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I like video games because they immobilize whoever I'm dating so I can nuzzle and pet them while also doing whatever I want on my phone without them getting pissy I'm not paying attention to Netflix or whatever I'm basically that Reddit girl except I break up with people who don't respect me or have any social skills
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 19:40 |
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Lockback posted:I like people asking permission to break up. Eagerly waiting for that obvious twist
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 19:43 |
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Pick posted:I mean, unless it is a game like Illbleed where the controls are terrible so you don't actually want to play it, but it is totally worth it for cork goes to hell Illbleed is the best
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 19:44 |
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Mocking Bird posted:I'm basically that Reddit girl except I break up with people who don't respect me or have any social skills How do you break up with yourself???
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 19:48 |
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Lockback posted:I like people asking permission to break up. The only solution is to start messaging the catfish profiles about how he hates all the things his girlfriend is insecure. "I wish she had your nose...hers looks like somebody tried to pull it off when she was a baby" It's the only solution.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 19:54 |
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Is it touching the poop to link? Because it's just the thread which is just the title and an attached image. I'll link it but will remove if this isn't okay! https://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/5hq82e/wtf_that_isnt_a_thing_you_dont_have_a_disability/?st=iwmfv95t&sh=f24bdf64
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 20:03 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Is it touching the poop to link? Because it's just the thread which is just the title and an attached image. [–]Not_really_anywhere 12 points 22 hours ago Our Wegmans has those. I keep telling my mom park there when I'm with her. She's a customer with a child. Her child just happens to be 43. Hey, I've got osteoarthritis in my knee and need a replacement. I have more of a need for a close spot then a brat that could probably use the exercise.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 20:06 |
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HardDiskD posted:[–]Not_really_anywhere 12 points 22 hours ago Oh the replies are such gold. I can't believe how offended they all are over the maybe 2-4 parking spaces designed for Someone Who Is Not Them They're also complaining about Veteran parking 54 40 or fuck fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Dec 12, 2016 |
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loquacius posted:There was that sequence from The Graduate where the main character is pressured into going on a date with Mrs Robinson's daughter but has no interest in her so he takes her on the worst date possible so she'll leave him alone Pro dating tip: if your date thinks the end of The Graduate is romantic, end the date and never talk to them again.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 20:14 |
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:The only solution is to start messaging the catfish profiles about how he hates all the things his girlfriend is insecure. "I wish she had your nose...hers looks like somebody tried to pull it off when she was a baby" There has to be more opportunities for fuckery. Like telling them that you are going to propose to your girlfriend. Then the next day you get down on one knee multiple times to do things like tie your shoelaces.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 20:20 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:
people who have a pressing need to park very close to where they are going and complain about not being able to do so are generally not worthwhile people also people who drive in front of the grocery store or wherever and get impatient by people crossing that lane to get into the store. stop driving in front of the store, dummy!
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 20:22 |
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People who drive are assholes. Don't you care about the earth? Get a goddamn bike.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 20:23 |
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I LIVE IN A SUBURBAN HELLSCAPE and its driving me mad
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 20:26 |
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:The only solution is to start messaging the catfish profiles about how he hates all the things his girlfriend is insecure. "I wish she had your nose...hers looks like somebody tried to pull it off when she was a baby" Confess that you've been catfishing them the whole time. Tell them you are really the girlfriend.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 20:26 |
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quote:Was my [23 F] boyfriend [23 M] being too flirty or am I being crazy?
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 20:32 |
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Christmas dramaquote:My (28/F) massive family drama over handmade gifts.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 20:38 |
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I walked in on them loving in the bathroom and asked what they are doing. My boyfriend said "Don't get so huffy, she lives in another state, I don't get a chance to bang her that often, chill out."
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 20:44 |
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lol "purchased presents are more valuable" get a load of this fucko.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 20:44 |
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Yeah I was upset by that one. I think she should maybe go to the christmas party but definitely not bring gifts. She can decide individually who among those hundred people actually makes enough of a positive difference in her life to warrant a gift.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 20:51 |
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Some people have the absolute worst etiquette in the entire world, it is loving unbelievable
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 20:52 |
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The entire family needs a series of Stone Cold Stunners.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 21:03 |
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Holy gently caress at adults crying about not getting gifts. I have a large italian family as well, you know what we do? Grab bag for everyone 16+ that wants to be involved. You spend $50 on one person and one person does the same for you. My immediate family gets stuff as well and then kids get stuff as well, and if you're broke, like I have been previously, you either don't do anything except the grab bag or do small stuff that you can afford.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 21:15 |
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Confession, my wife watches me play video games sometimes but most of the time she's doing something else so she loses the plot by like an hour in If I want her to pay enough attention to a game to actually take it in, I watch her play it (and take over temporarily if she fucks up a hard part) (SEE: Chrono Trigger, I had to fight Magus for her but by the time she got to the end she could beat Lavos herself ) Pvt.Scott posted:Pro dating tip: if your date thinks the end of The Graduate is romantic, end the date and never talk to them again. Me [29/m] with my girlfriend [25/f], everything in the relationship is perfect, but her analysis of classic films leaves much to be desired
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 21:19 |
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MF_James posted:Holy gently caress at adults crying about not getting gifts. On either side of my family it's pretty much "if you have money, get a couple gifts, everyone gets a card and some candy, make a gift if you want because that's awesome. Also, don't buy me a gift and I won't buy you a gift and we'll just hug and say merry Christmas I love you and poo poo."
