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Wibla
Feb 16, 2011

Rhymenoserous posted:

In my view if you are a corp leader/alliance leader/squad leader/any kind of leader you shouldn't be viewing your membership as a group of people who can further your own personal financial goals. You should be the vehicle that takes them to theirs. I was loving destitute most of the time I spent in an admittedly entirely volunteer leadership role. Why? "You need a ship for tonights fleet? Got you covered. We need fuel? We'll rob my carrier. Need a logistics run? I'll run a chain to lowsec and help ship in ships."


Digging this up all the way back from page 719, quoting because it's the truth.

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Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tindahbawx posted:

Oh god, Paradox owns WoD IP now? I can't wait to see what manner of utter filth modders come up with for that franchise should Paradox ever produce something.

I am holding out a glimmer of hope that they'll let Obsidian make an RPG game like Pillars of Eternity or Tyranny with the IP because even though modders may do something dumb, the base game will be dope.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Syndic Thrass posted:

I'm down for some reasoned discourse on how long it would take to get to England in a canoe, regardless of what the gently caress the motion of the ocean is

Didn't it take like 6 months in a galleon or whatever the gently caress kind of ship the Mayflower was? I would imagine it would take much longer in a canoe.

Landsknecht posted:

I don't know if this really happens that much, go look at the ISRAD forum. A number of people ask really stupid questions, and the people actually responsible for recruitment ask good questions and are usually respectful.

The only threads I can see which got really bad were Dame Death (who tried to fight another player outside of a bar at an eve meet), and that dumb IWI banker who managed to lose a titan 4 hours after being accepted into PL.

The hazing culture was big in goonswarm for a long time, and the bullying is very real for any imagined "enemy" of the directorate - look at what's happened to you. In PL people aren't scared to say anything, as long as you don't bully people within the alliance. A few months ago I got yelled at by a director for being in a nyx while not being in the supercap usergroup; we subsequently made fun of him all night because it turns out that I was in a thanatos-class spacevessel.

The only bad "hazing" (its not even that really) I ever read was the one dude, Tsubutai, that was trying to get into HABIT but had all sorts of issues answering basic questions about his falling out with WAFFLES & Reza and then lied about all of it that prompted Reza to respond to his stuff etc. Then when it came to the A&C, which was just "Make a layered cake with HABIT in the middle, he kept making excuses on why he couldn't do it etc. without even trying. Then when he did try, he half assed it like he did with everything and apparently fed icing to his dog or whatever. He got told no because he was pretty clearly lying about stuff, had a penchant for starting internal slapfights needlessly, and didn't even have the braincells to make a cake for less than $60.

Also, to add to what Xolve said, it didn't help that Tsubutai's only vouch was Nanobot going "he plays Dota well...." when he (Tsubutai) never made any effort to talk to or hang with anyone else from HABIT. Same for Lilith5 when he tried to get into NESW after being trolled out of Waffles and having his ego shot down while in Horde.

Mekchu fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Dec 15, 2016

Xolve
Oct 12, 2012

Well, shoot! We ain't come this far just to dump this thing in the drink. What's the nearest target opportunity?
I don't understand what's so hard to understand about 'if you don't have a vouch- you're not getting in' but people still try anyway- usually to hilarious effect.

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

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Unfunny Poster posted:

Didn't it take like 6 months in a galleon or whatever the gently caress kind of ship the Mayflower was? I would imagine it would take much longer in a canoe.

Syndic didn't specify trans-Atlantic canoeing, so you could cheat and start directly from England. Or Scotland/Germany/Norway or whatever other easymode start. Or Australia if you're crazy/hardcore/unlucky enough to live in Australia.

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

Zephyrine posted:

ISRAD tends to be the exception to everything above. Their recruitment would as far I saw be Eve based with Eve based follow up questions. Then penif no-nonsense commissaring people for smugging or such.


That distinction is sort of part of the problem. Horde are second class citizens. And yes when some PL guy mistreats a horde member. Grath shows up like batman and then both are gone the next moment. Between that there's a lot of "You don't have to interact with horde if you don't want to" A lot of emphasis is put on that PL members don't have to deal with or interact with horde. As opposed to "Get out there and teach them to Eve"

I can't help but draw comparisons to karmafleet where any day 1 snoobie stands on equal footing with a five year Waffe member.


