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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Hahaha, ok, so no word of a lie, I'm currently working on a Brazzers video that involves Eva Notty trying to get sex from her schlubby husband, and he refuses, with the excuse being 'I have bowling tonight, you know the rules; no sex before the big game.'

I love my job :allears:

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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

I don't I hate your job. Pornography is sin, Rupert.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

beep by grandpa posted:

I don't I hate your job. Pornography is sin, Rupert.

"Why's everything that's fun gotta be a sin?"

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Squashy Nipples posted:

Smoke car.

All alone at the bowling alley on 9/11.

I think they called it "the Smokemobile" at one point, and I still giggle at that.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Artie dishing some dirt about Howard and "that loving redhead oval office" on his podcast. Jackie is also present:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cxqNMIkPVA

JB50 fucked around with this message at 06:56 on Dec 11, 2016

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

haljordan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASOGnNzemLg

The whole clip is great, but the best part starts around 11m20s

Also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWnrP8mkjY4

I think there is also some great Tom bashing in that clip as well

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cxqNMIkPVA

Artie going ham on Howard and Turk on a recent show. IMO he's dead right about Fred.

Edit: In before "He's a fat disgruntled drug addict" posts. We know he is, don't worry. But it doesn't mean what he's saying doesn't have merit. Secondly, a lot of what he says lines up with that Reddit insider.

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Hahaha, ok, so no word of a lie, I'm currently working on a Brazzers video that involves Eva Notty trying to get sex from her schlubby husband, and he refuses, with the excuse being 'I have bowling tonight, you know the rules; no sex before the big game.'

I love my job :allears:

You are aware Sal hosted a Brazzers orgy? Look it up.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Moniker posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cxqNMIkPVA

Artie going ham on Howard and Turk on a recent show. IMO he's dead right about Fred.

Edit: In before "He's a fat disgruntled drug addict" posts. We know he is, don't worry. But it doesn't mean what he's saying doesn't have merit. Secondly, a lot of what he says lines up with that Reddit insider.

Haven't listened yet, but what's he say about Fred? I hope it's nice. :ohdear:

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Moniker posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cxqNMIkPVA

Artie going ham on Howard and Turk on a recent show. IMO he's dead right about Fred.

Edit: In before "He's a fat disgruntled drug addict" posts. We know he is, don't worry. But it doesn't mean what he's saying doesn't have merit. Secondly, a lot of what he says lines up with that Reddit insider.

I posted that two posts above yours. Do you even thread bro?

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

prefect posted:

Haven't listened yet, but what's he say about Fred? I hope it's nice. :ohdear:

He says Howard should give everyone on the show a few mill because hes so rich.

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

JB50 posted:

I posted that two posts above yours. Do you even thread bro?

I would say yes but apparently I'd be lying . 😳

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

JB50 posted:

Artie dishing some dirt about Howard and "that loving redhead oval office" on his podcast. Jackie is also present:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cxqNMIkPVA

WAAAAAAAAAH!

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
Artie's podcast has been great lately. The whole show with Jackie is worth listening to and is on Youtube. It's about a hour and a half. They have fun with Stuttering John running for Senator.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

What's with his sinuses? I thought he had a cold or something but he's had this sickly nasally sound for like a year.

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Gonna go with the layup of "drugs."

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

beep by grandpa posted:

What's with his sinuses? I thought he had a cold or something but he's had this sickly nasally sound for like a year.

He's fat as gently caress so maybe that has something to do with it

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

JB50 posted:

Artie dishing some dirt about Howard and "that loving redhead oval office" on his podcast. Jackie is also present:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cxqNMIkPVA

I won't get to listen to this until later, but does Jackie have any direct dealings with Turk? I figure he did due to his show on H101.

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?

Moniker posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cxqNMIkPVA

Artie going ham on Howard and Turk on a recent show. IMO he's dead right about Fred.

Artie actually says some interesting things in this clip.

- He thinks Jimmy Kimmel is indirectly responsible for Howard's change. He says that Howard said that Kimmel rips him off.
- Artie says Howard doesn't like Gary because he is a sycophant and that he took pleasure in making Marci his boss
- Artie makes some odd comments about union rules and how the contracts for E!/Howard TV could get everyone on the show blacklisted for a year/fined. (he says HTV but mentions Stuttering John was a problem due to him wanting to bring in a lawyer to look over the contracts). Going on the previous clips of Artie/Jackie, they seem to have an issue with the fact that they receive no residuals from any of their Stern Show work.

Cactus Jack
Nov 16, 2005

If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

beep by grandpa posted:

What's with his sinuses? I thought he had a cold or something but he's had this sickly nasally sound for like a year.

I haven't been listening to his show in a couple months, but he said awhile back his nose was hosed due to a drug accident. The chick he was with that was divvying up the drugs used a glass salt shaker to smash their pills (I think it was pills, since that would make sense) and some of the glass broke off and hosed his nose up when he snorted it.

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"
Ha. Right. I would say the repeated administration of drugs nasally is more a culprit, particularly if he still messes with cocaine. I think ground up glass would be hard to miss

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

He sounds terrible and I can't stand his whiny nasally voice now lol

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x54y0g7 - Howard and Gilbert make fun of German Guests - 3-29-1990

Gilbert does a funny german accent. He should have used it more often. Even Robin gets in on the fun and tries to do a german accent.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Dr.Caligari posted:

Ha. Right. I would say the repeated administration of drugs nasally is more a culprit, particularly if he still messes with cocaine. I think ground up glass would be hard to miss

If you're already doing drugs, it can be easy to miss some things. :feelsgood:

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

DeadBonesBrook posted:

Artie actually says some interesting things in this clip.

