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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


STAC Goat posted:

Isn't Battle:LA just the Asylum ripoff of Battleship? It should get a pass for already being an intentional ripoff.

The rip off of Battle:LA was Skyline. The directors got in trouble because the studio behind Battle:LA hired the effects shop they run and claimed they used money and time they were supposed to be using on Battle:LA for Skyline.

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

muscles like this! posted:

The rip off of Battle:LA was Skyline. The directors got in trouble because the studio behind Battle:LA hired the effects shop they run and claimed they used money and time they were supposed to be using on Battle:LA for Skyline.

gently caress me, I was trying to remember what that dog turd of a movie was called

ixnay
Jun 11, 2002

rainbow dash why are you making such a cool face?!

Sir Lemming posted:

OK honestly that's pretty drat clever.

When the "family" reunites then we can get the ninth movie: The Family Of The Furious.

Personally I'm holding out for Fast Ten Your Seatbelt

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

ixnay posted:

Personally I'm holding out for Fast Ten Your Seatbelt

Boooo!

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Shneak posted:

It looks like the cover of every war shooter game.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I love Darksiders! :haw:

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

jisforjosh posted:

Nope, Battle: LA is a SciFi alien invasion film.

American Warships was the Asylum rip off of Battleship

Edit: beaten

American Warships actually had a better script than Battleship too Not that that's really a high bar

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Triforce for no reason.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010













DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Resident evil, now featuring games of thrones and new black oranges, like the kids like these days.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

DeimosRising posted:

Resident evil, now featuring games of thrones and new black oranges, like the kids like these days.

I'm pretty sure Iain Glen has been in one of the earlier movies as well, before GoT happened. I think he died in it, too, but since when has that ever stopped this franchise.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Perestroika posted:

I'm pretty sure Iain Glen has been in one of the earlier movies as well, before GoT happened. I think he died in it, too, but since when has that ever stopped this franchise.

Yes, he was the scientist in The One In The Desert.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Have they become self-aware about Transformers' heroic bloodlust?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Have they become self-aware about Transformers' heroic bloodlust?

Probably not

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Perestroika posted:

I'm pretty sure Iain Glen has been in one of the earlier movies as well, before GoT happened. I think he died in it, too, but since when has that ever stopped this franchise.

Wasn't the fifth movie set in the lab where they make infinite clones of all the characters?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

DeimosRising posted:

Resident evil, now featuring games of thrones and new black oranges, like the kids like these days.

also including Ali Larter, whom the kids don't know and the parents say "I was wondering what happened to her. I just realized it's been a long time since Heroes."

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I will just continue to be positive and assume Jovovich is lactating in those posters. Wait, that sounds wrong...

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!


RWBY got weird.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

jisforjosh posted:

Nope, Battle: LA is a SciFi alien invasion film.

American Warships was the Asylum rip off of Battleship

Edit: beaten

You'll never convince me Battle: LA and Battleship aren't the same setting tho.

THEY CAME FOR EARTH'S MOST PRECIOUS RESOURCE..... HYDROGEN DIOXIDE

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:

You'll never convince me Battle: LA and Battleship aren't the same setting tho.

THEY CAME FOR EARTH'S MOST PRECIOUS RESOURCE..... HYDROGEN DIOXIDE

In Battleship the aliens came because we contacted them. They just happen to be nautical.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:

You'll never convince me Battle: LA and Battleship aren't the same setting tho.

THEY CAME FOR EARTH'S MOST PRECIOUS RESOURCE..... HYDROGEN DIOXIDE

This plot line always kills me, because Eruopa has 2 to 3 times more water in volume than Earth does. Probably far less polluted as well.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I had to look up Ruby Rose because I'd never heard of her before.

Uhh... I am in love :swoon:

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:

You'll never convince me Battle: LA and Battleship aren't the same setting tho.

THEY CAME FOR EARTH'S MOST PRECIOUS RESOURCE..... HYDROGEN DIOXIDE

I haven't seen either of these movies (because I was too busy studying Chemistry, apparently), but do you mean dihydrogen monoxide?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

GrandpaPants posted:

I haven't seen either of these movies (because I was too busy studying Chemistry, apparently), but do you mean dihydrogen monoxide?

It's the world's deadliest poison! Did you know it's a leading cause of drowning fatalities?

PenguinKnight
Apr 6, 2009


why does Optimus(?) have kitty-cat ears :confused:

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Know your audience.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Waffleman_ posted:

It's the world's deadliest poison! Did you know it's a leading cause of drowning fatalities?

100% of the people who consume it die.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

FreudianSlippers posted:

100% of the people who consume it die.

100% of people who DON'T consume it die!

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

100% of people die.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

FreudianSlippers posted:

100% of the people who consume it die.

Don't you know, dihydrogen monoxide's already inside you?!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

FreudianSlippers posted:

100% of people die.

Not me, pal. I'm gonna live forever.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

PenguinKnight posted:

why does Optimus(?) have kitty-cat ears :confused:

Those are Batman ears

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

PenguinKnight posted:

why does Optimus(?) have kitty-cat ears :confused:

The new movie is adapting the beast wars universe but they were afraid of harambe jokes so they're making him a lion.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Peanut President posted:

The new movie is adapting the beast wars universe but they were afraid of harambe jokes so they're making him a lion.

We needed a new version of this anyway.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

The MSJ posted:

In Battleship the aliens came because we contacted them. They just happen to be nautical.

Yeah, Battleship had a pretty neat implication going on that the aliens actually came in peace. But then their actual ambassadorial ship got damaged and the human's first reaction was to start shooting, so everything spiraled out into war in a hurry.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Honestly, if Ruby Rose hadn't appeared in a Resident Evil movie before the franchise ended it would have felt wrong somehow. She's basically a hardcore RE fan's dream come true.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Inzombiac posted:

I had to look up Ruby Rose because I'd never heard of her before.

Uhh... I am in love :swoon:

Holy poo poo! Meg is out of development hell!?!

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

STAC Goat posted:

Honestly, if Ruby Rose hadn't appeared in a Resident Evil movie before the franchise ended it would have felt wrong somehow. She's basically a hardcore RE fan's dream come true.
How? Is she just a good fit for the (movie) series, or what?

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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Are they just throwing in CGI characters now?

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