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samu3lk posted:I've never played the multiplayer at all! I will say, we're two sessions into recording this game and I am REALLY enjoying it. It's made me go back and replay rear end Creed 2. Also I totally agree, the stuff outside of the VR simulation seems super boring and pointless. Unless they circle around and make a game that takes place in modern times, I have no idea what purpose that serves. The problem with modern times is that we have automatic weapons here, combined with the fact that being able to complete a mission while screwing up a stealth sequence seems to be the rule of the day, too many people complained about the fail-state trailing missions. (Feel free to skip over the spoilered text if you want, it flows the same whether or not you highlight it.) The overarching plot isn't terrible. The Templars pretty much control everything, and they are closing in on unlocking the secrets of the First Civilization, which created modern humans as an easily controllable slave race. All the Pieces of Eden are basically sudo user backdoors, and the Templars have a LOT of them. The First Civilization also achieved the technological singularity as the Earth was hit by some gnarly solar flares that wiped most of them out anyway. There are a couple of AI/Singularity-transcendent survivors, and one dude who manifests in the current guy who has the most First Civilization DNA at the time. The Templars know all this, are winning, and the Assassins are doing their best to slow them down. The Templars were on the winning side of the Industrial Revolution, so they have sort of consolidated and kept their power from then. It's me, I'm the nerd who pays attention to weird game stories. CAPT. Rainbowbeard fucked around with this message at 09:38 on Dec 4, 2016 |
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The problem with the modern times stuff is I'm not running around a crowded city on rooftops bothering people and throwing money at them and stabbing them through the eye socket. I went back to finish Assassin's Creed 2 and I am having an absolute blast with it. Ezio's story is simple, but thrilling. Desmond's is boring and dumb. Speaking of boring and dumb, here's a link to another one of my videos. Let's Play Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood! - Part 2: "One Single Tampon" This is a risque Let's Play. We're going to talk some tactics. We kill the men, the women and, I'm ashamed to admit, the children. This horse wants nothing to do with us. We're having some technical difficulties in this episode and the video kinda hitches around, but it's fixed by Episode 4. Bye, bitch.
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# ? Dec 6, 2016 01:07 |
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Hey everybody. Let's Play Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood! - Part 3: "Eight Crazy Nights" Sorry we're still suffering a lot of dropped frames. It's fixed next episode. We do have fun in these videos though, right? Let's check out these ladder animations. Were they French? Like, from France?? How is Benicio del Toro in Italy?? Good God.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 17:21 |
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Why can that woman sometimes do all the same parkour stuff as you but other times she has to wait for you to open a door or something?
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To explain the finger thing - in Altair's time the finger cutting was necessary to use the hidden blade, as a show of devotion to the cause you were literally sacrificing a few grams of flesh to the assassins. However, when the blade was repaired by Leonardo DaVinci in the second game he modified it to no longer need the sacrifice, so since then all assassins have been whole.
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BioEnchanted posted:To explain the finger thing - in Altair's time the finger cutting was necessary to use the hidden blade, as a show of devotion to the cause you were literally sacrificing a few grams of flesh to the assassins. However, when the blade was repaired by Leonardo DaVinci in the second game he modified it to no longer need the sacrifice, so since then all assassins have been whole. There's an initiation scene towards the end of AC2 where Ezio gets that ring finger branded and it's supposed to symbolize the old finger-cutting practice. One NPC even says "we use to cut fingers off for this thing but we know that's dumb now".
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C-Euro posted:There's an initiation scene towards the end of AC2 where Ezio gets that ring finger branded and it's supposed to symbolize the old finger-cutting practice. One NPC even says "we use to cut fingers off for this thing but we know that's dumb now". I decided to finish AC2 so I'd at least have some jumping off point for the plot and I got to this scene yesterday. I skipped this game in the thread, so I would like to inform you that I threw a royal bitch fit at the loving stupid rear end in a top hat Leonardo DiVinci hang glider suck rear end tour of loving bullshit Venice mission that friggin sucks and I hate it. I will say that I am enjoying these two games a LOT more than I thought I would, so it's almost a good thing I have like all of them.
