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anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
hillary clinton was an unprecedentedly bad candidate

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Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

anime was right posted:

hillary clinton was an unprecedentedly bad candidate

Gore, Kerry and Clinton ('08 primary) provide plenty of precedent. She was another Clinton machine candidate and performed within specifications.

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)
Hillary Clinton lost to a racist used car salesman who just decided to dabble in politics.

Kinda puts into perspective the decades Hillary has been preparing for this moment.

anime was right posted:

hillary clinton was an unprecedentedly bad candidate

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Ellison doesn't have the 20 years of baggage that Hillary had even before the hacks started.

20 years ago was the 90s, when Ellison was Farrakhan's buddy.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

zegermans posted:

20 years ago was the 90s, when Ellison was Farrakhan's buddy.

God drat America. No way to come back from that. The electorate is just too conservative.

Billy J Klansman, on the other hand, is will to fight to raise minimum wage to $10/hr and wants to invade Iran and set up a Muslim registry. Seems like a sure winner given what we, the helpless centrists, learned from Hillary's failed '16 run.

Ferrinus
Jun 19, 2003

i'm finding this quite easy, i guess in part because i'm a fast type but also because i have a coherent mental model of the world

Fiction posted:

The whole point of this is to learn that lesser-evillism is a horrible platform to run on and has been since Gore lost in 2000.
Sanders had better odds against Trump by an appreciable margin and was the clear choice for the general. For some reason, though, the centrists who found him so distasteful did not rationalize that he was the lesser of two evils and throw their support behind him. Instead, they chose ideological purity and left practical results by the wayside.

Of course, maybe keeping the left out of power was just more important to them than keeping Trump out of power all along.

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


zegermans posted:

20 years ago was the 90s, when Ellison was Farrakhan's buddy.

better than talking about superpredators or being in love with goldwater at any point

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
The fact is, neither side wanted incrementalism; the right chose Trump promising change, and the left stayed home rather than pick the status quo, inevitable civil rights reversals be damned.

yronic heroism
Oct 31, 2008

No one cares who the DNC chair got close to in the days of dial-up modems? Running the party =/= running for office. How many voters even know who the DNC chair is?

If the complaint is moral rather than political, Ellison owned up, apologized, and doesn't do that anymore.

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Mister Macys posted:

The fact is, neither side wanted incrementalism; the right chose Trump promising change, and the left stayed home rather than pick the status quo, inevitable civil rights reversals be damned.

honey works better than vinegar. hillary shouldn't have tried to shame voters into voting for her and actually offered something more than "8 more years!" of obama status quo. too bad she was too idiotic to make this simple, easy adjustment to her campaign

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
Yeah!

Go!

Clinton

Go!

Yeah!

I was Hillary Clinton's attorney
I said, 'When did you find out that she was not the person of God that she was billed to be? '
He said, 'When I visited Brooklyn, when I walked in her so-called church'
She said, 'There was no bible, there were no holy pictures, there was no cross
Nothing
And I looked her right in the eye and I said to her
"Why is it there's no bible, and there's no place to pray?"
She said, "We don't need that anymore"'

Yeah!

They were injected with a poison

Go!

Yeah!

And I'm going to reveal something to you that possibly the public does not know
Bernie Sanders told me that the coroner was a close personal friend of his
And he said that he examined every one of the bodies
This was not a mass-suicide like the world was brainwashed into thinking
They were injected with a poison

Yeah!

Go!

Yeah!

I was Hillary Clinton's attorney
(Yeah!)
I said, 'When did you find out that she was not the person of God (go!) that she was billed to be? '
She said, 'When I visited Brooklyn'
They were injected with a-

Yeah!
Go!
[2x]

Yeah! [3x]

Brooklyn
Go!

Yeah!

butterbar
Dec 14, 2016
If I'm posting while Quick Draw McGraw is on probation report me for my permaban!

