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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Solice Kirsk posted:

Is this something that you could have a lawyer draw up a contract to excuse you of any involvement moving forward?

In the US this is basically impossible. The only way to do it is to become what's called a "known donor" and provide a cup of your man juice to a doctor to inject into her. This is a very costly and involved process, but it covers you because you are legally handing possession of your sperm to her, it is no longer yours. There is no way to do without a medical professional that will hold up in court.

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TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
Isn't it possible to not put a father's name on the birth certificate? What do people do when they don't know who the father is, or go to the sperm bank or w/e? Why not just leave him off the birth certificate and go on with her life, if neither of them want him to be involved or pay child support just call it spontaneous human parthenogenesis or something and move on, who's gonna care

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
If you know you're going to gently caress her when you're drunk/high with her, why not decide not to get drunk/high around her?

Or if you think she's going to rape you, why the gently caress are you friends with her?

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

TheKennedys posted:

Isn't it possible to not put a father's name on the birth certificate? What do people do when they don't know who the father is, or go to the sperm bank or w/e? Why not just leave him off the birth certificate and go on with her life, if neither of them want him to be involved or pay child support just call it spontaneous human parthenogenesis or something and move on, who's gonna care

Just because people have good intentions doesn't remove the risk.
Say she dies in car accident and custody goes to her parents who are broke as poo poo. They know who the father was because she told them and decide to sue him for child support. Or maybe she doesn't have family and the authorities show up at his doorstep with a kid.

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
If she fucks him while hes high or drunk would he still have father responsibilities?

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

free basket of chips posted:

If she fucks him while hes high or drunk would he still have father responsibilities?

nah man the court's all like "it's cool, we got you" see, e.g., State v. free basket of chips' Dad, 233 S.E. 2d 147 at 149 (4th Cir. 1985).

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Abugadu posted:

nah man the court's all like "it's cool, we got you" see, e.g., State v. free basket of chips' Dad, 233 S.E. 2d 147 at 149 (4th Cir. 1985).

What if he pressed charges for rape? As Anne Whateley pointed out earlier, getting someone high or drunk for the express purpose of having sex with them which you know they wouldn't want if they were sober is in fact rape.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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free basket of chips posted:

If she fucks him while hes high or drunk would he still have father responsibilities?

Yes, this is the exact struggle MRAs have been warning us about.

We didn't listen......we didn't listen...

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

quote:

I'm a bi male and I'm in a really happy relationship that's been going for a few years now. I've had an interest in crossdressing since I was young. Even as early as 8 or so I remember being jealous of how cute girl's clothes were and much preferred dresses and skirts. I started actively buying and wearing women's clothes when I was 13 after I got a summer job and could hide them in a trunk in my closet. My fiances knows I have an interest in crossdressing, but I think she assumes it's a sexual thing. While a sexual part of it did manifest, and I do find it way more enjoyable to do things dressed up than not, to me it has always been more.

Dressing up has always calmed me down or helped me find peace when I was struggling. Wearing a skirt or a dress just feels right and makes me happy, as does doing my hair/make-up and the one time I actually passed was kind of a highlight of that part of my like (that dude was drunk so I don't think it counts but take it where you can get it, right?). I've even dressed up to take a few finals here and there, just to help with all that anxiety. I'm slowly coming to terms with what this all says about me, and while I'm not really sure about anything I do know dressing and presenting as a woman feels natural to me. I'm not sure what it means to be Trans to other people but I sometimes think this is my realization and my coming out and that terrifies the hell out of me. My fiancee is bi as well, but I'm not sure if that will even matter. How can I tell this wonderful woman that the man she fell in love with wasn't the real me?

I dunno what I'm going to do, goons. I want to be happy but I want to keep her happy, and she's fine with me occasionally crossdressing. I might just have to learn to live with that as enough.

Honestly I think you're overthinking it. I don't know a WHOLE lot about trans stuff but I think saying that "the man she fell in love with wasn't the real me" is kind of being dramatic about it, because you're the same person no matter what. It doesn't sound like you want to get surgery or hormones at this point so there aren't any huge drastic changes that will affect her life. Talk to her about it, and don't get carried away or ahead of yourself w/r/t going all-in on trans all at once.

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Hello pervs, my favorite thing to do when staying in an airbnb is to closely examine all the host's belongings. In particular, if they're female I go through all the dirty laundry they've (hopefully) left out and jerk it while inhaling deep through soiled panties. Sometimes I do it in their bed. It really gets me off.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Solice Kirsk posted:

Yes, this is the exact struggle MRAs have been warning us about.

We didn't listen......we didn't listen...

