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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Seriously, stop being hateful and unfunny.

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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I know working on yourself is hard and requires admitting faults but you will be happier in the end, trust me bros.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
What plank did you remove from your eye before worrying about the speck of dirt in mine?

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
thanks drilldo

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Hardawn posted:

What plank did you remove from your eye before worrying about the speck of dirt in mine?


I don't know what that means friend.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

myDad posted:

thanks drilldo

Glad I could help. Gbs has been really bad lately so I figure I should do what I can.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
PISS PISS PISS!!!

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i'm a swine :mrapig:

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
We should try "punching up" more. And punching down. And to either side. Punching in all directions

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Here is a good tip, accept that people have different likes and dislikes. You will spend less time obsessing over strangers on the Internet that way.

rap music
Mar 11, 2006

how am i supposed to lift myself up if im already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2ak_oBeC-I&t=11s

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

You are a person jerry, with the potential to be better than you are. Doing so will give you a much better sense of satisfaction than looking for safe targets to unleash your frustrations on.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
But what if you're too fat to lift yourself up op?

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

drilldo squirt posted:

Here is a good tip, accept that people have different likes and dislikes. You will spend less time obsessing over strangers on the Internet that way.

I wish there was a breast thread to compliment the butt thread

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

rap music posted:

how am i supposed to lift myself up if im already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2ak_oBeC-I&t=10s

You always have room for self-improvement.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

drilldo squirt posted:

Here is a good tip, accept that people have different likes and dislikes. You will spend less time obsessing over strangers on the Internet that way.

Sure thing... HITLER!

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

myDad posted:

I wish there was a breast thread to compliment the butt thread

Because the change you want to see friend.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Doctor J Off posted:

But what if you're too fat to lift yourself up op?

If it bothers you loose the weight if not then be happy with who you are.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

drilldo squirt posted:

You are a person jerry, with the potential to be better than you are. Doing so will give you a much better sense of satisfaction than looking for safe targets to unleash your frustrations on.

i think you'll find i'm actually quite pleasant and respectful although i occasionally will levy some criticism in a way that is blunt but fair

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
i looked after a dog this weekend she was like a little wriggly tube sock. good dog.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i think you'll find i'm actually quite pleasant and respectful although i occasionally will levy some criticism in a way that is blunt but fair

An accurate idea of yourself and your effects on others is an important part of a self actualized person, Jerry.

rap music
Mar 11, 2006

i havent "spanked the monkey" in 4 days thats pretty good huh

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Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

drilldo squirt posted:

If it bothers you loose the weight if not then be happy with who you are.

I mean physically lift myself up. I can't even get out of bed, let alone go out and exercise

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

The Walrus posted:

i looked after a dog this weekend she was like a little wriggly tube sock. good dog.

dogs often shout inappropriately but they are not bad dogs, just boisterous

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

drilldo squirt posted:

An accurate idea of yourself and your effects on others is an important part of a self actualized person, Jerry.

thanks, and good work to you too :)

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

drilldo squirt posted:

Gbs has been really bad lately

You're better than that, drilldo. Don't shame GBS for who they are.

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before


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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i'll try harder to be a good person it's just difficult when you're surrounded by fricken jerks all the time. i'm sure you understand

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQa6Z1xFq4E

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

drilldo squirt posted:

I don't know what that means friend.

:dawkins101:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Hell Yeah posted:

i'll try harder to be a good person it's just difficult when you're surrounded by fricken jerks all the time. i'm sure you understand

you cant make an omelette without the help of a reliable hen

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

me on the mic

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

you cant make an omelette without the help of a reliable hen

sage advice from jerry.

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009




im not sure dr. ill do should be trusted, i mean are they even a real doctor???

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Hell Yeah posted:

i'll try harder to be a good person it's just difficult when you're surrounded by fricken jerks all the time. i'm sure you understand

The struggle is a victory in itself.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

drilldo squirt posted:

The struggle is a victory in itself.

:eyepop:

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Here is another drill tip (heh get it?): criticism can be good and dealing with it in a healthy way will lead to a better, happier you.

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

pretty unsettling post all things considered

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TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

This is some general bullshit

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