Condiv posted:

honey works better than vinegar. hillary shouldn't have tried to shame voters into voting for her and actually offered something more than "8 more years!" of obama status quo. too bad she was too idiotic to make this simple, easy adjustment to her campaign

Seriously, in one of her leaked speeches she talked about the importance of lying to the public while secretly having private positions on the issues. But then she hosed it up anyway

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

Shbobdb posted:

Yeah!

Go!

Clinton

Go!

Yeah!

I was Hillary Clinton's attorney
I said, 'When did you find out that she was not the person of God that she was billed to be? '
He said, 'When I visited Brooklyn, when I walked in her so-called church'
She said, 'There was no bible, there were no holy pictures, there was no cross
Nothing
And I looked her right in the eye and I said to her
"Why is it there's no bible, and there's no place to pray?"
She said, "We don't need that anymore"'

Yeah!

They were injected with a poison

Go!

Yeah!

And I'm going to reveal something to you that possibly the public does not know
Bernie Sanders told me that the coroner was a close personal friend of his
And he said that he examined every one of the bodies
This was not a mass-suicide like the world was brainwashed into thinking
They were injected with a poison

Yeah!

Go!

Yeah!

I was Hillary Clinton's attorney
(Yeah!)
I said, 'When did you find out that she was not the person of God (go!) that she was billed to be? '
She said, 'When I visited Brooklyn'
They were injected with a-

Yeah!
Go!
[2x]

Yeah! [3x]

Brooklyn
Go!

Yeah!

Listen I'm going to be honest, I've agreed with some of your posts, I've disagreed with some of them I've read. But what is this even?

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
That's the messed up thing about her public and private positions

Private: Opposes legalizing pot in all senses of the word.

Public: Needs more study so keep arresting people for now!

How do you have multiple positions on an issue and all of them suck.

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

butterbar posted:

Seriously, in one of her leaked speeches she talked about the importance of lying to the public while secretly having private positions on the issues. But then she hosed it up anyway

Well that's the thing isn't it, she sat on this crap for months so that when it came out it was damaging. Isn't the theory you get ahead of issues like this so it would have been better fit her to disclose this with her narrative than the one that popped up after it was leaked

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Shbobdb posted:

Yeah!

Go!

Clinton

Go!

Yeah!

I was Hillary Clinton's attorney
I said, 'When did you find out that she was not the person of God that she was billed to be? '
He said, 'When I visited Brooklyn, when I walked in her so-called church'
She said, 'There was no bible, there were no holy pictures, there was no cross
Nothing
And I looked her right in the eye and I said to her
"Why is it there's no bible, and there's no place to pray?"
She said, "We don't need that anymore"'

Yeah!

They were injected with a poison

Go!

Yeah!

And I'm going to reveal something to you that possibly the public does not know
Bernie Sanders told me that the coroner was a close personal friend of his
And he said that he examined every one of the bodies
This was not a mass-suicide like the world was brainwashed into thinking
They were injected with a poison

Yeah!

Go!

Yeah!

I was Hillary Clinton's attorney
(Yeah!)
I said, 'When did you find out that she was not the person of God (go!) that she was billed to be? '
She said, 'When I visited Brooklyn'
They were injected with a-

Yeah!
Go!
[2x]

Yeah! [3x]

Brooklyn
Go!

Yeah!

I'm really ignorant when it comes to music; what song is this based on?

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Condiv posted:

honey works better than vinegar. hillary shouldn't have tried to shame voters into voting for her and actually offered something more than "8 more years!" of obama status quo. too bad she was too idiotic to make this simple, easy adjustment to her campaign

I thought she was fear mongering more than shaming; "Vote for me! or the evil Trump will take everything you care about away!" etc. etc. And fear mongering has never, ever worked in American politics as well as the promise of success has.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Gore losing made Joe Lieberman even more smug and self-important leading him into the situation of turning the ACA into garbage that is now terminal. Along with that came the human tragedy that has been Iraq and ultimately rotting out Syria.

