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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

now that's a fine pair of brED BALLS

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Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Baloogan posted:



bonus pic of my satellite dish cleaner tool, thats a 1990s hairdryer on the end!

what's that screw (???) coming in from the top left

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Baloogan posted:



bonus pic of my satellite dish cleaner tool, thats a 1990s hairdryer on the end!

cool tv

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
brEad Balls

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
https://twitter.com/BreitbartNews/status/810983211543183363

Homestarrunner.net?

Timely reference!


quote:

When asked about the clip, Breitbart editor-in-chief Alexander Marlow said, “It’s ironic Saturday Night Live claims to know what’s ‘news’ considering their punchlines are ripped straight from the headlines of 2002, which is roughly the last time SNL was relevant. R. Kelly sex tape? Timely reference!”

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!

Michael Bayleaf posted:

what's that screw (???) coming in from the top left

Stove door handle.

Fintilgin fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Dec 20, 2016

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



protip: a broom is xxxtremely vital for living in the middle of nowhere even if u never intend on sweeping the floor

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
baloogan wear the breadboots

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Epic High Five posted:

also lol @ the soft cucks whove never left their urban apartment

that's extremely not bad as far as cabin conditions goes

in homer voice: I sleep in a bed with my wife

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Epic High Five posted:

protip: a broom is xxxtremely vital for living in the middle of nowhere even if u never intend on sweeping the floor

How else are you supposed to fight off raccoons

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

he probably had to bring that himself because Ted Kaczynski wouldn't keep a TV in there

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
so let me get this straight. today,

the EC included four bernouts and only one republican voted against Trump

a Turkish cop killed the Russian ambassador

there was another truck on pedestrians attack

there was a shooting at a mosque

we are so hosed

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Baloogan posted:



bonus pic of my satellite dish cleaner tool, thats a 1990s hairdryer on the end!

i missed the bread thing, is that from your german polygamist cult leader neighbor or another one

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Baloogan posted:



bonus pic of my satellite dish cleaner tool, thats a 1990s hairdryer on the end!

quoting for epic bread

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Baloogan posted:

i dont fake post. i can take a photo of the bread if needed :|

this morning I had to duck tape a broom to a mop to a hairdryer with an extention cord to clear off the snow from the sat dish to get internet

I need a bread photo of it ain't too much trouble!

Oh saw it. Cool

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

McGlockenshire posted:


there was another truck on pedestrians attack



you see, there is no reality

there is only the reality that exists in the mind of Donald John Trump

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Baloogan posted:



bonus pic of my satellite dish cleaner tool, thats a 1990s hairdryer on the end!

Max Breadbroom

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I just realized that there is going to be a Trump Presidential Library some day and it's going to be in NY City because he's never lived any where else.

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

Turdfuzz posted:

wear the bread

at first i thought the one on the right was a brick of afghan brown

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Pretty solid shitpost McGyvering with the broomdryer.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
that looks like one o them german point n click breadventure games

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

bump_fn posted:

i didn't think it was possible but i respect baloogan even more now

i pity him

satellite internet is a tragedy

i did some math back when my family was looking at moving out into the boonies a while ago, did you know that the monthly quota on the standard plan at a time worked out to less total bandwidth than you'd get on a 56k modem?

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

That DICK! posted:

Max Breadbroom

Nice

orange sky
May 7, 2007

So how long until I die

I think I'll be in one of the last bastions of humanity. Portugal, no one cares about Portugal.

Like, everyone comes here for vacation, you wouldn't nuke it.

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

Oiled and Ready posted:

you see, there is no reality

there is only the reality that exists in the mind of Donald John Trump

so it wasn't an attack?

sorry, haven't caught on facts yet, too busy posting

priorities

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

radical meme posted:

I just realized that there is going to be a Trump Presidential Library some day and it's going to be in NY City because he's never lived any where else.

the trump presidential library is going to be on the internet

and this will be its contents

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

crazy cloud posted:

that looks like one o them german point n click breadventure games

*click TV* it's not plugged in
*plug in TV*
*click TV* looks like the satellite dish is too dirty
*cleans dish with broom-hairdryer*
*click TV* it doesn't work

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.

Fallen Hamprince posted:

guess which 'healthcare providers' donate millions to the PACs supporting guys like this

free hint its not lil' ol country doctors lol

No, of course not. But that's how rhetoric like this works. You say something with a grain of truth to it to get the heads nodding and hope no one notices the $20k you pocketed from American Kidney Stone Management and Blue Cross/Blue Shield. But if we misconstrue his words and say he's talking about insurers, that's easily deflected.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

orange sky posted:

So how long until I die

I think I'll be in one of the last bastions of humanity. Portugal, no one cares about Portugal.

Like, everyone comes here for vacation, you wouldn't nuke it.

The country or the man?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
*terror attack*

Trump: I DEMAND WE ALL FEEL A LOT MORE TERRORIZED, I AM SMART AND HAVE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH UNLIKE YOU DUMMIES

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

orange sky posted:

So how long until I die

I think I'll be in one of the last bastions of humanity. Portugal, no one cares about Portugal.

Like, everyone comes here for vacation, you wouldn't nuke it.

Portugal is cool as hell. I wish I got to leave Lisbon

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!

Michael Bayleaf posted:

*click TV* it's not plugged in
*plug in TV*
*click TV* looks like the satellite dish is too dirty
*cleans dish with broom-hairdryer*
*click TV* it doesn't work

It's a woodstove.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Breadallelogram posted:

what the gently caress does this mean

kill all muslims

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005
Hahahah 2016

We still have 12 days left

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

McGlockenshire posted:

i pity him

satellite internet is a tragedy

i did some math back when my family was looking at moving out into the boonies a while ago, did you know that the monthly quota on the standard plan at a time worked out to less total bandwidth than you'd get on a 56k modem?

yeah sat internet sucks. i actually prop need to go dark again just to conserve the drat quota.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

since we're having some realtalk itt:

it might just be witnessing people be robbed by the corporatists my entire life, but i have a hard time panicking in the face of trump's election. part of this is living in california, and another part of this is knowing that poo poo like this happened before 90-someodd years ago and it led to hell on earth in one country, and a socialist strongman in ours. democracy at the state level is still intact, at least it seems to be in this state. most of the people i live with really care about other people, and the internet is ultimately a small representation of how people really are, because most people aren't loving disaffected irl

what i am saying is that the people who are huddling in a corner waiting for death gotta talk to some people or at least spend some time outside imho

if you're living in what I can only call "j. edgar hoover's attempt at recreating the nazi regime" i'm ultimately really sorry, and i'm working towards making things better for you by getting myself involved in government politics, however small of a role it might be.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Fintilgin posted:

It's a woodstove.

maybe that's why it doesn't work

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Presidents_of_the_United_States

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Intel&Sebastian posted:

*terror attack*

Trump: I DEMAND WE ALL FEEL A LOT MORE TERRORIZED, I AM SMART AND HAVE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH UNLIKE YOU DUMMIES

every time something in donald's communication strategy seems to make sense, it's straight from goebbels' playbook

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Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Consummate Professional posted:

Portugal is cool as hell. I wish I got to leave Lisbon

I wish you lived in it when that earthquake/tsunami/fire hit it!

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