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CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

I have never seen an estimate where you put two cars together. I don't even think most of the standardized estimating software has that as an option.

Insurance companies also don't sell cars.

What are the odds of finding a car with opposite damage as yours? This story is pure garbage. These jobs are done by shady folks who buy salvage cars.

Every word of this is wrong.

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Ola
Jul 19, 2004

xzzy posted:

But that doesn't look like a car, it looks like an old dryer.

I had to go back and check that it wasn't a Land Rover.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

big crush on Chad OMG posted:


What are the odds of finding a car with opposite damage as yours?

This is so ridiculous I can't believe you even posted it.

Oh, no! I rear ended a car! Where ever will I be able to find a vehicle that's been rear-ended?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Cars damaged enough to be totaled don't sit around in lots just waiting for it's opposite number.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Time to warm up the ol' ignore button.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Cars damaged enough to be totaled don't sit around in lots just waiting for it's opposite number.

You're absolutely right no one would ever do such a silly thing.

Not Wolverine
Jul 1, 2007
I'm pretty sure it was in this very thread that someone posted a link to a Russian body shop that like specialized in clip jobs, had pictures of tons of cars that they stapled back together. Granted that is Russia where anything goes so I suppose it might not happen in the US, or at least if it does happen here the car is probably sold to some 3rd world country.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Crotch Fruit posted:

I'm pretty sure it was in this very thread that someone posted a link to a Russian body shop that like specialized in clip jobs, had pictures of tons of cars that they stapled back together. Granted that is Russia where anything goes so I suppose it might not happen in the US, or at least if it does happen here the car is probably sold to some 3rd world country.

This is something awful. If you say absolutely anything at all, someone will argue that you are wrong forever.

xergm
Sep 8, 2009

The Moon is for Sissies!

Crotch Fruit posted:

I'm pretty sure it was in this very thread that someone posted a link to a Russian body shop that like specialized in clip jobs, had pictures of tons of cars that they stapled back together. Granted that is Russia where anything goes so I suppose it might not happen in the US, or at least if it does happen here the car is probably sold to some 3rd world country.

Hell, I remember an episode of "Pimp My Ride" where some guy had a Ford Escort that was 2 different halves stitched together. It was seen as such a safety issue, they just junked the car and, instead, pimped out a brand new Scion xB.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Cojawfee posted:

This is something awful. If you say absolutely anything at all, someone will argue that you are wrong forever.

No way, no one would ever do that here.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Cojawfee posted:

This is something awful. If you say absolutely anything at all, someone will argue that you are wrong forever.

No they won't, this is loving bullshit. Typical :regd06:. There's actually some very tolerant and reasonable posters on here who won't jump down your throat just because you've uttered a single syllable which might be mistaken. So gently caress you, hope your entire family explodes after being attacked by snakes.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Ola posted:

No they won't, this is loving bullshit. Typical :regd06:. There's actually some very tolerant and reasonable posters on here who won't jump down your throat just because you've uttered a single syllable which might be mistaken. So gently caress you, hope your entire family explodes after being attacked by snakes.

Oh wow, some typical :regd04: supremacy nonsense.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Cars damaged enough to be totaled don't sit around in lots just waiting for it's opposite number.

Better than the KFC DoubleDown

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Guys, guys, everyone knows that :regd05: is the best reg year. We're basically '04s without the pedophilia.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Lol imagine having a reg date slap fight these days on the internet's most troll-free forums

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

09 is bigger and has the best emote :regd09:

E: wait gently caress i forgot about :regd10: ignore my dumb rear end

Wrar
Sep 9, 2002


Soiled Meat

fridge corn posted:

Lol imagine having a reg date slap fight these days on the internet's most troll-free forums

fite me you dirty 03.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Crotch Fruit posted:

I'm pretty sure it was in this very thread that someone posted a link to a Russian body shop that like specialized in clip jobs, had pictures of tons of cars that they stapled back together. Granted that is Russia where anything goes so I suppose it might not happen in the US, or at least if it does happen here the car is probably sold to some 3rd world country.

http://autobotanik.livejournal.com/

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Enourmo posted:

09 is bigger and has the best emote :regd09:

E: wait gently caress i forgot about :regd10: ignore my dumb rear end

Can confirm '10s are the best posters

Terrible Robot fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Dec 18, 2016

Not Wolverine
Jul 1, 2007
Thank you, those men are auto body wizards and I feel very sorry for anyone who receives one of those cars.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Crotch Fruit posted:

Thank you, those men are auto body wizards and I feel very sorry for anyone who receives one of those cars.

