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DancingShade posted:Peter split before Robocop 3 so you're totally good to go ahead and join the hate. I know Peter isn't in 3, that's why I'm saying it's impressive that I think 2 is even worse. Why hasn't he been in a Mass Effect game yet by the way. At least we got Lance Henriksen.
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 09:39 |
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Heavy Metal posted:(everybody see the Peter Weller/Sam Elliott zany action flick Shakedown) I tried to make a peter weller shepard once a la Screamers, didn't work out so well - guys got such a weird face. Also: way more handsome than anything any player could come up with
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 09:41 |
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That guy's face only belongs in gifs of it doing weird stuff like flippin around/glitching out My fav real life video game character is that Sam Lake guy from Remedy (Max Payne).
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 09:43 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Adept with max Lift, Adept and Pistols can take down Geth Colossus on Insanity without breaking a sweat. that reminds me: if you want to maximise your experience gains in ME1 while driving the Mako, whittle them down with your Mako gun until they have a sliver of health left then jump out and kill them by foot, if you kill an enemy while in the Mako you only get a quarter of the experience
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 13:09 |
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DancingShade posted:Stop trying to make "pretty" shepards and just add on all the scars and heavy goth makeup you can. My fav play-through was a renegade femshep with the darkest eyeshadow, lipstick, and hair. She was edgy as poo poo. Oh, and she was a vanguard, so she was a major rear end-kicker too.
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 18:27 |
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You have to go full sith
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 18:30 |
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Lmao if you played a male Sheppard as anything but the President Barack Obama
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 18:34 |
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:Lmao if you played a male Sheppard as anything but the President Barack Obama jfc that's so perfect His secret service codename is "Renegade".
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 18:36 |
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:Lmao if you played a male Sheppard as anything but the President Barack Obama Give me the sliders and I'll play my first male shep, through the entire trilogy. That's just too good
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 18:38 |
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Just google it the codes for ME2 and 3 are all over
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 18:40 |
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Doesn't help with ME1.
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 18:44 |
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Just play default shep in ME1 and then headcannon that Cerberus rebuilt him in the shape of a famous evil tyrant from humanity's dark past #MAGA
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 18:46 |
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sweet geek swag posted:Doesn't help with ME1. All the ME2 face-codes are is just the slider positions, there are webpages you can put a face code into and it'll give you the slider positions for ME1. It's a hassle putting them in but it works for ME2 faces.
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 18:50 |
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So we know there's a rock monster, will there also be a tar monster?
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 18:56 |
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There will be a cum monster im pretty sure
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 19:13 |
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I hope this game let's you make babies then
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 19:17 |
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Your Computer posted:I had this grand idea of playing through the entire trilogy in anticipation of this game (I never actually played ME3, but ME1&2 are some of my favorite games) but I'm having such a hard time getting into ME1 The clunky controls and UI, and most importantly the spider-eyelashes, skeletal-looking, fish-lipped player character. I'm the type of person who spends literal hours in character creators, but I just can't make anything resembling a human being in ME1s. You're doing it wrong. Just use the default skin. It actually matches the voice for both.
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 19:18 |
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moist turtleneck posted:So we know there's a rock monster, will there also be a tar monster? that wasn't a rock it was a rock lobster
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 19:32 |
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moist turtleneck posted:So we know there's a rock monster, i didn't know ronnie james dio was in mass effect
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# ? Dec 17, 2016 19:36 |
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*extremely Tim & Eric voice*: great job https://twitter.com/tibermoon/status/809890716331704320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 01:28 |
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Pattonesque posted:*extremely Tim & Eric voice*: great job
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 01:53 |
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The sexy alien's shirt comes off and oh god why is it's torso covered in mouths and why is the skin semi transparent Still waiting for the exosuit full of spiders BTW.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 02:10 |
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Just finished Mass Effect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUKiOcV1SSc
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 02:34 |
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Helith posted:Just finished Mass Effect. I actually just replayed the Collector Ship level in ME2. Such a well paced mission and the art & sound design still holds up very well. Even though there isn't actually a clock or anything (to my knowledge) by the end you really feel that "gotta get out gently caress gently caress" urgency they were trying to instill.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 02:38 |
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Zzulu posted:There will be a cum monster im pretty sure we can only hope
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 04:06 |
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Did they even make N7 hoodies in S, M or L?
