuary and in art, as is Uriel. That said, the archangels also don't give anyone else a weapon or tell people how cool they are to have and use.
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Dec 11, 2016 06:05
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Prism posted:To be fair, the archangel Michael usually is shown with a sword on statuary and in art, as is Uriel. do they ever use those swords on anyone in the Bible or otherwise? Is this a saints get shown with the instrument of their martyrdom thing?
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Dec 11, 2016 06:09
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Defenestration posted:do they ever use those swords on anyone in the Bible or otherwise? Yes to being shown fighting. Michael is God's general in the Book of Revelation when he and his angels fought and defeated Satan, and is generally shown as a warrior saint in art. Against humans, less so. It's still a real dumb post on their part. I particularly hate the pseudo-religious justification for MAH GUNS, despite (or maybe especially because) I'm not religious. What, God told you to shoot everybody who disagrees with you? (don't answer that, I know they think it's a good idea)
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Dec 11, 2016 06:19
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Defenestration posted:do they ever use those swords on anyone in the Bible or otherwise? Depending on which flavor you subscribe to, there's the war from when Lucifer rebelled against God? Pretty much the angelic civil war.
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Dec 11, 2016 06:20
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Prism posted:Yes to being shown fighting. Michael is God's general in the Book of Revelation when he and his angels fought and defeated Satan, and is generally shown as a warrior saint in art. Against humans, less so. That and being a Christian, you know Jesus said the whole "live by the sword, die by the sword" sorta thing.
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Dec 11, 2016 06:53
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negromancer posted:That and being a Christian, you know Jesus said the whole "live by the sword, die by the sword" sorta thing. Jesus thought it was important to bring a weapon to a protest, it forces law enforcement to react, sell your clothes if necessary! But if you've got one, that's plenty, don't worry about it, and for the love of God, don't actually use one or Jesus will have to use his magic healing powers. It's about sending a message, not hurting people.
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Dec 11, 2016 06:59
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Famethrowa posted:the crazy is coming from inside the thread I've been banned before and will probably be banned again for speaking out against the more . . . Luciferian aspects of the elite. The fact that my predictions always come true and become part of the accepted "goon narrative" after the fact doesn't matter. It's 2004 all over again where the people who were always against Iraq are obviously insane but the cheerleaders for Iraq that have since reformed and now see it as a bad thing are serious people we need to listen to. Learn to swim.
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Dec 11, 2016 07:29
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A timeless classic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8op1VGu-nvY
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Sebadoh Gigante posted:A timeless classic. Joe Friday putting those Boomer whipper-snappers in their place.
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Defenestration posted:do they ever use those swords on anyone in the Bible or otherwise? Prism posted:Yes to being shown fighting. Michael is God's general in the Book of Revelation when he and his angels fought and defeated Satan, and is generally shown as a warrior saint in art. Against humans, less so. When God kicked Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden, he placed an angel with a flaming sword at the entrance. I would assume that if a human tried to enter the Garden of Eden, the angel would have used the sword on them. Dr. Arbitrary posted:Jesus thought it was important to bring a weapon to a protest, it forces law enforcement to react, sell your clothes if necessary! But if you've got one, that's plenty, don't worry about it, and for the love of God, don't actually use one or Jesus will have to use his magic healing powers. It's about sending a message, not hurting people. This isn't true. The reason Jesus told his disciples to buy swords was to fulfill a prophecy. He explicitly states this in Luke 22:37, "For I tell you, this scripture must be fulfilled in me, ‘And he was counted among the lawless’; and indeed what is written about me is being fulfilled." Jesus needed the swords so that it would look like he was among criminals. When the disciples said they had two swords, he figured that two swords was enough to make them look like they were up to no good.
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Dec 11, 2016 08:45
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Shbobdb posted:I've been banned before and will probably be banned again for speaking out against the more . . . Luciferian aspects of the elite. you technically aren't wrong until you bring in batshit crazy conspiracy theories into this "luciferian" 
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Famethrowa posted:you technically aren't wrong until you bring in batshit crazy conspiracy theories into this The luciferian project destroyed Mars/Atlantis. It's not batshit, it's a critical example of why the idea and ideal of the "individual" fails.
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Shbobdb posted:The luciferian project destroyed Mars/Atlantis. It's not batshit, it's a critical example of why the idea and ideal of the "individual" fails. i literally have no words
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Dec 11, 2016 09:02
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Famethrowa posted:
The truth is hard. I understand the speechlessness and terror that one feels in the face of truth. Welcome to the struggle, comrade.
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Twelve by Pies posted:When God kicked Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden, he placed an angel with a flaming sword at the entrance. I would assume that if a human tried to enter the Garden of Eden, the angel would have used the sword on them. I guess the the bible left out the part where the first humans tested the fence and were chopped to confetti WH40k style by a 4 meter tall, vengeful, sword wielding demi-god. Zephyrine fucked around with this message at 09:34 on Dec 11, 2016 |
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Dec 11, 2016 09:31
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Shbobdb posted:The truth is hard. I understand the speechlessness and terror that one feels in the face of truth. I can't tell if you're trolling or you've gone batshit insane like Baloogan and McDowell before you.
