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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

treasureplane posted:

Wash Tubbs (September 7, 1929)

The wouldbe Mrs Tubbs there is either wearing high heels on the beach or her feet are just shaped like that.

Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life


Putting Gil in there implies that this mall is in RI, which just serves to remind the reader that the main characters in the strip are a Family Guy ripoff. Bad move.

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Arlo and Janis Classic (Oct. 10, 1994)

Good Listener
Sep 2, 2006

Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool
Man the Tinkersons kid is there too. If only he could have squeezed in our favorite cameo with her sign.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Slammy posted:

They'll Do It Every Time (March, 1940, click for big)


Mr. Blink helps out more around his home, therefore Mrs. Blink has more time to make waffles. A consistent comic.



The Amazing Spider-Man


And thus we are denied the glory of Tony Stark's voicemail message. I am truly tickled that the Fantastic Four tailor their message to fit whatever specific poo poo they are in at any given moment. I'd call them every week just to find out what's up.

Say, what are the odds that this Sentry is a bigger dick than Ronan? Maybe Peter should just let this problem sort itself out.


Sally Forth


Little Drummer Boy. :colbert:

O Holy Night is great too, but people do tend to torture it.


The Heart of Juliet Jones


Eve just kicking seven kinds of poo poo out of everybody. :allears:


Prince Valiant




Phantom Classic




Big Ben Bolt

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail


Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom


Pooch Café

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Pastry of the Year posted:

Arlo and Janis Classic (Oct. 10, 1994)



It isn't necessary to feel guilty Arlo.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


catlord posted:

Pulpy Joe's! That almost makes up for Intelligent Life dragging Gil into it.
For those unfamiliar with the Story of Pulpy Joe:


I don't see any hugging. :colbert:
:lol:

F Minus



Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD



And so, Dolly hires high-powered attorneys to sue the school board for not taking sufficient action to protect children in their care.

Jungle Jim

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

SomeMathGuy posted:

Pearls Before Swine

Pretty sure this was a Beavis and Butthead episode.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Presto posted:

Pretty sure this was a Beavis and Butthead episode.

It was; several other shows have also done it since it's the go-to parody version of the original.

That said the timing together with Funky Winkerbean is accidentally on point.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert


Foxtrot

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
shut the gently caress up Jason

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
This is great, made me actually laugh out loud.

Batman and Robin




Calvin and Hobbes






Outland






Ripley's

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Pop Team Epic

This could very well be some hilarious punwork in Japanese. :shrug:

Honey Come Chatka

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
Dream of the Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)


And He Did. (October, 1915)


Guess If They Are Married! (January, 1916, click for big)


Outbursts of Everett True (March, 1916)


The Gay Thirties (April, 1935, click for big))


They'll Do It Every Time (March, 1940, click for big)


Mopsy (August, 1940)


Tweedy (October, 1956, click for big)


Jaf (1969)


Feiffer (1970, click for big)


Andy Capp (December, 1970, click for big)


Wee Pals (December, 1970, click for big)


Pyton


Richard's Poor Almanac (click for big)


Dick Tracy (October, 2009, click for big)

Vaishino
Nov 14, 2003

He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds

Finally, Mark Trail gets back to his roots; boats.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
This was the last Dick Tracy storyline what's his face the 100 year old guy worked on right?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Calaveron posted:

This was the last Dick Tracy storyline what's his face the 100 year old guy worked on right?

No, there were a few more. Last one had a dude in a gas mask or something.

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!

WickedHate posted:

Honey Come Chatka


What a hunk.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Kavak posted:

No, there were a few more. Last one had a dude in a gas mask or something.

It was a gimp mask, and he got eaten alive by rats while drowning in a sinkhole the size of New Jersey.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

BigDave posted:

It was a gimp mask, and he got eaten alive by rats while drowning in a sinkhole the size of New Jersey.

Ye gods!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Slammy posted:

The Gay Thirties (April, 1935, click for big))


I have to admit doing this as a kid in the 70s. I loved the Johnson-Smith catalog. I would also send off for any free thing I could get.

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.
If you were a chimp in a North Korean zoo, you'd smoke a pack a day too.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Simian_Prime posted:

If you were a chimp in a North Korean zoo, you'd smoke a pack a day too.

That chimp has some of the best living conditions in the country.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Selachian posted:

Rhymes with Orange



You got pretty lame unimaginative kid(s), Hilary.

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

Selachian posted:

Rhymes with Orange



Are you sure about that? I always took apart the sets and poured all my pieces together, and I can't help but think I'm not alone in this.

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Andorra posted:

Are you sure about that? I always took apart the sets and poured all my pieces together, and I can't help but think I'm not alone in this.

Yeah, we had the exact opposite happen; my dad was do pissed off that we had broken apart and intermixed the sets so frequently that when I went off to college, he spent a whole month finding all the pieces and rebuilding the models so they could be displayed properly.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

i am prepping the cyanide tablets for 1/21/2017. In the meantime, comics!

Adam Ames


That Rookie from the 13th Squad


Ella Cinders


Myra North, Special Nurse

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


I guess they're just taking the average rate of beard growth and multiplying it by the average lifespan, minus childhood? Because no, that's not how hair works. Each hair grows for a certain amount of time and then stops, falls out, and gets replaced by a new hair, which is why body hair is so much shorter than head hair and doesn't need to be trimmed.

plainswalker75 posted:

Yeah, we had the exact opposite happen; my dad was do pissed off that we had broken apart and intermixed the sets so frequently that when I went off to college, he spent a whole month finding all the pieces and rebuilding the models so they could be displayed properly.
You got a pretty lame unimaginative dad, plainswalker75.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!

Tiggum posted:

body hair is so much shorter than head hair and doesn't need to be trimmed.

Speak for yourself.

Maldraedior
Jun 16, 2002

YOU ARE AN ASININE MORT

Julet Esqu posted:


Say, what are the odds that this Sentry is a bigger dick than Ronan? Maybe Peter should just let this problem sort itself out.


Well, if it's The Sentry, then he is waaaaaay outside of Spidey's league and also batshit crazy. There's pretty much nothing Newspaper Spiderman could do to or about him, so of course that's who it is.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Honestly, I'm really curious how Newspaper Spider-Man will handle The Sentry. Even more curious if The Void will show up, though.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Ronan's first appearance has him searching for a Kree Sentry robot so he's not after the Sentry in yellow, possibly.

This is still a problem for spidey because it's a loving 10 story tall robot

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



It will be a Sentry - which is what the Kree (Ronan's people) call the robots they built to guard their bases on other planets.

There's (at least) one on Earth that the Kree left to look out for the genetically enhanced super-humans they created to use as bioweapons in their space war with the shapeshifting Skrulls, an experiment they ultimately abandoned because their leader, an AI built out of cadaver brains, prophesied that one of them would try to kill it in the future.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set is toll-free.


Working Daze is a cold day in Hell.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is looking to set up a franchise.

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy

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