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Nazzadan posted:
An excellent bit of "self-fulfilling" there
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loquacius posted:At first I was like "he must not be doing it right" but then I saw the phrase "orgasms make me cramp up" and well yeesh Like, she doesn't like the taste of jizz but maybe she's assumed that's what she's supposed to do for sex cause she grew up watching porn/pornstars do it 
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Yeah, at first I thought it was funny cause of the "we could be playing board games????" but then I realized it's probably like a physical thing for her and a bunch of negatively reinforced opinions. On the other hand "tastes at least as good as food" isn't exactly a fair expectation to set for sexual fluids, nobody is packing that poo poo in a thermos for next day's lunch but plenty of people manage to go down on each other anyway I dunno the  explanation is seeming pretty likely to me
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Dec 12, 2016 22:35
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maybe she's gay tons of people have been like "gosh I just don't enjoy sex" and it turned out they didn't like sex with a specific gender
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Dec 12, 2016 22:38
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Her question seems to imply that having sex precludes the ability to eat food, as though when agreeing to sex, one has agreed that they will only subsist off of the bodily fluids of the other. It's a weird question.
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Honestly there are so many possible causes it's pointless to speculate with that low level of detail. - She's gay - He's gay - They are both gay - He's terrible at sex - He's selfish at sex - They are both fat and ugly - She has a hormonal issue - She has a psychological issue - They both have psychological issues - Obscure medical condition - She hasn't discovered her own secret fetish that will make her cum buckets - Takes too much time from World of Warcraft - She's the heiress to a multi-million dollar fast food fortune. She never told him this but he found out on his own. She doesn't know he knows. The entire relationship is a fraud he is perpetuating to get in on that sweet inheritence. He's as gay as the talented Mr. Rippley. He's slowly poisoning her with a strange cocktail of venoms, the recipe of which he obtained from a Congolese witch doctor. He's just biding his time until the poison does it's job and she "suddenly" dies right after their marriage. In the meantime the symptoms are manifested as a reduced sex drive and increased body odors. It's almost too late for her to find out before permanent damage is one. We have to warn her. Like who the hell knows. Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Dec 12, 2016 |
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Chomp8645 posted:
I want to watch this movie
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Most of the explanations people have come up with would probably result in her not feeling good during sex and not having orgasms but she said in the post that she does feel good during sex and has orgasms, but doesn't particularly care about feeling good and has decided that orgasms are not for her sticking with my diagnosis, it's the all the way
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Dec 12, 2016 22:54
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loquacius posted:Most of the explanations people have come up with would probably result in her not feeling good during sex and not having orgasms Gotta agree. She's like "Sure, sex is kinda fun, but we could play BOARD GAMES instead!" Beep boop must maximize fun.
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Dec 12, 2016 22:57
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You can have bad sex and orgasm. You can even have bad orgasms. You can have bad sex that feels good but not good enough that you wanna do it again.
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Nice twist on this one: My [24f] parents treat my sister [15f] much differently than they treat me, and it's breaking my heart When I was 18, I had my first boyfriend. It's a very long and depressing story, but for the sake of keeping this post concise, I'll only focus on one aspect of the situation. My father hated me having a relationship. He did a lot of drastic things in order to try to force me out of it, including trying to send me out of the country once. The major thing he did, though, was refuse to help me get into university. Every time I tried to talk about schools, he would bring up something about my boyfriend, and we would end up fighting. During that time, my mother never stood up for me. She sat by quietly and let my father do whatever he wanted. I was 23 when I finally got to go away for school. Before that happened, I developed depression, and I've been struggling with it on my own ever since. I have a lot of anxiety about relationships, because of everything that happened during that time. And there were other issues as well, due to other things that I can't go into in this post. Recently, my sister told me that a boy in her class liked her. I got scared for her right away, and advised her not to enter the relationship, because I was afraid for her, that my father would treat her the same way he treated me. Of course, she didn't listen, and as things have unfolded, I can't believe the difference in the way our parents have treated us. At first, my dad found out and raised a stink, but then my mom stepped in, and started standing up for my little sister! Since then, they have both been coddling and accommodating her with this relationship. I'm sorry for how this sounds, but I am really jealous. I'm upset about all the stress I've had to go through, and still go through, and I'm angry that my parents are ignoring my pain while they treat her better than they treated me. All my life, I tried to be the most obedient, hardworking child that I could. I was never appreciated for my effort, and as my sister grew older, my parents have given her much more than they gave me, while not expecting nearly as much from her as they did with me. For the most part, I have learned to accept the situation, swallow my discontent, and move on. But this was a major event in my life, and it really hurts that it turned out to be so hurtful for me, while it's just nothing for her. It's not that I want her to suffer like I did. But I am upset because I see that it isn't that my father was terrible. It's that he's terrible to me. And I know that he will never acknowledge it, or apologise to me, and nothing will ever happen that can compensate me for what I went through. The longer this goes on, is the angrier I feel, and I don't know how to manage my emotions. I don't want to talk to my parents about it, mostly because I feel like they're only going to brush me off, maybe even make fun of my feelings. Also, I'm worried that I might make the situation bad if I complain. My father - who isn't completely down with what's happening - might take it as an opportunity to act up with her again, and I don't want it to look like I used him to break up her relationship. But I don't feel good about just accepting it and ignoring my feelings either. And I can't even listen to my inner teenager and get angry and rebel, because I'm too old for that kind of thing now, and too conscious of