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 07:21 |
A Buff Gay Dude posted:Did they even make N7 hoodies in S, M or L? Yeah, I got one in Small and one in Medium.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 07:46 |
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Helith posted:Just finished Mass Effect. This was a hella dope credits song and I'm kinda bummed me3 didn't have more synth and instead went for an orchestral movie soundtrack.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 09:11 |
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Poops Mcgoots posted:This was a hella dope credits song and I'm kinda bummed me3 didn't have more synth and instead went for an orchestral movie soundtrack. But how else would we know that it's an epic space adventure?!
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 11:07 |
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Yeah ME1 had the best soundtrack by far because it actually stuck to the 80s sci-fi vibe.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 11:11 |
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Vitamin P posted:It's quite cool that a talky blockbuster video game has you playing as an immigrant. Give us DLC where we tear down an ill-conceived space wall. It would be neat if a big Khet faction wants to deport the dirty immigrants back whence they came to the milky way. Which assuming a failshep playthrough, is still prowling with Reapers. I'd also note Mako XP in ME 1 is 40% of on foot by default not 25%. I always just change it to 100%.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 12:15 |
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Poops Mcgoots posted:This was a hella dope credits song and I'm kinda bummed me3 didn't have more synth and instead went for an orchestral movie soundtrack. Faunts are great. And ME3 did get another Faunts song, Das Malefitz. I think Das Malefitz is actually probably better than M4 Part II. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BXfUOSk4A8 Hopefully they pull another one for Andromeda.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 12:22 |
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I need to stop focusing on how much ME3 ruined the franchise for me because mmo-alike grinding for collectibles aside, DA:I had some pretty good story missions and I thought the climax was suitably dramatic with a satisfying conclusion. So based on EA taking notes from that ME:A will probably be ok. Probably. Hopefully. And if not gently caress it, at least we'll know for sure.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 12:31 |
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DA:I had pretty boring characters, story and setting Other than that, it was a pretty decent game
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 12:33 |
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The Mass Effect 1 soundtrack is very good. I much prefer electronic music to more classical compositions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRkeyFNxBYs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la8g4lQ6zBA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZLwQdgKlMA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce43nUZqJ4g
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 12:35 |
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Zzulu posted:DA:I had pretty boring characters, story and setting Except for the gameplay.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 12:35 |
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Don't worry, in an effort to never offend anybody's sensibilities again, all the characters in Mass Effect: Andromeda will be a careful composite of the dankest memes known to the franchise with sassy catchphrases you'll be repeating to your online friends for months to come!
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 12:57 |
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ME:A and Ryder is Jacob's cynical joke from ME2 about Shepard not focus testing right, except irl.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 12:58 |
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Zzulu posted:DA:I had pretty boring characters, story and setting I just remember religious town you started in, mage castle with time travel, upgrade castle, palace party, grey warden cameo level with unnecessarily long bonus demon level and forest zone with elven ruins (which I think describes half the zones in the game). I had no idea what any of the locations were actually called even when I was playing it - frankly I didn't care or think it was important. The story missions were good and I enjoyed those. Wanted more really. The dragged out filler content out less so. If you could skip straight to each major plot section where poo poo actually happens without all the repetitive filler crap I think DA:I might be much improved. And waaaaay shorter. Also I barely used half the party members and stuck to starter tank Cassandra, annoying elf archer because upgrading varric's crossbow was even more annoying, then I endlessly alternated between the two dude mages trying to figure out which was better and came up with no conclusion. Then there were those mounts which were completely useless for any reason whatsoever except that one skippable side quest that required a mount.
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 13:18 |
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Helith posted:Just finished Mass Effect. If you're gonna link this song, at least link the proper crab battle video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gISlB1IdUjI I just finished replaying ME2 and ME3 after not touching the series since beating ME3 shortly after launch. Time away and leviathan really went a long way towards making the ending less of a let down.
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