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Rand alPaul posted:What party was this? Hollywood limousine liberals were planning a hillary victory celebration christmas part but cancelled it when Abuela lost to Trump.
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Stay safe homosexuality ghost.
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merry exmarx posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3180161 ? holky gently caress LF was good
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Thursday Next posted:holky gently caress LF was good someone post the infrateal/heebie-gbs slamfest for this guy
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Heaven Spacey posted:someone post the infrateal/heebie-gbs slamfest for this guy canon 
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"Yeah sorry im late i just got back from the hospital... no im fine, i had to take heebs-g. uh-huh. yeaaaaah. like this: So im talkin to heebs about this and that and i mention ive been listenin to Cuban Linx 2 and he gets all excited and says "you know wha? I just finished an album myself!" and i was like, whoa, i didn't know you did... music? and he said "yeah bro yeah! i make raps!" and im thinking oh my god and he says "i was gonna wait till friday to let it drop but if you wanna come over i can give you a sneak peak" and im thinking oh my god i gotta hear this so we drive over to his place and on the way im asking him about his raps and all and he starts doing these unbefuckinglievable freestyles, with like 5-second pauses between words and his eyebrows all knit together like he cracking codes, but they sounded like this: "i got a grill so big if i were a dragon i could cook hot dogs on it/ i call my friends bro not dogg, dog gone it/ whenever anyone tries to rag me on it/ i tell them theyre dillwads and to stuff a wad of rags in it" and im doing my best to look real serious while hes mean-muggin and FINALLY we get to his house and he goes in this back room and i hear all this thrashing around and im thinking, poo poo does he actually have boxes of cds back there, is he unpacking things, what's going on and finally i hear him yell "hey come give me a hand with this" so i go back there and he's got this... oh my god. this thing: as far as i can tell its like a kiddy pool, but covered in aluminum foil. and like theres all these holes in it, with barcode stickers... from everything man. cut-out barcodes from frosted flakes taped in. in the holes. hundreds of them. and i realize he doesnt have boxes of cds, he MADE HIS OWN ALBUM, like, out of stuff. like he understands that cds are shiny and digital but beyond that... im not gonna try and figure this out man but just take my word for it, he was proud as poo poo of this thing ok so it wasnt going to fit through the door, so he said he'd show it to me "in the studio," which was this lovely room covered in foil scraps and tapewads and like answering machines from 1994, and i said "but i can see it real good man" and he laughs and pulls out this laser pointer and says "bro. you need to HEAR it!" and then he gets this double-handed grip on the laser pointer right, juts out his tongue and aims and shoots the laser. and he starts moving the laser dot real slow and careful like in a circle, around the "cd". and im thinking oh my god he actually thinks this will make sound somehow. he thinks hes gonna make raps come out of that thing. and he starts moving the laser faster and faster and gets this look, man, like this horror shock, like wile e. coyote trying to run in midair. and i tell him--im about to bust a gut trying not to laugh at his arts-and-crafts cargo cult poo poo--i tell him real gentle "hey man youre an innovator. you made the album, you can make a way to play it" and then i left and loving cracked up but then that night like 12:30 am i get this call, from heebs number but hes not on the phone, i hear this wheezin, then finally i hear heebs real weak saying "bro... bro... the cd... can't breathe" so i rush over there and hes, ok, hes in his bedroom, theres a huge hole in the ceiling, the ceiling fan is on top of the cd, and the cds on top of heebs... he loving tried to duck tape his cd to a ceiling fan so it would spin. and it all fell on him and broke two ribs. i couldnt keep myself from laughing... and hes laying there all covered in plaster wheezing at me all angry like "fuhhc hayooo bbro" and its makin me laugh even harder. i felt kinda bad for encouraging him but man... what was he thinking"
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hillary clinton would have almost certainly been elected had donald j trump legally changed his name to hillary clinton at the end of election day
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CubsWoo posted:Timeline theory is the hottest latest If the election was on August 8th, Hillary would have won with her largest potential margin.  source
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If only the election had been held thirty years in the future Donald Trump would have already died and been ineligible 
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https://twitter.com/immolations/status/800418125493608448?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Don't know if I buy that they're demons, but I can't argue with his central conclusion.
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Thursday Next posted:"Yeah sorry im late i just got back from the hospital... no im fine, i had to take heebs-g. uh-huh. yeaaaaah. like this: Get out of my head. I was reminiscing on this post over the weekend... I tried sharing it with a friend and they did not appreciate how sublime it is. LF truly was the greatest.
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MizPiz posted:https://twitter.com/immolations/status/800418125493608448?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw He's got hot blood
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Atrocious Joe posted:CSPAM Christmas Gifts Who is Chris Tmas?
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lol what sort of special circumstances would have Canada nuked before the us?
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Wide knowledge of Baloogan
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its an edit. he's saying albania in the real clip
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