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Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Waffles Inc. posted:

they needed a way to explain a weakness in the Death Star that didn't need explaining.

That's the whole movie really. c.f. Tantive's story making less sense now than before the explanation.

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al-azad
May 28, 2009



Arglebargle III posted:

Personally I thought this was a bad Star Wars movie.

Looking at it through the lens of a heist movie is something different on the other hand.

If your idea of Star Wars is family friendly swashbuckling adventure in space, definitely. It was a war movie behind enemy lines with Mujahideen insurgent aliens. If anything I was disappointed with is that they totally didn't run with the extremist rebel angle. First 30 minutes show the alliance as kind of nefarious and then you get Saw who mentally tortures people and breaths through a mask like Darth Vader but that's swept aside pretty early.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Magic Hate Ball posted:

I'm trying to remember what happened in the scene where Chirrut walks through the gunfire - do we see what he hears, or was that just implied? It seemed unclear whether he had powers beyond Ultra Ears, I almost expected the camera to crane above him and show the laser bullets bending around him or just missing him, to demonstrate his ability. The bit in the jail cell made it seem like he was going to meditate it open, or that there'd be some business about that, but instead someone just jams a stick in the lock and it opens, which was kind of anticlimactic.

He's constantly explaining this. He doesn't have any abilities, he's just really in-tune with the force.

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

Magic Hate Ball posted:

I mean, I was fine with it, it just seemed like a missed opportunity of emphasis that could've been fun.

He's no Jedi. The scene simply puts a strong emphasis on the "all is as the Force wills it" belief. Pulling that master switch was Chirrut's destiny. If we're to believe in this all-powerful energy in the universe, Chirrut's purpose in life lead up to that point through the will of the Force. That's likely why he was able to walk through all the laser blasts unscathed. As soon as he pulled the switch, he dies and becomes one with the Force.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

al-azad posted:

If your idea of Star Wars is family friendly swashbuckling adventure in space, definitely. It was a war movie behind enemy lines with Mujahideen insurgent aliens. If anything I was disappointed with is that they totally didn't run with the extremist rebel angle. First 30 minutes show the alliance as kind of nefarious and then you get Saw who mentally tortures people and breaths through a mask like Darth Vader but that's swept aside pretty early.

This encompasses a lot of my problems with R1 is that it's almost unrepentantly safe. There were no surprises and nothing interesting happens. There aren't even interesting alien environments.

It feigns at "darkness" and "grittiness" without ever being as dark as the prior films. It pulls every single punch and hides behind predictable and unearned character moments

They're hugging on the beach
He dies in slow motion
Bad guy gets surprise murdered
"Too extreme" rebels are killed
Vader chokes someone

It's rote as gently caress

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Steve2911 posted:

One thing that did bug me. Having the 'Long time ago' card at the start, but not following it with the classic STAR WARS text crawl. It felt off.

I'd have preferred either both or neither.

I missed the opening fanfare, but not the crawl. The crawls were always kind of goofy. The opening of the film really really could have used a few big scoops of John Williams though. The soundtrack was the most disappointing part of the film for me.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Steve2911 posted:

He's constantly explaining this. He doesn't have any abilities, he's just really in-tune with the force.

That makes sense, I just didn't know how someone could be in tune with the force without having the force. I thought the midichlorians did it or something.

the midichlorian is the powerhouse of the cell

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

I would have preferred to see the radical, extremist Jyn Erso over the watered down version we got in the final cut. The radical extremist Jyn might have had a solid character arc.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Magic Hate Ball posted:

That makes sense, I just didn't know how someone could be in tune with the force without having the force. I thought the midichlorians did it or something.

the midichlorian is the powerhouse of the cell

Yet another reason to ignore the prequels.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Entropic posted:

I missed the opening fanfare, but not the crawl. The crawls were always kind of goofy. The opening of the film really really could have used a few big scoops of John Williams though. The soundtrack was the most disappointing part of the film for me.

Literally everything about Star Wars is goofy, that's a really weird complaint.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

They should never have cut the "DIS A REBELLION, INNIT? I REBEL!" line, and they should have left Jyn as a member of the Space Mujahideen.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

DeimosRising posted:

Literally everything about Star Wars is goofy, that's a really weird complaint.

I don't hate the crawls, I just don't miss it much when it's not there.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Was anyone else expecting the fancy metal handle on the blind guy's staff to turn out to be a concealed light saber?

Bubbacub
Apr 17, 2001

Rabelais D posted:

I loved the space battle - finally, another good star war after thirty three years of waiting.

After being thoroughly bored by The Force Awakens I was worried that maybe I'd outgrown Star Wars. Turns out that no, I haven't grown up at all.