I'm glad Kaine is no Lieberman. It is a tougher act to follow when one's loss empowers Donald John Trump though. What will New Democrats live down next?

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

Mister Macys posted:

I'm really ignorant when it comes to music; what song is this based on?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikGtCA3OJJc

That's an example of the anthem. Plenty of other songs sampled a mentally ill person claiming to have been Jim Jones' attorney insisting that there was no suicide at Jonestown because they were injected with a poison.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
I'm a rave/hardcore guy and hear it at least once a week, but I didn't make the link at all. :sigh:

Dr.Radical
Apr 3, 2011
I never listened to house in the 90s as I was too young but when I hear it I automatically associate it with the 90s. It just sounds like the 90s.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

Mister Macys posted:

I'm a rave/hardcore guy and hear it at least once a week, but I didn't make the link at all. :sigh:

Is OK. It was a poor parody. I'm way too earnest to be funny -- that's why people occasionally mistake me for being angry.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



zegermans posted:

20 years ago was the 90s, when Ellison was Farrakhan's buddy.

this reminds me a lot of that whiny centrist talking head (Yglesias?) who miraculously had a giant binder of "leaked GOP opposition research" on sanders the day after the election to try and put the bernouts back in their place

too bad like everything else that happened, everyone saw it exactly for what it was (the oppo research the dems did to tank sanders if he somehow beat clinton)

edit: i lied it was kurt eichenwald, since some people think i just hallucinate these things
http://www.joemygod.com/2016/11/15/newsweek-posts-gop-oppo-research-on-bernie-sander/

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Dr.Radical posted:

I never listened to house in the 90s as I was too young but when I hear it I automatically associate it with the 90s. It just sounds like the 90s.

https://www.di.fm (Digitally Imported Radio) - Oldschool Rave

It's stuff like this all the time; early to mid nineties.

And I loving love it. :dance:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Business Gorillas posted:

this reminds me a lot of that whiny centrist talking head (Yglesias?) who miraculously had a giant binder of "leaked GOP opposition research" on sanders the day after the election to try and put the bernouts back in their place

too bad like everything else that happened, everyone saw it exactly for what it was (the oppo research the dems did to tank sanders if he somehow beat clinton)

Yglesias definitely would have been feeding his Republican contacts oppo. Ashbrook on NPR did a great job for Brock during the primaries.

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

Business Gorillas posted:

edit: i lied it was kurt eichenwald, since some people think i just hallucinate these things
http://www.joemygod.com/2016/11/15/newsweek-posts-gop-oppo-research-on-bernie-sander/

Chapo talking about how ridiculous this was, was pretty great. The best part is talking about Sander's ties to Castro would have cost him Florida, when HILLIARY LOST FLORIDA!

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
The funny thing about that oppo stuff is all of that had already been reported during the primary and nobody cared.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



im just looking forward to centrists trying to champion black people and muslims with one side of their mouth and then slowly chip away at ellison's credibility with the other

JeffersonClay
Jun 17, 2003

by R. Guyovich

FuriousxGeorge posted:

The funny thing about that oppo stuff is all of that had already been reported during the primary and nobody cared.

Nobody on the left cared. That wasn't Sanders' challenge, though.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Ferrinus posted:

Sanders had better odds against Trump by an appreciable margin and was the clear choice for the general.

Maybe, maybe not. The fact that he's an agnostic/atheist probably wouldn't have helped, in this not terribly atheist-friendly country.

Warren, though...

Kilroy
Oct 1, 2000

Doctor Butts posted:

Well then I guess you can stop pretending the problem is the 'neoliberals' you want to purge.
Sorry buddy, to clutch defeat from the jaws of victory like this you gotta gently caress up on multiple levels. Indeed, a competent and inspiring neoliberal could have won this election against Donald Trump From Twitter. A progressive with little national campaigning experience may have done as well, and a competent and inspiring progressive would have ground him into dust. Hell, a competent and inspiring democratic socialist might have squeaked out a win in this election. You would have to be a cagey centrist neoliberal with few convictions other than in your own invincibility and the smell of your own farts, to gently caress up an election like this, this bad. And that's what we got.

