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Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

I still don't know why it's called yuri on ice. :confused:

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Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

flosofl posted:

:aaa:

I have never noticed this.

They're made with real froot.

Duodecimal
Dec 28, 2012

Still stupid

Or Holly.

Short Penguin
Jun 1, 2010

Ak Gara posted:

I still don't know why it's called yuri on ice. :confused:

*sobbing laughter*

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006



you leave sandy alone, just watch this poo poo shes incredible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJIsi2yoC7Q

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Fun fact: Sandra Lee is literally the First Lady of the State of New York.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Did someone say Sandra Lee?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:


Hudson Police Mistake Mannequin For Elderly 'Woman' Trapped In A Car

quote:

Police responding to a report of an elderly woman frozen inside a car in Hudson, New York were surprised to find the woman was actually a mannequin.

According to CBS New York, a distraught caller contacted the Hudson PD around 8:30 a.m. on Friday after seeing what he believed was an elderly woman "frozen to death" inside a car. When officers arrived at the scene, they found what appeared to be an elderly woman sitting in the car's passenger seat with her seatbelt buckled and an oxygen mask on her face. She did not move and was unresponsive.

Officers were unable to find the car's owner and became concerned for the woman's safety—it was about five degrees Fahrenheit, the car was covered in snow and looked like it hadn't been moved recently, CNN reports.
After cops smashed the car's rear window, they found that the woman was actually a mannequin that is used for CPR training. But the mannequin was fully clothed, had hair, and skin blemishes.

When the car's owner arrived on the scene, he identified himself as a sales representative for a company that makes medical training devices, Hudson police told CNN. The man was reportedly angry that police broke his car window and told police he always transports the mannequin in a car.

"He apparently was quite vocal and vulgar to my Sergeant," Hudson Police Chief Edward Moore told CNN. "If you park your locked vehicle on the street on a sub-zero night with a life size realistic mannequin seated in it ... we will break your window," he added.

http://gothamist.com/2016/12/17/hudson_police_mistake_mannequin_for.php

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
I refuse to believe the owner doesn't use that as a sex doll.

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Outrail posted:

I refuse to believe the owner doesn't use that as a sex doll.

My first thought was carpool lane.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Outrail posted:

I refuse to believe the owner doesn't use that as a sex doll.


Enos Cabell posted:

My first thought was carpool lane.

Who's to say that he can't have it both ways? Maybe it's a very versatile mannequin.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

This was funny and I enjoyed it.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


When will Mannequin Man return with more mannequins in an effort to become internet famous?

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Decrepus posted:

When will Mannequin Man return with more mannequins in an effort to become internet famous?

I don't know, that didn't turn out so well for Kevin Havens.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Enos Cabell posted:

My first thought was carpool lane.

Having grown up there, I don't think there's a highway with a carpool lane within a couple hours' drive of Hudson, NY. Therefore, fuckdoll

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



He keeps her carefully belted in, so

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
The schadenfreude for this is people willing to do this to themselves for 20 bucks and a hot dog.

This can get pretty gruesome, so be warned. The cinderblocks. :stare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUlqcrrbv1k

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

Sappo569 posted:

What

I thought that was a prank based on the gif I saw

They really have dudes inside the machines ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmfpAg74ceY

its 100% real

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Who's to say that he can't have it both ways? Maybe it's a very versatile mannequin.

I wonder if its teeth come out.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

quote:

"Yes," said Holly, "We were out of Cumin so I used Curry instead. It's like an Indian version of Nacho soup."

This can't be real.

Edit: Yeah it's not real. I will believe literally anything if I want it to be true :(.

Outrail has a new favorite as of 01:03 on Dec 18, 2016

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Chromatic posted:

The schadenfreude for this is people willing to do this to themselves for 20 bucks and a hot dog.

This can get pretty gruesome, so be warned. The cinderblocks. :stare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUlqcrrbv1k

CZW tends to flip-flop between boring because they're not that good at making their moves look like they aren't staged and horrifying because they make up for the former by nearly dismembering one another.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Gorilla Salad posted:

I'm reminded of one of those batsu game shows where they were testing out disgusting pizza recipes to get the other member to eat.

