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mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
The comments on that one are horrific, just a bunch of idiots who don't see a problem given she didn't know.

HE KNEW. That fucker kept it from her for a year and would've done forever if he could've.

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Why would they break up if they aren't having kids? You never tell anyone, ignore the father you're both already ignoring, life goes on and you forget.

mfcrocker posted:

HE KNEW. That fucker kept it from her for a year and would've done forever if he could've.

This is supremely hosed up.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Why the gently caress would they break up if they aren't having kids? No one will have any clue...

Keeping a huge secret like that from your partner is incredibly hosed up. like entirely regardless of the kids issue, she clearly is repulsed by incest and he deliberately allowed her to stay in an incestuous relationship without her knowledge for over a year.

it would be one thing if the dude had found out, told her, and then tried to work through it with her somehow. but keeping it secret so that she stays with him and eventually finds out through someone else, thats really gross.

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
I mean, in my book keeping a secret that big that would've stopped the relationship happening is a violation of consent

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
It's a pretty weird one. I don't know why he'd *admit* he knew, seems like one I'd either tell right away or take to the grave. I don't think their shared chromosomes should affect their child-free relationship.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

I don't think their shared chromosomes should affect their child-free relationship.

incest is a huge taboo in many cultures and a lot of people care a lot about whether they are committing it or not even if they don't plan on having kids. like mfcrocker says, it's a violation of consent. if she wouldn't want to be in a sexual relationship with her brother - kids or otherwise - thats entirely up to her, and keeping that information from her is basically forcing her into a relationship on false pretenses, without her knowledge.

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

you're right hes a rapist, somebody charge him

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

This quote from the OP in the comments made me laugh:

quote:

We both made the decision to my childfree way before we even met one another. Since we both had a dad that had a history of addiction issues, we didn't want to risk passing that on genetically. We just ... didn't know it was the same dad.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

mfcrocker posted:

The comments on that one are horrific, just a bunch of idiots who don't see a problem given she didn't know.

HE KNEW. That fucker kept it from her for a year and would've done forever if he could've.

I agree that it's a violation of consent. A dude knowingly hosed his sister, while she didn't know. That is outrageous and frankly should be criminal, if it isn't already.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
imo the dungeon master for their D&D group should work in a plot about their characters discovering that they have the same secret dad as well.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

WampaLord posted:

This quote from the OP in the comments made me laugh:
haha

"wow my dad has haemophilia and klinefelter syndrome as well, we have so much in common!"

edit: oh poo poo

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

I don't think their shared chromosomes should affect their child-free relationship.

There's this idea that incest taboo is about genetics, when in reality, biologically, inbreeding can be good or bad. Things aren't good or bad depending on the degree to which they'd produce some sort of ubermensch superchild. Seriously, what is wrong with people? There are plenty of fish in the sea who aren't your immediate loving family.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

haha

"wow my dad has haemophilia and klinefelter syndrome as well, we have so much in common!"

edit: oh poo poo

wow that was fast

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

haha

"wow my dad has haemophilia and klinefelter syndrome as well, we have so much in common!"

edit: oh poo poo

Wait, seriously? Because Kleinfelter causes sterility :raise:

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I actually did not know you even could red-text a mod

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Pick posted:

immediate loving family.

Intentional?

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

loquacius posted:

I actually did not know you even could red-text a mod

You can do it to Lowtax if you want, just mods/admins get free changes so it's basically donating :10bux:

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Pick posted:

There's this idea that incest taboo is about genetics, when in reality, biologically, inbreeding can be good or bad. Things aren't good or bad depending on the degree to which they'd produce some sort of ubermensch superchild. Seriously, what is wrong with people? There are plenty of fish in the sea who aren't your immediate loving family.
This is the exact opposite of what I'm saying - my point is the genetics don't matter. I would be weirded out by someone dating an adopted sibling for the same reason I'm not weirded out here - these people weren't raised as siblings and didn't at any point live as family. The type of bond they have is what's important, and for them, it's always been romantic. The reason I bring up genetics is purely because it still is a big concern if they want to have kids.

Agreed that hiding it is hosed up, she should have had a chance to say no immediately.

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich

extra row of teeth posted:

I'm just picturing that old "bop it! Twist it! Squeeze it" 90s commercial tune overlaying a desperate girlfriend running around and sneakily using it like a bottle of booze

But yeah, there's no way that's not an euphemism for something unless she is severely autistic. I think vibrator is the right call, insecure and/or babydicked men can get really mad at them. I guess it's the male equivalent of the girl who thinks looking at a porn clip is cheating :shrug:

What an utterly bizarre post,you're kinda nutty.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

mfcrocker posted:

You can do it to Lowtax if you want, just mods/admins get free changes so it's basically donating :10bux:

then I'm surprised people don't do it more often really

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

The reason I bring up genetics is purely because it still is a big concern if they want to have kids.

sure but you are also asking "why would they break up if they don't want kids?". and the answer is that the year long deception is more than enough reason, that itself is incredibly hosed up, genetics aren't even relevant really.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Earwicker posted:

sure but you are also asking "why would they break up if they don't want kids?". and the answer is that the year long deception is more than enough reason, that itself is incredibly hosed up, genetics aren't even relevant really.
If that ends up being why they break up, then I get it, you're right. Reading that OP, it doesn't seem like it's her primary concern about the whole thing, but I'm sure she's in shock.

mfcrocker posted:

You can do it to Lowtax if you want, just mods/admins get free changes so it's basically donating :10bux:
lol I'll be a good sport and keep it for awhile, someone can have their :10bux: worth

Jeffrey of YOSPOS fucked around with this message at 18:02 on Dec 14, 2016

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Mameluke posted:

It's Nanking, 1944. You're spreadeagled over a bed of growing young bamboo, but the greatest torture is the young Japanese officer who keeps sending unescorted Settlers off to where you just saw a Barbarian two turns ago.

insufficient guns
May 4, 2009

personally, I would
like to fuck Wall-E

  :h: :roboluv: :h:
I(22F) found leggings in my house that look brand new but I didn't buy them and I'm not sure if my husband(23M) is cheating? (Married 2 years)

quote:

Okay so I feel like this is a really paranoid/weird post but... the other day I did a bunch of laundry that were clothes lying around the house and when I was putting them away I found two pairs of black leggings from forever 21 that looked brand new but had the tag cut off. Normally with mine I cut the whole tag on the back that's usually left there but these had them. So I confronted my husband because I KNOW I didn't buy them.

