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if you are a republican and jon stewart has ever called you a friend of the show, die
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haha he literally just wanted to know what"nepotism" means
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Epic High Five posted:also lmao at Trump currently being 40 points behind even Dubbya 2000 at this point post-election. i cant wait until he starts actually enacting his neocon globalist agenda that makes Dubbya look like LBJ or FDR and he gets booed off stage at a rally If Trump actually lays out a neocon globalist agenda, he's going to get a 180 from the mainstream press. They will praise him for "finding his conscience" and keeping America "true to its ideals", interspersing that praise with dead kids' last tweets and stories about this second failure at a Russian reset, placing blame squarely on murderous mad Vlad. The panels on CNN will discuss whether we should put troops on the ground to save dying children, or to best protect our strategic interests, and after a heated debate will agree to settle on "both." Then, we'll enter a war and have a lot of victories over a week or three or ten, and the media won't critically evaluate any of it, simply reporting all the action and how brave our men and women are to be fighting these savages to protect freedom and democracy. Plenty of good reporters will be looking into the reality, but they'll be told to sit on their story "a few more weeks" for months. In the mean time, Trump will stand under a banner on a destroyer that says "TOTAL VICTORY - UNDER BUDGET & AHEAD OF SCHEDULE" Then, some months later, we'll start to see the quagmire, war support will plummet, and suddenly - surprise! - the war wasn't to save dying children, there were no WMDs and we just entered another foreverwar. It's okay though, don't blame us journalists, we got swindled, we're like you! What, you want us to investigate our sources? But they're our sources, they wouldn't tell us anything if we did that. We'd lose our access! Look, the second we got wind of how bad this was, we started digging. *prints stories they'd been holding off for months to "review for accuracy"* And that is the first time Trump will get booed off stage at a rally. Oiled and Ready fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Dec 15, 2016 |
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Al! posted:if you are a republican, die
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docbeard posted:
Oh yeah. How long do you think he can restrain himself before he sends out a "test" mass text?
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hey tim, you're giving carneys a bad name
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docbeard posted:Assuming he doesn't abandon Twitter once he has access to the unblockable text-to-everyone's-phone system he gets as president. if only the people in charge of it made a fake version of it that he could use like crazy without finding out nobody is getting them lol
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Kempo Yellow Belt posted:Oh yeah. "new president, who dis?"
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postin on page 1989 its a special page/year for me  also can't we just make politicians pass a certification that makes sure that they're at least moderately competent or smart enough to run then again, we'd make super politicians who would really screw us over at least the ones screwing us over is in the spotlight as we exasperatedly go  and do nothing about it as usualwhat is nepotism durr
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Al! posted:if you are, die
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Karl Sharks posted:if only the people in charge of it made a fake version of it that he could use like crazy without finding out nobody is getting them lol instead of the truman show it would be the trump show
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Karl Sharks posted:if only the people in charge of it made a fake version of it that he could use like crazy without finding out nobody is getting them lol Trump gets twitter hell banned by his cabinet, blames it on crooked twitter, twitter folds like it's projected to in the next decade, trump takes credit for killing a corrupt platform *thumbs off safety*
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Lastgirl posted:its a special page/year for me i love that tay tay album too
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Lastgirl posted:postin on page 1989 that's like asking for current congresspeople to lower their own wage why would they screw themselves over like that
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Karl Sharks posted:if only the people in charge of it made a fake version of it that he could use like crazy without finding out nobody is getting them lol If it just went to everyone who works at the New York Times so they could complain about it I think he'd probably be content.