Custody law is a particular area of gender politics that is particularly tainted with MRA stank, but I dunno it feels hosed-up to me that you can be put on the hook for the end result of a sexual encounter you did not legally consent to. Of course, women who got raped can't get abortions reliably in tons of red states either, which is also hosed-up, but that one goes without saying.

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

loquacius posted:

I think saying that "the man she fell in love with wasn't the real me" is kind of being dramatic about it, because you're the same person no matter what.

at the same time don't rule it out completely. his girlfriend will possibly see it in exactly those terms. even if she remains attracted to him, it will be a huge test of their relationship: future plans will have to be reevaluated, it could add tension to their relationship with friends and family, it could even change the way they act as a couple, including how they have sex. it's not wrong to worry

loquacius posted:

It doesn't sound like you want to get surgery or hormones at this point so there aren't any huge drastic changes that will affect her life. Talk to her about it, and don't get carried away or ahead of yourself w/r/t going all-in on trans all at once.

I agree, "it makes me feel better" is very different from "life is unbearable without it". many steps of medical transition are irreversible, don't do it unless your life is at stake

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

loquacius posted:

What if he pressed charges for rape? As Anne Whateley pointed out earlier, getting someone high or drunk for the express purpose of having sex with them which you know they wouldn't want if they were sober is in fact rape.

Civil case to terminate parental rights.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I still think getting snipped and loving the 9/10 best friend is the way to go.

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Agreed^

Or keep your junk near an active microwave right before boning

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

free basket of chips posted:

Agreed^

Or keep your junk near an active microwave right before boning

this is why i keep a thorium source under my bed. nice try ladies :smug:

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
My confession is that I'm a heterosexual man who is happy with the gender I was born into and only want to wear men's clothing and have sex with women (and womanish robots). I know there are a few others like me out there, I just wanted to tell you all to stay strong.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

The Management posted:

My confession is that I'm a heterosexual man who is happy with the gender I was born into and only want to wear men's clothing and have sex with women (and womanish robots). I know there are a few others like me out there, I just wanted to tell you all to stay strong.

I've been told by actual people that actually think this that this is impossible because nobody can be 100% anything as we exist on a sexuality spectrum. Sorry, partially gay man.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I've thought about it a lot during games of "Would You Rather" and I think that I would go gay for Terry Crews or Idris Elba. For a straight dude I seem to have a type.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

flick my Mr. Bean posted:

I've been told by actual people that actually think this that this is impossible because nobody can be 100% anything as we exist on a sexuality spectrum. Sorry, partially gay man.

In socialist Canada gay marriage is mandatory

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

quote:

We get along great, can share about stuff amazingly, hang out platonically pretty often, go on platonic dates when neither of us is in a relationship etc etc and even though there is quite a bit of sexual tension sometimes we both agree that a relationship is totally out of the question.


She's not my special lady, she's my fuckin' lady friend! I'm just helping her conceive, man!

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
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The Management posted:

My confession is that I'm a heterosexual man who is happy with the gender I was born into and only want to wear men's clothing and have sex with women (and womanish robots). I know there are a few others like me out there, I just wanted to tell you all to stay strong.

hosed up.. if true

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

free basket of chips posted:

If she fucks him while hes high or drunk would he still have father responsibilities?

I know MRAs freak out about this, but I'm guessing 99% of these situations had the guy consenting and just assumed or didn't think she might get pregnant. Like Loquacious said, it's much more likely women get raped and unable to get an abortion then men getting sperm jacked.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

The Management posted:

My confession is that I'm a heterosexual man who is happy with the gender I was born into and only want to wear men's clothing and have sex with women (and womanish robots). I know there are a few others like me out there, I just wanted to tell you all to stay strong.

you're the grandma loving prostitute aren't you

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

The Mangement posted:

(and womanish robots)

Jose posted:

you're the grandma loving prostitute aren't you

He mentioned the robots cause their hips won't break during sex

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Oct 15, 2012

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flick my Mr. Bean posted:

I've been told by actual people that actually think this that this is impossible because nobody can be 100% anything as we exist on a sexuality spectrum. Sorry, partially gay man.

Yeah, but wouldn't 100% on that end of the spectrum represent actually being disgusted and repulsed by your same gender and not just a lack of attraction?

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

flick my Mr. Bean posted:

He mentioned the robots cause their hips won't break during sex

I consider anyone with a pacemaker a robot

timefly
Apr 29, 2008

fruit on the bottom posted:

Yeah, but wouldn't 100% on that end of the spectrum represent actually being disgusted and repulsed by your same gender and not just a lack of attraction?