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Peep peep. Let's Play Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood! - Part 4: "Ledul Brudder" One day we'll get the Assassin's Creed game that we all REALLY want. In the meantime, let's hang out with with this Machiavelli dude. He seems trustworthy. What kind of a creature uses their teeth as a grappling hook??
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*SCREECHING EAGLE NOISES CAAW CAWW HONK HONK* PEEP PATROL IS BACK IN THE HOUSE FOR ANOTHER LETS PLAY LETS SLAM DUNK THIS poo poo Let's Play Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood! - Part 5: "I'm An Oil Man" Friendships are made and broken in a breath, on a wish, and in Let's Plays. Get your books and follow the Peep Patrol on a tour of Italy and go throw some dead bodies around. I can't believe they show naked ladies in this game. Adults ONLY.
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You mentioned it in the last game but those "Requiescat in Pace" shots in Matrix-land are a holdover from earlier games in the series, but one that was scaled down more and more over time. In the first game your target would tell you his whole life story after you killed him, while in 2 the target and Ezio would exchange a couple philosophical one-liners or quips. I liked them in 2, especially the one for the final target.
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That Tomb-Raider-y bit reminded me of one thing that always annoys me about Tomb Raider, which is almost getting to the next checkpoint and falling and having to climb back up. Games like this should have a rewind function where you can just go "Whoops, fell down. Undo."
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Tiggum posted:That Tomb-Raider-y bit reminded me of one thing that always annoys me about Tomb Raider, which is almost getting to the next checkpoint and falling and having to climb back up. Games like this should have a rewind function where you can just go "Whoops, fell down. Undo." I'm playing Rise of the Tomb Raider and I have about a 50% success rate for jumping onto a zip line. Sometimes Lara just doesn't grab on. This would be perfect for that scenario.
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Well sam I'm glad to have apparently been able to unite the thread by becoming the villain (Not puppetmastering I just found it funny how things worked out). If it helps I'm glad to see you being good at Assasins Creed Brotherhood, I liked the Ezio Trilogy. I'm the poster this thread needs but not the poster that it deserves...
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The real villain is those pesky plots that keep getting in Sam's way.
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BioEnchanted posted:Well sam I'm glad to have apparently been able to unite the thread by becoming the villain... It's all in fun. It's well established in my LPs that I am inattentive, bad at games, and frequently drunk while recording. We were all joking about your posts like, "This guy hasn't watched any of our other videos has he?" oldskool posted:The real villain is those pesky plots that keep getting in Sam's way. Exactly. Video games need to quit tying to make me pay attention and just let me run around going wild and killing stuff.
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You're worst nightmare - the final boss of Assassins Creed Brotherhood is a quiz on roman history. YOU SHOULD HAVE READ THE DATALOGS YOU FOOL! Edit: If I ever bought myself an avatar it would be School-Teacher-glasses Junko with the text "Are you even paying attention?" BioEnchanted fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Dec 21, 2016 |
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Gobble Gobble Merry Christmas Let's Play Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood! - Part 6: "Belly Button to Gizzard" Fun fact at 7 seconds in, you can hear my phone vibrate! I got a text message from a friend!! WOW! It's probably been two episodes since I sang a song, so I sing this one a couple times. I swear to god, $900 is a lot for some tomatoes. We discuss pizza, Pokémon, and Eric reveals his secret identity. We round out the episode this time with some recipes and some gendered slurs. Look, this is all satire. Makes ya think. With that behind us, let's whip this house of sin into shape!
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For future reference if you get lost telling shops apart: Some are obvious, like the Art Merchant is just Merchante del Artes, but the Blacksmith and Tailor are trickier - the Blacksmith's sign says Fabbro, so if you are trying to find one that's what to look for. Fabbro=Fabricate, to make. They fabricate weapons. The Tailor's name is Sarto - Sarto is italian for "To Cut" used to describe cutting one's flesh ie tattooing but also cutting fabrics to make clothing.