My minor criticism of the space battle is that the two Star Destroyers guarding the shield gate were never an active threat or really did anything convincing to support the fight. I wish they had been a pair of Victory class ships, which would have made the entrance of Vader's ISD more dramatic.

:goonsay:

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

withak posted:

Was anyone else expecting the fancy metal handle on the blind guy's staff to turn out to be a concealed light saber?

YES

Have his gunner friend tease him about carrying around one with a broken crystal. "You'd have to be a Jedi to get that garbage working again. Give up the religion, we were wrong." Have it feebly ignite in the chanting scene just enough for his staff swings to deflect the shots Star Wars Kid style.

And just for kicks make him fade away at death.

One of the worst things about the series is the inborn-superheroness of Jedis. Martial arts and war movies might lean on the genius or excellent training of a given protagonist but they rarely present such a rigid caste system. The monk could have been a well-earned gently caress you to emotional hereditary magic users by showing what devotion and focus can do.

Analytic Engine fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Dec 18, 2016

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

The Geonosian designs were incomplete, and had a gap labeled "Exotic power supply goes here." Also all the hallways were designed for bugs instead of humans, so those had to be altered. Galen Erso, a specialist in energy research, was brought on to fill in the gaps. The Imperials named it because obviously they couldn't use the Geonosian name - the Geonosians were on the Separatist side, not the Republican side. At some point during his later work, he realized that he had already provided the critical insight, and that if he defected, they would soon realize they could do it without him, but they hadn't realized it yet.

Where's my No-Prize?

Mat Cauthon
Jan 2, 2006

The more tragic things get,
the more I feel like laughing.



BrianWilly posted:

The more I think about the overall storyline of this film, the more I appreciate the...audacity of it. I think this is the most substantial affirmation of the KoTOR2 approach to Star Wars that we've gotten yet.

The Force is with us. And the Force...is also a cunning, ruthless, manipulative, abusive entity that uses and eventually discards us as we suit its needs.

Look at what happens in this film. Can you see the strings at work? The invisible hands guiding these hapless, ill-fated individuals through this elaborate series of events to get them exactly where they need to be at the exact times for the exact things to happen that need to happen in order for those final five seconds of the movie to go down the way it does? The Force whispers, cajoles, maneuvers these characters in just the right ways to set the intricate tapestry of schemes in motion. It presents them with just the right motivations they need to "choose" the choices that they do of their own "free will." And, indeed, the Force does watch and protect its soldiers in shrewd, skillful ways so that they survive long enough to do what needs to be done; blaster shots fly over their heads. Bombs explode just slightly to the side. They very coincidentally have just enough time to outrun the blast radius and get to safety from the superweapons.

The minute that these puppets have fulfilled their roles, however? The very moment that they've successfully accomplished their portion of the mission...their part in the heist...and they have nothing else to offer to the plan at hand? Well, there's no reason to go to any trouble to protect tools aren't useful to you anymore, is there? Time to toss them out and start polishing some new ones. So, of course, here "suddenly" come the lethal blaster shots, the expertly-aimed grenades, the nukes that you can no longer fly away from.


My god, this happens to every single character. Saw and Galen -- the former of whom has been soldiering on in defiance of the Empire for years and years -- survive just long enough to motivate Jyn into action. Chirrut and Baze are drawn into this plan by pure happenstance and twice survived the destruction of their home and faith...just to meet their end mere seconds after righting the message tower. Bodhi gets taken out by a bomb right after delivering the right message to the Rebels...who also then die, after having survived a hopeless battle up to that point. K-2SO? Goes down buying just the right amount of time in the right way. It seemed like Cassian would meet a premature, ignoble death...but no, the Force was not done with him yet, and drags him back onto the stage for one final killing, one final assassination in service of a demanding master.

They were pawns. They, and every other Rebel soldier throwing themselves into the cause, were pieces placed on the board to distract, divert, challenge, and physically impede the enemy forces, all to ensure the continued safety of the King and Queen...in this case, Leia and Luke (respectively), the true avatars of the Force and the two pieces that it absolutely would not sacrifice. How could the likes of Jyn, Cassian, Bodhi, Chirrut, and Baze compare to the Skywalkers, in the Force's eyes? We're talking about criminals, assassins, Empire-born laborers and droids, and half-Jedi. They, and every other volunteer soldier who (again, just so conveniently) have something to atone for, kill for, or die for, are the exact sorts of people that the Force would sacrifice -- not carelessly, but opportunely nonetheless -- in the name of preserving itself, righting itself.


This is truly a film about the dregs, the forgotten, the expendables...a film where the main characters are not the main characters of the franchise.

