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So I haven't followed this thread I think since like October, any hugely funny things?
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:So I haven't followed this thread I think since like October, any hugely funny things? CIG did a couple of presentations. It was hilarious every time.
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What game would you make with 140 million, endless time, and a legion of devoted followers? I'm thinking the ultimate nostalgia bomb Secret of Mana-esque couch-coop ARPG, or a city builder taking the best parts of SC4 and Skylines, adding a lot of cool procedural stuff, and adding the ability to start in city in pre-industrial times and build into a dazzling 21st century megapolis, with each era its own distinct, fleshed out experience.
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Dec 17, 2016 03:27
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a very well known and popular german politician (Helmut Schmidt) once said this: "If you have visions, go see a doctor"
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hardycore posted:What game would you make with 140 million, endless time, and a legion of devoted followers? The Tracy Jordan porn game from 30 Rock (it's actually probably either the exact same ARPG you described or a Total War/CK II style thing based on the Exalted RPG setting)
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Dec 17, 2016 03:34
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I'm watching WTFosaurus replay of him watching the holiday stream. He starts watching at about 1:57:30, and starts trashing it almost from the beginning, but he really starts losing it about here: https://www.twitch.tv/wtfosaurus/v/107831224?t=2h19m52s
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Dec 17, 2016 03:38
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hardycore posted:What game would you make with 140 million, endless time, and a legion of devoted followers? Gorkamorka MMO.
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Dec 17, 2016 03:39
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hardycore posted:What game would you make with 140 million, endless time, and a legion of devoted followers? Probably some kind of co-op Shadowrun Returns-alike, with higher production value and a more detailed world and story. But I'd be happy with your suggestions too. Procedural Civ Skylines sounds like it would completely ruin my life forever.
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Dec 17, 2016 03:40
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hardycore posted:What game would you make with 140 million, endless time, and a legion of devoted followers? The scale of WW2 Online, mixed with the infantry level fidelity of BF1, mixed with the aircraft fidelity of DCS hmmmm, maybe i should get a kickstarter rolling...
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Dec 17, 2016 03:45
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hardycore posted:What game would you make with 140 million, endless time, and a legion of devoted followers? Warhammer 40k MOBA
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Dec 17, 2016 03:46
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Das Butterbrot posted:The scale of WW2 Online, mixed with the infantry level fidelity of BF1, mixed with the aircraft fidelity of DCS I wonder how long you'd be able to run a legacy Planetside 1 server for that kind of money…
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Dec 17, 2016 03:50
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Prophetic? http://imgur.com/a/fqU6T
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Dec 17, 2016 03:52
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fuctifino posted:
You should set your Honesty dial to 0, and ask your inner heart of hearts. These things are basically the artists telling people to avoid the lies.
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Dec 17, 2016 03:54
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Spatial posted:I crafted a fantastic device. It will open a portal to another world. A world of dreams... I don't know what you have done here, but I choked on some tea. Good job!!! 
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Dec 17, 2016 03:57
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:The Vandull are basically hairless Kilrathi. Which was basically the Wing Commander movie kilrathi. Good job backers, hopefully you'll get Wing Commander: The Movie: The Game!
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Dec 17, 2016 03:58
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Chin posted:CIG must have massive, doomsday level problems in their performance capture, modeling, and animation pipelines. It's been a full year now since they showed any hint of SQ42 cast in-game with John Rhys-Davies' character model spinning in place on the last holiday live stream. And the last character in motion they showed was in the Old Man teaser a month or so before that. Derek intimated in the live chat today that Chris is terrified to show SQ42 before it's "Ready" because he thinks a bad first reveal will cause overwhelming reputation damage (he's probably right). So there's likely a mountain of buggy, half-finished single player content that they're sitting on but can't release, and instead we get Disco Lando in a clown suit.
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Dec 17, 2016 03:58
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This anniversary ranks up with the 50th of the Declaration of Independence when Adams and Jefferson died hours apart. Last words Roberts will say before he drifts off to sleep will be "Derek Smart is still alive."
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Dec 17, 2016 03:59
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peter gabriel posted:Ha ha ha wtf? So Port Ollisar is off the menu? That is amazing, this game is loving shrinking as time goes by, it's like the saddest grape left out in the sun slowly shrinking to become a raisin I guess? I didn't really think this through Counterpoint: Raisins are good.
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Dec 17, 2016 04:08
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Please help me my schadenfreude boner can't stop cumming and for the last 20 minutes it's been nothing but dry ashes and stimpirial ghost loads rushing out of me.