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BioEnchanted posted:For future reference if you get lost telling shops apart: Some are obvious, like the Art Merchant is just Merchante del Artes, but the Blacksmith and Tailor are trickier - the Blacksmith's sign says Fabbro, so if you are trying to find one that's what to look for. Fabbro=Fabricate, to make. They fabricate weapons. The Tailor's name is Sarto - Sarto is italian for "To Cut" used to describe cutting one's flesh ie tattooing but also cutting fabrics to make clothing. OK just so I have this straight you expect Sam to READ a FOREIGN LANGUAGE in a VIDEO GAME, I think there's a better chance of Eric singing soprano (please do this Eric)
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oldskool posted:OK just so I have this straight you expect Sam to READ a FOREIGN LANGUAGE in a VIDEO GAME, I think there's a better chance of Eric singing soprano (please do this Eric) Dude, it's like you've never even watched our videos. Eric is more of a baritone. He's got that deep, beautiful, throaty voice. At least give the dude a reasonable challenge. Also I figured out the mysterious Italian Code of the Merchants when the minimap marks every shop with a GIANT HAMMER, a PAINTBRUSH, and a SPOOL OF THREAD. Not much left to mystery there, even for people like me who can't read.
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Mezzo Soprano is Eric's family name but you all sing in baritone that makes you all the same
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Good news everybody. My constant cohost and hated enemy Eric just expanded the Let's Play. It's a Christmas Miracle!! Also let's get down to some spooky poo poo in a stream a few days ago: Resident Evil 7: Beginning Hour - "God drat It" I think I've mentioned before that I'm kind of a jumpy guy. I love horror games. I'm really looking forward to this one. Watch as I get progressively more upset at this game and the scary things that occur! Marvel as I completely arse everything up from the game itself to basic streaming and recording skills! Thrill at the fuzzy chat window in the corner where my friends all make fun of me! I do streams periodically. Either playing video games or I stream movies where we all hang out and watch stuff together. You can follow me ON TWITTER if you want to see when those things happen.
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samu3lk posted:We discuss pizza Sounds like you should be posting in the anti food porn thread.
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Tiggum posted:Sounds like you should be posting in the anti food porn thread. There are no pizza rules in that thread, but in my thread there is one. NO OLIVES.
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Jesus Christ this isn't even a full episode. Let's Play Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood! - "Hooker and Cash Parade" I just wanted to post another video before the new year starts. We'll continue the plot of rear end Creed Bro in 2017.
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HELLOOOOO BAAAAAAAAABBBYYY Let's Play Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood! - Part 7: "Did I Do That" This is a family show, so keep that potty talk to yourself. What is love? Is it Egyptian? Who cares. There's some stupid time travel poo poo going on. We invent dabbing. We also continue discussions about the Big Bopper. Bingo bongo, that's what's going on.
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I had a bad day so I'm going to take it out on all of you. Here's some more rear end Creed Bro. Let's Play Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood! - Part 8: "Send Us Your Teeth" Donald Trunp needs your teeth. After that, BAM! ITS THE STONE COLD STUNNER!! Ubisoft, get at us about this Mexican rear end Creed game. We're literally doing the work for you at this point. IS THAT ME? AM I THE BASTARDO!? BADABING!!
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samu3lk posted:BAM! ITS THE STONE COLD STUNNER!! That's not a Stone Cold Stunner. The Stunner is kind of the other way around. Sending your teeth to Donald Trump is an excellent idea though.
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Quit selling the little trinkets and doodads you get from enemies you need them for shop upgrades and item unlocks
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C-Euro posted:Quit selling the little trinkets and doodads you get from enemies you need them for shop upgrades and item unlocks How about you quit telling me what to do and mind your own business. You're worse than Eric. NEW EPISODE Let's Play Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood! - Part 9: "Dental Pad" What have we here? What are you doing? Look, I'm supposed to be here. Bee-Dew. We'll finger it out as we go, I guess. Honk Honk. Also discussed: Horses vs. Dogs vs. Deer, and the reincarnation thereof.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 08:13 |
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I had trouble pronouncing Cesare as well. I kept getting it mixed up with english pronunciation and calling him Seezar-eh, when in game he is referred to with the italian Che-za-rei
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From my very limited experience with horses, they basically have to be bullied into doing what you want. Like, dogs are just cooperative by nature and will do what you want because they like you. Horses like you and don't really mind doing what you want them to, but you still have to kind of argue them into it. They'll do it, but only if they think they can't get away with not doing it. Basically they're lazy. Also, "Look, I'm supposed to be here. *stab*" is hilarious.
