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This guy has the chance to bust his nut in some 19 year old pussy when he's nearing 40 and he's thinking that Jesus will judge him? Jesus is at least gonna high five you before he sends your rear end to hell
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And the lord looked upon his flock and saw teens creampied, and it was very good.
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wernox posted:Its been 29 years since I graduated from boot camp and at least once per month I'll have a dream that the Marine Corps scooped me up and sent my fat, broken rear end back to MCRD. I have more nightmares about being in college and realizing I've skipped every single session for a class and it's finals day than I ever have about being rocket attacked in a bunker in Kandahar, the brain is pretty loving funny.
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bradzilla posted:lmfao @ thinking a 19 year old will wait til marriage for sex My buddy married the first girl he dated out of high school and she was the first person he ever slept with and he was her second. They've been together since he was 19 (he's 36 and she's 35), have two kids, supported each other as they each went to school, and are amazingly happy together. Meanwhile, I have to lie to girls about the number of women I've slept with because saying "I stopped counting once I got over 60...in my mid 20's" isn't a real big turn on to 99% of them.
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quote:I understand it looks like we aren't compatible, but none of that is true. We met in 2013 on a Walking Dead fansite so yeah, you can already see she's pretty badass. This guy is definitely trolling
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The Wanking Dread probably isn't considered wholesome Christian entertainment. Also, what the hell is a fusion dance? We never had DBZ here so I just know there's some guy named Goku who wears orange pants.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:This guy is definitely trolling Teen rebellion has changed It used to be you'd go out to parties and hard-rock concerts, do drugs and hook up with bikers These days you just get in sexless long-distance relationships with 36-year-old virgins (who your parents approve of) on TV discussion forums Lodin posted:The Wanking Dread probably isn't considered wholesome Christian entertainment. I never watched it either but as I understand it you do a weird dance thing and touch fingertips and then temporarily turn into one person with the magic fighting number of both of you put together (magic fighting numbers are a big deal)
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Solice Kirsk posted:My buddy married the first girl he dated out of high school and she was the first person he ever slept with and he was her second. They've been together since he was 19 (he's 36 and she's 35), have two kids, supported each other as they each went to school, and are amazingly happy together. Thanks for the totally unrelated anecdote I guess? It's pretty normal for people to start dating young that are near in age and eventually get married. It is not normal for a 36 year old man to be talking about marrying a girl who was underage when they met and is "totally matured now."
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bradzilla posted:Thanks for the totally unrelated anecdote I guess? It's pretty normal for people to start dating young that are near in age and eventually get married. It is not normal for a 36 year old man to be talking about marrying a girl who was underage when they met and is "totally matured now." I might just be being an elitist coastal liberal here but that sounds pretty fundie-normal to me
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Dec 13, 2016 18:33
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That 19-year old is a huge  I guarantee it. Anyone else have dreams that they are in school again, but can't remember the combination to their locker? It happens to me sometimes, and I'm in my mid-30s.
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Nocheez posted:That 19-year old is a huge Yes, all the time.
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Then there's me over here who's had sex a lot and I always have to lie to girls about how much sex I have because it's a lot and they're always asking me and I have to lie and say a smaller number because the actual number of sex I've had is a big number not a small one.
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Yug posted:Then there's me over here who's had sex a lot and I always have to lie to girls about how much sex I have because it's a lot and they're always asking me and I have to lie and say a smaller number because the actual number of sex I've had is a big number not a small one. Do you mention that it's in part because of your huge cock?
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Yug posted:Then there's me over here who's had sex a lot and I always have to lie to girls about how much sex I have because it's a lot and they're always asking me and I have to lie and say a smaller number because the actual number of sex I've had is a big number not a small one. There's nothing cooler than bragging about having sex to strangers on the internet!
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I used to have dreams in high school and college about being in totally different schools with teachers I'd never met and classes I wouldn't remember taking. I'd basically spend the dream faking it while thinking "what the gently caress am I doing here? I don't remember any of these people..." Once I became lucid but before I could seduce one of my classmates I walked into a desk and woke up. clumsy as hell, even in my dreams
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haha does anyone else have this dream where
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I have dreams where I'm fighting and my punches are weak as gently caress and I can't protect myself or my family fuucck
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I dont remember my dreams, but i regularly wake up punching the wall alongside my bed, presumably because i am fighting in a dream.
