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awesome! great job shabbat goy and nice unboxing i was the fury!
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oh poo poo manifisto dude i totally forgot the dorky letter i wrote to put in your box and flaked out on for some totally unforeseeable reasone "[dated 9 december, 2016] Dear manifisto, May these cool stickers, funny shades, and Swedish wierdoes help you have a merry y o b xmas & a happy y o b new year ! Hope you like bands that want to look like Kraftwerk on their album covers Sincerely, Secret Santa" and you turn it over on the back and it sez 'p s its mrbradlymrmartin' so dont think that i didnt think enough of you to write, just think i didnt think enough of you to mail it srsly tho im glad you dig komeda i totally picked that up because i wanted to listen to a band who told the photographer we dont really care so long as it kinda looks like Computerworld
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 08:06 |
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Hahaha that weed-filled duck. I'm glad you own a record player too! Merry yobmas! |
# ? Dec 14, 2016 11:10 |
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the weed duck |
# ? Dec 14, 2016 13:12 |
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another great set of gifts! you guys are so good at this just wanted to let my secret Santa know that I wore the good bone/health socks last night, and the gloves this morning, and I've never been warmer in my life (seriously, I never buy gloves for myself so this is a big life improvement)
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 14:23 |
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no problem dude, I pretty much figured it out! |
# ? Dec 14, 2016 14:28 |
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Hey everyone, I have a gift of the heart for BYOB. Also because it's an abstract gift I'm declaring that it goes to every santee and even to yobbers who didn't participate I don8ed to MSF/Doctors Without Borders. It's an 8 year xmas tradish for me to donate a large sum to them (and smaller sums to a few other fav charities) and then write/draw/paint cards to my family saying that i did that instead of getting gifts. it's also been a long xmas battle to try to get my parents to do the same for me... So like it or not this year BYOB is being drawn into the mix! Congrats BYOB on being donated in honor of, and also feel free to join me, lord knows it's been a rough couple of years for MSF what with their hospitals being bombed and stuff |
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alnilam posted:Hey everyone, I have a gift of the heart for BYOB. Also because it's an abstract gift I'm declaring that it goes to every santee and even to yobbers who didn't participate thank u buddy, I like it a lot! |
# ? Dec 14, 2016 16:54 |
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it is neat to help people help people
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 17:00 |
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Manifisto posted:no problem dude, I pretty much figured it out!
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 17:01 |
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aw alnilam
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alnilam posted:Hey everyone, I have a gift of the heart for BYOB. Also because it's an abstract gift I'm declaring that it goes to every santee and even to yobbers who didn't participate It's a great organization, and I'm glad you honored us in this way. also: Vynar posted:it is neat to help people help people
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City of Glompton posted:aw alnilam
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 17:16 |
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City of Glompton posted:aw alnilam Very nice |
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it was all i could do to restrain myself from sending cards saying "a donation to the aclu has been made in your honor" to my conservative family members it was, perhaps, not in the spirit of the season
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 17:18 |
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Al, can I haz the receipt for tax purposes |
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FluffieDuckie posted:it was all i could do to restrain myself from sending cards saying "a donation to the aclu has been made in your honor" to my conservative family members I think it's a good idea to throw in on top of a normal gift perhaps. That's what I'm doing at least |
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Piso Mojado posted:Al, can I haz the receipt for tax purposes
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Piso Mojado posted:Al, can I haz the receipt for tax purposes sure I'll write my SSN on it too just to be sure |
# ? Dec 14, 2016 17:28 |
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alnilam posted:sure I'll write my SSN on it too just to be sure could get lost in the mail like the board game I ordered on Amazon as a gift for some friends. Better to just post it.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 17:31 |
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alnilam, this is why you are byob's favorite chicken dad. you're a real good egg and i appreciate you. merry yobmas, my friend. FluffieDuckie posted:it was all i could do to restrain myself from sending cards saying "a donation to the aclu has been made in your honor" to my conservative family members i maybe was not in the spirit of the season and did just that for my in-laws who called me a baby murderer. i'm good with it.
