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Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

ex post facho posted:

holy poo poo, kansas is a failed state

can't wait for trump to appoint an emergency governor there, strip it of its statehood and turn it into a Freedom ZoneTM like reagan dreamed of

Schnorkles posted:

there is a strong sense of "my life hasn't gotten better in 8 years, time to vote for the other team" that prevails with a not insignificant number of people.

i know, which is why i said "need is a strong word"

like their votes are cool, but you can't need them because then you rely on them when they're really loving dumb and fickle

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Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Baloogan posted:

today is tending to my stove, just moved in some firewood, gonna buy some loaves of bread from a neighbor, um, what else

chillaxin, and still gotta find time to read

"buy"

like with fiat currency?


you really should start practicing your bartering, don't want to get ripped off when someone is a better haggler than you are

fits my needs posted:



lol Bors is the best

i don't even get what you're saying

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Karl Sharks posted:

i don't even get what you're saying

obviously you've never read the dems thread

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Karl Sharks posted:

can't wait for trump to appoint an emergency governor there, strip it of its statehood and turn it into a Freedom ZoneTM like reagan dreamed of


i know, which is why i said "need is a strong word"

like their votes are cool, but you can't need them because then you rely on them when they're really loving dumb and fickle

tbf i think it's just dumb, 8 years of still being screwed makes voting elsewhere a reasonable choice

unless that elsewhere is donald j trump

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Karl Sharks posted:

"buy"
i don't even get what you're saying

It's the liberal version of "I'm above your petty political squabblings. :smuggo:"

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Kazak_Hstan posted:

If the post mortems say anything definitively it is that the demographic model of the democratic electorate is pretty much right, but you have to actually show up and not take people for granted. Clinton's problem was not that she didn't pander enough to rural whites, it's that she didn't even show up in Wisconsin or Michigan, or have a field operation, or have a succintly distilled message. The corrective is not increasing the pandering to rural whites, it's addressing those malpractice-level shortcomings.

hey i hear you're wanting a $15 minimum wage but how about $12.50 instead how does that sound

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik/status/809807400584835073

https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik/status/809808494203281409

i think he's having a stroke :ohdear:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

ex post facho posted:

who could have predicted this!!

the kansas city star, in loving 2012 lol

http://www.kansascity.com/latest-news/article303137/Brownback-signs-big-tax-cut-in-Kansas.html


Republican voters really are the dumbest motherfuckers on earth.

They may have complex motivations, but they really just flat-out loving morons

Yeah, like people should watch that documentary about what's wrong with Kansas that came out a few years ago. Now it's going to be even more of a poo poo hole and Neil be getting hosed soon on the Federal level as well lmao.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
are we sure malik obama is real

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
if you want to know what america will look like 2 years into a trump admin, *points to kansas*

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

logikv9 posted:

are we sure malik obama is real

he's got a checkmark nerd

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Twitter is of course awash with people saying China seizing a drone is a sign they have no respect for Obama, when they only finally do something to assert their control of the artificial island stuff in the lame ducks session.

Serf
May 5, 2011


logikv9 posted:

are we sure malik obama is real

you're a hologram

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
by which i mean tornadoes will spawn everywhere and all social services have collapsed

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

This guy trolled ISIS!

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

logikv9 posted:

are we sure malik obama is real

everything is real

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Al! posted:

obviously you've never read the dems thread

i did, once

never again


MizPiz posted:

It's the liberal version of "I'm above your petty political squabblings. :smuggo:"

i mean what he's trying to say in reply to what i said

Yinlock posted:

tbf i think it's just dumb, 8 years of still being screwed makes voting elsewhere a reasonable choice

unless that elsewhere is donald j trump

it would be a reasonable choice if they were voting against the people doing the screwing

like the president hasn't been screwing anyone, so electing a different guy does nothing

if you're getting screwed because you don't have healthcare, then check to see if your governor turned down medicare expansion, or see if your house reps/senators want to repeal obamacare, etc.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

logikv9 posted:

are we sure malik obama is real

early on he said Chuck Johnson helped set up his account. my guess is Malik got bored with it and Chuck took it over.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

logikv9 posted:

are we sure malik obama is real

are your eyes?

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

honestly, the fact that people have no loving clue what the president actually does makes me wish we just elected the legislature and they voted on a head of state


but then gerrymandering and GOP advantage in house makes me go lol gently caress that

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Al! posted:

are your eyes?

hold on, let me look in the mirror

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

logikv9 posted:

are we sure malik obama is real

https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik/status/809813013989494788

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

Karl Sharks posted:

i did, once

never again


i mean what he's trying to say in reply to what i said


it would be a reasonable choice if they were voting against the people doing the screwing

like the president hasn't been screwing anyone, so electing a different guy does nothing

if you're getting screwed because you don't have healthcare, then check to see if your governor turned down medicare expansion, or see if your house reps/senators want to repeal obamacare, etc.

wtf is a governor

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Lamebot posted:

wtf is a governor

it's the thing in your ATV that limits your top speed

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
If you're reading this, the dream is almost over. Soon, you'll open your tired eyes and resume your daily duties as a simple apricot farmer, circa 1991. It's been fun, but it's time to

WAKE

UP

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

Joementum posted:

early on he said Chuck Johnson helped set up his account. my guess is Malik got bored with it and Chuck took it over.

lol

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Baloogan posted:

today is tending to my stove, just moved in some firewood, gonna buy some loaves of bread from a neighbor, um, what else

chillaxin, and still gotta find time to read

i really like the part about buying bread from a neighbor. sounds like a good day.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Joementum posted:

early on he said Chuck Johnson helped set up his account. my guess is Malik got bored with it and Chuck took it over.

can we somehow get chuck tingle to take it over instead?

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Joementum posted:

early on he said Chuck Johnson helped set up his account. my guess is Malik got bored with it and Chuck took it over.

I had to remind myself...yeah that guy:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

a fleshy snood posted:

If you're reading this, the dream is almost over. Soon, you'll open your tired eyes and resume your daily duties as a simple apricot farmer, circa 1991. It's been fun, but it's time to

WAKE

UP

it didn't work

i would like to report a bug

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
im pretty our existence is a simulatin guys

theory of mind told me so

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Karl Sharks posted:

hold on, let me look in the mirror

hahahaha

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

ex post facho posted:

im pretty our existence is a simulatin guys

theory of mind told me so

everyone with a red shirt jump up and down!!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Trash Trick posted:

i really like the part about buying bread from a neighbor. sounds like a good day.

right now atm i am tapping a spoon on my knee to meat loaf's bat out of hell drinking hot tea now that i got the cold poo poo wood to actually burn!!!!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik/status/792403208144494592

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
ol' cock blockin' joemomenetum

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

sir this is a burger king

Oh ok, hold on let me ask this racist mass murderer how he likes his whopper

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


what the gently caress is this title

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ex post facho posted:

holy poo poo, kansas is a failed state

They fight the tornados there so we dont have to fight them at home.

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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Pollyanna posted:

what the gently caress is this title

american political discourse in TYOOL 2016

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