JeffersonClay
Jun 17, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Neoliberalism as campaign strategy is beyond self-parody.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Majorian posted:

Maybe, maybe not. The fact that he's an agnostic/atheist probably wouldn't have helped, in this not terribly atheist-friendly country.

Warren, though...

Didn't hurt Donald "Two Corinthians" :wiggle: Trump...

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Doctor Butts posted:

Well then I guess you can stop pretending the problem is the 'neoliberals' you want to purge.

was it this thread that someone tried to make "neoliberals" a dogwhistle for jewish people (only to find out everyone yelling about hillary was jewish) or was that another thread?

edit:

Majorian posted:

Maybe, maybe not. The fact that he's an agnostic/atheist probably wouldn't have helped, in this not terribly atheist-friendly country.

Warren, though...
counterpoint: donald trump making up bible verses and getting the most evangelical votes of any candidate ever

Ferrinus
Jun 19, 2003

i'm finding this quite easy, i guess in part because i'm a fast type but also because i have a coherent mental model of the world

Majorian posted:

Maybe, maybe not. The fact that he's an agnostic/atheist probably wouldn't have helped, in this not terribly atheist-friendly country.

Warren, though...



I'm sure that the blue line would be even higher if he was a Christian, yes.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Mister Macys posted:

Didn't hurt Donald "Two Corinthians" :wiggle: Trump...

Yeah, but he said the magic words of "SCOTUS NOMINEES RIP BABBY FROM MOMMY'S WOMB," and welp...that did the trick.

Kilroy
Oct 1, 2000

Mister Macys posted:

Didn't hurt Donald "Two Corinthians" :wiggle: Trump...
To be fair, all that shows is that the evangelicals want you to blow smoke up their assholes (and be a Republican) before they'll agree to vote for you.

It would have hurt Bernie because it'd have been the story-non-story that the media wouldn't shut the gently caress up about, in place of the emails. We'd be reading about how we got 90 minutes of talk about Bernie's religion compared to 20 seconds of policy talk, or whatever. The evangelicals don't matter because they're voting (R) no matter what, but the media could use the religion angle to muddy the waters to the point that enough voters could still stay home and get Donald Trump elected, if Bernie were nominated.

Basically the first thing we need to do is storm the television stations and take them over - it's the first step of any modern people's revolution.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

Mister Macys posted:

https://www.di.fm (Digitally Imported Radio) - Oldschool Rave

It's stuff like this all the time; early to mid nineties.

And I loving love it. :dance:

I like you.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

Majorian posted:

Maybe, maybe not. The fact that he's an agnostic/atheist probably wouldn't have helped, in this not terribly atheist-friendly country.

Warren, though...

Not to be a Hillbot, but Bernie is a secular Jew and talked about his Jewish identity many times.

Erasure much?

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Kilroy posted:

To be fair, all that shows is that the evangelicals want you to blow smoke up their assholes (and be a Republican) before they'll agree to vote for you.

Even then, I think Trump really lucked the gently caress out with Republicans holding Obama's last SCOTUS nomination hostage. Suddenly Trump was able to run on the threat of an evil baby-killing lie-bural nominating up to three new justices. If he didn't have that argument, I kind of doubt he would have gotten the Evangelical turnout that he did.

Shbobdb posted:

Not to be a Hillbot, but Bernie is a secular Jew and talked about his Jewish identity many times.

Erasure much?

He did, but I think it probably would have come out as more of a negative during the general election, as opposed to the Democratic Primary. This is a country where the president-elect ran a white nationalist campaign, and his chief strategist is going to be an unabashed antisemite. It's a pretty rear end-backwards country unfortunately.

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