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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Avshalom posted:

my job sucks and so i get high. i drew eyebrows on vanya and now he's refusing to sit still for a photo. life is fickle, and cruel
should've drawn an unibrow :colbert:

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Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Hello!

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Badger of Basra posted:

He's a fuckin neolib op

*sinks vowels* as is the traitor bernard sanders

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Spaced God posted:

Man I dunno if that's possible space is awe--


I'll be over there if you need me.

nasa fuckin sucks dude

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Badger of Basra posted:

yes but they themselves don't matter, it's all symbolic now

symbols matter deeply

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

merry exmarx posted:

nasa fuckin sucks dude

good news, all of their climate research is about to be abruptly killed off

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Strikers are well-known for having no children of their own

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/mattbruenig/status/808887234132905984

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i despise the flesh of SIN

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Perry failed the unit on sausage meats.

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

https://twitter.com/guardianworld/status/808913400000643072

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i'm a dictator

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

Avshalom posted:

i'm a dictator

If you can stomach the brutal repression and shield yourself from assassination it sounds like a pretty sweet gig

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

the paradigm shift posted:

If you can stomach the brutal repression and shield yourself from assassination it sounds like a pretty sweet gig
let me explain to you how it works. i consume people, and they form a democratic government within my stomach, but still my acids scald and chew them, still i can poo poo them out any time so they'd better loving pull their heads in ey

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Avshalom posted:

let me explain to you how it works. i consume people, and they form a democratic government within my stomach, but still my acids scald and chew them, still i can poo poo them out any time so they'd better loving pull their heads in ey

This revelation would make Shakespeare's Julius Caesar a lot wilder

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i am as large as the moon

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Avshalom posted:

i am as large as the moon

That would also make Shakespeare more interesting

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
once i sailed a mighty ship but i shoved it up my rear end where someday even light must go

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
these are my philosophies, and my legends of creation

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Avshalom posted:

once i sailed a mighty ship but i shoved it up my rear end where someday even light must go

Could it still float

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

https://twitter.com/AP/status/808965619555205120
It's been kinda ridiculous all night with a ceasefire being declared and then almost immediately breaking down again while everyone points fingers at each other. The regime is blaming Iran, Russia is blaming the rebels, the rebels are blaming the regime and russia, Turkey is blaming the regime and the rebels. It's a worse mess than the siege

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
yes

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


"Good."

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

merry exmarx posted:

nasa fuckin sucks dude

it's going to suck

favorite target of penny pinching right wingiers

Red and Black
Sep 5, 2011

Mustached Demon posted:

Jill Steins a bigger attention seeking narcissist than Donald loving Trump.
Lol this forum's hate boner for Jill Stein is so stupid

Mixodorian
Jan 26, 2009
YO

I've been watching old 80's David Letterman videos as an a/v relaxer before bed.

In a late 1989 episode, he was speaking about Iran regaining access to their funds that had been sanctioned.

One of his jokes for what Iran will do with the newly regained money is:
"Develop an untippable coffin"

Do any of y'all know what this is referring to? I've tried googling everything imaginable, and the handful of Iranian people I am close with don't know either.

Apologies for the formatting but I don't want my post being overlook since I don't have a user pic.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.


probably this

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
Mourners knocked Ayatollah Khomeini's body out of his coffin during his funeral procession. I just googled "coffin tipped over iran 1989".

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Chomskyan posted:

Lol this forum's hate boner for Jill Stein is so stupid

My hate boner will crush you like hydraulic press crushes rock.

Mixodorian
Jan 26, 2009

Cease to Hope posted:

Mourners knocked Ayatollah Khomeini's body out of his coffin during his funeral procession. I just googled "coffin tipped over iran 1989".

Man I tried googling almost every combination I could come up with of what you searched. Good looks my 2 D&D posters. Thanks.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Schizotek posted:

RIP redtext. You will be missed.


e: ^^ How much of the Assad dynasty is still alive and kicking? It's not like the dentist weasel was a particularly important or charismatic person before getting coronated.

i am guessing you are still a real bad poster anyways

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Mustached Demon posted:

Perry failed the unit on sausage meats.

He had difficulty keeping abreast of the assignments, he didn't realize what was at steak.

Mustached Demon posted:

My hate boner will crush you like hydraulic press crushes rock.

No shipping

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


When I was serving in '97 we got Viva and this was on all the time but also Das Bo's seminal hit Türlich, Türlich.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

To be fair, my burning contempt for Jill Stein comes from her enabling of pseudoscience bullshit that goes against everything me, as a scientist, stands for. Bonus points for the pseudoscience woooloolooo actively hurting people at the benefit of snake oil salesmen.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Gin and Juche posted:

He had difficulty keeping abreast of the assignments, he didn't realize what was at steak.


No shipping

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Mustached Demon posted:

My hate boner will crush you like hydraulic press crushes rock.

Rock, hateboner, hydraulic press is the most exciting new twist on Rock Paper Scissors.

Snap poll: when you play RPS is it

(A) "Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!"

Or just

(B) "Rock, paper, scissors!"

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Pirate Radar posted:

Rock, hateboner, hydraulic press is the most exciting new twist on Rock Paper Scissors.

Snap poll: when you play RPS is it

(A) "Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!"

Or just

(B) "Rock, paper, scissors!"
it's "blyat, off you gently caress"

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Cease to Hope posted:

Mourners knocked Ayatollah Khomeini's body out of his coffin during his funeral procession. I just googled "coffin tipped over iran 1989".

They still keep his coffin out in the open. It's weird.

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