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R.D. Mangles posted:honestly i can't wait to see how Kiffin will be inevitably fired in disgrace after we've already seen him denigrated via powerpoint and left on a tarmac. Fired via twitter. Like mid-game or some poo poo "@FAUathletics - Lane Kiffin is no longer part of this University" and he walks towards the locker room at halftime to find that he's been locked out and security is escorting him off the field for tresspassing.
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-abandoned in a swamp -everyone secretly agreed to move the game to a neutral location, kiffin shows up alone to stadium where the endzones are painted you're and fired -marching band spells out termination agreement during halftime -straight up eaten by alligator
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R.D. Mangles posted:-abandoned in a swamp 
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I'm gonna go the other way and say that I think he winds up doing well at FAU. Then some P5 team hires him THEN he fails miserably again
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Joey Freshwater posted:I'm gonna go the other way and say that I think he winds up doing well at FAU. Then some P5 team hires him THEN he fails miserably Tennessee will have an opening by then.
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Bill Reiter is all in on Harbaugh to the Rams. "In a town for winners only, Jim Harbaugh has to be the Rams' next coach" http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/in-a-town-for-winners-only-jim-harbaugh-has-to-be-the-rams-next-coach/ Skip Bayless rumors take life once again
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Dec 13, 2016 01:41
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nothing would make me happier than reading 10,000 michigan message board posts that all start with SIR you have IMPUGNED the INTEGRITY of this UNIVERSITY
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Dec 13, 2016 01:43
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LeeMajors posted:Tennessee will have an opening by then. If he came back to Tennessee and then bailed or failed again, he'd probably be burned alive.
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Joey Freshwater posted:If he came back to Tennessee and then bailed or failed again, he'd probably be burned alive. Yeah, I can't imagine what type of rage this would generate inside some random SEC football fan.
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R.D. Mangles posted:nothing would make me happier than reading 10,000 michigan message board posts that all start with SIR you have IMPUGNED the INTEGRITY of this UNIVERSITY I'll add at least 5,000 "LOL got driven out of the B1G by Urbz in just two seasons" posts regardless of the realities of the situation.
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MourningView posted:Nooooo. I love Matt Canada. The Pitt offense this year was dope as hell. RIP my stupid unrealistic dream of Greg Davis retiring and Iowa hiring him (Pitt was still manbally enough for this to seem vaguely realistic) This is baffling to me as a Wisconsin fan, because he ran an absolutely unimaginative predictable garbage offense when he was there.
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the most important question is, how will the matt canada rumours affect pittsburgh as they prepare for the pinstripe bowl
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Rectal Placenta posted:This is baffling to me as a Wisconsin fan, because he ran an absolutely unimaginative predictable garbage offense when he was there. That's what literally ever Wisconsin coach does, perhaps that's just endemic to the program because, brace yourself, Barry Alvarez is the real coach.
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Reminder that NFL reporters know fuckall about the college coaching scene and were blindsided when Harbaugh went to Michigan in the first place. The Rams will hire some lame uninspired retread and continue the cycle of mediocrity.
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Rectal Placenta posted:This is baffling to me as a Wisconsin fan, because he ran an absolutely unimaginative predictable garbage offense when he was there. He ran more or less the same offense everyone has at Wisconsin since....*wikipedias Barry Alvarez*.... 1990. He has also said he felt hamstrung there and didn't get to do what he wanted http://host.madison.com/sports/coll...1a4bcf887a.html MourningView fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Dec 13, 2016 |
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I could see Harbaugh going back to the NFL at some point because he's hyper competitive and came so close to winning it all, but it sure as poo poo ain't gonna be to coach the shitass Rams.
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Harbaugh to the Jags then.
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Mike Elko, current DC at Wake Forest is applying for the same job at Notre Dame. E: and mike sanford, ND offensive coordinator has taken the WKU head coaching gig
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R.D. Mangles posted:mike elko is not a real name it's really real Elko is a doofy homer simpson looking guy but he had a fantastic defense at Bowling Green and did the same at Wake.
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big money big clit posted:I could see Harbaugh going back to the NFL at some point because he's hyper competitive and came so close to winning it all, but it sure as poo poo ain't gonna be to coach the shitass Rams. It always amazes NFL people whenever someone doesn't love the NFL. Just another example of this, it's what is hurting the league the most.
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Benne posted:Reminder that NFL reporters know fuckall about the college coaching scene and were blindsided when Harbaugh went to Michigan in the first place. The Rams seem to be a few years behind everyone else, they'll probably look around the NCAA this winter and see a coach who recently took his team to the championship game that is looking for a "new challenge"... and that's how Brian Kelly will become the coach of the Los Angeles Rams.