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ladybeard mcflurry posted:alnilam, this is why you are byob's favorite chicken dad. you're a real good egg and i appreciate you. merry yobmas, my friend. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL NAME
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super mario batali posted:WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL NAME i'm a gosh-d*ng pirate now i've been swashing and buckling and people said you can't drive a jolly roger but i did.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 18:53 |
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THE TRACKING UPDATED. TO FRIDAY.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 19:01 |
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FluffieDuckie posted:it was all i could do to restrain myself from sending cards saying "a donation to the aclu has been made in your honor" to my conservative family members gonna do this for my racist grandpa. he'll probably think it's funny
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 19:07 |
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Somebody should get a package today |
# ? Dec 14, 2016 21:33 |
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super mario batali posted:Somebody should get a package today actually something like 20 million people should get a package today |
# ? Dec 14, 2016 21:38 |
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alnilam posted:actually something like 20 million people should get a package today yeah but I mean people that matter (yobbers)
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 21:40 |
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a package came flying through my open window and i caught it before it took out the tea kettle. very clever, mr. ups man, but your days are numbered, sir. i'll get you. i'll give you a nice cup of tea and some warm cookies someday. you motherfucker. i'll make you like those cookies. yes. i opened the box, and a missive written in green sharpie, hastily, with bloodstains and digital sparkling octopodes disguising it as Nothing Important hid in the box, concealing its treasure. i opened the letter, eager for news from the front of liberation, but read only as follows: __ BEGIN TRANSMISSION __ (pg 1) dear friend, the winds of the blue tundra are swift and they are cold. i have been in this bunker for one hundred days now. the screens glow with beauty but not with warmth; their incessant barrage of jingles & cheer do nothing to warm my aching joints. the elves are all dead. when the factory burned & the reindeer killed my wife and burned her as a sacrifice to their red nosed god, the elvenfolk smuggled me away to this place. the few who stayed with me did not die in vain, as their flesh (pg 2) i live a fugitive, but i will keep my promise to you, which i made when you were but a wee lad. the gifts shall always come if you have been good, and in a sea of death you have been a beacon of light. i found this in a burned & hollowed Borders. i think you will find it amusing. i have a few more trinkets which the resistance have sent word about, but their post shall be delayed. i hear the bombs beginning. i must hide. hail to jack frost. stay warm. Santa [tiny hat here] __ END TRANSMISSION __ BUT WHAT HO! a good sign, for it is our prophet Shirley Jackson, author of The Lottery and The Haunting of Hill House, and one of my favorite writers! AND IT'S HER MEMOIR. THANK YOU. i've wanted to read this for a long time and it's good. HAIL SANTA. Randy Travesty fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Dec 14, 2016
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Haha, so a package was waiting for me at my door and immediately upon bringing it in, my cat was hype. I tore one of the flaps off the side and immediately candy started to stream out which is dope because I love to eat candy There was also a card addressed "From: Hammok CAT, TO: Shabbat Goy", which I will open later. There was also a handwritten note: quote:Dear Shabbat Goy, Let's tear into this bad boy... The nugs were dank, my cat is doped up and currently just tearing rear end around the house for no good reason. Outside of the card: Inside the card: 1 million dollars! (Zimbabwe) and a lottery ticket which I have yet to scratch off (but will shortly, I was excited to make a post) And the pièce de résistance: From everyone's favorite Danish toy company "GUDI" it's STAR 星球争霸: CNNTEND FNR HEGEMNNY This collection of gifts is spot on, serious gratitude to super mario batali for putting it all together! Thanks a million! Merry Yobmas one and all. I'm going to drink beers and assemble some GUDIs |
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dang some real gudies in the thread today! |
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shabbat goy posted:Haha, so a package was waiting for me at my door and immediately upon bringing it in, my cat was hype. That really is one million dollars I'll have you know. There is another package that will be shipped soon. edit: I think the bad english on the "legos" is supposed to say "Contend for Hegemony" super mario batali fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Dec 15, 2016 |
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my "meticulous" recordkeeping tells me only 4 santees haven't received their gifts yet. run run mr postman
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 00:28 |
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super mario batali posted:edit: I think the bad english on the "legos" is supposed to say "Contend for Hegemony" which honestly leaves some questions open |
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ladybeard mcflurry posted:a package came flying through my open window and i caught it before it took out the tea kettle. very clever, mr. ups man, but your days are numbered, sir. i'll get you. i'll give you a nice cup of tea and some warm cookies someday. you motherfucker. i'll make you like those cookies. yes. oh my, your santa sounds like he is in trouble! i wonder what other stories you will hear from the liberation front when glad the book was a hit! more things soons!
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 00:32 |
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super mario batali posted:That really is one million dollars I'll have you know. There is another package that will be shipped soon. there's more?! Also my friend told me that 星球争霸 is just "Star Wars" (it literally translates to planet hegemony) so the "Star" in English at the beginning is redundant. He said it can also mean Star Craft like the video game.. |
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shabbat goy posted:there's more?! Yeah something I meant to put in there just came in today |
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the chinese word for planet is literally "star ball" true story |
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