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big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Deacon of Delicious posted:

BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A gently caress
Homogenate Em All 1989
I am science man
410,757,864,530 DEAD RATS

NICE!

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Graff
May 10, 2012


guess I'm doing the t shirts then

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Boiled Water posted:

I took two pills now what

http://literallyunbelievable.org/

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011


Ken Lee~ tu libu dibu douchyuu~

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Jonny 290 posted:

its b/c they all 'ironically' unironically think theyre dude on the right



the matrix was a movie where a black man and a woman tell a white computer nerd that everything he knows is wrong

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Improbable Lobster posted:

the matrix was a movie where a black man and a woman tell a white computer nerd that everything he knows is wrong

and then that nerd turns out to be jesus christ, superman

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

big scary monsters posted:

and then that nerd turns out to be jesus christ, superman

and after he wins he just flys the gently caress away and rage against the machine plays

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



FMguru posted:

more like indiegogo pill

no not that at all

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

don't forget about the evil computer dad that also lived in the computer

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CdJ4oae8f4

hell yeah

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

 

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Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
the Regular Car Reviews guy is losing his mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MUhQTpyyZ4

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Graff posted:

either the ketamine of men going their own way or the nitrous of cuntfusion I guess? tbh this whole extended metaphor of different kinds of internet wasteman is really confusing to me

those are both NMDA antagonists thoooooooo

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Improbable Lobster posted:

the matrix was a movie where a black man and a woman tell a white computer nerd that everything he knows is wrong

written by trans women trying to explain that gender is as artificial a construct as a computer program

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

why didn't the matrix have a trans character who saw themselves as one gender in the matrix but another in the real world

that would've been interesting and then maybe internet assholes wouldn't be using the movie's terminology to promote their hideous retard ideology

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

*neo looks down at his boobs*

...whoa

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

why didn't the matrix have a trans character who saw themselves as one gender in the matrix but another in the real world

that would've been interesting and then maybe internet assholes wouldn't be using the movie's terminology to promote their hideous retard ideology

that's why one character was named Switch. it was shot down by the studio, I can't remember if it was the part of the general dumbing-down of the script or a transphobic thing

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

why didn't the matrix have a trans character who saw themselves as one gender in the matrix but another in the real world

that would've been interesting and then maybe internet assholes wouldn't be using the movie's terminology to promote their hideous retard ideology

it was the 90s

i think switch, the woman in a white coat in the first movie was trans in the original script

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
best gender switch ep is in Farscape

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
i think i'm gonna try and rope some friends into either watching the matrix or marathoning the trilogy over my holiday break

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Improbable Lobster posted:

the matrix was a movie where a black man and a woman tell a white computer nerd that everything he knows is wrong

the Matrix is about being a trans person

e:f;b

GATOS Y VATOS fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Dec 15, 2016

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Improbable Lobster posted:

i think i'm gonna try and rope some friends into either watching the matrix or marathoning the trilogy over my holiday break

why do you hate your friends

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

theflyingexecutive posted:

that's why one character was named Switch. it was shot down by the studio, I can't remember if it was the part of the general dumbing-down of the script or a transphobic thing

i'd do switch




also got one of the best lines in the movie

"not like this"

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

why do you hate your friends

if they're friends with me then they're probably bastards

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Improbable Lobster posted:

i think i'm gonna try and rope some friends into either watching the matrix or marathoning the trilogy over my holiday break

do it w/ the rifftrax it's significantly better

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


point taken

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

do it w/ the rifftrax it's significantly better

yeah this

ask me how i got through all of twilight

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

syscall girl posted:

yeah this

ask me how i got through all of twilight

the thing with the twilight movies is you got good actors and pretty great production, but it's all forced to depict a terrible story and bad characters

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

do it w/ the rifftrax it's significantly better

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

why didn't the matrix have a trans character who saw themselves as one gender in the matrix but another in the real world

that would've been interesting and then maybe internet assholes wouldn't be using the movie's terminology to promote their hideous retard ideology

that's exactly what switch was supposed to be. one gender in the real world, another in the matrix.

instead they just ended up making her (i think she's portrayed as a woman, right?) androgynous cause i guess the closest that the studio would allow to a transperson was "skinny lesbian"

e: beaten

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Improbable Lobster posted:

if they're friends with me then they're probably bastards

i've been living my life according to groucho marx's "i don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member."

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

hmmm yes ganja IS for goons

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
what does cannibalism have to do with anything

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Iridium posted:

the Regular Car Reviews guy is losing his mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MUhQTpyyZ4

:smithicide:

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

best gender switch ep is in Farscape

the mind swap one? because it was wonderful and i liked the writing and how they all handled the changes

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

SmokaDustbowl posted:

what does cannibalism have to do with anything

i`m calling the coast guard

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
i will use my taser on you

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
the gently caress is wrong with you son

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
First thing I'd do if I swapped gender would be smoke heck of weed xD rawr

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