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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

okay cool so then you just toss out the pi

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

i don't remember if this was posted here already

https://github.com/tholman/ascii-morph
http://codepen.io/tholman/full/BQLQyo

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I mean I'm not really concerned about a raspberry-pi I'm using as an ad blocker being compromised

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

Radio Paranoia posted:

good to see apple cabin foods is expanding





same

Pardot
Jul 25, 2001




SmokaDustbowl posted:

I mean I'm not really concerned about a raspberry-pi I'm using as an ad blocker being compromised

yeah but for the ad blocking to work you set up to be your dns server

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Pardot posted:

yeah but for the ad blocking to work you set up to be your dns server

yeah, so?

Pardot
Jul 25, 2001




lol if you cant figure out why having a compromised dns server will gently caress you so hard

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Pardot posted:

lol if you cant figure out why having a compromised dns server will gently caress you so hard

oh I know, but why would anyone bother to compromise the DNS of some random dipshit browsing the SA forums and checking e-mail?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
you.....you have learned nothing here


seven years in yostibet

nothing

:negative:

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I just don't care

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

SmokaDustbowl posted:

oh I know, but why would anyone bother to compromise the DNS of some random dipshit browsing the SA forums and checking e-mail?
to serve you ads

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

anthonypants posted:

to serve you ads

which I can just use ublock for anyway

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I use google's DNS anyway

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

i'm the person who now has your banking details

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

or injected ransomware into your datastream idk i'm terrible with networking and computers in general

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Boiled Water posted:

i'm the person who now has your banking details

lol cool you can have the $30 in my account, because it's not like I can't call the bank

I'm more worried about skimmers

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

SmokaDustbowl posted:

lol cool you can have the $30 in my account, because it's not like I can't call the bank

I'm more worried about skimmers

i'm the cops that just flashbanged your house and blew the door down with guns drawn because a DDoS against a US government department was partially originated from your house

do you care yet

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Jonny 290 posted:

i'm the cops that just flashbanged your house and blew the door down with guns drawn because a DDoS against a US government department was partially originated from your house

do you care yet

no because it's a DDOS and it's obvious my poo poo is a zombie and not the originator

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
if that were a thing a lot of grandmas with malware would be getting swatted

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



SmokaDustbowl posted:

no because it's a DDOS and it's obvious my poo poo is a zombie and not the originator

I'm sure the police will understand the technical details of that and not drag you off
http://fusion.net/story/287592/internet-mapping-glitch-kansas-farm/

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
yo dig it I'm torrenting a movie right now without a VPN, and I do it all the time. nobody gives a gently caress

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

jre posted:

I'm sure the police will understand the technical details of that and not drag you off
http://fusion.net/story/287592/internet-mapping-glitch-kansas-farm/


People get hosed way more often for things like clerical errors. He's right that it doesn't matter because everything is already so pwned.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



guys come one thats not the right response

the right response is

you need tplink for your pihole

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Agile Vector posted:

guys come one thats not the right response

the right response is

you need tplink for your pihole

maybe I will get owned by a dinosaur

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4MUBQNbTYo

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
open the door
get on the floor
everybody get owned by a dinosaur

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Jonny 290 posted:

I know, all people of hispanic blood should wear colorful blankets and sombreros to ensure we can identify them racially from a thousand yards

is that a mexican poncho or is that a sears poncho?

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe

quote:

Our code is completely open, but piping to bash can be dangerous. For a safer install, review the code and then run the installer locally.

at least they made an effort to say "maybe don't do exactly that right away"

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbo8OsP9zC0

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I guess shooting a russian dude is easier than putting polonium in their tea

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Was this meme pre-artifacted for authenticity?

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Live footage of me at work

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



HELLO SMOKA

I'D LIKE TO PLAY A GAME

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Rex-Goliath posted:

HELLO SMOKA

I'D LIKE TO PLAY A GAME

who the gently caress are you then

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


diamond dog posted:

lol i predictably got a bullshit probe, just to remind us who's boss

all pigs are the same



since i bet this message is what pissed him off, better double down:


if you don't think something awful, a massive and ancient forum from which a huge number of other internet memes, social networks and even whole new genres of entertainment (supposedly) spawn, is almost certainly heavily infiltrated by US operatives* by this point in current_year you are loving insane.

*(as both mod staff and probably a bunch of "popular" top poster sockpuppets)

remember ZunZuneo?


setting aside that this implies that Twitter is probably artificial too (since that's just the perfect medium design for controlling people, apparently), this implies standard operating procedure. In fact this was actually their response/excuse when they were busted: that it was not even a covert operation, just that this poo poo is like some totally usual thing for the US govt to do.

speaking of totally usual things, i know most of you assholes read reddit so I know most of you have probably witnessed a moderation infiltration and takeover at least once. there was some ARG poo poo earlier this year and then all this /r/politics then /r/wikileaks stuff, which coincidentally reflects how suspiciously retarded goons have been about politics lately. I've been on one such mod list and seen it unfold (for an ARG) and it's easy as hell if you have the doods and patience, clearly, just by being insufferably whiny and justifying everything you do with paint-by-numbers PC bullshit

i know SA has this "overmoderation equals revenue" thing as a convenient smokescreen for this crap but come the gently caress on. this place used to have torrents and userporn and rivers of dead racist baby blood and now it's groupthinky as hell and you get banned for saying tranny wrong or whatever. it's a means of control and we can all loving see it



here's your loving computer picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6Z9FcTqhEE

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

in a surprise twist: goonswarm actually WAS a cia front

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lmao I'm not surprised he's been avoiding being caught on film for as long as possible :3:

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/dec/19/mysterious-ghost-shark-caught-on-film-for-the-first-time

stay safe ghost shark

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fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

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