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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


skeemon posted:



New girlfriend

Who is that Canadian comedian that is in a ton of B-horror and sci-fi movies? He often has a southernish accent. He has big teeth.

You look like that guy and it's a compliment.

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Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

"Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."

skeemon posted:



New girlfriend

I like this picture and wish I had a cactus gf

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Inzombiac posted:

Who is that Canadian comedian that is in a ton of B-horror and sci-fi movies? He often has a southernish accent. He has big teeth.

You look like that guy and it's a compliment.

Kevin Durand?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


oldpainless posted:

Kevin Durand?

KEVIN DURAND!



I love that guy!

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
This one was very princessy

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

skeemon posted:



New girlfriend

Frankly, this seems like it's going to be a prickly relationship.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


"Don't pose with me or my son ever again." - Big Cactus

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


I miss Atarian's daily car selfies

:sigh:

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

Goober Peas posted:

I miss Atarian's daily car selfies

:sigh:

Me too. :( Atarian...

I have an appointment at noon to get more pain medicine, but it won't mend the fracture of my skull heart.

Atarian
Aug 10, 2005

This ant...
Clever Betty
I'm in Disney World! No car to take selfies in. Well, maybe this one:

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Atarian posted:

I'm in Disney World! No car to take selfies in. Well, maybe this one:


I remember that thing! My dad forced me on it many, maaaany years ago. I was terrified, but I was (and still am, kinda) scared of most rides at amusement parks.


Here's me.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

My fiance and I got fancied up for her work's Christmas party.


She's 6'1" normally, and tonight she was wearing 4 inch heels. We got on the elevator double take when he looked at her and said "Wow you're tall!"

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Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

10 Beers posted:

My fiance and I got fancied up for her work's Christmas party.


She's 6'1" normally, and tonight she was wearing 4 inch heels. We got on the elevator double take when he looked at her and said "Wow you're tall!"

This entertains me because of all the sad sacks in the dating thread weeping about not being able to find a woman over 5'8

You have earned the favor of the tallest of ladies as you are a Good Dude :3:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mocking Bird posted:

This entertains me because of all the sad sacks in the dating thread weeping about not being able to find a woman over 5'8

You have earned the favor of the tallest of ladies as you are a Good Dude :3:

While they exist, of course, I've never met a woman taller than me in real life. :smith:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Neither have I, for that matter. I'm 6'6", but still.

Oh yeah, a picture. I was at an 80s themed masquerade on Saturday.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Neither have I, for that matter. I'm 6'6", but still.

Oh yeah, a picture. I was at an 80s themed masquerade on Saturday.



I'm 'only' 6'3", but that's gotta be the top .05 percentile of women, anyway.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Just buy a stepladder dogg it'll be fine.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I'm 6)9§

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

6 cubits, 9 hands is pretty tall, I'd say.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

6 cubits, 9 hands is pretty tall, I'd say.

You left out a & there. "Pretty & tall".

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Oct 30, 2009

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The taller the tree the sweeter the fruit

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


oldpainless posted:

The taller the tree the sweeter the fruit

Or the taller the tree the more rotten the root?

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


I had an ok time at Santacon.


But i shaved my mustache in disgust, so everything is fine :shepface:

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

probably racist as gently caress, but it looks like you switched nationalities in a 180, and I cannot figure out which one is which, but that you can do that easily, that is a neato talent.

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012

I'll get in on the fun

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


CeramicPig posted:


I'll get in on the fun

Nice eye!

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Teagan posted:

probably racist as gently caress, but it looks like you switched nationalities in a 180, and I cannot figure out which one is which, but that you can do that easily, that is a neato talent.

My skin is so pale I get confused as a white person all the time.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

CeramicPig posted:


I'll get in on the fun

I loved you on Sons of Anarchy :swoon:

totally meant as a compliment, pretty lady :3:

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

CeramicPig posted:

I'll get in on the fun

hi

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.



My day is totally messed up.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
You look less like Freddie Mercury now, ElMaligno.

It's the teeth.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Does the moustache make the man?



Hard to tell

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

CeramicPig posted:


I'll get in on the fun

Is your hair black and white? I love it!

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

You look less like Freddie Mercury now, ElMaligno.

It's the teeth.

Freddie Mercury was a better looking man and a better human than me.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.



When adding hair or removing it, it is always a crap-shoot. I know this. ... not because I am sam eliott though.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

I saw my dad without his mustache for the first time ever at the tender age of 25. I was super loving weirded out.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

ElMaligno posted:

I saw my dad without his mustache for the first time ever at the tender age of 25. I was super loving weirded out.

My sister in law has Very seriously stated that if my brother ever shaves off his massive chops that she will divorce him and take the kids.

Oldsrocket_27
Apr 28, 2009
Nicky was very upset that we were downstairs folding laundry without her, but upon being brought downstairs for the first time, she wasn't too sure how well she liked it:

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


ElMaligno posted:

I saw my dad without his mustache for the first time ever at the tender age of 25. I was super loving weirded out.

My friend's dad shaved off his Tom Selleck moustache for the first time when we were 17.
My friends is such a turbo :sperg: that he didn't notice.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ElMaligno posted:

I saw my dad without his mustache for the first time ever at the tender age of 25. I was super loving weirded out.

The first time my then three year old niece saw me totally cleanshaven, and I picked her up, she reacted like I was a stranger stealing her.

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