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Lastgirl posted:postin on page 1989 instead of voter suppression, politician suppression. I like it
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docbeard posted:If it just went to everyone who works at the New York Times so they could complain about it I think he'd probably be content. probably would need it go out to his WH staff too ofc, he'd expect to hear a lot of buzzing when he sends the latest prestext
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Al! posted:instead of voter suppression, politician suppression. I like it just make them run through hoops over the most arcane questions possible and have them solve riddles to figure out their mental acuity like riddles that have to be solved on the fly with some ingenuity and of course you have to solve them while playing a game of bop it and hopscotching at the same time even lawyers would find passing the bar a cakewalk compared to this grueling exercise
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You must be this NOT IGNORANT OF BASIC POLITICAL AND ECONOMIC PRINCIPLES to hold office I like it
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Karl Sharks posted:that's like asking for current congresspeople to lower their own wage the fuckers shouldn't make anything lol
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man speaks the truth https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/809411340704088064
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Al! posted:instead of voter suppression, politician suppression. I like it instead of a literacy test, we'd have a competency test
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mormonpartyboat posted:man speaks the truth looking forward to 4 years of Bill Mitchell being right constantly
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the pence/cheney thing isn't real, the real cheneys are gonna be like bannon and rex and kushner/ivanka and the 2 large adult sons. i don't know if pence is in on it but even if he is he's gonna get stabbed in the back probably
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Serf posted:the fuckers shouldn't make anything lol yeah, that'll really help it so congress isn't full of already rich people
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maybe snl could do a two hour anti-trump special????? rage against the machine gets back together for one night only
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Every politician should have to take the immigration oral quiz 4 times a year with vastly expanded question databases in a pop quiz format
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Al! posted:I especially hate the ones im told im supposed to like such as lindsey graham an john mccain cuz theyre obsequious democrat-kissing scum ahaha good one al those duides are just regular partisans, not hyperpartisans. like, just cuz they dont cuss at a democrat every time theyre brought up dont mean they like em or nothin the republicans who kiss democrats are lincoln chaffee and arlen spectre and such who actually become democrats
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Lastgirl posted:just make them run through hoops over the most arcane questions possible and have them solve riddles to figure out their mental acuity oh drat, rats, and curses. no politicians were able to pass the qualifying rounds this year. Sigghhhhhh i guess government is cancelled  
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Serf posted:looking forward to 4 years of Bill Mitchell being right constantly we need to start using a bill scale where do you sit on the bill scale of being right all of the time? KRISTOL --------------------------|------------ MITCHELL
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Serf posted:looking forward to 4 years of Bill Mitchell being right constantly hes such a goofball that its hard to accept that hes tapped into some real poo poo --A Hologram
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Serf posted:looking forward to 4 years of Bill Mitchell being right constantly this but unironically Bill Mitchell is the conduit in the infinity mirror of post-truth reality tell us more, Oracle of the Plane of Distorted Lies Lend me your guiding light through the thousand halls so that i may find my way back to my corporeal form i no longer wish to be the hologram, Sage Mitchell 
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I like government
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Nichael posted:Approval polls are meaningless when a large portion of the nation is in a personality cult with Donnie at the center, and an even larger portion of the nation doesn't give a gently caress either way. Yeah. We are kind of in a hosed up place. Consumerism and entertainment culture (vast swathes of entertainment on demand any time you ever want it ever) make it so easy to not give a gently caress. Or people are in dire straits and scraping by so they don't really have time to care. Like, it probably was never that much better throughout the entirety of human civilization, but people now have the means to be informed like never before. In the past it was a matter of being physically incapable of getting a lot of info. Now we are willfully ignorant and...yeah. I'm making GBS threads and I don't really have anywhere else to go with this lol.v
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Lastgirl posted:this but unironically who said I was being ironic I have learned to love Bill Mitchell Karl Sharks posted:yeah, that'll really help it so congress isn't full of already rich people lmao ban rich people not from office just in general
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blamegame posted:the pence/cheney thing isn't real, the real cheneys are gonna be like bannon and rex and kushner/ivanka and the 2 large adult sons. i don't know if pence is in on it but even if he is he's gonna get stabbed in the back probably trump fukken hates pence
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i personally believe that zack de la rocha could really do fight song justice
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euphronius posted:I like government i like big government and i cannot lie you other comrades can't deny
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