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 21:24 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Pro dating tip: if your date thinks the end of The Graduate is romantic, end the date and never talk to them again. Supposedly it was originally written that way in the script, and the iconic moment at the end was actually because the actors were nervous and uncomfortable because the director had yelled at them to laugh, and then he loved it and kept the camera rolling and put it in the movie. Not really apropos of anything, but I just think it's neat that it was an unplanned thing that just happened to be perfect.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 21:44 |
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My parents both come from large families and the general rule always was that you get gifts for the children and pitch in on a big gift for the grandparents, but otherwise your presence was the gift.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 21:46 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Supposedly it was originally written that way in the script, and the iconic moment at the end was actually because the actors were nervous and uncomfortable because the director had yelled at them to laugh, and then he loved it and kept the camera rolling and put it in the movie. It changes the entire movie though! I'm not complaining, it's much better this way, I just don't get how your decision-making could work that way and arrive at this decision entirely by accident. I am not A Creative.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 21:49 |
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Lockback posted:I like people asking permission to break up. I had a girlfriend do this to me, sorta. She started texting me from another girls phone who I knew very well. Other girl was basically grammatically retarded, but somehow starts using perfect punctuation and spelling when asking if I want to hook up. It took me all of 2 texts to accuse her of being my stupid girlfriend, who then dumped me for attempting to cheat on her. Yes it was highschool Edit: Content The girl [27F] I've [28M] been dating for about 7 months wont take our relationship to the next level because a fortune teller told her that the relationship is doomed. quote:So, I've been dating this girl, her name is Ashley, from work for about 7 months but not exclusively. I say not exclusively because she isnt my girlfriend but we dont go out and date other people. We see each other everyday at work and hangout pretty much every weekend. She's great and fun and I really see a future with this girl. Recently I told her that I want to take the relationship to a more seriously level, meaning definitely be exclusive and meet her parents, she agreed and wants to commit also but had one condition.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 21:52 |
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Lmao as soon as that drama started I would have backed out of the loving gift exchange and told my family to give me something if they wanted to, and if they're only following the rules of the loving gift exchange then don't worry about it. What a bunch of babies.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 21:55 |
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Nazzadan posted:The girl [27F] I've [28M] been dating for about 7 months wont take our relationship to the next level because a fortune teller told her that the relationship is doomed. Works for South Korea's president
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 22:02 |
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Me [21 F] with my Boyfriend[21 M] are having issues because I think sex is a chorequote:I've only ever had sex with my bf. Prior to that I would say I was VERY curious about sex. I always thought that I would be super into when I started - I watched a lot of porn in my youth but It's gone to a slow decline to a point where now i barely watch any.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 22:10 |
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Nazzadan posted:I had a girlfriend do this to me, sorta. She started texting me from another girls phone who I knew very well. Other girl was basically grammatically retarded, but somehow starts using perfect punctuation and spelling when asking if I want to hook up. It took me all of 2 texts to accuse her of being my stupid girlfriend, who then dumped me for attempting to cheat on her. This was a good episode of raising hope
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 22:13 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Me [21 F] with my Boyfriend[21 M] are having issues because I think sex is a chore sadface.gif Jesus, sex is a chore, I mean... yeah it is work, especially when you have a marathon session, but a 15-25 minute thing isn't awful, you feel great after and uh it's awesome? I dunno, this dude must be doin some weird poo poo to her.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 22:16 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Me [21 F] with my Boyfriend[21 M] are having issues because I think sex is a chore quote:the ONLY PRO which is - You feel good. This is the most autistic way of describing how sex feels.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 22:17 |
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Nazzadan posted:The girl [27F] I've [28M] been dating for about 7 months wont take our relationship to the next level because a fortune teller told her that the relationship is doomed. Just take her to another fortune teller and pay them to say good things about the relationship.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 22:19 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Me [21 F] with my Boyfriend[21 M] are having issues because I think sex is a chore At first I was like "he must not be doing it right" but then I saw the phrase "orgasms make me cramp up" and well yeesh
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 22:22 |
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:Some goon upthread had pretty much the best advice, paraphrasing: This is horrible and confusing advice. Be in a relationship where the thought of your partner masturbating is a pleasant and non-troubling thought for you.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 22:23 |
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She wants to get married soon, he has no such desire. He is a 28 year old who is about to quit his job to go back to school. Don't need a crystal ball for that one! Fortune teller got it right imo.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 22:23 |
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Yeah in her situation it would objectively be better if he was just bad at sex.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 22:23 |
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MF_James posted:sadface.gif Probs an asshat that thinks nibbling means "rip off your nipples"
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