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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Why are people so incapable of pointing a camera at things they're watching. Yeah something bad is happening but compartmentalize damnit.

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Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

I've seen so many of these bike burnout gifs, but I don't think I've ever seen one where it ends successfully.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Mak0rz posted:

This gif is a wild ride. Goddamn.

Too bad nobody slided along the bar like they always do in saloon fight scenes.

Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

"Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."

this is so much better with the audio imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCdMz4mpD60

ZAJEBISTY JESTEŚ

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Outrail posted:

Why are people so incapable of pointing a camera at things they're watching. Yeah something bad is happening but compartmentalize damnit.

Dunno, he caught most of the bad thing and was putting down the camera to go get the wet/dry vac to pickup his friend.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Stex T posted:

I've seen so many of these bike burnout gifs, but I don't think I've ever seen one where it ends successfully.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9DrGz1aB3Q

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-j69l3uZzo

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



chitoryu12 posted:

This was great, but it turned magical when the customer just loving bonked him with the cardboard display.

Fight historians will argue for decades about whether red shirt guy's decision to switch from the mop handle to the mop wringer as his weapon of choice was the right decision

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

tacodaemon posted:

Fight historians will argue for decades about whether red shirt guy's decision to switch from the mop handle to the mop wringer as his weapon of choice was the right decision

That sturdy, heavy chunk of plastic and metal is gonna do a lot more damage than a skinny piece of wood. I stand by his decision.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://streamable.com/1ubk

Apparently the youtube prankster is suing the guy.

Original video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc2CRb9G9lw

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010


I always wondered why i would lose/drop my weapon in double dragon. Seems like a real fight, street weapons really are a 1 use only thing.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009



lol



I'm not familiar with NFL, can someone explain the Cleveland Browns?

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

ultrabindu posted:

I'm not familiar with NFL, can someone explain the Cleveland Browns?

They're the perennial snake-bit franchise; in the last few decades they've done nothing but lose and in often conspicuous and hilarious fashion.

This year has been exceptionally brutal; they have no wins off 13 losses and it's probably not going to get any better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6qrW1mdRmQ

Just skip around the video a lot and you'll find something Brownsy.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Jippa posted:

https://streamable.com/1ubk

Apparently the youtube prankster is suing the guy.

Original video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc2CRb9G9lw

You're going to have to tell the few of is posters who don't speak Portuguese what happened here aside from 'dickhead with stupid hair provokes guy trying to work'. Coz as far I can tell he was either asking for directions or telling the guy how he murdered his sister.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
I think he asks for directions while insulting the guy, the guy basically tells him to gently caress off, he says some thing like "it's just a prank bro" and the guy slaps him.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

ultrabindu posted:



lol



I'm not familiar with NFL, can someone explain the Cleveland Browns?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRBDMMVctu8

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

ultrabindu posted:



lol



I'm not familiar with NFL, can someone explain the Cleveland Browns?

In addition to the lowlights that people are posting, the version of the Browns who regularly came close to the mountaintop and failed were packed up and moved to Baltimore after the 1995 season. They won a Super Bowl just a few years later as the Baltimore Ravens, who have consistently been one of the NFL's better teams since the move. In 1999 Cleveland got an expansion team also called the Browns with the same uniforms and rights to the team history. Instead of being lovable losers, the zombie Browns have just been losers, with two winning seasons and one playoff appearance since their formation. They are also in a division with the Ravens, who routinely beat the poo poo out of them.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

He called him Anchovy Face while asking for directions and got bitch slapped

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

CaptBushido posted:

My favorite part is how, in dollar value, they almost certainly did more damage to the store "apprehending" the dude than he even robbed them for

It just looks like a bunch of cardboard displays and candy bars getting flung around so probably not that much.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

CaptBushido posted:

My favorite part is how, in dollar value, they almost certainly did more damage to the store "apprehending" the dude than he even robbed them for

I helped stop a shoplifter at a grocery store last year. After cops came and got the dude the owner let me take like 3 bottles of booze for free. The guy was trying to get away with like $15 worth of Vodka and gave me well over triple that amount.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Grem posted:

I helped stop a shoplifter at a grocery store last year. After cops came and got the dude the owner let me take like 3 bottles of booze for free. The guy was trying to get away with like $15 worth of Vodka and gave me well over triple that amount.

It’s not about money. It’s about sending a message.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Grem posted:

I helped stop a shoplifter at a grocery store last year. After cops came and got the dude the owner let me take like 3 bottles of booze for free. The guy was trying to get away with like $15 worth of Vodka and gave me well over triple that amount.

Loss and customer service are different lines on the P&L. Though I doubt either would have any real affect in that instance.

