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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Oh, I was having the most wonderful dream. I had a hat and a tie with no pants on. Boardroom Jimmy! Hide your shame!
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The Nastier Nate posted:Don't you hate pants? Years of buying pants for two active goons and a full-seated shitposter has given me a sixth sense for shoddy stitching. Which these jeans have in spades.
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Dec 14, 2016 19:43
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DizzyBum posted:Boardroom Jimmy! Hide your shame! Hoist your flag, Dizzy.
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Dec 14, 2016 21:26
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Oh, I was having the most wonderful dream. I had a hat and a tie with no pants on. I'm sorry we were talking about chocolate?
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Dec 14, 2016 21:51
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Oh, I was having the most wonderful dream. I had a hat and a tie with no pants on. Suspect is hatless, I repeat, hatless.
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Dec 14, 2016 22:00
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Suspect is hatless, I repeat, hatless. Here's a Forum Rule from 1834: "It's unlawful for a goon to be hatless during daylight hours."
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Dec 14, 2016 22:16
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simble posted:I'm sorry we were talking about chocolate? That was ten minutes ago! 
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Dec 14, 2016 22:32
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York_M_Chan posted:Here's a Forum Rule from 1834: There's also a law requiring ducks to wear long pants.
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Dec 14, 2016 22:36
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Oh, I was having the most wonderful dream. I had a hat and a tie with no pants on. Hey Ham-my, I can see your doodle! 
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Dec 14, 2016 23:55
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Oh, I was having the most wonderful dream. I had a hat and a tie with no pants on. I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone! There were all these guys in red pajamas sticking pitchforks in my butt!
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Dec 15, 2016 00:14
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DizzyBum posted:Boardroom Jimmy! Hide your shame! Neddy Seagoon posted:Hey Ham-my, I can see your doodle! Ach! 'Tis no more than what God gave me, ya Puritan pukes! 
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Dec 15, 2016 00:37
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IMJack posted:I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone! There were all these guys in red pajamas sticking pitchforks in my butt! 
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Dec 15, 2016 00:45
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Mister Kingdom?! YOU'RE the devil?!
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Jerusalem posted:Ach! 'Tis no more than what God gave me, ya Puritan pukes! Why should the race always be to the swift, or the jumble to the quick-witted? Should they be allowed to win merely because of the gifts God gave them? Well, I say cheating is the gift man gives himself!
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DizzyBum posted:Mister Kingdom?! YOU'RE the devil?! Heh, it's always the one you least suspect.
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Class3KillStorm posted:Why should the race always be to the swift, or the jumble to the quick-witted? Should they be allowed to win merely because of the gifts God gave them? Well, I say cheating is the gift man gives himself! Hmmm, your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. But I think we have to go on quoting anyway.
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Dec 15, 2016 01:11
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Class3KillStorm posted:Why should the race always be to the swift, or the jumble to the quick-witted? Should they be allowed to win merely because of the gifts God gave them? Well, I say cheating is the gift man gives himself! Now imagine you wanted those snacks all the way over there on the other end of the table....
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DizzyBum posted:Mister Kingdom?! YOU'RE the devil?! No, I'M the head vampire!
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Jerusalem posted:Now imagine you wanted those snacks all the way over there on the other end of the table.... Why, you'd have to get up!
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Class3KillStorm posted:Why, you'd have to get up! No not THOSE peanuts! The ones at the bottom of the bowl.... 
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simble posted:No, I'M the head vampire! It's about a dude who drives a school bus by day, but by night, fights vampires in a post-apocalyptic war zone!
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Dec 15, 2016 09:33
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Pikavangelist posted:It's about a dude who drives a school bus by day, but by night, fights vampires in a post-apocalyptic war zone!  Die you chalk-faced Goons!
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Dec 15, 2016 09:35
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Pikavangelist posted:It's about a dude who drives a school bus by day, but by night, fights vampires in a post-apocalyptic war zone! I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus"!
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Pikavangelist posted:It's about a dude who drives a school bus by day, but by night, fights vampires in a post-apocalyptic war zone! The Nastier Nate posted:I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus"! This robot, he's got a heartbreaking decision to make about whether his best friend lives ... or dies. ... His best friend's a talking pie!
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Dec 15, 2016 15:45
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York_M_Chan posted:This robot, he's got a heartbreaking decision to make about whether his best friend lives ... or dies. Sold! York_M_Chan, you've done it again! 
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Dec 15, 2016 15:50
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The Nastier Nate posted:I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus"! Oh, you have got to be kidding, sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like! Didn't you think this through? 
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Dec 15, 2016 16:11
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TMMadman posted:Sold! York_M_Chan, you've done it again! Well it wasn't difficult. I just told them who I was and who you were and they couldn't resist. Well. I didn't tell them who you were.
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Dec 15, 2016 16:52
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Zyste posted:Well. I didn't tell them who you were. Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
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Dec 15, 2016 18:15
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Deviant posted:Homer Simpson, smiling politely. "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
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MrSlam posted:"What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?" Should I shoot him gangland style or execution style?
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IMJack posted:Should I shoot him gangland style or execution style? MrSlam IS dead.
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Simpsons Shitposting is the best thing on facebook. https://www.facebook.com/groups/SIMPSONSSHITPOSTING/ https://www.facebook.com/groups/shitpostingsimpsons/   
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Zyste posted:MrSlam IS dead. MrSlam or Slammy as he liked to be called
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Chromatic posted:Simpsons Shitposting is the best thing on facebook. Can we get some of those ironic meta-quoting links that are like DOUBLE ironic meta-quoting links? 
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Dec 15, 2016 23:32
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Jerusalem posted:Can we get some of those ironic meta-quoting links that are like DOUBLE ironic meta-quoting links? I ordered a double double, but they gave me the double double double double.
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Dec 16, 2016 01:50
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Chromatic posted:Simpsons Shitposting is the best thing on facebook.  
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Jerusalem posted:Can we get some of those ironic meta-quoting links that are like DOUBLE ironic meta-quoting links? ...are you being sarcastic, dude? 
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Dec 16, 2016 07:52
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After The War posted:...are you being sarcastic, dude? All this time I was smoking harmless tobacco!
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Look, I appreciate a Simpsons Shitpost as much as the next goon, but there is literally no point to this one because they missed the golden opportunity to change LENIN to LEMON. Edit: Did the best I could: 
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