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Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
My wife swears by pioneer woman and gotta say most of it is incredibly delicious.

We make the cinnamon rolls every year and pass em out to neighbors for the holidays

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EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now
if you smother anything in 4 tablespoons of butter it'll probably taste great.

winvirus
Jan 23, 2009

You only delay the inevitable. All of this island will soon belong to me.

i'm back bitches

winvirus: new york edition

(i'm drinking w keane rn)

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Keane post a proof of life on FB so we know it's not just winvirus posting from your SA account.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

winvirus posted:

i'm back bitches

winvirus: new york edition

(i'm drinking w keane rn)

Deny.

winvirus
Jan 23, 2009

You only delay the inevitable. All of this island will soon belong to me.

he turned on his phone to post that omf

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Still probably winvirus posting as Keane. We'll hold a memorial service next week.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

winvirus posted:

he turned on his phone to post that omf

I'm posting from my laptop, like a normal person.

winvirus
Jan 23, 2009

You only delay the inevitable. All of this island will soon belong to me.

you GUYS

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

The old Frasier themed avatar makes sense now.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Winvirus is my alt and he's out of control.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

EccoRaven posted:

if you smother anything in 4 tablespoons of butter it'll probably taste great.

Can confirm this is true

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Moatillata posted:

My wife swears by pioneer woman and gotta say most of it is incredibly delicious.

We make the cinnamon rolls every year and pass em out to neighbors for the holidays

What I will say in Pioneer Woman's defense is that I followed her recipes a bunch when just starting to cook for myself - she writes (and illustrates, with pictures) them very well and they're easy to follow, despite being a little more complex than you might expect.

But yeah, tons of butter in everything.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

Podima posted:

What I will say in Pioneer Woman's defense is that I followed her recipes a bunch when just starting to cook for myself - she writes (and illustrates, with pictures) them very well and they're easy to follow, despite being a little more complex than you might expect.

But yeah, tons of butter in everything.

How else are you gonna stave off the horrors of Alzheimer's

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Okay, okay, since we're talking recipes, here is my world famous stew recipe again:

1.) Just get like, some water and boil it
2.) Throw some barley in I don't loving know man
3.) Alright throw like, beef and some vegetables and a shitton of garlic and an onion or something, whatever.
4.) Wait.
5.) Eat.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

CCKeane posted:

Okay, okay, since we're talking recipes, here is my world famous stew recipe again:

1.) Just get like, some water and boil it
2.) Throw some barley in I don't loving know man
3.) Alright throw like, beef and some vegetables and a shitton of garlic and an onion or something, whatever.
4.) Wait.
5.) Eat.

I think this was actually a julia childs recipe

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
My favorite recipe:

Ingredients:
- A cell phone.
- $20 in cash
- Complete disregard for your well-being and your future.

1) Remind yourself that nothing matters and that you will die some day.
2) Pick up the phone, punch some numbers until someone lets you buy the biggest, greasiest, ugliest pizza you can find.
3) Wait 30 minutes.
4) Shove the whole $20 into the delivery person's hand because you realized you opened the door while not wearing pants.
5) Snatch the pizza and slam the door shut.
6) Devour two-thirds of the pizza, pass out face-down into the last third, and wake up six hours later with a renewed sense of shame and self-loathing.
7) Repeat from Step 1.

I haven't had delivery pizza in almost a year. Though I eat a lot of lovely 7/11 Take'n'bake because you can buy it on EBT.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

The pro move with a large pizza is to eat the entire thing in one sitting and then call your mom and tell her what you've done.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Mr. F! posted:

Does anyone have any recommendations for cook books? I recently discovered I love cooking and would like to get better at it.

I really like the Silver Spoon books on Italian cuisine. The one I own and use all the time is the one just on pasta. There's dozens of recipes with all sorts of different noodles and they vary from quick and easy to more time consuming. The book is super well organized from dry and fresh pasta, short or long noodle and each chapter is headed by a small history of the noodle and its shape. I love that book.

I prefer cookbooks but I'm also incredibly old fashioned. I'm not a luddite, but honest I can come across as one more often than not.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I just make poo poo up as I go and it usually turns out okay.

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

hi winvirus :D

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

Quidthulhu posted:

hi winvirus :D

omg your new av :swoon:

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Quidthulhu posted:

hi winvirus :D

I am such a fan of this av you don't even know

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Welcome back winvirus.

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy
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It is a mafia game about high school.

There are creepy stalkers, a lunch lady, nerds, jocks, and even a school ghost!

Maybe you'll be the girl who just wants to find true love? Or are you the foul-mouthed one who resents not being one of the popular kids? Maybe you're obsessed with death?

Their names are innocuous, but you pick one from a list knowing that they are already attached to a hidden role, alignment, and wincon, so in a sense your fate is in your own hands.

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Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

I couldn't take it anymore so I got a haircut. Almost made it a year :/

Before picture:

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

During:


CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
perfect opportunity for a lemmy and you settled on 70's porn stache....

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Quidthulhu posted:

hi winvirus :D

Your new av is the best.

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Yay I'm glad people like it!! :D

BYOB came thru for me~

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

After:

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
:chanpop:

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAez7KLXlfQ

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!



Aww wook at the widdle baby man

Diqnol
May 10, 2010


Clean, also I'm sorry about your onset MPB :(

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Cheap Trick souvenirs posted:

Clean, also I'm sorry about your onset MPB :(

Yeah that poo poo is P bad lol. Oh well can't change it

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

No dude it looks pretty good I'm just expressing my condolences my man

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


:rip: Beard

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

I had a job interview today, toughest question was what Kanye album is my favourite. Also that was the only question.

Also I got the job and immediately worked a 4 hour shift.

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Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


MMM Whatchya Say posted:

I had a job interview today, toughest question was what Kanye album is my favourite. Also that was the only question.

Also I got the job and immediately worked a 4 hour shift.

What was your answer?

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