I've never played KOTOR but this interpretation rings true to me. The Force doesn't give a poo poo about anyone that isn't a Skywalker, or tangentially related to furthering their cause, and the overall goal was always "restore balance to the Force" (which is not synonymous with "take down the Empire'). In the context of this analysis, it makes all the sacrifices in R1 even sadder, because all these people got put through a meat grinder just to get Luke and Leia in the position to play their role and TFA shows that they even hosed that up.

UmOk
Aug 3, 2003

Analytic Engine posted:

YES

Have his gunner friend tease him about carrying around one with a broken crystal. "You'd have to be a Jedi to get that garbage working again. Give up the religion, we were wrong." Have it feebly ignite in the chanting scene just enough for his staff swings to deflect the shots Star Wars Kid style.

And just for kicks make him fade away at death.


Please never make a movie.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Neurolimal posted:

The insinuation is that it reflects worse on you for looking up someones post history to confirm your belief than for someone to read a book and post about it

That would be true if I didn't post in that thread and thus had to execute the dangerous act of 'remembering a thing someone said.'

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum

Stumpus posted:

Putting flippancy aside, I could see the Clones death Star plans as more of a concept while Mads character actually figured out how to make the laser work.

Yeah; that's literally what happened
Edit: Holy forgot to refresh batman

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Analytic Engine posted:

YES

Have his gunner friend tease him about carrying around one with a broken crystal. "You'd have to be a Jedi to get that garbage working again. Give up the religion, we were wrong." Have it feebly ignite in the chanting scene just enough for his staff swings to deflect the shots Star Wars Kid style.

And just for kicks make him fade away at death.

One of the worst things about the series is the inborn-superheroness of Jedis. Martial arts and war movies might lean on the genius or excellent training of a given protagonist but they rarely present such a rigid caste system. The monk could have been a well-earned gently caress you to emotional hereditary magic users by showing what devotion and focus can do.

This is loving awful.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Rap Record Hoarder posted:

I've never played KOTOR but this interpretation rings true to me. The Force doesn't give a poo poo about anyone that isn't a Skywalker, or tangentially related to furthering their cause, and the overall goal was always "restore balance to the Force" (which is not synonymous with "take down the Empire'). In the context of this analysis, it makes all the sacrifices in R1 even sadder, because all these people got put through a meat grinder just to get Luke and Leia in the position to play their role and TFA shows that they even hosed that up.

Thanks for bringing this post up, it was a nice little read on things. It's a million times better than any line drawing Kurosawa screenshot comparison cumstain in this thread.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Entropic posted:

Yet another reason to ignore the prequels.

This is nonsensical. The prequels do nothing to disprove the notion that a non-Jedi can be in-tune with the Force. In fact, they all but explicitly endorse the idea.

Steve2911 posted:

Thanks for bringing this post up, it was a nice little read on things. It's a million times better than any line drawing Kurosawa screenshot comparison cumstain in this thread.

Ah yes, the old "God is a loving dick, Mrs. Henderson!" *storms out of Sunday School class* interpretation. A creative, original, and thought-provoking reading.

In reality, the reason everything happens the way it does is that that's how these stories go. Of course the characters don't die until after they've fulfilled their plot function. You could do this with an untold number of movies.

What's really happening is that these people are willingly going on what well may be a suicide mission, and by appealing to the Force they are granted enough of a reprieve to at least give their lives some meaning. They chose to take these risks. The Force didn't manipulate them into anything. A major theme of Star Wars is that you have a destiny, but you can choose whether or not to fulfill that destiny or not. The choice is on you.

Cnut the Great fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Dec 18, 2016

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
Double post.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Dying in Star Wars really isn't the end in Star Wars.

If you trust in the Force and let it guide you and you ultimately end up getting blown up as a result right after then it's heavily implied you get to become one with the Force when you leave the physical realms of the Galaxy Far Far Away...

That's your reward for throwing the switch or sending the transmission or holding off the legion of stormtroopers or fighting the Evil Galactic Empire your whole life.

You become part of the energy field that surrounds, penetrates and binds the universe together.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

AndyElusive posted:

You become part of the energy field that surrounds, penetrates and binds the universe together.

In my experience, a lot of Star Wars fans think this is a punishment.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Cnut the Great posted:

In my experience, a lot of Star Wars fans think this is a punishment.

Hell it's almost the entire reason why Anakin even turns to the Dark Side.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

AndyElusive posted:

Hell it's almost the entire reason why Anakin even turns to the Dark Side.

Yes, and another reason it makes no sense to say "The Force only cares about the Skywalkers" is because the Skywalkers also pay a terrible price in the course of pursuing their destinies. Luke loses his family. Leia loses her family and her entire world. Anakin loses his life.