He said he didn't know where they came from and just blew it off but got annoyed when I kept asking. So I just assumed I bought it the week before when I got gray leggings. But here's the thing, the grey leggings I bought were different and had a thicker waistband, and so did all the ones at the forever 21 I went to, so I double checked today and I couldn't have bought them there. I looked at my bank statements and I haven't made purchases at forever 21 in a while.

But how would I not know I had fresh new ones, mine get holes in them pretty frequently, so I often get new ones and remember because wearing fresh new ones is more comfortable.
I just have no idea. It wouldn't make sense for this to be a girl he could be cheating with because why would she leave 2 pairs there? She wouldn't just leave without pants? I also wear these kind all the time. Also when he's home alone I come home randomly throughout the day to get food and stuff so he wouldn't be dumb to have another girl there.

I know this is random but his "down there" area has smelled different lately but he also works a lot. He's never been the type to cheat (except once in high school to a girl who was emotionally abusive, not that that's an excuse) and he's always been loyal and faithful, when other girls flirt with him he puts them in his place.

I don't really feel like he's cheating but I don't know what's going on? I fee like I'm losing it. I remember other things but not buying them. The only mental health issues I have are OCD/anxiety and mild depression. So the possibility that I'm losing my mind freaks me out even more.

Tl;dr; I found random pairs of leggings that I have no recollection of me buying. I'm not sure if husbands cheating or I'm seriously tripping?

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
^that is some serious self convincing. He's totally cheating

What in the hell. I was actually tempted to post unwitting brotherfucker story because seriously what the gently caress. I'm glad the comments are supportive of her but holy hell it is loving weird. That was definitely not okay for him to do. The fact he wasn't instantly grossed out is even weirder.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

insufficient guns posted:

I(22F) found leggings in my house that look brand new but I didn't buy them and I'm not sure if my husband(23M) is cheating? (Married 2 years)

hot take, husband is crossdressing

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

insufficient guns posted:

I(22F) found leggings in my house that look brand new but I didn't buy them and I'm not sure if my husband(23M) is cheating? (Married 2 years)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDgTRY9vGCM

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

insufficient guns posted:

I(22F) found leggings in my house that look brand new but I didn't buy them and I'm not sure if my husband(23M) is cheating? (Married 2 years)

Gee why would new items you don't recognize show up in your house around mid-December?

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

insufficient guns posted:

I(22F) found leggings in my house that look brand new but I didn't buy them and I'm not sure if my husband(23M) is cheating? (Married 2 years)

Three Patrick Bateman-esque paragraphs on the qualities of Fovever 21 leggings and a brief callout to smell yo dick

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


Oh please
won't you tell me
that you'll come home more quick

And please
Won't you tell me
You'll let me smell yo dick

I wanna smell yo diiiiick
I wanna smell yo dick

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

54 40 or gently caress posted:

^that is some serious self convincing. He's totally cheating

or she just bought some leggings a while ago and forgot about them

Lets Pickle
Jul 9, 2007


This was the first thing I thought of too.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014


this was also my first thought

suspicious dick smell? :sever:

Tiny Deer
Jan 16, 2012

"Well, I've already been banging my half-sister for a year, and she doesn't know, soooooooooo..."

- apparent the thought process of a sister-fucker

I admire his sister's inhuman levels of restraint in not ripping his dick off with her bare hands and throwing it into the ocean.

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:
Should I [30M] give my gf[22F] a chance after cheating?

quote:

My gf of 2 years posted online for a roleplay a few weeks back while I was away, basically asking other people to tell her humiliating sexual things to do.

Some background: A few months ago she found out that I was talking with girls on a dating site, just some flirting. I'd plan dates with them but never follow through (never intended to either, just enjoyed planning them). She confronted me about it and I told her I never saw any of these girls. To make her feel better I set my status to 'Seeing Someone' and she seemed to let it go.

As far as I can say she had never cheated (as in sex or dating) on me with anyone before, even while I was away for three months. Now except for this one time online post she didn't repeat the behavior. When I confronted her about it, she denied it at first but then fessed up. She says she imagined me the whole time and she really loves me.

When I confronted her about it, she seemed frozen, when I walked out , she followed me asking if there was anything she could do. Then she said she'd break up with me to give me space. We haven't spoken since yesterday

I love this girl and was almost ready to marry her. Should I give her another chance? What about downgrading our relationship to just friends and talk it over?

tl;dr; GF posted online for humiliation instructions, doesn't seem to have done anything else. Lied when asked about it. Should I continue or talk to her?

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Always with the age difference.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

quote:

I was talking with girls on a dating site, just some flirting. I'd plan dates with them but never follow through (never intended to either, just enjoyed planning them).

:nallears:

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

My significant other is a poo poo person who does the same lovely things to me that I do to them. Should I :sever: my head?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

What she did is actually further away from cheating than what he did and also it's kind of lovely that he kept standing up random girls

In short, he should take her back, in large part because I bet she does crazy poo poo in bed

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
humiliation instructions: come post in gbs

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