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Goddamnit don't do the illuminati handshake on camera!!
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That sucks for Chicago guy but lol if you dont think every other city wouldnt do the same thing
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Want to annoy your cats? Get a Cockatoo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-eeNvUEGDk Or any bird really. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2mx3m6zYCI
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Frosty dead, so what https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDcwKhpfk5A
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BovineFury posted:Want to annoy your cats? Get a Cockatoo. The end result of getting dinosaurs and saber toothed tigers together was a lot different than what I had in my head.
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'Prank' Haha I put a dog poo poo in your sandwich! Psych!
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Outrail posted:'Prank' It uses a different tank for the water. I know from the filming style that's from Just For Laughs: Gags. It's old-school pranking where no one is ever in danger of anything.
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Just for Laughs makes me wish there were an N-word for French Canadians.
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Groda posted:Just for Laughs makes me wish there were an N-word for French Canadians. I thought that was actually what "quebeccers" was instead of quebecois?
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Bip Roberts posted:I thought that was actually what "quebeccers" was instead of quebecois? I've been told that Quebeccers was super disrespectful in real life, so maybe but not nearly as terrible.
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Queebs, peasoupers, snow frogs.
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Platystemon posted:Queebs, http://dearauthor.com/book-reviews/f-reviews/review-knight-moves-by-jamaica-layne/ quote:I pull myself off his cock - my oval office makes a disappointed queeb sound as we separate - I come two more times when I spin myself around and around on his cock like a top, and take the last few strokes down from the rear.  queeb
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NoneMoreNegative posted:
This is why editors are important. Also, so that your sentences don't read like they were composed by a drunken woodchipper.
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Platystemon posted:snow frogs As a native Floridian, thank you for this.
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Outrail posted:'Prank' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL5JtapBDVY
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Picnic Princess posted:I've been told that Quebeccers was super disrespectful in real life, so maybe but not nearly as terrible. I've been told that too by other canadians, and then I went to Quebec and everyone was incredibly friendly and polite, so I think they're just disrespectful compared to other canadians and not compared to people in the rest of the world.  /   
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^^ That guy is part cat. He'd be licking his arm if he could. "I meant to do that"
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That guy is a GTA player character in real life Here's a bright man playing with guns http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2016/12/cleveland_man_charged_in_deadl_3.html quote:Cleveland man charged in deadly accidental shooting at dinner party 'extremely sorry,' attorney says
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The Story So Far was playing at the Mod Club in Toronto. A girl hopped on stage to take a selfie, and ended up getting booted from behind by the singer. Skip to about 00:30 The venue responded by banning the band from performing there again.
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The Zombie Guy posted:The Story So Far was playing at the Mod Club in Toronto. A girl hopped on stage to take a selfie, and ended up getting booted from behind by the singer. How many of these guys are assholes and how many are freaking out that they're going to be the next Dimebag?
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Groda posted:Just for Laughs makes me wish there were an N-word for French Canadians. I don't speak French, but when I heard some French Canadians speaking it, I said to myself, "Huh, so that's what redneck rural French would sound like"
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ekuNNN posted:I've been told that too by other canadians, and then I went to Quebec and everyone was incredibly friendly and polite, so I think they're just disrespectful compared to other canadians and not compared to people in the rest of the world. Quebecois are nice and completely aware of their reputations. They're just big city people with French ish affectations, so it amplifies any perceived slight. It's like New Yorkers or Bostonians with their ridiculous voices and rushed life. New Yorkers are still scum though. They have a compulsion to compare everything to their loving city. We get it, is diverse and metropolitan. Our city does not compare, but at a minimum we don't pay 3x the price for everything, and it doesn't smell like piss in our neighborhoods.
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Wasabi the J posted:Quebecois are nice and completely aware of their reputations. They're just big city people with French ish affectations, so it amplifies any perceived slight. When I was a college student, 10,000 years ago, there was a girl from NYC in the same program and in the same year as me. I had three creative writing workshop classes with this girl, and she was loving insufferable. Every one of her critiques about anyone's piece turned into her grandstanding about NYC, apropos of nothing. The topic or genre of the writing in question didn't matter. "This was an alright story about a high school prom, but if it was set in NYC it would be way different. See, you guys don't realize this, but in the NYC..." "The extended metaphor for nature in this poem is communicated clearly, but we have such a different view of things in New Yawk. See, where I come from..." "The griffins in this fantasy story, which is not my style by the way, seem legit, but I just don't know. I mean, who's even seen a hawk, like, really? We don't have any in New Yawk so...."  New Yorkers are uniquely prideful about their piss stain of a city. It's not enough for them to be proud of where they're from like everyone else. They have to tear down where you're from in the process. I'm sure I'm overgeneralizing, but whatever. I welcome anyone from NYC to prove me wrong by not being a dick about where you're from.
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Railing Kill posted:New Yorkers are uniquely prideful about their piss stain of a city. It's not enough for them to be proud of where they're from like everyone else. They have to tear down where you're from in the process. I'm sure I'm overgeneralizing, but whatever. I welcome anyone from NYC to prove me wrong by not being a dick about where you're from. People who were born and raised in New York are honestly unaware of the existence of other places, and actually personally encountering them is a bit devastating to their psyche, so it's not entirely their fault.
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I'm in Manhattan right now, and can confirm that NYC is a loving nightmare hell on earth. This may or may not be compounded by the fact that the bldg I am currently sitting in is directly across the street from the gilded and gaudy God-Emperor-Elect Tower. Not a day goes by that I don't regret moving to this unsustainable dystopian hell hole. The scoodfrood is me, in this case.
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Just be super rich then new york is really great.
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The Zombie Guy posted:The Story So Far was playing at the Mod Club in Toronto. A girl hopped on stage to take a selfie, and ended up getting booted from behind by the singer. 
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betterinsodapop posted:I'm in Manhattan right now, and can confirm that NYC is a loving nightmare hell on earth. This may or may not be compounded by the fact that the bldg I am currently sitting in is directly across the street from the gilded and gaudy God-Emperor-Elect Tower. Salright down here in the 20s
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Railing Kill posted:When I was a college student, 10,000 years ago, there was a girl from NYC in the same program and in the same year as me. I had three creative writing workshop classes with this girl, and she was loving insufferable. Every one of her critiques about anyone's piece turned into her grandstanding about NYC, apropos of nothing. The topic or genre of the writing in question didn't matter. You keep saying New York, but it's pronounced Ell - Ay
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Strangely enough the girl who got booted was surprisingly level-headed about the incident, said she had too much to drink and she took way to long to do what she was trying to do and she doesn't blame the guy for pushing her off. It's the venue that's getting a hair up it's rear end for whatever reason
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Field Mousepad posted:Fuckin great loop on that gif though. She keeps coming back to finally finish taking that great selfie  
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Data Graham posted:Salright down here in the 20s Fuzzy Mammal posted:Just be super rich then new york is really great.
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betterinsodapop posted:I'm in Manhattan right now, and can confirm that NYC is a loving nightmare hell on earth. This may or may not be compounded by the fact that the bldg I am currently sitting in is directly across the street from the gilded and gaudy God-Emperor-Elect Tower. I've spent a lot of time there and I love it, but that's probably because I never go anywhere near Trump Tower. I think I love it so much because it's really easy to get to interesting places like good restaurants, museums, bars, parks, etc. without needing a car or even a driver's license. It's a godsend to a guy who hasn't been able to drive because of US citizenship issues his whole life.
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