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Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

cinci zoo sniper posted:

didnt know you were european

I know everyone likes to joke about goons being fat but it's my theory that most are actually sickeningly frail. Like they just got out of a concentration camp where the only thing on the menu was kale.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i'm terrifyingly fat

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Avshalom posted:

i'm terrifyingly fat
so is sparatuvs

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A MP3 INTO THE LAPTOP. ITS CARLY RAE JEPSEN AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, CRJ. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME CALL ME MAYBES OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS POP ARTIST. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Stop eating poo poo and pick up some heavy things every couple days

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

Volkerball posted:

I know everyone likes to joke about goons being fat but it's my theory that most are actually sickeningly frail. Like they just got out of a concentration camp where the only thing on the menu was kale.

people call me thin but compared to my miniature height i'm perfectly average weight-wise

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Chelb posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A MP3 INTO THE LAPTOP. ITS CARLY RAE JEPSEN AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, CRJ. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME CALL ME MAYBES OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS POP ARTIST. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
*an mp3

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wk6pKKi0vE

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
i haven't had fast food in so long

i'm jonesing for a double double real hard

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Volkerball posted:

I know everyone likes to joke about goons being fat but it's my theory that most are actually sickeningly frail. Like they just got out of a concentration camp where the only thing on the menu was kale.

maybe it's a weird question, but why didn't you spring for the ö?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Try this double double: put two 45lb plates on each side of the barbell and pick it up.

Or score ten points and get ten rebounds or something.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




GhostofJohnMuir posted:

i haven't had fast food in so long

i'm jonesing for a double double real hard

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

where's the onions and relish?

or at least some sauerkraut

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Mustached Demon posted:

Try this double double: put two 45lb plates on each side of the barbell and pick it up.

Or score ten points and get ten rebounds or something.

conspicuous exercise is for poor people

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Goa Tse-tung posted:

maybe it's a weird question, but why didn't you spring for the ö?

:effort:

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i'm conspicuous during exercise due to the children that flock to me from surrounding neighbourhoods, mistaking me for a cherry-red jumping castle

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

conspicuous exercise is for poor people

Tell that to Dwayne The Rock Johnson.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I appreciate that you got the name reference tho

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Mustached Demon posted:

Tell that to Dwayne The Rock Johnson.

hmmm... yes the nouveau riche wrestling man. how cute

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
dwayne is not a cool name and i'm prepared to fight the rock himself to defend that opinion

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i say that as someone whose legal name might as well translate to "fat apple-cheeked alpine goatherd"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Avshalom posted:

i say that as someone whose legal name might as well translate to "fat apple-cheeked alpine goatherd"

Hello Udo.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/reedfleming/status/808599785267564544

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/808566985428705282

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
gonna be watching a lot of anime next season, looking forward to it

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

gonna be watching a lot of anime next season, looking forward to it

FLCL2, what else is good?

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
flcl 2 isn't coming out next season, and whenever it does come out i won't bother watching it because there's no way it's going to be good. i will definitely be watching little witch academia and crossing my fingers that it manages to live up to the ovas. also will be watching second season of konosuba, demi-chan, and dragon maid. i'll check out gabriel dropout, but i don't have high expectations for it

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
i'm making up for only following one and a half shows this season

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2016/12/12/trump-postpones-announcement-on-how-he-will-avoid-conflicts-of-interests/

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


Bit annoyed Trumpgrets hasn't updated in a while.

Because lol Trumpets.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
Rick Perry for dept of energy

Oops

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Rick Perry for Department of Kidnapping Gay Kids and Making Them Sniff Turds

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

"all coal plants must now burn at minimum 70% Texas lignite"

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Tesseraction posted:

Rick Perry for Department of Kidnapping Gay Kids and Making Them Sniff Turds

Rick Perry would never forget that department.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Pirate Radar posted:

Rick Perry would never forget that department.

not when he's got his smellin' turds!

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/nytpolitics/status/808525987742941186

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

It still counts as draining it if you replace the swamp water with oil.

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

Tesseraction posted:

It still counts as draining it if you replace the swamp water with oil.

there was always oil in that thar swamp

just lol though if you were the person who listened to their science teacher saying renewable resources were going to be big business by the time you get out of college

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

the paradigm shift posted:

there was always oil in that thar swamp

just lol though if you were the person who listened to their science teacher saying renewable resources were going to be big business by the time you get out of college

Being fair my pension funds in renewables has been growing steadily despite the volatility of the past few years.

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