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Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

twoday posted:

My friend sent me this and said "I made some kind of Japanese toasty."





"It wasn't very good."

Your friend was... kinda close?

Onigirazu are a big thing right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_lQELpY92s

The tonkatsu one looks a lot better than that sad cheese mess though.

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I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:



The way I usually did jalapeno poppers was a hollowed out jalapeno with a chunk of Monterrey jack cheese in it, and then wrapped in bacon. You put that on the grill (charcoal) so the pepper blisters up and the cheese gets all melty and gooey. It's the perfect side dish to spicy chicken wings.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

One Day Fish Sale posted:

Eat at my restaurant next time. Our fruit is unmatched.

:golfclap:

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Good Soldier Svejk posted:


"Craving satisfied!!!"


To be fair, I think the poster is pregnant but still...

Bacon wrapped lil smokies in maple syrup?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

EorayMel posted:

That looks tasty, at least.


But have some jellied eels baked into a cake


Holy poo poo that picture is in full color :catstare:

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

I heart bacon posted:

The way I usually did jalapeno poppers was a hollowed out jalapeno with a chunk of Monterrey jack cheese in it, and then wrapped in bacon. You put that on the grill (charcoal) so the pepper blisters up and the cheese gets all melty and gooey. It's the perfect side dish to spicy chicken wings.

These are usually called atomic buffalo turds and they are delicious

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

Tiggum posted:

Not really, I just answered questions about it.

Please collect all your quotes and put them in one place so we can add them to the OP.

I'd do it but I'm lazy

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:


BraveUlysses posted:

These are usually called atomic buffalo turds and they are delicious

That reminds me of a BBQ place that used to be in Mapleton... They had buffalo turds. It was a hollowed out jalapeno stuffed with a little smoky sausage and cream cheese and then wrapped in bacon. They were awesome sauce. Buffalo turds and root beer is still one of my favorite things.

Edit: Now I really want a tall cold root beer.

I heart bacon has a new favorite as of 15:01 on Dec 11, 2016

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





Why is this one so bad?

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

I heart bacon posted:

. They were awesome sauce.
https://youtu.be/Th7Mx2B4sXg?t=3m40s

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS

EorayMel posted:

That looks tasty, at least.


But have some jellied eels baked into a cake


I think this is a cake made to look like jellied eels

which still begs the question, why would anyone do that?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
It's a cake meant to look like a dish of jellied eels, yeah. And the clear stuff is the same gelatin that Japanese people make "water cake" out of, and that Russians use to make their beautiful but not very tasty gelatin flowers.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free





...

JohnnyCanuck has a new favorite as of 22:12 on Dec 11, 2016

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
KING OF THE PEANUTS!

The_Hatt
Apr 29, 2005

Ken M is a treasure

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

You are posting these transparant and uninteresting parodies why?

The smart money says you made them. Please do not persist.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Canuck is Ken M? Should have known he was a goon.

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009
I have to say I have a soft spot for some of the riffs on "bone apple tea." "Osteoporosis" is my favourite one. Bone atrophy.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Alhazred posted:

Why is this one so bad?

People eat hot dogs in tortillas? News to me.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

RareAcumen posted:

People eat hot dogs in tortillas? News to me.

a carb's a carb, no matter how flat

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

:perfect:

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



RareAcumen posted:

People eat hot dogs in tortillas? News to me.

Look at this guy who hasn't heard of Tunnbrödsrulle



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPCytfxNU7Y

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

:five:

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34




Jesus, I thought the AFP was the lack of pepperoni until I saw your response and got it. That's worth a :golfclap:

Also I don't recall seeing the GEICO raccoon ads in this thread yet; did I miss them, or am I the first to honor our noble moderator cash crab with this offering?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-3LD1JRmuc

I only just saw it for the first time this morning, and my first reaction was "holy poo poo it's the AFP thread, distilled"

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


how me a frog posted:

You are posting these transparant and uninteresting parodies why?

The smart money says you made them. Please do not persist.

Confirmed JohnnyCanuck is Ken M

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I love your work!









RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




how me a frog posted:

You are posting these transparant and uninteresting parodies why?

Food fads.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

The effort is appreciated, aliens, but this isn't close enough to human food for me to eat.

Xortho slaved all day to make that for you, you ungrateful ape child. Starving Zarbonian children would kill for something like this!

We've put a forcefield up around the dining surface and will not take it down until you have consumed every bit.

Cease those strange noises and ocular fluid secretions immediately!

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

RandomPauI posted:

I love your work!











Is this dril's other account?

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free
I'm Ken M.???

Can... Can I touch myself?


EDIT: Apparently yes I can

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Look at this guy who hasn't heard of Tunnbrödsrulle



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPCytfxNU7Y

Look, we're gonna be here forever if we make a big thing out of everything I haven't heard of.












I had to share this one, because I saw it and it just made me start laughing.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




RareAcumen posted:

People eat hot dogs in tortillas? News to me.

Be prepared to have your loving mind blown then:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Alhazred posted:

Be prepared to have your loving mind blown then:


BUTTERFLIES!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Buzzfeed asks, Is this the saddest salad that has ever happened?



Points if you can guess what the ring is! It's bread.

tl;dr: Author orders from room service a "traditional" Caesar salad, receives this in return.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
What else would you think it could be if not a crouton? Shrimp?

e: read the article and saw that it was soft. Anyway it was probably better than this attempt at a caesar salad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDjBEY_3qCI&t=126s

yeah I eat ass has a new favorite as of 11:26 on Dec 13, 2016

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnXvt9vFAOY

Is the AV punking us? I saw that and thought of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvC1VwoBgzk&t=1453s

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012












~Memories~

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Potato Jones
Apr 9, 2007

Clever Betty

RandomPauI posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnXvt9vFAOY

Is the AV punking us? I saw that and thought of this.
That sounds pretty good. It's obviously not a plate of diner eggs and bacon, but it isn't supposed to be.

The title is internet hyperbole garbage, though.

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