the fact that the consequences of that rebellion will only hurt me in the long run. So what should I do? tl;dr: My parents' favouritism toward my younger sister is hurting my feelings. I'm getting angrier by the day, and I don't know how to deal with my anger and resentment. Comments: You're being super-mysterioso about the other events that may have contributed to all this. People can only give advice based on the information they have. From the information you've given, it sounds like you sort of blazed the trail for your sister. It's possible that your rebellion was a shock, but your sister's rebellion was less so because of your own. That sucks, and it doubly sucks if your father is a man incapable of admitting his mistakes, or of changing his interactions with you as a grownup because of things that happened in your childhood. Her reply: Sorry about seeming mysterious with the other facts. I just didn't think that they were very relevant to what was happening here. To summarise, the relationship was set up by some people in my church, who pushed the idea that God wanted my boyfriend and I to get married. I believed it at the time, which contributed to, but was not solely responsible for my reluctance to end the relationship. So one one hand, I had my dad pressuring me to do what I thought was give up the man I was supposed to marry, and on the other hand, I had these people pushing me to cut loose from my family and elope with this guy. When we finally broke up, I lost those friends from church for some reason, which made me feel extra lonely at that time. And the fallout from that is that I now have a considerable amount of doubt and general illwill for my own religion. But I don't think that has much bearing on any advice you have to give me now, which is why I left it out. 
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the gay hypothesis wouldn't be negated by orgasms happening either
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Tender Bender posted:You can have bad sex and orgasm. You can even have bad orgasms. You can have bad sex that feels good but not good enough that you wanna do it again. 
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quote:My (30f) bf's (35m) sexpectations make me uncomfortable and he won't have a dialog with me about it
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E: drat phone posting
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r/relationships: use your mouth for words
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:r/relationships: use your mouth would work too
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That poor, poor girl. What the gently caress. She should've taken more note of those other occasions before moving in with him. She has entered a hellscape likely to be more "emotionally draining" than any week of work. The fact that the boyfriend clearly can't and won't express himself regarding this stuff, and her description of his exact behavior... it's horrifying.
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Dec 12, 2016 23:31
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I went for an STI check once and the lady was loving hot so I got a bit turned on and she flicked the end of my dock with her finger and shut me down pretty quick so maybe she could try that
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Jeff Sichoe posted:I went for an STI check once and the lady was loving hot so I got a bit turned on and she flicked the end of my dock with her finger and shut me down pretty quick so maybe she could try that She should get a water bottle and train him.
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tactlessbastard posted:She should get a water bottle and train him.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Is this a fetish thing? It's a house cat thing
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Dec 12, 2016 23:37
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Two grown adults sitting next to each other while one pointedly tries to ignore the other one jacking off for ten solid minutes. A Wes Anderson production.
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I'm just going to direct sadcumHogan.jpg at this guy, too
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Dec 12, 2016 23:39
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I'm trying to think of a goonier way to initiate sex than "sit next to partner and jack off in total silence," but it's difficult to envision. Maybe turning on your Cap'n Dan and the Scurvy Crew CD and lighting some beef-jerky-scented candles before splaying for your ~special lady~
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Dec 12, 2016 23:42
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Seems more like a guerrilla comedy sketch
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InediblePenguin posted:maybe she's gay oh hey it's my life story
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What in the actual gently caress
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Dec 13, 2016 00:46
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Clearly, she should just start meowing at him anytime he starts to jerk off in silence
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Dec 13, 2016 00:47
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just get an ice water and then pour it on his dick
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Dec 13, 2016 00:48
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or get one of those spray bottles they use to train cats and spray him every time he gets his dick out, he'll learn eventually
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Thank God my sex dispenser is now in the same house I am, like if the washer dryer or the dishwasher *dingles with clitoris*
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Dec 13, 2016 00:51
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Hey I thought of another way that guy whose girlfriend decided not to move to California with him could get her to break up with him
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Dec 13, 2016 00:51
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It helps to assume every story contains people who are over 300lbs.
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Dec 13, 2016 00:57
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I am definitly on spraying the boyfriend with water. The situation will unfold in a good way from there.
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He will incorporate the spraying as a fetish. I thought we learned this
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:I just didn't think that they were very relevant to what was happening here. yeah she left out the part where her dad actually owns
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Chomp8645 posted:Honestly there are so many possible causes it's pointless to speculate with that low level of detail. she's fat, judging by the way she talks about being sweaty and sore afterwards and if she wanted to be those thing she would exercise.
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Dec 13, 2016 02:07
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Wow, this girl scored the Hat-trick of the entitled blowjob autist.
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Lol if youre not furiously cranking your hog next to your SO every time theyre watching how to get away with murder
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