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Dec 11, 2016 10:40
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Twelve by Pies posted:This isn't true. The reason Jesus told his disciples to buy swords was to fulfill a prophecy. He explicitly states this in Luke 22:37, "For I tell you, this scripture must be fulfilled in me, ‘And he was counted among the lawless’; and indeed what is written about me is being fulfilled." Jesus needed the swords so that it would look like he was among criminals. When the disciples said they had two swords, he figured that two swords was enough to make them look like they were up to no good. That's what I meant. By bringing a sword (or two), they aren't treated as just a bunch of buds hangin' out.
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:That's what I meant. By bringing a sword (or two), they aren't treated as just a bunch of buds hangin' out. Great, so Jesus was the original open-carry enthusiast.
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Literally the same people who were saying "if a SWAT team no-knock raids me without prior warning I will treat them like any other member of the public who steps onto my property with ill intent, come back with a warrant, announce yourself clearly, and ask permission [crying AR-15 over Bill of Rights]" a few years ago. Which isn't completely unreasonable, you go around breaking into people's houses at night while armed and without announcing who you are, I'm not going to judge a panicked resident who sends a few bullets your way. The right wing media response to BLM has driven some of those people into uncritical militarized police support.
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the_steve posted:Great, so Jesus was the original open-carry enthusiast. I see no reason to put swords and guns in the same bucket.
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archangelwar posted:I see no reason to put swords and guns in the same bucket. Carrying weapons in a bucket seems irresponsible anyway.
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Sebadoh Gigante posted:A timeless classic. Jesus christ, they just keep going and going and going...
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jivjov posted:Carrying weapons in a bucket seems irresponsible anyway. Yeah, it's a good way to get im-pail-ed. 
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Scholtz posted:Yeah, it's a good way to get im-pail-ed.
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jivjov posted:Carrying weapons in a bucket seems irresponsible anyway. Can't be any worse than the lack of following through with basic safety procedures often observed of open carry enthusiasts. Obviously as long as the bucket is open, of course.
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I just want to backtrack slightly about angels murdering people because you guys missed a great one... it doesn't specifically state this one had a sword, but he did straight up kill 185,000 people in a single night. (And apparently they all woke up to see themselves dead?) http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/2kg/19.html#35 quote:19:35 And it came to pass that night, that the angel of the LORD went out, and smote in the camp of the Assyrians an hundred fourscore and five thousand: and when they arose early in the morning, behold, they were all dead corpses.
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Joshmo posted:I just want to backtrack slightly about angels murdering people because you guys missed a great one... it doesn't specifically state this one had a sword, but he did straight up kill 185,000 people in a single night. (And apparently they all woke up to see themselves dead?) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRrFUPqk0rE
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Defenestration posted:
"I'm going to start attributing everything I say to George Washington." ~ George Washington quote:
Since forever.
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Flagboy patriot are troops  Oh so not the traitor confederate flag?  yeah that one  literally true  psh signs don't mean anything nothing is signified  people that wave the flag of racists do. next   These people are so mad about a flag not flying in a random town maybe hundreds of miles away that they threaten to burn down the town hall Constitution loving PATRIOTS  if this is what gets us Star Trek society, I am so down  I can't tell if they're for or against this  feelings  sure if all you want to happen in the army is for hot shirtless men to hurl shells...  propaganda  hell yeah legalize assault for a certain class of people that's the ticket  oh no someone spit on me that's attempted murder - someone who is definitely not in need of a safe space  i like this one, posting it again  sorry their freedom of speech trumps your feelings about the flag    whatever you do don't use those freedoms they fought for you ungrateful swine  grow up  illegals. just imagine this another dozen times in various iterations
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I half-expect a future post about "it's understandable when a veteran hits his wife" at the rate they're going.
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In case you encounter someone saying the War on Poverty didn't work and that we now have more poor people than ever (like in the macro from a page back), share this graph please.
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sweart gliwere posted:I half-expect a future post about "it's understandable when a veteran hits his wife" at the rate they're going. I don't have the post now but I have seen it argued that the reason that veterans end up homeless is because war essentially turns them into such beacons of masculinity that they can no longer be accepted into the sissy civilian life. (not in those exact words obviously) That they swear, have tattoos and scars. That they aren't sensitive to peoples feelings and that they are free with their opinions. That war somehow turned them into some pirate/lumberjack hybrid. Too awesome for mere mortals.
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sweart gliwere posted:I half-expect a future post about "it's understandable when a veteran hits his wife" at the rate they're going. I mean, it is, in the sense that PTSD makes for a hell of an extenuating circumstance. It just means that they need to get admitted to psychiatric care in addition to whatever other consequences they suffer.
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the_steve posted:Depending on which flavor you subscribe to, there's the war from when Lucifer rebelled against God? Pretty much the angelic civil war. If only God had respected lucifers states rights.
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Defenestration posted:
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