Also:

- For years Gary wanted a larger office but never got one. After Marci was brought in, she received a bigger office than what Gary has/had.
- Gary stood up in a staff meeting and asked Howard if Marci is now his boss, to which Howard replied, "yes".
- Staff members have to ask Marci for permission to speak to Howard.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Sand Monster posted:

Also:

- For years Gary wanted a larger office but never got one. After Marci was brought in, she received a bigger office than what Gary has/had.
- Gary stood up in a staff meeting and asked Howard if Marci is now his boss, to which Howard replied, "yes".
- Staff members have to ask Marci for permission to speak to Howard.

Ha, that is indeed pretty lovely if true. At least Gary only has a few more years of work before he retires.

quote:

- Artie says Howard doesn't like Gary because he is a sycophant and that he took pleasure in making Marci his boss

So basically Gary's choice was be a sycophant or actually stand up to Howard and be fired.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
The union stuff was interesting to me. Even during the writers strike a while back it was kinda mentioned by ETM of all people. He asked Benji why he was still working or something and it was quickly brushed off.

Im just not sure what union, besides SAG, Artie would be part of during the E! Days..maybe SAG has some minimum standards that werent being followed on the E! show and thats what Artie means.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Sand Monster posted:

Also:

- For years Gary wanted a larger office but never got one. After Marci was brought in, she received a bigger office than what Gary has/had.

Just to nitpick here didn't he say Gary got kicked out of his office for Marci and THEN they made it bigger? That's so disgusting to me to do to someone who's worked for you for 30 years.

(Unless I misheard him there. I listened to the whole thing while in bed a few days ago)

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Mr Lance Murdock posted:

The union stuff was interesting to me. Even during the writers strike a while back it was kinda mentioned by ETM of all people. He asked Benji why he was still working or something and it was quickly brushed off.

Im just not sure what union, besides SAG, Artie would be part of during the E! Days..maybe SAG has some minimum standards that werent being followed on the E! show and thats what Artie means.

Maybe he was referring to whatever union to which Scott belonged. It was literally him and one other guy at the station.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

The union stuff was interesting to me. Even during the writers strike a while back it was kinda mentioned by ETM of all people. He asked Benji why he was still working or something and it was quickly brushed off.

Im just not sure what union, besides SAG, Artie would be part of during the E! Days..maybe SAG has some minimum standards that werent being followed on the E! show and thats what Artie means.

Maybe the E show was in violation of some other union (directors', writers', ?), and SAG was in solidarity with them.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I always found it funny that Howard and Gary were still paying yearly SAG dues, especially since Gary was only in SAG because of Private Parts.

Even funnier to me still is just how little he was in the film.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I always found it funny that Howard and Gary were still paying yearly SAG dues, especially since Gary was only in SAG because of Private Parts.

Even funnier to me still is just how little he was in the film.

I actually think the Baba Booey parts of the movie are great -- they came up with a fantastic way to get him in the movie while making it feel very much connected to the show and how it ran. I don't know the cinematic term for whatever those little bits are, but it was brilliant to do that.

Stuttering John should have been left out entirely, though. That wasn't a good bit.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Does Private Parts still hold up?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

beep by grandpa posted:

Does Private Parts still hold up?

I doubt it; I wanted it to be the best movie ever when it came out, and it was thoroughly disappointing to me. Probably poisoned by optimism and expectations, but it still wasn't too good.

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

beep by grandpa posted:

Does Private Parts still hold up?

I think it's still a great movie. The segments in studio are very funny and there's some excellent visual gags, like Fred in the bathtub. Paul Giamatti is a champ, as usual.

V This is also true, it's self congratulating, but it's not a bad character piece for Howard in the mid 90s.

Coheed and Camembert fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Dec 12, 2016

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

beep by grandpa posted:

Does Private Parts still hold up?

I watched it a year ago and... meh. I enjoyed it when it came out and it still has some funny stuff, but it is definitely Howard celebrating himself and the "heartfelt" ending about his devotion to his wife is pretty funny given what happened shortly after the film released.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

beep by grandpa posted:

Just to nitpick here didn't he say Gary got kicked out of his office for Marci and THEN they made it bigger? That's so disgusting to me to do to someone who's worked for you for 30 years.

(Unless I misheard him there. I listened to the whole thing while in bed a few days ago)

Geez, I may have to re-listen to see, I was only half paying attention. That's crazy.

beep by grandpa posted:

Does Private Parts still hold up?

It was a bit of a mis-step.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Holy underwear, how have I never seen this before?! Jackie showing up 45 minutes late still drunk from the night before:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyMw-N9owQA

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Coheed and Camembert posted:

I think it's still a great movie. The segments in studio are very funny and there's some excellent visual gags, like Fred in the bathtub. Paul Giamatti is a champ, as usual.

V This is also true, it's self congratulating, but it's not a bad character piece for Howard in the mid 90s.

I also like the part where Howard is trying to get Fred hired in Washington. "He's electric! He's all personality!" And then the Greyhound bus pulls away and there's Fred, stone-faced. :newlol:

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