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Darth Walrus posted:I 'unno, how great are we talking here? That honestly sounds like a more benign "trickster goddess" story. Something like ol' grandma getting you to do stuff for her, which is secretly in your own best interests, because she knows you're ever so smart and talented and you wouldn't want to disappoint such a nice old lady would you? Then before you know it, you've baked bread for half of Throne and found yourself enjoying it. And you're supposed to be an omnicidal angel with lots of spikes!  So gently caress yes I'm all in for that. 
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Thyrork posted:That honestly sounds like a more benign "trickster goddess" story. Something like ol' grandma getting you to do stuff for her, which is secretly in your own best interests, because she knows you're ever so smart and talented and you wouldn't want to disappoint such a nice old lady would you? kill six billion demons, as written by terry pratchett
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Esme Weatherwax would go through Throne like a length of barbed wire
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paranoid randroid posted:Esme Weatherwax would go through Throne like a length of barbed wire 
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My new OTP is Zoss and Nanny Ogg.
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Oh look, one of the skellingtons has the same counter that the Mammon guards had on.
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Poison Mushroom posted:My new OTP is Zoss and Nanny Ogg. Zoss couldn't hope to handle her.
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SardonicTyrant posted:In fact, other than A big flaming stink posted:Come to think of it, does even Zoss know the secret syllable of royalty? He sure as gently caress does not seem to have the love that goes along with it, even under the very broad definition of love that comes with the knowledge that your own identity and the entirety of creation are one and the same. Dude just seems kinda ticked all the time.
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David, no one who's Royalty seems happy about it.
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Tollymain posted:also i feel that it's important to note that Royalty is not a thing that people are, it's something they aim for. zoss himself is said to have come closest, but not to have actually attained it. i imagine it's a little like the concept of traveling at c SardonicTyrant posted:In fact, other than
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ConanTheLibrarian posted:Not true, Hansa was definitely royalty for instance. Zoss likely is too given he (a) was chill with dying and (b) hasn't let that minor detail slow him down. Allison isn't, but has taken a couple of steps on the right path (see text here for example). Meti says she's royalty. quote:5. Upon meeting me, you might find that my appearance is quite dreadful and unkempt. I have been spat upon by priest, king, and merchant alike. I have no retainers, and possess nothing except a straight sword six hand spans (5 and a half kret) long (this is the proper length). This is because I am Royalty and the undisputed master of the principal art of Cutting. I will fight naked with ten-thousand men.
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I'm sure there a few others too (Het maybe?). I wouldn't be surprised if we found out Maya was royalty since it could explain why she gave up her key.
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She could probably be on the path to it, but so far the closest to even get to it is Zoss, as per Operant's tumblr.
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"Hansa was the god of cynics and the elderly. He was a disciple of YISUN." yisun committed holy suicide to create the creators of the gods, mythology is complicated and contradictory, and the gods were not the same order of being as the servants/humans/angels/devils also anybody can say they're royalty. i'm royalty. (i think meti stopped caring about pointing out that royalty is not truly attainable long ago)
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ConanTheLibrarian posted:Pretty sure none of the demiurges are royalty or they wouldn't act the way they do. They're really powerful, but cling to things that keep them from becoming royalty. They're a dead end.
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thatbastardken posted:Royalty is the manager having done time in middle management, managers are decisively not Royalty
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:having done time in middle management, managers are decisively not Royalty Middle managers are demiurges. You know nothing on how the universe works pup
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Demiurges are wageslave losers, Royalty is achieving full power NEET life.
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Royalty is absorbing all your food meat through your pores mouths are for shouting ThaumPenguin fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Dec 19, 2016 |
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These splash pages are always so rad. There is so much going on in that huge first panel, it's great, I can keep coming back to look at it again and again.
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ThaumPenguin posted:Royalty is absorbing all your food meat through your pores Royalty is buttchugging soylent prepared with vodka.
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ElMaligno posted:Royalty is buttchugging soylent prepared with vodka. hey guys I drank some of my new Soylent shipment and looked at the shape of creation and now I'm blind and can't stop puking. should I drink the rest
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paranoid randroid posted:hey guys I drank some of my new Soylent shipment and looked at the shape of creation and now I'm blind and can't stop puking. should I drink the rest
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Royalty is basically the entirety of the "EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK." post.
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SunAndSpring posted:Royalty is basically the entirety of the "EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK." post. theshim posted:jagganoths secret is that EVERY MORNING I OPEN PALM SLAM A FIRED CLAY TABLET TO THE GROUND. IT'S AESMA AND THE THREE MASTERS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES NEXT TO THE MAIN CHARACTER, PREE AESMA. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN THE UNIVERSAL ART OF VIOLENCE OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY'VE SEEN THE SHAPE OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE (it is somewhat wheel-shaped). I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO THE OTHER DEMIURGES AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE DEMIURGES CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY 111,111 WORLDS LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng Cryophage fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Dec 19, 2016 |
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I'm honestly a little embarrassed about how long I laugh at that poo poo every time I see it posted.
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Dont forget this: (click the image)
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I'd forgotten how absolutely superb that is.  Reene posted:I'm honestly a little embarrassed about how long I laugh at that poo poo every time I see it posted. Same without the shame.
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Reene posted:I'm honestly a little embarrassed about how long I laugh at that poo poo every time I see it posted. The first step of becoming royalty is reading and listening to the audio version of that and not laughing.
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ElMaligno posted:The first step of becoming royalty is reading and listening to the audio version of that and not laughing. I smiled, but did not laugh. I have begun my journey towards ascension.
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ElMaligno posted:The first step of becoming royalty is reading and listening to the audio version of that and not laughing. The first step is not laughing, the last step is laughing earnestly.
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Poison Mushroom posted:If you laugh for aeons undying, you've gone too far. Jadis is just giggling a little.
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k6bd christmas cards:
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If you see Santa on the road, kill him.
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I am a student of the principle art of Wrapping.
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