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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Guy Goodbody posted:

People like nice butts

I believe there was even a song written about that.

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somekindofguy
Mar 9, 2011
Grimey Drawer
Wow woah #sjw got rekt btfo #wow #MAGA

Obviously (((the media))) won't report on it

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


somekindofguy posted:

Wow woah #sjw got rekt btfo #wow #MAGA

Obviously (((the media))) won't report on it



A Jewish pig

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Does profiling count as work?

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

TontoCorazon posted:

A Jewish pig

:vince:

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Picnic Princess posted:

Stir whip stir whip whip whip stir!

loving whipstirs

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

TontoCorazon posted:

A Jewish pig

No kosher

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010



does this make it more or less creepy

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

DisposableHero posted:

Surely we can agree that it's creepy to put it on her butt in the first place though right?

I can think of a at least 2 creepier places they could put it.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

My Lovely Horse posted:



does this make it more or less creepy

:greencube:
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

:happyelf:

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

We are broken people

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
It might be possible to not be a sexless weirdo and appreciate the female form without being a gross, dehumanizing weirdo about it. It's almost as if more than two extremes exist. :aaaaa:

I know being a turbo-goon just to get people's goat is kind of PCOS Bill's thing, but it isn't funny or clever.

Here's a funny picture:

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

DisposableHero posted:

Most phone cameras lack the required zoom capabilities.

Technically, you'd need a macro lens, not a zoom lens.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

















canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Senior Woodchuck alt spotted

UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo
I greatly enjoyed all of these ducks.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

JoelJoel posted:

What a horrible anachronism. People in this enlightened day and age seriously still using qr codes. Disgusting.

I'll never forget the military recruitment billboard I used to drive by on the way home from work with a giant QR code on it. Who is snapping a photo at 65 mph and scanning the code?

The modern presence of QR codes is as baffling to me as a world where the CueCat still exists or something.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
Obligatory:

http://picturesofpeoplescanningqrcodes.tumblr.com/

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Millions of people have been scanning QR codes this past month alone!







... because the latest Pokemon game has a mechanic where you scan QR codes to be able to find Pokemon that are only available that way.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
Oops, this was, like, two pages ago.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Railing Kill posted:

It might be possible to not be a sexless weirdo and appreciate the female form without being a gross, dehumanizing weirdo about it. It's almost as if more than two extremes exist. :aaaaa:

I know being a turbo-goon just to get people's goat is kind of PCOS Bill's thing, but it isn't funny or clever.

Here's a funny picture:



http://www.clickhole.com/post/incredible-we-asked-these-astronauts-what-its-be-s-2186

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


wow, an actual funny clickhole article

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

loving hell

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

dumb. posted:

ducking hell

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015


Ancient duck fossils? Won't fool me, Bill Nye.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

NewFatMike posted:

Ancient duck fossils? Won't fool me, Bill Nye.

I own that book. Afraid it's not got those pictures in.

The Durulz (their ducks, were going to call them that) are creatures from Glorantha/King of Dragon Pass. What they basically do is live in a swamp and fight the undead that come out of the swamp. They are friendly (ish) with the local hillside barbarians. The actual book also goes into depth on the fact that they can't fly because the Sun cursed them to only be able to walk.

It is about as daft as you think it is.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Josef bugman posted:

I own that book. Afraid it's not got those pictures in.

Maybe but you have to admit it's not that far off

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
It does have the full majesty of a Flamingo dressed up as conan.

Come And See
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.




D&D&D

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


I love that everyone is always rolling their eyes or have long-suffering 'these fuckin' ducks' expressions in those glorantha pics

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

NLJP posted:

I love that everyone is always rolling their eyes or have long-suffering 'these fuckin' ducks' expressions in those glorantha pics

Or doing a duck impression using their hands to make a duck beak:

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

NLJP posted:

I love that everyone is always rolling their eyes or have long-suffering 'these fuckin' ducks' expressions in those glorantha pics

The ducks are not to be hosed with.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


King of Dragon Pass loving owns. Weird coincidence I only just started playing it again the other day.

HoboTech
Feb 13, 2005

Reading this with the voice in your skull.
New Howard The Duck movie looking real good. Marvel pulling out all the stops.

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

idgi

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.
They're political opponents.

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

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