loquacius posted:

I don't think suicide counts as "going your own way" unless you invent a new method of doing it

Pick posted:

if I commit suicide because a guy refused to give me pity access to his bank account somehow i think people would think i was the one being unreasonable

loquacius posted:

I'm gonna go my OWN way *constructs an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine that kills me with a garrote at the end*

Chichevache posted:

"Vaginas=bank accounts", says female forums poster Pick.

please knock Mom! posted:

I'm sure in your mind this was a really sick burn but please stop

flick my Mr. Bean posted:

I would not gently caress someone I didn't want to gently caress even if I knew for a fact they'd kill themselves if I didn't.

Tears In A Vial posted:

Wedding tiers are pretty common in the UK, where this couple are from. I think I've only ever been to one wedding where there weren't tiers.

I went to one where the service, meal, and reception were all held in the same room, but I was only invited to the first and third parts, so I had to make myself scarce for the middle bit. It was super awkward.

Helsing posted:

I was at a wedding in the English countryside a couple summers ago and all the guests stayed overnight at the venue and they served a (traditional and awful) English breakfast the next morning.

Ratjaculation posted:

Serious reply: it's what some places call the first meal as a married couple, so the dinner.

Bored posted:

Isn't all Gothic poo poo Catholic, anyway?

please knock Mom! posted:

I'm sure in your mind this was a really sick burn but please stop

flick my Mr. Bean posted:

I would not gently caress someone I didn't want to gently caress even if I knew for a fact they'd kill themselves if I didn't.

loquacius posted:

I'm gonna go my OWN way *constructs an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine that kills me with a garrote at the end*

cock hero flux posted:

Min_sora posted:

Are they common? I'm from the UK, and I can't imagine a better way to piss off my family. If 500 people come, you'd better have every part set-up for those 500 people.

cock hero flux posted:

alphabettitouretti posted:

Yeah this is standard. Though going to the ceremony and evening stuff but not the wedding breakfast is weird, every one I've attended was either evening only or the whole thing.

Been to one wedding that had all guests attend everything, and that was a destination wedding.

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My (25F) husband(26M) of 2 years called me a stupid f*cking bitch last night.

This is a bit of a story and it might be all over the place and I am on mobile so sorry about the grammar errors but please bare with me. Thank you.

We have been together over 4 years married for almost 2 and have known each other for 8.

Last night we were drinking so I know a lot of this was probably not helped by that.

Yesterday I wanted to have sex and he wasn't in the mood so I was feeling rejected but still very sexually frustrated and disappointed.

So I started talking to my husband about how frustrated I am with our sex life since we only ever have sex with me on top. I can recall a handful of times where he was on top but for the most part it is me. Though to be honest I did tell him I'm so used to being on top that it doesn't bother me really anymore and I like it more than lying there

Anyway so I was talking about how I feel like he doesn't even try in bed with me or how it upset me that he didn't even offer to help me out today. He hates that I use my vibrator so since mine broke I haven't purchased a new one so I didn't have that.

I know it isn't my husband's duty to help me just because I want it but it kind of hurts when he doesn't ever offer and I give him oral sex and he rarely ever does for me.

He said he always tries but I turn him down. Which he does say he wants to. It is just whenever he tries I feel dirty and to let me take a shower first and then I go take a shower. But then it is too late or something else and he doesn't do it or we have sex and he says he will next time but then he never does.

I also mentioned to him about what he said to me back when we were dating I remember we had sex and I was close to getting off but couldn't quite get there and he had already gotten off I asked him to manually help me and he did some one hand laying on his back swipe thing and I got upset about how you're not even trying and he said something along the lines of "I can't do that after I already got off, I don't have the motivation to now" that wasn't the exact words but something along those lines.

So I told him that all of those moment's has made me feel like he is a really selfish lover that he doesn't even try to get me ready for sex doesn't kiss my neck or rub me or go down on me I just spit on my hand and put it down there so he can slip in and during sex I try so hard by twisting my hips in weird ways and clenching my muscles down there that I'm concentrating on him so much I can't concentrate on my pleasure that I wish he would try harder for me too.

He says he doesn't want to have sex with me as often because I don't even try putting on a pair of panties which I know I need to do that more and it is my fault because I don't. That he feels like I don't try to initiate sex in a sexy way I just ask if he wants to have sex and it doesn't put him in the mood.

Sorry I'm all over the place.

At some point I told him I really try to make sex memorable for him and he says something like "who says you're(it's) even that great" so I was hurt and petty and said the guy I dated who ended up being gay tried harder (I know it was horrible to say, and I was being vindictive) and then my husband said "you stupid f*cking bitch"
Obviously at that point I was hurt and done with the fight/conversation and I got up and said "wow you're such a great man calling your wife names" and stormed off and went to bed.

Now I don't know what to do. Today we haven't really talked other than him asking if i was going to help clean the house and I'm still angry and petty so I said no and he said "I'm glad we're being such a big girl" and called me a princess. I'm so hurt I know what I said was horrible and petty and that I was probably asking for it with those comments. But I am tired of him being so selfish. I want to have sex more than him but when we do have sex if I don't concentrate on getting myself off I don't get off and I want him to try to be a better lover.

How do improve all of this?

Tldr: I was talking with my husband about our sex life and we got into a fight he said something mean, I said something mean back and he called me a stupid f*cking bitch. How do I make this better?

Groovelord Neato posted:

what is with all these dudes that turn down sex.

Ratjaculation posted:

And lol at him just laying there

Pick posted:

It's pretty common in a lot of Asian countries that the husbands just feel too overwhelmed and stressed to want to have sex. If I recall the slang is "vegetarian" or something? It doesn't surprise me it's happening over here, work-life balance is all out of whack.

Pick posted:

It's pretty common in a lot of Asian countries that the husbands just feel too overwhelmed and stressed to want to have sex. If I recall the slang is "vegetarian" or something? It doesn't surprise me it's happening over here, work-life balance is all out of whack.

Pick posted:

It's pretty common in a lot of Asian countries that the husbands just feel too overwhelmed and stressed to want to have sex. If I recall the slang is "vegetarian" or something? It doesn't surprise me it's happening over here, work-life balance is all out of whack.

Chichevache posted:

"Vaginas=bank accounts", says female forums poster Pick.

chick with rear end in a top hat husband posted:

that he doesn't even try to get me ready for sex doesn't kiss my neck or rub me or go down on me I just spit on my hand and put it down there so he can slip in

Groovelord Neato posted:

what is with all these dudes that turn down sex.