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TheAgent posted:fyi the "hobby" community knows about Sandi lol  
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XK posted:I'll gladly drive a 4 door, front wheel drive, 4 cylinder sedan as my daily car for the rest of my life, no matter how rich I was. I'd still love to have a carbotanium chassis V-12 to throw around a track. There's no racing club in your town?
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TheAgent posted:you prob went too pure or too much No, it was a tiny amount. My friends rolled a blunt with crack in it, smoked it, then took the roach and broke it up into another blunt. Then they smoked that blunt with me without telling me about the crack roach. I spent 15 minutes thinking I was about to die. Everything that has a physically stimulating effect makes my body completely freak out, except caffeine, which does almost nothing to me except make me want to sleep.
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postin' on historic Hitler page
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Paramemetic posted:postin' on historic Hitler page Empty quotin  Wait I hosed it up
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:Empty quotin Empty. Pie.
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is this game still a hilarious joke or just a lovely game taking forever to come out?
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Khanstant posted:is this game still a hilarious joke or just a lovely game taking forever to come out? Yes
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Skellybones posted:What makes a $500,000 car ten times better than a $50,000 one? Like where do the costs go, does the chassis use iridium alloys or something? Endangered species hides for seat covers? The $500k one is something your neighbours might notice; the $50k one is what your dog stylist drives. Welcome to the world of cost not being related to “better” or “worse” any more. Or to paraphrase Christian von Koenigsegg: “you get our car because you don't want something mass-produced that everyone drives, like a Ferrari.” Now, granted, picking a Porsche means you've already debased yourself by picking a tasteless every-man's brand so that price tag just means you've overpaid… 
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Those look like a giant's hands on her. Is she loving tiny? I've never thought that of her before.
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Tippis posted:The $500k one is something your neighbours might notice; the $50k one is what your dog stylist drives. Welcome to the world of cost not being related to “better” or “worse” any more. You'd think a former luxury car salesman would be slightly more savvy when it comes to being scammed, but here we are.
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Skellybones posted:You'd think a former luxury car salesman would be slightly more savvy when it comes to being scammed, but here we are. Maybe he never actually managed to break into the upper tier of that market… kind of like how he never managed to break into A-list Hollywood. Or maybe he just doesn't have any taste.
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INRI hurry up man you better get in on this page
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TheAgent posted:a very very rich person told me once "don't trust anyone worth over 5m dollars" Can confirm that as well.
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Watch Crobbler get a Koenigsegg now.
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Paramemetic posted:INRI hurry up man you better get in on this page Something something lots of words something something parents something something love.
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XK posted:Those look like a giant's hands on her. Maybe he just has a huge dick.
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TheAgent posted:fyi my car cost sub 50k and I consider that a luxury car To not shoehorn yourself into it financially, and considering everything else in your life is elevated as well you would need about $3+m and still be comfortable.
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TheLastRoboKy posted:Something something lots of words something something parents something something love. followed by me with something something some parents don't deserve to be parents something love the ones who do deserve it something reconnection is overrated.
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DapperDon posted:To not shoehorn yourself into it financially, and considering everything else in your life is elevated as well you would need about $3+m and still be comfortable. but you forgot porsche gave crobblers that car for free because they too want to see star citizen succeed
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lol haven't seen a Z8 in almost a decade
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Skellybones posted:What makes a $500,000 car ten times better than a $50,000 one? Like where do the costs go, does the chassis use iridium alloys or something? Endangered species hides for seat covers? Usually it has artisinal hand worked components and materials as well as a very high performance engine and frame. A lot of it is assembled by hand and then checked by machine for accuracy so the labor component is very high with industry leading salaries. Does it get you to A and B like the $50k car? Yes, but the reason you own one is because you CAN afford it for the most part. Like I posted in my
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Sappo569 posted:but you forgot porsche gave crobblers that car for free because they too want to see star citizen succeed 
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Acquilae posted:lol haven't seen a Z8 in almost a decade Yes she was noted at the bottom of that advertisement that she was a successful movie producer in Australia and loved driving that car.
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DapperDon posted:Usually it has artisinal hand worked components and materials as well as a very high performance engine and frame. A lot of it is assembled by hand and then checked by machine for accuracy so the labor component is very high with industry leading salaries. Does it get you to A and B like the $50k car? Yes, but the reason you own one is because you CAN afford it for the most part. Like I posted in my https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0us0dVNZck
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Stop it with your hateful propaganda, Pgabz. Stop. No. Bad Pgabz.
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Curse you and your hateful propaganda, dancey cat 
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Zealot highcharitysuite Posted: - In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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Understandably, Annabelle 'Bro' Huxley doesn't want people to see her wiener.
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Peak enthusiasm already reached, pls send help! http://imperialnews.network/2016/12/peak-enthusiast/
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Thoatse posted:Peak enthusiasm already reached, pls send help! quote:But the questions I have is this: Is it possible that a lack of understanding, willful or otherwise, could spread, with an influx of 2 or 3 million new participants in under a year and overwhelm CIG, causing otherwise unnecessary delays? Hahahaha, I guess backers better hope Squadron 42 is a major flop otherwise the influx of new
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hakimashou posted:Zealot Okay, so I finally took the time to read that. Whoever wrote this has a thing about injections.
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Thoatse posted:Understandably, Annabelle 'Bro' Huxley doesn't want people to see her wiener.  Tax. 
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