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McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
I don't remember what I did with the receipt with the tracking number, but I'm pretty sure my gift should have arrived by now.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Told girlfriend to open the box because she was getting curious

It made her scream and start shouting "Did you piss off a loving serial killer?! Is this some Dexter poo poo!?" at me over the phone




Well played, Santa (She didn't find anything with a name on it)

I'm still laughing

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Booblord Zagats posted:

Told girlfriend to open the box because she was getting curious

It made her scream and start shouting "Did you piss off a loving serial killer?! Is this some Dexter poo poo!?" at me over the phone




Well played, Santa (She didn't find anything with a name on it)

I'm still laughing

Hahahahaha. Why the gently caress is that thing so goddamn orange!?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Amazing

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Booblord Zagats posted:

Told girlfriend to open the box because she was getting curious

It made her scream and start shouting "Did you piss off a loving serial killer?! Is this some Dexter poo poo!?" at me over the phone




Well played, Santa (She didn't find anything with a name on it)

I'm still laughing

:five:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Hail Santa

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
How many cans of orange spraypaint did you use to to kill that squirrel?

Also squirrel is one of the greatest words to try to get a non-native english speaker to pronounce.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Mr. Nice! posted:

How many cans of orange spraypaint did you use to to kill that squirrel?

Also squirrel is one of the greatest words to try to get a non-native english speaker to pronounce.

I prefer almost any native American place name in Washington state

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Booblord Zagats posted:

Told girlfriend to open the box because she was getting curious

It made her scream and start shouting "Did you piss off a loving serial killer?! Is this some Dexter poo poo!?" at me over the phone




Well played, Santa (She didn't find anything with a name on it)

I'm still laughing

lol

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
ORANGE you glad it's Christmas???

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Ice Cream Barbara posted:

ORANGE you glad it's Christmas???

You're a goddamed evil genius. I have a feeling whatever you were hoping it would get me to react it performed a million times over expectations. My GF sounded genuinely terrified, then disgusted and then amused. Some solid work man

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Pesticide20 posted:

I prefer almost any native American place name in Washington state

I still giggle at tillicum.

bengy81
May 8, 2010
I wasn't going to out myself, but your GF didn't post the little dude at his "best" angle.




Also, I just roasted that coffee on Thursday so its pretty fresh, I would give the GF permission to crack into it if you aren't going to be back in the next few days. OBV, it will still be good next week, but its best within a few days of roasting. No pubes or cum in it, I promise!

bengy81 fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Dec 14, 2016

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

That is loving frightening

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

That is loving awesome

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Jesus

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

That is loving frightening

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Naked Bear posted:

Jesus wept

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

bengy81 posted:

I wasn't going to out myself, but your GF didn't post the little dude at his "best" angle.




Also, I just roasted that coffee on Thursday so its pretty fresh, I would give the GF permission to crack into it if you aren't going to be back in the next few days. OBV, it will still be good next week, but its best within a few days of roasting. No pubes or cum in it, I promise!

:wtc:

Helldump Immunity
Sep 11, 2001

pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days
:woop: Got two sick gifts including a piece of alcohol paraphernalia I've never seen. Trip report tomorrow.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I guess I'll out myself early because Jesus Christ, shipping to new Zealand is expensive. Package was originally 3 lbs 12 oz and it was gonna be $55 to ship :catstare:

I cut it down a bit, but it'll be there within 10 days

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

bengy81 posted:

I wasn't going to out myself, but your GF didn't post the little dude at his "best" angle.




Also, I just roasted that coffee on Thursday so its pretty fresh, I would give the GF permission to crack into it if you aren't going to be back in the next few days. OBV, it will still be good next week, but its best within a few days of roasting. No pubes or cum in it, I promise!

this squirrel is packin

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi


He isn't very good at hiding nuts. That's probably why he's dead now.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Slim Pickens posted:

I guess I'll out myself early because Jesus Christ, shipping to new Zealand is expensive. Package was originally 3 lbs 12 oz and it was gonna be $55 to ship :catstare:

I cut it down a bit, but it'll be there within 10 days

yeah the poo poo i sent holly boops cost maybe 20 bucks and shipping was well over three times that


speaking of bloops did you try that sauce yet

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
If it's the same sauce I got, it's loving baller with pulled pork.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

bengy81 posted:

I wasn't going to out myself, but your GF didn't post the little dude at his "best" angle.




Also, I just roasted that coffee on Thursday so its pretty fresh, I would give the GF permission to crack into it if you aren't going to be back in the next few days. OBV, it will still be good next week, but its best within a few days of roasting. No pubes or cum in it, I promise!

Woke up this morning, still laughing about it. You did good man. Real good.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Two Finger posted:

yeah the poo poo i sent holly boops cost maybe 20 bucks and shipping was well over three times that


speaking of bloops did you try that sauce yet

Not yet! I've been living on a steady diet of pot roast and delivery food for the past week.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

holocaust bloopers posted:

Not yet! I've been living on a steady diet of pot roast and delivery food for the past week.

Which reminds me, get a chance to try any of the Mexican poo poo that i sent you?

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

My goofy gift is away

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Every day I get home and realize I still haven't mailed the drat thing

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

M_Gargantua posted:

Every day I get home and realize I still haven't mailed the drat thing

Rude

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
I mailed mine today don't be a gr*nch

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Booblord Zagats posted:

Which reminds me, get a chance to try any of the Mexican poo poo that i sent you?

Yea actually! I use the hot sauces in pot roasts. It's loving legit. I forget what my favorite one is.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

My other stuff should get here today which means it's going go out tomorrow.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
Just dropped off my package, the contents *probably* aren't considered illegal. My victim Secret Santa should get it by Friday.

bengy81
May 8, 2010

Booblord Zagats posted:

Woke up this morning, still laughing about it. You did good man. Real good.

You should probably put that thing in little booblads room...



so that its staring at him...




while he sleeps...



:q:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

bengy81 posted:

You should probably put that thing in little booblads room...



so that its staring at him...




while he sleeps...



:q:

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Welp! It did not arrive today. Maybe tomorrow. gently caress, well. Gives me time to gather up the other stuff I needed to send off.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

bengy81 posted:

You should probably put that thing in little booblads room...



so that its staring at him...




while he sleeps...



:q:

I've already been ordered to keep it in the guest room closet lol

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
There are EPA laws concerning what I am making for my SS :3:

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