One decided to put strong mints on his pizza which reacted with the other ingredients and the cooking process to create a chemical weapon which destroyed everyone.


EDIT: Well that was surprisingly easy to find.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi1_gg-AJLY&t=815s

:laffo: Holy poo poo, I lost it in the first one at "IT BURNS" but the second one topped that in spades with "IT COOLS MY FACE"

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
A kid in Australia was photographed at his 18th birthday party with a dumb haircut, the internet memed the gently caress out of him and a few media outlets reported on it and reposted a bunch of the memes so he's suing them for defamation. The judge has thrown out some of his complaints, assigned costs to him and even explained the Streisand Effect to him but he's continuing with the case.

http://www.theage.com.au/nsw/mullet-defamation-case-gets-a-haircut-as-sydney-teen-ali-ziggi-mosslmani-suffers-setback-20161217-gtdetb.html


That's a hell of a hill to die on.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007


I don't even understand this picture :psyduck:

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A kid in Australia was photographed at his 18th birthday party with a dumb haircut, the internet memed the gently caress out of him and a few media outlets reported on it and reposted a bunch of the memes so he's suing them for defamation. The judge has thrown out some of his complaints, assigned costs to him and even explained the Streisand Effect to him but he's continuing with the case.

http://www.theage.com.au/nsw/mullet-defamation-case-gets-a-haircut-as-sydney-teen-ali-ziggi-mosslmani-suffers-setback-20161217-gtdetb.html


That's a hell of a hill to die on.

That guy is getting some serious tail, and I'm not talking about his mullet.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A kid in Australia was photographed at his 18th birthday party with a dumb haircut, the internet memed the gently caress out of him and a few media outlets reported on it and reposted a bunch of the memes so he's suing them for defamation. The judge has thrown out some of his complaints, assigned costs to him and even explained the Streisand Effect to him but he's continuing with the case.

http://www.theage.com.au/nsw/mullet-defamation-case-gets-a-haircut-as-sydney-teen-ali-ziggi-mosslmani-suffers-setback-20161217-gtdetb.html


That's a hell of a hill to die on.

If anyone should be suing for damages it's the poor woman in the picture with this dingus.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Or Simply Sara?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Girl fails!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkmMu_zAbt8

Some are kinda "meh" but holy poo poo the dive off the bridge, make sure to crank your speakers. :stare:

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Huh, this makes Tetsuo in Let it Die much less random.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
:nms: just to be safe
55 car pileup on a Maryland highway including a tanker truck that falls of the bridge.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

I'm glad he used his phone to record that instead of calling EMS to come help the man burning to death.

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

If anyone wants to scope out the spot, this is the Google street view. You can see the 51 mile marker, and the overhead sign for Washington Blvd. The gap between the bridges is actually really small - there's an elevation difference that makes it look bigger

https://www.google.com/maps/@39.2714002,-76.6544442,3a,49.5y,106.79h,87.34t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sSgDdT7JNKE31RudnuRYARg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Chichevache posted:

I'm glad he used his phone to record that instead of calling EMS to come help the man burning to death.

As he very clearly stated towards the end, someone else should have done it.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

MizPiz posted:

As he very clearly stated towards the end, someone else should have done it.

:negative:

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
The world's worst criminals caught in the act. Don't let the baby faces fool you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vktt2wurx6c

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
:cripes:

SUMBADAH CULL NINE JUANJUAN (while filming on a cell phone)

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

BOOTY-ADE posted:

:laffo: Holy poo poo, I lost it in the first one at "IT BURNS" but the second one topped that in spades with "IT COOLS MY FACE"

The schaden is now me, I can't stop watching these things and I'm supposed to be getting my poo poo together for work dammit

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

The schaden is now me, I can't stop watching these things and I'm supposed to be getting my poo poo together for work dammit

Batsu games are the best thing ever and I wish America stole this wacky Japanese idea. Imagine Daniel Tosh, Dave Chapelle, Larry the Cable Guy, and Steve Martin being tortured on TV for 24 hours. :allears:

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HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003



I mean I've seen this video hundreds of times but it just occurred to me; "Wanda" died of a massive heart attack years ago, right?

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