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AsInHowe posted:It always amazes NFL people whenever someone doesn't love the NFL. Just another example of this, it's what is hurting the league the most. well that and the lovely play, and the wife-beating, and the 10 billion commercials, and lack of excitement, and being locked into watching maybe 2 games at a time in most markets, and the poo poo stadium deals that bankrupt cities, and blaming women for getting beaten, and the bullshit patriotism that exists purely for marketing purposes, and roger goodell, and sham domestic violence charities, and pandering to women with breast cancer month
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A 5 star recruit is attending his grandma's 85th birthday somewhere in Florida and the coaches start to show up for recruitin': 1) Charlie Strong--woke the kid up bright and early and started trying to teach him lessons about life 2) Mark Richt--drives them all to church beforehand 3) Jimbo Fisher--left an envelope full of money in the mailbox cuz he had to speak to his attorney today 4) Jim McElwain--was on the side of the road next a car with a smoking hood, wearing flipflops and laughing for some reason, holding a drink 5) Butch Davis--showed up to the birthday party early and has been aggressively recruiting since it started 6) Lane Kiffin--emerges from the shadows smelling of cigarettes after the old people have gone home. There is lipstick on his unbuttoned collar. Clearly drunk, he pats the kid on the shoulder and says he'll see him on the beach... and the girls are going to be waiting. He laughs, and tells the recruit that if the cops ask who he was.... "Tell them it was Joey... Joey Saltwater." The recruit commits to Alabama.
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AsInHowe posted:It always amazes NFL people whenever someone doesn't love the NFL. Just another example of this, it's what is hurting the league the most. Harbough did love the NFL. He coached there. He just fought a power struggle and lost.
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swickles posted:Harbaugh to the Jags then. This would be something
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If a good opportunity arose he would. He is not going to leave to start all over in Cleveland or LA tho. He may be competitive but he ain't stupid.
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CharlestheHammer posted:He just fought a power struggle and lost. Pretty sure the only loser in that affair was the 49ers honestly.
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R.D. Mangles posted:nothing would make me happier than reading 10,000 michigan message board posts that all start with SIR you have IMPUGNED the INTEGRITY of this UNIVERSITY Cmon, we're not that pretentious yes we are
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It would be shocking if Jim Harbaugh left after this season but his entire sense of self seems to be built on an insane level of competitiveness (and that's why Michigan fans love him) so I wouldn't put it past him to want to coach in the NFL again. I just don't believe a guy who talks poo poo to Peyton Manning while trying to recruit him would be alright with getting fired and losing a Super Bowl to his brother of all people. Also the Rams seem like a pretty good job with a ton of job security and a stacked young defense? Kroenke also probably wants to make some kind of splash especially with the Chargers moving to town soon and the Rams being a disaster this season. Adun fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Dec 13, 2016 |
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Watch Harbaugh go to New England after Belichick/Brady retire having won their twentieth Super Bowl.
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Raku posted:4) Jim McElwain--was on the side of the road next a car with a smoking hood, wearing flipflops and laughing for some reason, holding a drink I could totally see this. Jesus. Drunk Clark Griswold.
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Adun posted:It would be shocking if Jim Harbaugh left after this season but his entire sense of self seems to be built on an insane level of competitiveness (and that's why Michigan fans love him) so I wouldn't put it past him to want to coach in the NFL again. By that same token, why would he leave his alma mater having not beaten Ohio State?
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Will Harbaugh coach in the NFL again? Probably Will it be after only 2 years at Michigan? No
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Benne posted:By that same token, why would he leave his alma mater having not beaten Ohio State? As I said, it'd be a shock if he left this season but who knows, maybe Kroenke gives him a Belichick-style offer that he doesn't think he'll be able to get again I mean Kroenke has gotta be pretty desperate to make sure this doesn't get any worse: http://thebiglead.com/2016/12/11/los-angeles-rams-already-cant-fill-their-stadium/ Adun fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Dec 13, 2016 |
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Raku posted:A 5 star recruit is attending his grandma's 85th birthday somewhere in Florida and the coaches start to show up for recruitin': Where are the bag men LeeMajors posted:I could totally see this. Jesus. Drunk Clark Griswold. "And yet, ain't this cool?" MacElwain mused, as he stood beside his broken car on the side of the road.
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DJExile posted:well that It's that people hate the NFL for all of the reasons that you listed, but the NFL refuses to acknowledge that any of those things might actually be turning people off. Or that they are even bad things.
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AsInHowe posted:It's that people hate the NFL for all of the reasons that you listed, but the NFL refuses to acknowledge that any of those things might actually be turning people off. Or that they are even bad things. Oh yeah, no question there
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