loquacius posted:

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I'm assistant band director at my old high school, doing it while finishing my college degree.

When I was in high school I was a huge nerd, social outcast, and a big creep in general. I still am lol.

After band practice the colorguard puts their spandex bodysuits in a big bin to be washed before the next practice. I lock up the school and smell the bodysuits before I leave. Sometimes I wear them too. I also like sniffing the boots. We're a small school in a small neighborhood, so if this ever got out I'd be ruined for life.

like okay you're being a voyeur intruding on their personal space, whatever, at the end of the day you're smelling their sweat stink, how is this enjoyable
I don't understand fetishes involving smelling people's stuff

like okay you're being a voyeur intruding on their personal space, whatever, at the end of the day you're smelling their sweat stink, how is this enjoyable

Apparently they're fairly common though, I think the number of confessions involving stealing stuff for smelling purposes is in the double digits now

The Management posted:

Magic dude: extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If magic is real then it shouldn't be hard to demonstrate it, repeatedly, allowing others to study it and replicate it. I look forward to your presentation.

The Management posted:

Magic dude: extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If magic is real then it shouldn't be hard to demonstrate it, repeatedly, allowing others to study it and replicate it. I look forward to your presentation.

fruit on the bottom posted:

To be fair, doesn't that necessarily assume that something like magic would be a coherent and consistent system? I don't think Magic is real (Ok, I do believe in a Magic Sky Wizard) but if it was something that was random and didn't correspond to any material trigger or system, then wouldn't it be impossible to test it? Conveniently so, in fact?

Improbable Lobster posted:

That would just be random chance

The Management posted:

Magic dude: extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If magic is real then it shouldn't be hard to demonstrate it, repeatedly, allowing others to study it and replicate it. I look forward to your presentation.

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My mind has started playing tricks on me and I'm worried it may be serious. My parents both developed dementia very young - Mom in her 40s and Dad in his 50s.

Today at work I came in to around 30 emails asking why I didn't do something. And I swear on my life I did that thing last week. But I double checked and they're right, I never did it.

I've also had several moments like this with my girlfriend. I'll be talking and suddenly forget my topic. That stuff happens to everyone but the frequency is getting alarming. The other day I couldn't remember my middle name, chalked it up to being really tired, and fell asleep. I remembered it when I woke up but that was the most scared I've been so far.

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I have no doubt I am the biggest piece of poo poo on these forums, possibly the biggest piece of poo poo alive today. Despite this knowledge I will not change.

I have been married to the same woman for a few years. We got married too young, but I was young dumb and full of cum and her very religious parents disapproved of us living together before marriage.

We have an okay marriage. We fight, but we mostly get along, and we don't have any kids to drag in to our messes. My wife has a lower sex drive than me - I could go 2-3 times a day, she's content with 6-7 times a week. For a long time I was good just jerking it to make up the difference, but one night I went for a little bit of loving and my wife pushed me off. She was on her period, which usually just means she blows me, but the cramps were really bad and she wasn't feeling up to it. So I was kind of pissed off and said "I'll bet your sister doesn't reject her boyfriend like this."

She was really hurt and to be honest, I kind of regretted saying that. The next day I came home from work and my wife's sister had come over. She made a pass at me and I tried to stop her at first, but she outweighs me by a good bit and I couldn't fight back. We made love, and it was pretty good, and that was that. She warned me not to tell anyone.

That night when my wife got home from work and I could just tell what happened - she had told her sister to come tacke care of me. Her sister is effectively the town bicycle, so what's one more guy if he uses protection?

Since then I've been doing my wife and her sister on the regular. I'm back up to having sex 2-3 times a day, which is awesome. Honestly, as bad as I feel, there's no real downside on this to anyone. My wife is obviously okay with it, her slutty sister loves it, and I'm always wearing protection so there's no problem there.

loquacius posted:

I hope Mick convinces anon's mom to call him Goku or Naruto or whatever in bed and anon hears it

runupon cracker posted:

Magic goon: "magic" does not exist. Even if the things you saw and the things you believe you've done have actually happened, that's not "magic", that's "technology you don't understand." A person popping in and out could be any number of technologies that may exist, but that society in general is not aware of, like invisibility (through either light manipulation or mental manipulation), transportation (through wormholes or whatever), or time manipulation.

The Management posted:

Hey guys, I'm getting laid three times a day with the wife and her sister. Not bragging, I feel really bad about this. I'm such a bad guy. I just wanted you all to know that.


