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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


vanisher posted:

first you gotta throw it in the microwave for a minute. Then using a large stirring spoon WAIT NO DON'T EAT CANDLES

it's probably fine if you just take the wick out, right?


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MrWillsauce

you only have to take the wick out if you eat kosher



Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


MrWillsauce posted:

you only have to take the wick out if you eat kosher

ok but my neighbors keep halal, do i take the wick out people-of-the-book style or do i give them one of those crackling woodwick candles for new year's dinner


MrWillsauce

get them a glade plug-in



Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


MrWillsauce posted:

get them a glade plug-in

whoa whoa whoa dude that's racist

maybe dial it back a little buddy


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


#woodwicksmatter


MrWillsauce

what can I say im a racist guy :shrug:



Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


no for real though...have you ever tasted a wood wick candle? really?

that's the good poo poo, my friend. i gave up on that street-level yankee candle poo poo years ago and all i do now is woodwick dabs straight off the hot wick


social vegan



my uncle forgot to take out the wick and now he glows at night

MrWillsauce

poo poo tastes wicked



Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


social vegan posted:

my uncle forgot to take out the wick and now he glows at night

remember, if someone forgets to take out the wick, and their glow starts sputtering or fizzling, take them to the ER immediately

friends don't let friends wick alone


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


*wearing a trenchcoat and a low-brimmed hat, standing in a dimly-lit alleyway behind a dumpster*

hey. hey kid. you ever tried wax?


social vegan



ladybeard mcflurry posted:

*wearing a trenchcoat and a low-brimmed hat, standing in a dimly-lit alleyway behind a dumpster*

hey. hey kid. you ever tried wax?

kid: you mean like shatter?

me: uh..er no I guess it's more like a really slow splat?

Ostentatious

its my birthday




social vegan



Ostentatious posted:

its my birthday

hippy bertha

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Ostentatious posted:

its my birthday

ostentatious!!! happy birthday, and many more!

here is a tiny baby goat for u, my friend:


alnilam

Ostentatious posted:

its my birthday

habby pirthday



ty manifisto

death sext


happy birthday!

birthday cake candles don't actually taste like birthday cake, they taste like wishes which are grosser than you'd think

anyway I hope you get to eat something good today


Mariana Horchata

Ostentatious posted:

its my birthday

Happy birthday buddy!

here you can have this picture i took earlier of ducks casting magical spells to entertain themselves and stay warm

Plebian Parasite

Ostentatious posted:

its my birthday

congrats

death sext



beautiful butt spells :O


Rushi

by Smythe

Robot Made of Meat posted:

I was just thinking this morning that your little drawings would be just right (small, monochrome, mostly un-shaded) for printing out using a Brother P-Touch or similar device.

I don't know what that is but I'm gonna find out!


ladybeard mcflurry posted:

i am 100% on the sticker train, my friend, and i will trade them with you!

woah I was just trying to find an excuse to post/share my favorite sticker sheet but trading stickers is the coolest thing ever. I like cutting out ones from my sheets and trading :3:

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Rushi

by Smythe

Mariana Horchata posted:

Happy birthday buddy!

here you can have this picture i took earlier of ducks casting magical spells to entertain themselves and stay warm



how talented these ducks are O:

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


rushi check this the h*ck out:



it's a bad cell phone picture but as you can see, it's a cute dog that is fine


Rushi

by Smythe
that is a cute dog that is super great O:

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


today in fun and good things: the water is off at my apartment complex, but it's fine because another couple of friends are getting married today (YAYAYAY) and another friend is getting out of jail!

everything's coming up milhouse!


Urodov


Ostentatious posted:

its my birthday

your welcome

I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Happy birthday ostentatious! And many more happy times to come, I hope! Please enjoy your birthday as much as you can, because you deserve a good one.

ArclightBorealis

You are HUGE!
That means you have HUGE ESSENCE!

RIP AND TEAR YOUR ESSENCE!!

Ostentatious posted:

its my birthday
Happy birthday, omae~

Historical Wizards


Ostentatious posted:

its my birthday

Happy birthed day!


Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig

Palisader

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
Candle discussion has passed but I don't give a h*ck because this is important

They have started making candles that resemble delicious pastries and this is upsetting to me

Palisader

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
Candle discussion has passed but I don't give a h*ck because this is important

They have started making candles that resemble delicious pastries and this is upsetting to me

alnilam

Is it like the fancy shaped soaps where ur mom tells you don't use those ones and ur like wtf if you wanted a seashell statue why didn't you just get a seashell statue instead of one made out of soap

I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

alnilam posted:

Is it like the fancy shaped soaps where ur mom tells you don't use those ones and ur like wtf if you wanted a seashell statue why didn't you just get a seashell statue instead of one made out of soap

Probably. Hell, there are normal candles that are forbidden from being burned. I got in trouble as a kid for it and then got in trouble again a couple weeks ago when I found out that it isn't just moms who have sacred candles.

Ostentatious

thank u all for the birthday wishes

i love you all




POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

I Was The Fury posted:

Happy birthday ostentatious! And many more happy times to come, I hope! Please enjoy your birthday as much as you can, because you deserve a good one.


brought 2 u by Manifisto, mastercraftsposter of sigs

Robot Made of Meat

Rushi posted:

I don't know what that is but I'm gonna find out!

P Touch printers are very nice little units that produce laminated labels. Unfortunately they're a bit low res for art.



The index card is 4" x 6" for scale.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Rushi

by Smythe

Robot Made of Meat posted:

P Touch printers are very nice little units that produce laminated labels. Unfortunately they're a bit low res for art.



The index card is 4" x 6" for scale.

THEY'RE SO TINY :3:

Haha you can see how poorly I edited the whites on some of them :D Thats super cute I'm kinda curious if I know anyone with one.

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social vegan



*lifts seashell near ear, hears mom telling me to wash my hands b4 dinner*

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bean mom

this whole set of pages is just magnificent

hap birth 2 u ost

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