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Dec 17, 2016 04:10
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Star Citizen: nothing but dry ashes and stimpirial ghost loads rushing out of me.
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Dec 17, 2016 04:11
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That was beautiful. Can't wait to see you guys in the 'verse.
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Dec 17, 2016 04:12
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I'm glad that even after all the other poo poo 2016 has thrown at me, I can still count on CIG to be irredeemable fuckups. 
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Dec 17, 2016 04:14
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It's beautiful Get it while it's hot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdQrKas8Vu0 o9
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Dec 17, 2016 04:20
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I'll have you know I got the first paragraph of the stimpire text out in twitch chat before I was permabanned today o8
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Dec 17, 2016 04:25
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TheAgent posted:who won the thing I have a feeling nobody? It pretty much surpassed every conceivable idea people had, in a negative direction. Lee doing what you do, CIG! 
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Dec 17, 2016 04:25
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cool new Polack jokes posted:It's beautiful Can someone time stamp the hot mic incidents. I want to see if I can hear anything worth quoting
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Dec 17, 2016 04:25
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The Titanic posted:If you do, just get a base package. At least at that you won't be out a huge amount of money. And maybe you can take part in the eventual class action lawsuit and get a 0.65 refund in 2023. But I am already really smug. I don't WANNA BE SMUG, IGNORANT AND DELUSIONAL! Please, help me. You all are my ONLY HOPE! 
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Dec 17, 2016 04:29
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cool new Polack jokes posted:It's beautiful Ahahaha they cut out the first half hour.
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Dec 17, 2016 04:29
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" New! Be advised that you will need to restart the client after every Star Marine or Arena Commander match or you will be unable to join a new match. " I love you CIG please continue to be funded for years to come. Toast must find it fun to relaod the game each match, these new loading screens have to be worth a look.
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Dec 17, 2016 04:33
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ComposerGuy posted:Ahahaha they cut out the first half hour. Really ? I hit play and heard sandi and Chris talking about whatever with the logo on screen They left that in ? How bad was the rest ? Lol
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Dec 17, 2016 04:33
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WTFosaurus is live and currently downloading 2.6. He's only got a few meg left. Might be hilarious.
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Dec 17, 2016 04:37
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So I guess now we're on a timer for the "Road To The Christmas Sale" video wherein we are relegated with sad programmers trying real hard, Chris in shorts yelling at people, and more heartfelt emotions. Maybe they can even convince some people to cry for them on camera. I hope they end it on the screen of the destroyed monitor that died for your entertainment. This is all well and good. I'm sure the patch that fixes everything is right around the corner! Come on guys! Look at that funding tracker plummet! It's time for some serious spite pledges to show goons you still believe in Chris!
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Dec 17, 2016 04:41
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cool new Polack jokes posted:It's beautiful You know what really gets me about Sandi? Everything about her stage persona is more annoying then the "real" Sandi. Even though she's got a really bad case of resting bitch face, it's still much better then the twitchy movements and rictus grin of her stage persona. And with the hot mike at the beginning where she and Chris are discussing the blankets her actual "sorta Australian" accent is much more appealing then her on stage American accent. It's weird, especially since she fancies herself an actor.
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Dec 17, 2016 04:42
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hardycore posted:What game would you make with 140 million, endless time, and a legion of devoted followers? In order: -Get White Wolf from Paradox and make New World of Darkness/Chronicles of Darkness games. -Revive Siren and/or Eternal Darkness. -Red Dead Revolution: Set in the Russian Civil War, prominently featuring this dude: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_von_Ungern-Sternberg
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Dec 17, 2016 04:43
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nawledgelambo posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5irwlv/evocati_26_screenshot_and_livestream_restrictions/ Yes. I called it. That's precisely what my sources told me; in addition to no SQ42, no 3.0, major studio downsizing, key people on their way out etc quote:
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My predictions:The Titanic posted:Here's from my earlier prediction: I'm assuming that the cobbled 2.6 lacks Star Marine though.
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Dec 17, 2016 04:44
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The Titanic posted:My predictions: https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5isc0r/so_if_i_subscribe_right_now_i_can_play_26/
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Currently on WTFosaurus: Looks like they're going to try to do Star Marine. Customize loadout apparently crashes you out. Crashed out adding someone. They can't figure out what menus to use to start a game. Can't figure out how to get everyone in. Have started over the process of trying to setup a game at least twice.
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