Well I don't like it. To me there are two groups to Eve. "Us" and "them". You take care of your own and treat them with respect. "Them" you destroy if you have the time. Mock them if you're busy. The PL recruitment forum is this bizarre middle ground where "us" and "them" mingle and some of "them" become us. Except first they're treated as "them" for a week or two. It's like goon recruitment scamming except every now and then the victim is recruited as well. Again this is about how things "feel" for me. I'm sure the whole proccess makes 100% sense from an inside frathouse point of view.


NCdot is the last one I had in mind. I meant allies like test, CO2. The whole MBC. This whole middle area where people are allies for one fleet and then targets an hour later. Where NCdot are allies of PL and horde are allies of PL but NCdot camp horde ratters and trash talk horde in local and no one in PL tells them to stop with proper threats of violence. This whole slap & tickle triangle of vague alliances and no commitment.

The imperium had some pretty terrible allies but we took care of our allies because that was our responsibility. All the way until they betrayed us. Then we worked around them to take care of the other allies.

You're doing that thing you did with theta again, but with not-theta this time.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

silentsnack posted:

Syndic didn't specify trans-Atlantic canoeing, so you could cheat and start directly from England. Or Scotland/Germany/Norway or whatever other easymode start. Or Australia if you're crazy/hardcore/unlucky enough to live in Australia.

Fair enough. I presumed he wanted to canoe from Georgia to England. He could just canoe from Ireland to England and call it a day.

SperginMcBadposter posted:

You're doing that thing you did with theta again, but with not-theta this time.

Everyone is the great evil in Zeph's eyes.

vulvamancer
Oct 2, 2006

Yes! It all makes sense! We may be freaks, but we're freaks with teeth, and claws, and magic wands! And together, we can stand up to Farquaad!

Viva Miriya posted:

I'm pretty sure me being let into PL was a penif troll to everyone else in PL and my personality just grew on everyone over time. I get along with most people there for the most part which is a refreshing change and mellowing out over the last year certainly hasn't hurt.

Oddly enough I think this is what happened with Syndic too.

vulvamancer
Oct 2, 2006

Yes! It all makes sense! We may be freaks, but we're freaks with teeth, and claws, and magic wands! And together, we can stand up to Farquaad!

Zephyrine posted:

I hate all the frat boy hazing in the recruitment forums. Where starry eyed new candidates put their whole Eve life on display and then get pounded into the ground and shat on. Then those same broken people return to do the same thing to new candidates a few months later.


As an assthropologist I actually really enjoy reading the PL recruitment forums.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


vulvamancer posted:

Oddly enough I think this is what happened with Syndic too.

Except for the "grew on everyone" part. :v:

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

DisgracelandUSA posted:

Most corporations have required paplinks. But KF aren't second class citizens anymore, that's ASCEE.

its not a caste system though they're just legit bad.

https://zkillboard.com/corporation/98409330/

Normally I don't like to killboard shame because in a lot of ways its dumb. Who cares if you lose ratting ships. That being said you have to go out of your way to have a 25% isk efficiency, especially given how easy it is to whore on kills in the giant nullsec alliance that is goonswarm.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Reverand maynard posted:

you have to go out of your way to have a 25% isk efficiency

Are they a renter corp? I ask because the time they first time joined GSF was when Section 8 was going on (iirc).

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Reverand maynard posted:

its not a caste system though they're just legit bad.

https://zkillboard.com/corporation/98409330/

Normally I don't like to killboard shame because in a lot of ways its dumb. Who cares if you lose ratting ships. That being said you have to go out of your way to have a 25% isk efficiency, especially given how easy it is to whore on kills in the giant nullsec alliance that is goonswarm.

That doesn't say their isk efficency is 25%, it says it's 90.7% (1.5t killed against 150b lost). It says they're 27% "dangerous", whatever the gently caress that means.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That's the median average for their corp's individual pilot stats iirc. Individually they're unlikely to win a fight, in a gang there's a 90% chance they'll win.

At least, that's where the Solo PVP stats are displayed on an individual pilot page.

Mekchu fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Dec 15, 2016

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?

Numismancer posted:

We're now entirely convinced that the NETC has nothing to do with PL, so I anticipate no issue with us blowing up the entire loving thing while Suas rages and Lenny weeps. That's two out of the crew of four people who started the Casino War, nicely tied to one enterprise that has no fleets of its own.

At least we won't need to worry about PL defending these NETC shitpiles, so it's full speed ahead into formal campaign mode~

Are you serious? NETC seems custom-geared to letting PL run all over the map. Otherwise they would have used 10LY jump ranges and Fortizars. Or, were they really that daft?