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I have a dream that one day people will stop making uninteresting posts anout their boring dreams
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I had a dream where I was a dork with a genji av talking mad poo poo in a GBS thread.
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I once had a dream back when I was in HighSchool where me and my friends were in some kind of zombie apocalypse (along with some goth chick who was apparently one of my friends despite not existing) and just when it looked like everything was going to be fine, it turned out she was a witch, she summoned Satan, and we died. It's really sobering to discover that your subconscious is some kind of bargain bin Romero/Shyamalan knockoff.
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I dream of a thread that's not full of everyone's boring rear end dreams.
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settle down, kidsquote:I only date older women (65+) and also am a prostitute for the same age group. quote:Former mechanical engineer here, laid off a while back and while job hunting I've had a lot of time to gently caress about in my basement and build stuff. post your kickstarter 
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Glenn Quebec posted:I have dreams where I'm fighting and my punches are weak as gently caress and I can't protect myself or my family fuucck Buy a dream gun
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Glenn Quebec posted:I have dreams where I'm fighting and my punches are weak as gently caress and I can't protect myself or my family fuucck same but I can't get there in time, running too sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Once I got in a fight in a dream and started choking the guy, but I woke up because I had my hands wrapped around my own neck and I couldn't breath
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I have dreams where I am Goku. Those confessions are pretty cool and I am happy for both of you.
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Apropos of nothing, STDs are a huge issue in nursing homes.
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loquacius posted:
I watch the opening credits to Midnight Cowboy sometimes 3 times in a row after a bad day at work.
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Is it too late to say that dream confessions are boring, or has that SA cred gravy train left the station?
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Apropos of nothing, STDs are a huge issue in nursing homes.
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Glenn Quebec posted:I have dreams where I'm fighting and my punches are weak as gently caress and I can't protect myself or my family fuucck I used to have that dream weekly, it really sucks.
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Lol that 19yr old is gunna get stuffed full of hot young dick at college regardless of you
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Holy poo poo the fetishist engineer had me rolling oh god oh please make a burner account and post it in diy, it will be such fun, like dildomancer's thread a while back
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@ old lady slayer: how is the sex? are you slamming a semi into wrinkly hairy folds or do these ladies know how to bone?
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Glenn Quebec posted:I have dreams where I'm fighting and my punches are weak as gently caress and I can't protect myself or my family fuucck I do this also, of course i also have dreams were I stab and strangle people. Maybe I should let my shrink now about this?
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quote:Been married for like 5 years or so. I can say for maybe....6 months of the last year, and not consecutively, my wife is the last person ive slept with. Even right now, she isnt the last person. No offense dude but if you're cucking your wife that consistently I can't really blame her for being suspicious, even if she doesn't have much to go on with this particular girl. quote:If you met me you'd probably assume I was a well adjusted person. But the reality is I've poisoned all my previous friendships and it's been at least 10 years since I've had sex. Right now I have no friends and no prospects. You can always fix it. If therapy isn't working, I'd say find a different therapist, possibly one who could help you explore options involving both medication and therapy simultaneously if they think that'll help. It's never too late to change.
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Kind of unrelated but I dunno why guys have such issues about talking about other women candidly in front of the woman who's supposed to be their best friend and mate for life. If a woman came on to me I'd probably tell my wife about it later and we'd have a good laugh. Also poisoned friendships goon, where and how did you gently caress up. spill the beans friend, it's anonymous after all
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Sex dungeon engineer guy: sounds rad as hell, post pics. Also, do you do commissions? Cheating dude: She knows you're messing around with other women, she just doesn't have any proof. Shifty gimbal fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Dec 14, 2016 |
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"i've never tried medication but i know it won't work despite a hundred years of modern medical evidence to the contrary"
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you irl posted:"i've never tried medication but i know it won't work despite a hundred years of modern medical evidence to the contrary" Maybe Dr. Thurston's Revitalizing Mind Tincture would work better. Restore balance to the humors and reinvigorate his mental sharpness and acuity. One for 25 cents or three for a dollar!
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