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I'm sick of this game, so it's the last episode. I think you all get the idea by now. I accidentally edited this post samu3lk fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Feb 6, 2017 |
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The game does have stealth and attack modes, it just calls them "Low Profile" and "High Profile" which I think you switch between with one of the triggers. It does change your moveset some (push vs tackle, walk vs run) so you can't, say, run stealthily. It's not perfect but I think it's a holdover from what the series originally was, before you were able to just counter-kill everything to death and had to actually plan out your hits. I'd definitely finish it though, as an ~open world game~ I think this one is better than 2. I might go back and play it again after seeing you mess around with it for a bit. C-Euro fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Feb 1, 2017 |
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C-Euro posted:I'd definitely finish it though, as an ~open world game~ I think this one is better than 2. I might go back and play it again after seeing you mess around with it for a bit. I did finish it! And it was pretty good! I'm playing Revelations now! And it's pretty bad! I feel like they're adding too much poo poo to the game without fixing the stuff that was broken before. WHATEVER. HERES A VIDEO. Let's Play Atom Zombie Smasher! - "Lil Donnie Dublin" For not being a fan of strategy games, I sure own a lot of them. I explain a weird thing I do by bringing up the movie Frankenhooker. This game just isn't for me, and if you like it, you're a drooling idiot. Eric cracks the Doug Code in this one, so stay tuned. Yippee! Next up: A HOG game interlude. samu3lk fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Feb 6, 2017 |
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My original plan for this LP was to do all the games in alphabetical order, but I was seduced by a really weird looking HOG Game. Let's Play Ferrum's Secrets: Where is Grandpa Part 1 - "Short Nap" Let's Play Ferrum's Secrets: Where is Grandpa Part 2 - "Arnalgeg" Let's Play Ferrum's Secrets: Where is Grandpa Part 3 - "Tooms From X-Files" Let's Play Ferrum's Secrets: Where is Grandpa? FINALE - "Are We Recording This?" Let's Play Ferrum's Secrets: Lemuria: Lost in Space: "Part Five??" samu3lk fucked around with this message at 10:41 on Feb 26, 2017 |
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For Hidden Object Games, you should try Drawn: The Painted Tower, and it's sequel. Not a HOG fan but I enjoyed those. Holy poo poo: Panjandrum is an actual word - panjandrum panˈdʒandrəm noun a person who has or claims to have a great deal of authority or influence. "the greatest scientific panjandrum of the 19th century" From Dictionary.com BioEnchanted fucked around with this message at 12:47 on Feb 12, 2017 |
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BioEnchanted posted:
Everyone knows that Panjandrum is the most trebulent word of whatever century this is.
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BioEnchanted posted:
Cathode Raymond posted:Everyone knows that Shut up, the both of you. Hey, it's Valentine's Day and if you're all alone, let my Let's Plays be your new boyfriend. Here's a new episode. Let's Play Ferrum's Secrets: Where is Grandpa Part 2- "Arnalgeg" Let's do some grocery shopping for our new friend Beatrice. Or Maude. Or Ludmilla?? Whatever her name is. Finding Grandpa is turning out to be such a pain in the rear end. The dark arts, alchemy, and poisoning people. It's too much to bear. Also to BioEnchanted's suggestion: We play a lot of HOG games because we're amused by really poorly made ones. This one we did a while ago for a previous thread is one of my favorite things that we've recorded. If the one you recommended is weird and bad, I'd love to play it.
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I shouldn't have cackled every time Mallory made a cat-throwing-up sound effect but drat if I didn't
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