Death is just a natural thing that happens. Sure, to a certain reasonable extent it should be avoided, but to view it as some sort of absolute evil that puts the lie to the Force's benevolence is just wrongheaded.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Magic Hate Ball posted:

That makes sense, I just didn't know how someone could be in tune with the force without having the force. I thought the midichlorians did it or something.

the midichlorian is the powerhouse of the cell

Missing the point.

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009
Gonna head to IMAX this afternoon to get a poster. Saw it in 2D on Friday and people are saying Tarkin is more believable in 3D, but I'm not holding my breath. Someone mentioned Charles Dance and I almost would prefer that. Really disliked the Tarkin CGI. ILM animators just don't understand what it means to be a classically trained English actor, especially for the camera (as opposed to theater stage).

Thinking back on the Vader scenes I still love them. I really believed the writing as that of a more experienced but still kinda bratty Anakin Skywalker.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Jedi Knight Luigi posted:

Saw it in 2D on Friday and people are saying Tarkin is more believable in 3D, but I'm not holding my breath

That's probably because everything looks equally unbelievable and hideous in 3D.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Steve2911 posted:

That's probably because everything looks equally unbelievable and hideous in 3D.

Properly executed, the only problem with current 3D technology is the way it tints the screen darker. I'll never understand what's so supposed to be so "hideous" about realistic depth and dimensionality, which 3D has certainly achieved at this point.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Cnut the Great posted:

Properly executed, the only problem with current 3D technology is the way it tints the screen darker. I'll never understand what's so supposed to be so "hideous" about realistic depth and dimensionality, which 3D has certainly achieved at this point.

I've yet to see a 3D film that didn't look like a pop up book. Characters and objects are flat cardboard cutouts against a backdrop. It can be an impressive trick in some instances, but I've never, ever walked out of a screening thinking 'I'm glad I saw it in 3D'.

Serf
May 5, 2011


3D is a pretty lovely gimmick and I hope it dies out soon. It's just another way to bilk some extra money out of people, and you get to watch a crappier version of the movie for that extra cash.

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



Steve2911 posted:

I've yet to see a 3D film that didn't look like a pop up book. Characters and objects are flat cardboard cutouts against a backdrop. It can be an impressive trick in some instances, but I've never, ever walked out of a screening thinking 'I'm glad I saw it in 3D'.

Doctor Strange was pretty bonkers in 3D.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Serf posted:

3D is a pretty lovely gimmick and I hope it dies out soon. It's just another way to bilk some extra money out of people, and you get to watch a crappier version of the movie for that extra cash.

I don't mind it existing or being charged extra for it. What I mind is that it's basically killed IMAX. Seeing a movie in IMAX without also seeing it in 3D has been virtually impossible for years now.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Arglebargle III posted:

Missing the point.

To go on a somewhat bizarre tangent about my viewing experience and Donnie Yen's presence in this movie:

I went to see it last night with a group of my friends. One of my friends' girlfriends is one of those people who actively goes looking for reasons why any given piece of media might be minorly problematic in any way whatsoever, and the first thing she said when we got out of the movie was how "offensive" she found it that they gave "the Asian character" a "stereotypical Asian accent."

I didn't know how to respond. How can a person be so utterly ignorant in such an exasperatingly and actually offensive way?

I just had to get that off my chest since I couldn't really vent about it to my friend group last night without causing drama.

Steve2911 posted:

I've yet to see a 3D film that didn't look like a pop up book. Characters and objects are flat cardboard cutouts against a backdrop. It can be an impressive trick in some instances, but I've never, ever walked out of a screening thinking 'I'm glad I saw it in 3D'.

The execution must have been incredibly incompetent, then. I've mostly only ever see anything in 3D when I've gone to see one of the big Disney blockbusters, and the execution of the 3D effect, if not the movies themselves, has always been top-notch, in my opinion (except for the screen-darkening effect, which needs to be addressed). Full disclosure, I didn't see this movie in 3D because my friends didn't want to pay extra.

Have you seen Hugo in 3D?

Serf
May 5, 2011


Steve2911 posted:

I don't mind it existing or being charged extra for it. What I mind is that it's basically killed IMAX. Seeing a movie in IMAX without also seeing it in 3D has been virtually impossible for years now.

This pissed me off when I went to see Pacific Rim in IMAX. The only showing was in 3D. I settled for a regular screen in 2D instead. You couldn't pay me to watch a movie in 3D.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Gravity was the only time I can remember not regretting seeing something in 3D. I strictly avoid it now.

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stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Cnut the Great posted:

Have you seen Hugo in 3D?

No actually, I only ever saw it on Blu Ray.

I'd definitely be interested in seeing it in 3D, but it's pretty apparent that designing it around 3D viewings damaged the 2D experience. That was a product of its time though, and I very rarely these days sit thinking 'that was made to look awesome in 3D *sigh*' in a cinema.

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