Also this:

Platystemon posted:

It’s not about the money. It’s about sending a message.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
The people of Cleveland made a pact and sacrificed the Browns for better NBA and MLB teams.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
They don't call it "The Mistake By the Lake" for nothing.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



The Browns aren't even mentioned in these, how shameful can you get?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM

PhotoKirk
Jul 2, 2007

insert witty text here

Henchman of Santa posted:

In addition to the lowlights that people are posting, the version of the Browns who regularly came close to the mountaintop and failed were packed up and moved to Baltimore after the 1995 season. They won a Super Bowl just a few years later as the Baltimore Ravens, who have consistently been one of the NFL's better teams since the move. In 1999 Cleveland got an expansion team also called the Browns with the same uniforms and rights to the team history. Instead of being lovable losers, the zombie Browns have just been losers, with two winning seasons and one playoff appearance since their formation. They are also in a division with the Ravens, who routinely beat the poo poo out of them.

Don't forget drafting Johnny "Football" Manziel, a snotty punk from Texas A&M who spectacularly imploded during his first season in the NFL.

Abhorrence
Feb 5, 2010

A love that crushes like a mace.

Platystemon posted:

It’s not about the money. It’s about sending a message.

Everything burns?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OyrX11cMkE

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

Tony Phillips posted:

Standard Browns loving up in the best way possible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBkjOrYv1Gk


And one of the best fan shot reactions ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUq0Gj3ANjQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45vXmM2K3IM

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
The funny part about the two championships that the Baltimore Ravens have won since leaving Cleveland is that they've both been those magical kind of runs where the team probably isn't technically the best in the league, but they just get hot at the right time and ride the wave to victory. The Browns had that kind of team a bunch of times but they could never make that magical run because Cleveland.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Tony Phillips posted:

Standard Browns loving up in the best way possible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBkjOrYv1Gk


Stex T posted:

They're the perennial snake-bit franchise; in the last few decades they've done nothing but lose and in often conspicuous and hilarious fashion.

This year has been exceptionally brutal; they have no wins off 13 losses and it's probably not going to get any better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6qrW1mdRmQ

Just skip around the video a lot and you'll find something Brownsy.


God bless The Factory of Sadness.

To me, from the relative safety of Not Being a Browns Fan, their losing is different than the Cubs (up until recently) or the Red Sox (same) or even Cleveland's other long-suffering team, the Indians. The Browns are and were never good. Like, at all. The Indians and Cubs are/were heartbreaking because they would get so close and then blow it. Same with the Red Sox in 1968, 1975, 1986, and 2003. In order to be Lovable Losers, you first need to be lovable, to be known for something besides losing and to have an interesting history. The Browns just loving lose. They're the consolation prize of a city that had its team stolen from them in the night, and they have done literally nothing but lose since their inception. It's the only thing interesting about them.

:allears:

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

I have a hug
I have a punch
Uuh
Hugpunch
:dance:

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Oct 30, 2009

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WHy are they called the browns?

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

oldpainless posted:

WHy are they called the browns?

Because their poo poo?

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

oldpainless posted:

WHy are they called the browns?

Named after their first coach, Paul Brown.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Railing Kill posted:

God bless The Factory of Sadness.

To me, from the relative safety of Not Being a Browns Fan, their losing is different than the Cubs (up until recently) or the Red Sox (same) or even Cleveland's other long-suffering team, the Indians. The Browns are and were never good. Like, at all. The Indians and Cubs are/were heartbreaking because they would get so close and then blow it. Same with the Red Sox in 1968, 1975, 1986, and 2003. In order to be Lovable Losers, you first need to be lovable, to be known for something besides losing and to have an interesting history. The Browns just loving lose. They're the consolation prize of a city that had its team stolen from them in the night, and they have done literally nothing but lose since their inception. It's the only thing interesting about them.

:allears:

One time the Browns came close to competing for a championship. Their running back was about to plow into the endzone for the wining score in the semi-finals, putting them in the Super Bowl.

Then this happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5rQmdKKQgI

Even after that they really should have won the game, but you know, they're the Browns.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006
The Cleveland Browns is to American Football what England is to soccer. Got it.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Bates posted:

The Cleveland Browns is to American Football what England is to soccer. Got it.

As a Chicagoan, I'd like to thank the Cleveland Browns for becoming the new "sports team everyone thinks of when they think of a team that can't ever possibly win anything". The Cubs wore that mantle for way too long.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Basebf555 posted:

One time the Browns came close to competing for a championship. Their running back was about to plow into the endzone for the wining score in the semi-finals, putting them in the Super Bowl.

Then this happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5rQmdKKQgI

Even after that they really should have won the game, but you know, they're the Browns.

It's their Bill Buckner moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18caPNisP2U

Context: The Red Sox blow a lead to let the Mets into extra innings in game 6 of the 1986 World Series. It is an elimination game for the Mets. A routine ground ball goes toward Bill Buckner at first base, and he lets it scoot between his legs, allowing the Mets to win.

But then the Sox still had to lose game 7, which of course they did. That was cold comfort to the psychotic fans who hated poor Bill Buckner for decades after that.

So if the Red Sox were like the Browns, it would be as though that moment were literally the only time they had ever come close to winning.

Never change, Factory of Sadness.

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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




So do all the players waiting to be drafted to the NFL mumble "not cleveland not cleveland not cleveland" until their name is called?

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