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

CainFortea posted:

Except for the "grew on everyone" part. :v:

Kinda like bacterial cultures :v:

Also, another super dies to 10ly temporarily-invincible heavy-neuting pseudo-HICs. But this time it wasn't a Goon super, so people are offended and emo on the reddits about it.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 20 hours!

ullerrm posted:

Kinda like bacterial cultures :v:

Also, another super dies to 10ly temporarily-invincible heavy-neuting pseudo-HICs. But this time it wasn't a Goon super, so people are offended and emo on the reddits about it.

Holy poo poo thats loving retarded. Good to see ccp is still dumber than their players.

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Cop Porn Popper posted:

Holy poo poo thats loving retarded. Good to see ccp is still dumber than their players.

Law of conservation of cancer. The total amount of cancer in Eve remains constant -- cancer is neither created nor destroyed, merely transformed from one form to another.

Rorquals becoming the supercapital tackler of choice is the price we pay for unfucking the Svipul.

Landsknecht
Oct 27, 2009
I hope this person is trolling, nobody can be so unfunny and dumb

ullerrm posted:

Law of conservation of cancer. The total amount of cancer in Eve remains constant -- cancer is neither created nor destroyed, merely transformed from one form to another.

Rorquals becoming the supercapital tackler of choice is the price we pay for unfucking the Svipul.

death2supercaps

Zalmun
Jan 17, 2008

It'sa me!

Nap Ghost

Ynglaur posted:

Are you serious? NETC seems custom-geared to letting PL run all over the map. Otherwise they would have used 10LY jump ranges and Fortizars. Or, were they really that daft?

You need to read between the lines.

Fix Lag
Sep 8, 2011

There's a sale at Penny's!

Zalmun posted:

You need to read between the lines.

it says, "Be sure to drink your ovaltine"

Zalmun
Jan 17, 2008

It'sa me!

Nap Ghost

Fix Lag posted:

it says, "Be sure to drink your ovaltine"

SON OF A BITCH!

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Fix Lag posted:

it says, "Be sure to drink your ovaltine"

:popeye:

YouTuber
Jul 31, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Zephyrine posted:

That distinction is sort of part of the problem. Horde are second class citizens. And yes when some PL guy mistreats a horde member. Grath shows up like batman and then both are gone the next moment. Between that there's a lot of "You don't have to interact with horde if you don't want to" A lot of emphasis is put on that PL members don't have to deal with or interact with horde. As opposed to "Get out there and teach them to Eve"




Uh, I personally taught Horde a lot of cool things. I outright created a Blackops program out of nothing and now it's self-sustaining with 150 members running Blops drops, cloaking camps, and other cool stuff. It was so successful that I'm not even involved with ISBAD in any administrative capacity these days, they just organize and do their own stuff and have done so for six months. If that wasn't enough Alpinestars and I did the 15min hero thing for stream sniping as an alternative source of entertainment.

Hell, there is a few people who have already made the transition from Horde->Waffles->PL. A few we outright recruited directly from Horde into ISRAD.

Most of PL are just Orbit+F1 people and can barely fly their own ships. Expecting them to somehow teach newbies in Horde how to play is a farcical expectation. Corps like ISRAD which operate under the expectation that every member is capable and willing to FC a fleet at any particular moment are heavily invested in Horde. Trash corps like RKK and BUSA can't do that level of commitment because their standards are too low and are just incapable of teaching.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Unfunny Poster posted:

Didn't it take like 6 months in a galleon or whatever the gently caress kind of ship the Mayflower was? I would imagine it would take much longer in a canoe.


Two months, and less than 1 month back due to the prevailing winds.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

YouTuber posted:

Uh, I personally taught Horde a lot of cool things. I outright created a Blackops program out of nothing and now it's self-sustaining with 150 members running Blops drops, cloaking camps, and other cool stuff. It was so successful that I'm not even involved with ISBAD in any administrative capacity these days, they just organize and do their own stuff and have done so for six months. If that wasn't enough Alpinestars and I did the 15min hero thing for stream sniping as an alternative source of entertainment.

Hell, there is a few people who have already made the transition from Horde->Waffles->PL. A few we outright recruited directly from Horde into ISRAD.

Most of PL are just Orbit+F1 people and can barely fly their own ships. Expecting them to somehow teach newbies in Horde how to play is a farcical expectation. Corps like ISRAD which operate under the expectation that every member is capable and willing to FC a fleet at any particular moment are heavily invested in Horde. Trash corps like RKK and BUSA can't do that level of commitment because their standards are too low and are just incapable of teaching.