I don't think so, I consider myself 100% straight but have had sex with women (with men there too) and while I had zero attraction to them, I never saw any reason to be repulsed.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

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i pull out my pubes one by one and i run them through my teeth. not like, all of them, just a few every so often. i don't know why i do this but i cannot stop. i use to rip chunks of my hair out as a kid andd do the same. k bye

gross

quote:

I work in a pretty high tech field, so I have my share of odd/nerdy coworkers. The odd one at my current job is named Mick. He's late-40s but has anime figurines all over his desk, plays Japanese pop music all day, and refers to people as "-san" and "-kun" at times. His hygiene is also not the best. He's been talked to by HR a few times, but he's actually not doing any real harassment, just slightly creeping people out and stinking the place up a bit.

He's been telling everyone lately about his experiences in online dating, specifically a woman he started seeing after Thanksgiving. He claimed she was someone famous that I would definitely know, but refused to go in to any other details, so I assumed he was bullshitting.

Fast forward to this weekend. I go to visit my mom's house to finish planning everything for our Christmas get-together. When I get there I see an unfamiliar car in the driveway. You've probably already figured it out, but it didn't click for me at that point.

Mick was standing in my family kitchen, standing around in a robe, while my mom was on the couch watching TV.

The entire morning was awkward, Mick and my mom explained they met online, then Mick said "I promised you it was somebody you knew, James-kun!". Then he and my mom started laughing.

My mom has suffered with depression since my biological father, who was a real piece of poo poo to her, left. This is the first guy she's dated in nearly 15 years. I do not know how to proceed.

ok this one rules though, good for Mick and anon's mom :)

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
you should have sex with him imo

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
weeaboo dad so what

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

The Management posted:

weeaboo dad so what

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I hope Mick convinces anon's mom to call him Goku or Naruto or whatever in bed and anon hears it

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
And I thought my Christmas was gonna be awkward

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

My dad voted for trump, despite being an educated white-collar statistician.

I'd much rather he were just a goony weeaboo.

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

Jose posted:

you should have sex with him imo

cucking your own mom is pretty hosed up imo

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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grumplestiltzkin posted:

cucking your own mom is pretty hosed up imo

The ultimate in goondom though. Gay cucked OP's mom.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

quote:

I 100% truly believe that magic is real, exists in our world, and I have seen it before. People are extremely narrow minded about this, hence the anonymous confession, but I hope that in the next 3-5 years magic will be accepted. Much like homosexuality and being colored was taboo for years, and still is in many backward communities, being a true magic believer is also a social stigma.

Since nobody is believing me at this point - when I was 14 years old I saw a man in a fancy suit appear out of nowhere in my parent's back yard. We locked eyes, he winked at me, and then he disappeared again. I ran out to see if I could find where he went, and just found a small amount of a green goo on the gound underneath him. Since that moment I became obsessed with knowing what happened. I explored every avenue, logical and illogical, and nothing explained it. Until I discovered magic. Real magic, not Penn and Teller stuff.

I found reports of similar incidences throughout history, (here are a few http://rense.com/general11/dis.htm) all seemingly unrelated except by their impossibility.

I won't bore you with more details since it involves a lot of research, but I eventually tracked down a man who explained it all to me, shared with me the fundamental secret of magic, called MANNA, and set me on my way.

You are probably laughing now but several famous celebrities are also in on the secret and our own Canadian goverment is studying it too.

Yeah magic won't be socially acceptable in 3-5 years, not in TRUMP'S AMERICA

I mean, if you put a hex on Donald Trump so he chokes on his own toupee I will go buy a crystal ball the very same day and I will chant at that motherfucker for a week straight

quote:

I'm assistant band director at my old high school, doing it while finishing my college degree.

When I was in high school I was a huge nerd, social outcast, and a big creep in general. I still am lol.

After band practice the colorguard puts their spandex bodysuits in a big bin to be washed before the next practice. I lock up the school and smell the bodysuits before I leave. Sometimes I wear them too. I also like sniffing the boots. We're a small school in a small neighborhood, so if this ever got out I'd be ruined for life.

I don't understand fetishes involving smelling people's stuff

like okay you're being a voyeur intruding on their personal space, whatever, at the end of the day you're smelling their sweat stink, how is this enjoyable

Apparently they're fairly common though, I think the number of confessions involving stealing stuff for smelling purposes is in the double digits now

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Realtalk: I practice magic and it is 100% real.

PM me if you are interested in explanations behind magic.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Putty posted:

Realtalk: I practice magic and it is 100% real.

PM me if you are interested in explanations behind magic.

sent you an message on the ethereal plane

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flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

gotta charge my j/o crystals to perform sacred miracles

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