Also maybe I'm showing my age here but who the gently caress has time for sex three times in one day?

RCarr posted:

"Magic doesn't exist, it was obviously teleportation or invisibility."

The Management posted:

There was a man magically appearing and disappearing in my back yard some random night. He did this because he thought I should know see magic / teleportation / god in action even though it's been hidden from the rest of the world forever. That's definitely a more logical explanation than considering that my mind is an unreliable narrator.

fruit on the bottom posted:

Even if it's clearly supernatural?

RCarr posted:

"Magic doesn't exist, it was obviously teleportation or invisibility."

Improbable Lobster posted:

Lots of things that are "clearly" supernatural are just magical thinking, bears, swamp gas or bears huffing swamp gas. If spells worked then you would be able to repeat the same spell to get the same effect, rather than no actual effect like in real life.

runupon cracker posted:

The Management posted:

Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.



But advanced technology doesn't just show up in your back yard one evening to gently caress with you.

Improbable Lobster posted:

Lots of things that are "clearly" supernatural are just magical thinking, bears, swamp gas or bears huffing swamp gas. If spells worked then you would be able to repeat the same spell to get the same effect, rather than no actual effect like in real life.

runupon cracker posted:

If somebody from two hundred years ago heard you talk to a small box that then answered your questions, they would most likely think it magic, not technology. Saying "Hey Siri" might seem like a magic spell.

You could use currently-existing voice and gesture recognition software to make, say, a door open when you say a certain phrase and wave your hands around in a particular manner. Right now, it would be pretty easy to spot the technology, but advances in miniaturization, solar power collection, and battery technology could get us to the point where finding such technology would be difficult for anybody who didn't know what they were looking for. It's not too much of a stretch to imagine us building such things, blowing ourselves to poo poo a few years later, and then ignorant generations later stumbling across it. Would they think it was technology, or magic?

edit: I guess this whole conversation begs the question... is the general population aware of the most advanced technologies in existence, or are there techs that are only available to certain government entities? I personally think there's not much significant that's not public, but it's hard to say for sure.

Gimbal lock posted:

If something magical becomes repeatable and you can study it, it no longer becomes magic.

Teagan posted:

I hate the expression "begs the question". I always picture a snub pig nose when I hear it. hurk hurk hurk

runupon cracker posted:

There are "invisibility" technologies currently existing, it's not too far out there to suppose somebody might have something more sophisticated than what the general populace is currently aware of.

However, it was most likely hallucination.

Improbable Lobster posted:

People always use it incorrectly too

loquacius posted:

I read Brandon Sanderson books, and I like them

Improbable Lobster posted:

People always use it incorrectly too

Improbable Lobster posted:

People always use it incorrectly too

The Management posted:

Also maybe I'm showing my age here but who the gently caress has time for sex three times in one day?

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Since then I've been doing my wife and her sister on the regular. I'm back up to having sex 2-3 times a day

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I hate eating pussy. Like I'm all for loving and fingering, but the idea of putting my mouth on that poo poo grosses me out. The first time I ate pussy with like the 3rd or 4th time I had sex with my first girlfriend in high school. While going down on her, the slimy poo poo made me hold my breath in disgust. After like a long 3 or so minutes, I had puked a little in my mouth , but quickly swallowed it back down. Whatever left over puke in my mouth ended up in her vag and in her mouth. Yeah we still kissed because she was all into it and I was too embarrassed to stop and bust out the mouth wash. That probably would've humiliated her too. Never told her about the puke.

I always tell girls now that I'm not into eating them out. Some were alright with it, but most were noticeably disappointed. Because of this, I understand how some girls would be grossed out at sucking dick.

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So I have two. The bad one first.

I routinely look for and touch my self to Snuff and guro porn/stories, but only if the horrible acts are being done by a women to a male in a bdsm style thing. Off course I would never want this seeing as I enjoy being alive just something messed up.

A palate clenser.

I broke my wedding ring and lied to my wife. It was tungsten carbide and I have knocked it into tons of hard heavy poo poo, nothing ever happened.

So while trying to explain to a coworker how tough it is. I said I could even hit it with a hammer and nothing would happen. So I hit it with a 3 pound hammer while it was on my finger.

It broke, it shattered, it disolved into so many little shards. I am so loving dumb. Thank god it is under warranty.