On yaplakal, some people have tracked down some of the cars they rebuilt listed for sale with no mention of damage.

You could be driving one of their cars right now :tinfoil:

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
Slippery Tilde
karma looking' at a 2 for 1 on the river

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Nononononononono

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Oh, hey, cheap BRZ, just drive through some puddles to wash the idiot off of the undercarriage.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

B4Ctom1 posted:

karma looking' at a 2 for 1 on the river


Suicide jacks.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
Are these the Widowmaker jacks I've heard about?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


The Door Frame posted:

Are these the Widowmaker jacks I've heard about?

Lol, no, that one obviously has 4 arms.

This is a widowmaker.



HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.

Powershift posted:

Lol, no, that one obviously has 4 arms.

This is a widowmaker.





:stare:

Jesus Christ.

hitze
Aug 28, 2007
Give me a dollar. No, the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind...

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
I...think I win?





Tab A goes into slot B, and there aren't even any notches, only friction. Also, even in the best-case scenario, the ground point is three inches outboard from the edge of the vehicle. A canilevered friction jack.

Queen_Combat fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Dec 18, 2016

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

There's also the slight issue where the jack point is under the point of the vehicle most notorious for being a candy shell of paint surrounding several pounds of rust.

The photo is pretty representative of how bad it gets.. that's not a unique state.

Standard test when buying an acvw is to stab the heater channel with a screw driver, if it goes straight through don't buy it. :v:

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Even though my heater channels are just fine, the entire "frame" arm that supports that point on my beetle is also extremely weak, even with what appears to be only surface rust.

I tried using it just once. After the driver's side deflected about an inch and a half before I noticed, I switched to a standard jack on the torsion tube mount, and pounded the stock point back down with a mallet :v:

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
This isn't some hyperbolic or tongue in cheek statement, I have never once had issue with a stock jack and jack point on any air cooled vehicle I have ever owned. Plenty of other issues, just not that.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

I...think I win?





Tab A goes into slot B, and there aren't even any notches, only friction. Also, even in the best-case scenario, the ground point is three inches outboard from the edge of the vehicle. A canilevered friction jack.

I was wondering what those weird tubes under my door jam are for! Jesus christ, those things are so horribly bent, and exposed to so much corrosion... who would trust their life that a 1" square pipe and a jack that doesn't have a lock mechanism will hold a literal ton of steel over their heads?

E: perfect timing

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

The Door Frame posted:

I was wondering what those weird tubes under my door jam are for! Jesus christ, those things are so horribly bent, and exposed to so much corrosion... who would trust their life that a 1" square pipe and a jack that doesn't have a lock mechanism will hold a literal ton of steel over their heads?

E: perfect timing

The earliest obes were a round hole :ironicat:

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

The Door Frame posted:

who would trust their life that a 1" square pipe and a jack that doesn't have a lock mechanism will hold a literal ton of steel over their heads?

Well, it was meant to be used for changing the tire in an emergency. You weren't supposed to climb under there and bleed the brakes. :v:

mekilljoydammit
Jan 28, 2016

Me have motors that scream to 10,000rpm. Me have more cars than Pick and Pull
Weird thing is that those VW jacks are kind of the standard old school rally car jack.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



Can't say I wouldn't do the same just for shits and giggles.

http://i.imgur.com/HPzvma8.mp4

P.S. how do you embed the new style gifs? apparently does it automatically

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Bajaha posted:

Can't say I wouldn't do the same just for shits and giggles.

http://i.imgur.com/HPzvma8.mp4

P.S. how do you embed the new style gifs? apparently does it automatically

Already posted in the awesome thread :v:

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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Bajaha posted:

Can't say I wouldn't do the same just for shits and giggles.

http://i.imgur.com/HPzvma8.mp4

P.S. how do you embed the new style gifs? apparently does it automatically

gifv isn't actually an image like a gif was, it's an mp4 movie. So just post the link and it gets embedded automatically.

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