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goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Is that an arm or a fold of fat or what

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BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

goose willis posted:

Is that an arm or a fold of fat or what

I think it's a tit.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Is it too early for another thread title change

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

goose willis posted:

Is it too early for another thread title change

AUG THREAD: I wish crying was consent

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
No Consent In The Crying Process

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
AUG THREAD: the consent game

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Ah, the little-known Batman villain "Raprechaun." You can tell him by his calling card: a stained Twilight Sparkle plush doll and a tear-soaked Hot Topic receipt. I think in one issue he followed the Joker around until the clown prince of crime got a restraining order.

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic
Is that a clip across the front of his trench coat to keep it on?

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

swordfish duelist posted:

Is that a clip across the front of his trench coat to keep it on?

It's the little known trenchcape

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Xen Tricks posted:

It's the little known trenchcape

Trench capes are a thing. It's a combination of trench coat and cape

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010
Goddamn it

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Guy Goodbody posted:

Trench capes are a thing. It's a combination of trench coat and cape



Hahaha gently caress everything

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Seriously, that's more offensive to me than the slug dick

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Male Tears posted:

Won't someone save this poor dog?



Look man, it took Leia, Lando, AND Luke to even attempt saving Han Solo, and that didn't even work out properly to start with.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Lordshmee posted:

For as long as I live I will never forget the phrase, "nice, tight, purposeful stream," used by a college biology professor to describe the design of the urethra. It's like rifling. Every time I see a dick open like that all I can think is that peeing must be an unpleasant experience.

AUG Thread: Every time I see a dick open like that

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Well, I'm apparently a rather disturbed individual.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Cum box 😀

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
The pictures :magical:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Ha, classic.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I had seen the cum jar, rag and pillow, the shoebox is new to me.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

These cum box posts

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Should we break the cum sock back out?

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

shy boy from chess club posted:

These cum box posts

We're Cum Receptacle experts.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



wow i apparently did not know it grew mushrooms. yep.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
AUG THREAD: It came from the cumbox

AUG THREAD: Cummies

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

This is gone already, what did I miss that I probably didn't actually want to see?

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
Bring back Flask Fucker and Cum Vase is what I say

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Elohssa Gib posted:

This is gone already, what did I miss that I probably didn't actually want to see?

Luckily I texted the pic so I still have it to reupload!

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Guy Goodbody posted:

Trench capes are a thing. It's a combination of trench coat and cape



This perfectly tailored trench cape on this attractive model is the best it's ever going to look on anybody and it still looks heinous.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Should we break the cum sock back out?

I still say cum sock is worse because that guy actually had to stick his dick in it.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




just use some goddamn tissues what the gently caress is wrong with dudes

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Cosima posted:

This perfectly tailored trench cape on this attractive model is the best it's ever going to look on anybody and it still looks heinous.

I bet that "crying is not a safe word" guy could pull it off

Osama Dozen-Dongs
Nov 29, 2014

Cosima posted:

This perfectly tailored trench cape on this attractive model is the best it's ever going to look on anybody and it still looks heinous.

The fabric is poo poo and it would look heinous even without the cape, hth

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013





These lads are so British that the one on the left in the pic is gonna get his dick sniped.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

The Snoo posted:

just use some goddamn tissues what the gently caress is wrong with dudes

I learned of the sock when I did some touring on a bus, they were referred to as a "bunk sock".

Pretty good system imho.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

The Snoo posted:

just use some goddamn tissues what the gently caress is wrong with dudes

Tissues suck. Just cum onto a bath towel and throw it under your bed until it grows mushrooms like a normal dude.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Solice Kirsk posted:

Tissues suck. Just cum onto a bath towel and throw it under your bed until it grows mushrooms like a normal dude.

nah just wipe your chest off with your hand, throw on a shirt and go to work

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
:lol: if you're not using your mouth as a cum recycling center.

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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Cosima posted:

This perfectly tailored trench cape on this attractive model is the best it's ever going to look on anybody and it still looks heinous.

It also looks really cold and drafty.

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