This is all true and accurate. Not including the stuff I did myself for Horde both as a director and after, and what other PL people do. So as Spergin' said, she's doing the the "Theta are evil" thing with someone else because she's dumb and stupid.

no bones about it posted:

Two months, and less than 1 month back due to the prevailing winds.

Did they make any stops along the way? What if you had to take a huge poo poo but were a shy pooper?

Fix Lag
Sep 8, 2011

There's a sale at Penny's!

Unfunny Poster posted:

What if you had to take a huge poo poo but were a shy pooper?

they had this thing called a poop deck

vestigial traces of this platform have survived as the entity known as r/eve

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
History is so fascinating.

Fix Lag
Sep 8, 2011

There's a sale at Penny's!
I made that up, by the way, poop decks were actually something else on a ship

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




YouTuber posted:

Most of PL are just Orbit+F1 people and can barely fly their own ships

:eyepop:

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fix Lag posted:

I made that up, by the way, poop decks were actually something else on a ship

Why would you lie? :smith:

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine

Unfunny Poster posted:

Why would you lie? :smith:

excuse me in eve online we call it a ruse and it is the height of comedy

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

YouTuber posted:

Uh, I personally taught Horde a lot of cool things. I outright created a Blackops program out of nothing and now it's self-sustaining with 150 members running Blops drops, cloaking camps, and other cool stuff. It was so successful that I'm not even involved with ISBAD in any administrative capacity these days, they just organize and do their own stuff and have done so for six months. If that wasn't enough Alpinestars and I did the 15min hero thing for stream sniping as an alternative source of entertainment.

Hell, there is a few people who have already made the transition from Horde->Waffles->PL. A few we outright recruited directly from Horde into ISRAD.

Most of PL are just Orbit+F1 people and can barely fly their own ships. Expecting them to somehow teach newbies in Horde how to play is a farcical expectation. Corps like ISRAD which operate under the expectation that every member is capable and willing to FC a fleet at any particular moment are heavily invested in Horde. Trash corps like RKK and BUSA can't do that level of commitment because their standards are too low and are just incapable of teaching.

haha owned you responded to zephyrine

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Discussion Quorum posted:

excuse me in eve online we call it a ruse and it is the height of comedy

I'm not up with the vernacular anymore.

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

haha owned you responded to zephyrine

Haha you read his response, double owned.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Unfunny Poster posted:

Haha you read his response, double owned.

"made u read a post"

truly the harshest of owns

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Made you log in

Made you log out

Made you mad

Made you miss your child's birthday

Did I forget any?

Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus

YouTuber posted:

Uh, I personally taught Horde a lot of cool things. I outright created a Blackops program out of nothing and now it's self-sustaining with 150 members running Blops drops, cloaking camps, and other cool stuff. It was so successful that I'm not even involved with ISBAD in any administrative capacity these days, they just organize and do their own stuff and have done so for six months. If that wasn't enough Alpinestars and I did the 15min hero thing for stream sniping as an alternative source of entertainment.

Hell, there is a few people who have already made the transition from Horde->Waffles->PL. A few we outright recruited directly from Horde into ISRAD.

Most of PL are just Orbit+F1 people and can barely fly their own ships. Expecting them to somehow teach newbies in Horde how to play is a farcical expectation. Corps like ISRAD which operate under the expectation that every member is capable and willing to FC a fleet at any particular moment are heavily invested in Horde. Trash corps like RKK and BUSA can't do that level of commitment because their standards are too low and are just incapable of teaching.

Zephyrine posted:

One too many then. Anyway all the Israd guys I met when I was in horde were pretty nice. They had a very high representation among horde FCs and hosting activities/training for horde members. Salastil lent me a lot of support when things were pretty bad for me right after I left GSF. He was super nice.

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

PathAsc posted:

Made you log in

Made you log out

Made you mad

Made you miss your child's birthday

Did I forget any?

made you post

made you stop posting

(please stop posting)

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

haha owned you responded to zephyrine

We feel bad for her because she has this weird internet stockholm syndrome thing going on and she tries so hard to get it, but she doesn't.

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ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

there is also the "haha you ___" series

* haha you recruited (pooki | garr khan | scooter), rip your isk
* haha you recruited (zeph | paco | rhea), rip your sanity
* haha you trusted Sort Dragon, rip your sov
* haha you trusted Snuffbox, rip your super
* haha you trusted Manny, rip your trade secrets
* haha you read this post this far, rip your hair out

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